#the streak to be ruined at the very end... it truly is bill's fault akshdskadha | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

nenoname · 4 days ago

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"yolo" stan (semi)canonically says as he laughs at the idea of eating healthily + doing exercise while he instead lies depressed on the floor every morning.....

while i definitely get everyone's reasoning, it's a bit funny that ford trying to restrict his diet to healthy food is such a popular hc cos the family spoiled stan for a week by giving him all his fave foods (to the point that they just have like. bowls of bacon on the floor) plus we have ford being the one to give stan alcohol on multiple occasions and i doubt anyone can break stan's pitt cola addiction....

also if ford still keeps up his training regime i think stan would bully him for that- 'oh look at me i do 1000 pushups every morning and eat steamed carrots for fun!!' 'nutrition pills actually' 'that's worse!!!!! you do know that right!!!'

#i think there's a conflict between 'oh god we're so old and stanley's health is atrocious' and 'i must spoil my brother at all costs'#......considering how ford's response to getting worse eyesight is 'maybe i should build myself a bionic eye!' i think that #he might be considering making new organs for stan at this rate lmao 'clearly the obvious solution!!!'#stanley pines #stan pines #stanford pines #ford pines #the idea that stan conjured the pure willpower to go teetotal for the entire summer just for the kids only for #the streak to be ruined at the very end... it truly is bill's fault akshdskadha #ford learning that stan likes bacon the kids learning that he likes toffee peanuts #meanwhile stan is being given so much junk food #........maybe give the man some veggies he's gonna feel like shit #cook it in some sauces with garlic dangit!!! that's how ya do veggies!!!

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