#the patricia exploiting eddie's simp tendencies is straight fact

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House of Anubis characters playing Among Us

I know the Among Us fad is over, but I was thinking about this today, so I figured I’d speculate what I think all the HOA characters would do if they all played Among Us, both as crewmates and the imposter

Nina - She is somehow always finding bodies. She's that person who finds and reports them every time so it makes people sus. However, she is terrible at lying, which saves her on this part. This game stresses her out sometimes; every time someone dies she feels guilty that she hasn't found the imposter yet. She wants to help people, meaning sometimes her tasks fall by the wayside. She will also drop everything to go and fix the sabotages immediately, meaning it's often easy for the imposter to trap her and murder her. As the imposter, she's fond of the self-report, mainly because she overthinks it and thinks this is the best strategy to cover up. However this is where the whole "terrible at lying" thing backfires on her, because she will self-report and then can't lie her way out of it.

KT - Everyone always thinks she's the imposter, and she doesn't help herself out because she's horrible at defending herself. And no one believes her when she says she's caught somebody in the act. However, when she IS the imposter, she doesn't last very long because she's terrible at lying and coming up with an alibi for herself.

Mick - He's the first one dead every time. Very slow at tasks. Card swipe is his enemy. And when he's the imposter, he's always caught within the first murder or two. He's not very good at this game.

Eddie - Never does one single fucking task. He's out here to be a hero and run around and catch the imposter, but he constantly forgets that doing the tasks is important to winning. The tasks are also his downfall as an imposter. He has a pretty good time at the murdering part, but he is very reckless about it, and he doesn't know the name of any of the tasks so when someone questions him he gets caught in his lies when he makes up fake tasks.

Willow - Everyone TRIES to kill her because she always leaves herself incredibly vulnerable, but she somehow narrowly avoids death every time. When the imposter is coming for her, she always turns the other way, or someone else enters the room at the very last second. However, she trusts people and believes the best in them, which sometimes ends in her unwittingly vouching for the imposter. She is an absolutely terrible imposter herself, though. She almost never murders people, and when she does, she almost immediately admits guilt and apologizes.

Fabian - This man loves his TASKS. He sees his list of tasks and he is determined to do them no matter what. The sabotages stress him out, but he's able to handle it well. Gets mad at the people who don't do their tasks (*cough cough* Eddie *cough cough*) because if you guys just did your tasks we wouldn't even NEED to argue about who's the imposter, we would just win. Being so focused on the tasks does sometimes get him murdered, though. He's also surprisingly good at being the imposter, mainly because he knows the tasks and map inside out and he's able to come up with convincing lies about where he was and what he was doing. No one ever suspects him, either.

Alfie - King of "wrong place wrong time." Very often he finds a body and then someone walks up on him standing over it. Sometimes he can talk his way out of it, and sometimes he can't. He's also deathly terrified of being murdered; oftentimes he runs away when another person comes near him. Additionally, when he's the imposter, he's less interested in murdering and sabotaging and MUCH more interested in the vents. He LOVES the vents, it makes him feel like a ninja or a spy. Spends the entire time in the vents. Most of the time when he gets caught it's not due to a murder, it's because someone saw him venting.

Mara - She is DETERMINED to catch the imposter. She is the Queen of the cameras, and she spends most of her time parked in front of the cameras scanning every single feed, looking for any sign of the imposter. Don't get me wrong, she does her tasks, too, but she's committed to catching the killer first and foremost. She tries to put herself in charge of every meeting and direct the trial. If she sees you in the act, you better pray for your soul; no one escapes the cold wrath of Judge Mara. She's also going to get real mad at the rest of the crew if they don't agree with her and don't vote her way. As the imposter, however, everything is personal. If you've wronged her, whether in the game or in the real world, she is coming after you. She'll try to do it strategically, but she is going down her list in order of how much she hates you at the current moment. No convenient kills; she'll go out of her way to get her vengeance. She doesn't even care if she gets caught as long as her personal justice is delivered.

Patricia - Little strategy, just rage. If she sees someone near a body or thinks they're the imposter, she is going to throw out STRONG accusations and yell at them until they admit they're the murderer, even if she's wrong and they're innocent. She's also very liberal with her use of the emergency meeting button, she loves that button. She will hit that button on the smallest whim just so she can yell at her suspect. All the others run from her if they see her approaching because they're afraid she's gonna report them with absolutely no evidence. As the imposter, she loves to commit murder and she loves to do all the sabotage. Is there any sort of strategy or thought process involved? No, but it works anyway. She wins every time she's imposter because Eddie is a fucking simp so she exploits him and he believes every word she says and vouches for her in the meetings, leading to the downfall of the crewmates and her imposter victory every time.

Joy - She is very quiet and calculated when playing this game. Very seldom does she actually talk during meetings, which often makes the others suspicious of her. If she's got a hunch, she will abandon all tasks and spend the entire round quietly following that specific person around. And if she figures out who it is, she's not necessarily going to say anything or reveal to the other crewmates what she knows; she wants to see how it plays out. She also never reports a single body. However, acting sus all the time does help her when she's an imposter, because no one ever knows when it's actually her. Very strategic and calculated as the imposter. Doesn't go too fast, picks her kills smartly. Very sneaky. Her imposter rounds are long ones. When asked to defend herself, she's very good at gaslighting and subtly shifting suspicion elsewhere.

Amber - Shockingly good at this game. She's quite observant and somehow seems to always know where everyone was and what they were doing. She also has a knack for zeroing in on the correct imposter. Sometimes she does this knowingly, and sometimes she reveals it when she's reporting her observations. As the imposter she plays dumb, which works for her most of the time.

Jerome - This is his favorite game in the entire world, he's very good at this game. When he's a crewmate, he doesn't actually care if they win; he's there to cause as much chaos as humanly possible. Whether he's a crewmate or imposter, he lies about literally everything. He makes up stories and tosses around accusations, and he's very convincing, making the others fight amongst themselves. Does he ever do tasks? No one knows. You can't trust him one bit in this game. As the imposter, he sabotages everything all the time, he locks so many doors, and he strategically murders people. As a master manipulator and strategist, his tactics are different every time. He's in his element.