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Kill la Kill the Game: IF: Character Introduction Dialogue

A transcript of the character introduction dialogue said before each match in Kill la Kill the Game: IF.

[Please note: This list is currently incomplete. I will update as more gameplay videos surface!]

Satsuki Kiryuin versus Satsuki Kiryuin

Satsuki: I shall fight and rebuild this entire world!

Satsuki: I shall fight and rebuild this entire world!

[Video] 

Satsuki Kiryuin versus Ryuko Matoi

Satsuki: A girl who's being worn by her Kamui is no match for Satsuki Kiryuin!

Ryuko: Let's do this! Do you ever stop looking down on people?! Guess I've gotta teach you some manners!

[Video]

Satsuki: Come then, Ryuko Matoi. Show me your strength!

Ryuko: Let’s do this!

Senketsu: Careful you don’t overheat!

Ryuko: Bring it on! Come at me from all sides!

[Video]

Satsuki Kiryuin versus Ryuko Matoi (Dual Wield)

Satsuki: [not translated]

Ryuko: It ain’t just my weapon that’s different. Me n’ Senketsu are stronger, too!

Senketsu: Yes, that’s exactly right, Ryuko! Let’s win!

Ryuko: Better be prepared, Satsuki Kiryuin!

[Note: My translation.]

[Video]

Satsuki Kiryuin versus Ragyo Kiryuin

Satsuki: Ragyo Kiryuin... I’ll take your life, right here and now.

Ragyo: Good grief. Is that anything to say towards your own mother?

[Video]

Satsuki: Ragyo Kiryuin... I shall take your life, right here and now.

Ragyo: Now, now. Is that any way for a daughter to speak to her mother?

[Note: This is a re-translation of the dialogue above.]

[Video]

Satsuki Kiryuin (Dual Wield) versus Satsuki Kiryuin (Dual Wield)

Satsuki: Your mimicry of me is nonsense... Who are you?

Satsuki: [no footage yet]

[Video]

Satsuki Kiryuin (Dual Wield) versus Ryuko Matoi

Satsuki: Listen well, Ryuko Matoi! Someone like yourself, one of low ambitions, can never stop me!

Ryuko: Let’s do this!

Senketsu: Careful you don’t overheat!

Ryuko: Ambitions my ass! I do whatever the hell I want!

[Video]

Satsuki Kiryuin (Dual Wield) versus Ryuko Matoi (Dual Wield)

Satsuki: Your Snippity-Snips are just another fancy pair of scissors. Your blade shall never reach me!

Ryuko: Well, we'll see about that.

Senketsu: We've become stronger than ever. You should be able to win against Satsuki Kiryuin!

Ryuko: That's the spirit! Let's go, Senketsu!

[Video]

Satsuki Kiryuin (Dual Wield) versus Nui Harime

Satsuki: Nui Harime. You’re not getting away. This is where you end!

Nui: You’re cute, Lady Satsuki. That furrowed brow...? Yeah, not so much.

[Video]

Satsuki Kiryuin (Dual Wield) versus Ragyo Kiryuin

Satsuki: I will never forgive you for what you've done, Ragyo Kiryuin. I will take your life, right here and now!

Ragyo: I don't need forgiveness from a human. Humans are nothing but cattle for the Life Fibers to rule over!

[Video]

Satsuki: I will never forgive you for what you’ve done. I will take your life... right here and now!

Ragyo: [no footage]

[Note: This is a re-translation of the dialogue above.]

[Video] 

Ryuko Matoi versus Satsuki Kiryuin

Ryuko: Let's do this! Keep telling yourself that while we're kicking your ass!

Satsuki: So be it. Perhaps a beating will finally shut you up.

[Video] 

Ryuko Matoi versus Satsuki Kiryuin (Dual Wield)

Ryuko: Let's do this!

Senketsu: Don't get too heated.

Ryuko: Get ready! This time, you're going down!

Satsuki: Very well. We'll see about that. Come at me, Ryuko Matoi!

[Video]

Ryuko Matoi versus Ira Gamagoori

Ryuko: Senketsu!

Senketsu: Leave it to me!

Ryuko: Out of my way, Gamagoori! Kiryuin is who I’m really after. I’ve got no business with her groupies!

Ira: If you want to fight with Lady Satsuki, then you must go through me first!

[Video]

Ryuko Matoi versus Nui Harime

Ryuko: Senketsu!

Senketsu: Leave it to me!

Ryuko: It’s time to pay your dues! Just give up!

Nui: You really think you can keep up that act of yours, Ryuko?

[Video]

Ryuko Matoi (Dual Wield) versus Satsuki Kiryuin

Ryuko: Here I come, Satsuki Kiryuin! It's time to figure out which one of us is stronger!

Senketsu: Don't get too heated. Keep calm.

Ryuko: I know.

Satsuki: Fine... Then show me what you got.

[Video]

Ryuko: Okay, Satsuki Kiryuin! We’re gonna settle this right here!

Senketsu: She’s strong, Ryuko! Stay focused!

Ryuko: Got it!

Satsuki: Your talk is cheap. Show me what you’re made of!

[Video]

Ryuko Matoi (Dual Wield) versus Satsuki Kiryuin (Dual Wield)

Ryuko: Satsuki Kiryuin! We’ll settle the score right here!

Senketsu: Ryuko, stay focused! She’s strong!

Ryuko: Got it!

Satsuki: Talk is cheap. Show me what you’ve got.

[Video]

Ryuko Matoi (Dual Wield) versus Ira Gamagoori

Ryuko: These Elite Four dicks ain’t got nothing on me now!

Senketsu: Don’t get cocky, Ryuko. Let your guard down and it’s over.

Ryuko: Quit worrying! I’m goin’ full blast, like always! It’s all or nothing!

Ira: You’re not the only one that’s gotten stronger. Don’t think for a second you can beat me as easily as you did before!

[Video]

Ryuko Matoi (Dual Wield) versus Nonon Jakuzure

Ryuko: Jakuzure, those beats of yours give me a damn headache, so I’m gonna have to take you down nice and quick.

Senketsu: [no footage yet]

Ryuko: [no footage yet]

Nonon: Hey, transfer student. Just warning you, there won’t be any leaving mid-performance. You’re gonna have to stick around till the end!

[Video]

Ryuko Matoi (Dual Wield) versus Nui Harime

Ryuko: You killed my dad, Nui! And for that, I’m gonna kill YOU!

Senketsu: I know how you feel, Ryuko. But try to stay calm.

Ryuko: Don’t worry, I won’t spazz out anymore.

Nui: Nope, nope, nope! You’re not strong enough to beat me, Ryuuuuuuko!

[Video]

Ryuko Matoi (Dual Wield) versus Ragyo Kiryuin

Ryuko: Back off! You ain't got no place in this fight!

Senketsu: We're in trouble, Ryuko. She's dangerous...!

Ryuko: I know, but I can't back down!

Ragyo: I'm stunned that such a delinquent attends Honnouji Academy. Satsuki must not be doing so well.

[Video]

Ryuko: I don't got business with mama Kiryuin, but if she gets in my way, I'll kick her ass.

Senketsu: Ryuko, she's on another level. Be careful.

Ryuko: Yeah, I suppose she is Satsuki's mother, after all.

Ragyo: Oh, come now. It's a parent's job to clean up their child's mess.

[Video]

Ira Gamagoori versus Ryuko Matoi (Dual Wield)

Ira: --many weapons you have, I’ll take all your punishment and release it back onto you, two-fold!

Ryuko: Sounds good, you kinky freak! Let’s get it on!

Senketsu: --n absorb damage and convert it to power. Our chance comes when he releases that power.

Ryuko: Thanks, Senketsu. I can always count on you!

[Note: Some subtitles are cut off.]

[Video]

Ira Gamagoori versus Uzu Sanageyama

Ira: I am Lady Satsuki's absolute shield! Don't think you can break me that easily.

Uzu: I accept your challenge! I'll break straight through your shield!

[Video]

Ira Gamagoori versus Nonon Jakuzure

Ira: Let’s see how good your performance is!

Nonon: Sure. I have the perfect show lined up for you, Gama!

[Video]

Ira: All right, here I am. Now let’s see how good your performance is!

Nonon: Okay, Gama. I happen to have the perfect show lined up for you!

[Note: This is a re-translation of the dialogue above.]

[Video]

Ira Gamagoori versus Nui Harime

Ira: You may know Lady Satsuki personally, but I will not hold back if you stand in her way!

Nui: Yep, you don't ever have to go easy on me. Come at me with everything you've got!

[Video]

Ira Gamagoori versus Ragyo Kiryuin

Ira: I better not underestimate Lady Satsuki’s mother.

Ragyo: [no footage yet]

[Video] 

Uzu Sanageyama versus Satsuki Kiryuin

Uzu: A serious match with you is all I want.

Satsuki: Then you shall have to inspire me to become serious!

[Video]

Uzu Sanageyama versus Ryuko Matoi

Uzu: Get ready! We’re gonna settle the score today, once and for all!

Ryuko: [no footage yet]

[Video]

Uzu Sanageyama versus Uzu Sanageyama

Uzu: I never thought I’d be fighting myself. It’s trippin’ me out.

Uzu: [no footage yet]

[Video]

Uzu Sanageyama versus Ragyo Kiryuin

Uzu: Her presence is overwhelming. Which means I have to be even more overwhelming!

Ragyo: You're one of Satsuki's friends, right? Let's see if you're capable of serving as my daughter's pawn.

[Video]

Houka Inumuta versus Ira Gamagoori

Houka: Gamagoori, your data is mine.

Ira: Go ahead and see if your combat data works against me, Inumuta.

[Video]

Houka: You’re remarkably tough. But if I hit your weak spot, I believe I can beat you.

Ira: [no footage yet]

[Video]

Houka: Your data is mine, Gamagoori. Thank you in advance.

Ira: Come on then, Inumuta. Let’s see how well your combat data works against me.

[Video]

[Note: This is likely a re-translation of the dialogue above.]

Houka Inumuta versus Nui Harime

Houka: Scary, scary. You must be a monster if you're facing off with someone in a Goku Uniform without one of your own.

Nui: You're really insensitive. I bet you don't have many friends!

[Video]

Nonon Jakuzure versus Ryuko Matoi (Dual Wield)

Nonon: I don’t care how many scissors you have! I’m gonna crush you flatter than a cymbal!

Ryuko: Act tough while you still can! I’m gonna cut you in two before you can even blink!

Senketsu: Well...? Do you have a plan?

Ryuko: Get in close and cut her up!

[Video]

Nonon Jakuzure versus Ira Gamagoori

Nonon: Alright Gama, let's see who deserves to stand by Lady Satsuki!

Ira: Very well. Challenge accepted!

[Video]

Nonon Jakuzure versus Houka Inumuta

Nonon: Didn't think you'd be interested in hearing my performance, Inu!

Houka: Your performance is perfect for my noise-cancelling tech.

[Video]

Nonon: How about a live performance for a change?

Houka: I don’t hate the idea, but I’d rather not listen to your playing.

[Video]

Nonon: How about a live performance for a change? I promise, it’ll be a blast!

Houka: I don’t hate the idea, but I’d rather not listen to you play right now.

[Note: This is a re-translation of the dialogue above.]

[Video]

Nui Harime versus Satsuki Kiryuin

Nui: Come on Lady Satsuki, hang out with me for once!

Satsuki: I’ll beat you down so you won’t ever speak to me like that again.

[Video]

Nui Harime versus Ryuko Matoi

Nui: Play with me, Ryuko!

Ryuko: Let’s do this!

Senketsu: Right!

Ryuko: I ain’t got time to be playin’ with you!

[Note: My translation.]

[Video]

Nui: I thought you hated me, Ryuko. Don't you want to avenge your father?

Ryuko: Let's do this!

Senketsu: Don't get too heated.

Ryuko: I won't be fooled by your words anymore! I only fight for the truth now!

[Video]

Nui Harime versus Ira Gamagoori

Nui: So, you're the self-proclaimed shield of Lady Satsuki? That means I get to go all-out, right?

Ira: I don't know what powers you have, but don't think you can take me down that easily.

[Video]

Nui Harime versus Uzu Sanageyama

Nui: [no footage yet]

Uzu: My opponent is a beast. I couldn’t ask for a better fight.

[Video]

Nui Harime versus Nonon Jakuzure

Nui: I heard you play a wind instrument. I wanna hear!

Nonon: Sure. I’ll make sure you feel the rhythm in your bones!

[Video]

Nui Harime versus Ragyo Kiryuin

Nui: I can’t wait to fight you, Lady Ragyo!

Ragyo: I’ll be more than happy to oblige an artist’s whim just this once.

[Video]

Nui: I was thinking, Lady Ragyo... maybe it might be a good idea for you to entertain me once in a while!

Ragyo: [no footage yet]

[Video]

Ragyo Kiryuin versus Satsuki Kiryuin (Dual Wield)

Ragyo: Finally, a nice family reunion with no one else to bother us. Come at me with everything you've got.

Satsuki: Absurd! Someone as heartless as you has no right to say anything!

[Video]

Ragyo: It seems you re-forged Bakuzan into a pair of blades. But that won’t close the gap in our strength.

Satsuki: [no footage yet]

[Video]

Ragyo Kiryuin versus Houka Inumuta

Ragyo: I thought all you did was collect data, but I guess you do know how to fight. Now this is getting interesting.

Houka: [no footage yet]

[Video]

Ragyo Kiryuin versus Nui Harime

Ragyo: Dearest Nui... I’ve been neglecting you lately. I’m so sorry. Come at me when you’re ready.

Nui: [no footage yet]

[Video]