#the repubs: ''here's some mealy-mouthed legislature that uses new words to say stuff that's already enshrined in law''
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apparently???? all the traffic lights downtown are affected by the crowdstrike outtage????
#this fucking place. fucking. clowntown usa. i hate it here#also the state government only meets for 30 days a year. A YEAR!!#and they look at the issues and say ''well golly gee whillikers this shit is just TOO COMPLICATED to tackle in just our 30 days of working#so we're just gonna kick that can down the road and look at it again next year'' CLOWN. TOWN. USA.#the dems in the govt: ''here's some legislature we're putting forth in order to get teachers hazard pay in dangerous districts''#the repubs: ''absolutely the fuck not.''#the repubs: ''here's some mealy-mouthed legislature that uses new words to say stuff that's already enshrined in law''#the dems: ''why are you wasting time. non-citizens cannot vote in elections. why do you feel the need to introduce a law saying that#they can't vote in elections? that's already a thing. it's been a thing THE WHOLE TIME!''#the repubs: (screaming to the news station) ''DEMOCRATS WANT ILLEGALS TO VOTE!! THEY VETOED OUR PROPOSED LAW''#and then they go home for 11 months :) extremely functional state
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