#the snake faction's name proposal is “Silver Serpent”

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AU in which Silver Elite breaks out in civil war over whether to associate Sephiroth with cats or snakes. The cat faction seems to have an assured victory until the snake faction comes up with a snake-tongued chibi mascot of Sephiroth that is too adorable to resist.

"Chairwoman H" becomes so preoccupied with trying to suppress this and prevent a schism that the R&D Department falls into disarray. (Personally, "she" prefers cats, but hates the cat faction's proposed name for its breakaway club: "Feline Elite.")