#the return of Morgan's novelty mug collection

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When Morgan steps into their room, they can suddenly see why they were having a case of "empty cupboard syndrome" in the kitchen.

Every single mug, glass, plate, bowl, and piece of crockery have been placed on the floor in Morgan's bedroom, leaving only a narrow clean path from the door to the bed. There's only one person stupid enough to go to this extreme... (it's Wilford. rosetintedgunman)

@rosetintedgunman

The perpetrator, who probably thought he was sooooooo clever, had the common decency to put things down in a way that could almost be considered organized- in that there was a clear footpath. More importantly, Morgan could see every novelty mug from their collection. They would eventually get over the disappointment if World's Okayest Sorcerer ever went missing, and maybe Inigo Montoya; but the set of mugs Mark had given them? Cyberbullying the Mayor?? There would have been hell to pay. You did not mess with a coffee addict's mug collection.

But no damage had been done, so crises averted. Morgan carefully picked over the plastic cups and bowls, paused to look at the pyramid of forks that had been left on their desk, before shaking their head and picking up Cyberbullying the Mayor from where it had been hung on their bedpost. They grabbed a plate from the pillow and carefully pulled a fork out of the Fork Pyramid (It still stayed up) before tip-toing back out of the room. Cleaning the mess could wait until after coffee and food.