#the rosary burns not bc it was blessed by a priest but bc mc threw it very hard at lucifer's face

[amasiusblog]

currently losing my mind over the idea of a very catholic-raised mc getting sent to the devildom for the exchange student program. they don't even have to be religious because when you're raised super catholic some stuff sticks.

now picture this:

mc is sent to the devildom and in their pocket is a travel-sized prayer book and a wooden rosary blessed by a priest. these are things that never leave their pocket not because they're personally religious, but because their parents would throw a fit if they don't carry it with them.

their first reaction to seeing the student council? not very good.

lucifer: welcome to the devildom. you are out exchange student from the human world and--

mc: sorry but could you repeat that?

lucifer: what.

mc: i'm so sorry but i think i'm hearing things-- didyoujustsayi'minthedevildom?!!

mc: oh my god i'm in hell i'm in hell oh my god what did i do to deserve this i mean the worst thing i've ever done was shoplift a magazine and i returned it! oh please tell me this is a joke please please tell me this is just a silly daydream that i'm having while asleep during mass i'm so sorry father garcia i'll never sleep through your service ever again even if you bring up your ex-wife--

diavolo, visibly upset: ...

lucifer, visibly pissed: ENOUGH [transforms into demon form] YOU HAVE BEEN HERE FOR ALL OF 5 MINUTES AND YOU ALREADY PROVE TO BE IN--

mc: AHHHHHH A DEMON [whips out prayer book and throws the rosary at lucifer before he can grab them] ourfatherinheavenhallowedbethynamethykingdomcomethywillbedone

lucifer: WHAT THE FUCK.

lucifer: STOP DOING THAT.