#the pilot clearly showed that kendall doesn't read the shit he signs. it would be SO easy
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cogcltrcorn · 1 year ago
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look. I may be delusional. but I think stewy would love to marry kendall. he has very solid reasons:
- it would be funny
- tax writeoff
- legally binding document that lets stewy sleep soundly knowing he will never have to testify against kendall in court
- the secret horrible corner of stewy's heart that he will never admit to having that makes him want to have a big wedding and serve cunt in a tasteful pastel tux and eat fukcing cake and dance and make out with kendall on the dancefloor and then fuck off to greece for a month and do nothing but fuck and feed each other fruit
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