#the other drivers were like ohhhhh boy I don't like this

[inchidentally]

https://x.com/MERCL4REN/status/1743286121973555513?s=20

find the difference level impossible :D but seriously, this tweet gave me a stomachache from laughing so hard.

THERE'S MY TWO CREEPY TOO SIMILAR VESTAL VIRGINS THAT MAKE ALL THE MEN ON THE GRID (except lewis) GO HUUUHHHHH???

[lestappenwdc]

Suzuka unserious race overview by me

Well hello it's me again. I kinda didn't want to do this today but I promised myself to do it every race so I don't forget about the races and how they made me feel so let's get going under the cut.

1. Red Bull

So so nice to see Max back at the top again. I don't see the haters cheering this time. You can have ONE (1) race to cheer and Max will be back at it stronger than ever after. Who's laughing now? I was really pissed off last time ok?

Perez is also back in his usual form which was kinda nice to see. My beef with him is now over and he can stay.

2. Ferrari

Every race I come here wondering if I'm gonna have another bad thing to say about Ferrari and every race I'm dissapointed. Remember how I said team orders were a good call last race? Well this race it was the wrong decision to make. The way they told Charles was condescending and he was not in fact fighting Norris. They should have held position and everything would have been the same. But noo for some reason Ferrari has to make everything about the driver who is leaving in a year. Garbage team with garbage priorities.

Carlos again drove a very mid race. I cant believe someone voted for him for dotd like what does he even do at this point.

Charles on the other hand? Incredible amazing extraordinary showstopping a fucking masterclass drive by him. He deserved the podium. He deserves everything in the world if you ask me. But I am so proud of my boy and I can't wait until he figures out quali and crashed everyone. Soon. Soon Soon.

3. McLaren

I was shitting on Lando right after the race a lot because he didn't manage to defend against Carlos but thinking about it now... Lando did nothing wrong (aside from lock up 🙄). McLarens strategies sucked so bad It was actually embarrassing. For both drivers. On top of a bad strategy Oscar had a bad race on his part as well. That Tyre degradation compared to his teammate is worrying. He can work on it but it's something he really really needs to figure out and soon. On pace Lando was good and he could've beaten Carlos if McLaren were just a little more capable as a team.

4. Mercedes

What the actual fuck is wrong with Mercedes? How are they so slow? Lewis is barely racing he's just vibing at this point. Poor George is trying but nothing is working evidently. Just.. embarrassing. And then you have Toto yapping about Max left and right? Bffr sir you will be struggling to find a driver at this point yet alone Max. Maybe one of the Alpines will want to switch it up for a faster slow car. Try there.

5. Aston Martin

Stroll and Lance are racing in different categories. Idk what Stroll is doing but it's not it. One race he's decent the next he fumbles it hard. It goes back and forth. Fernando may be a pain in the ass but he's consistent and a good driver. Nothing to add. Stroll do better.

6. RB

YUKI POINT!!!!!!!!!! AT HIS HOME RACE!!!!!! THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!!!!! I'm so so happy for him, he's been doing an exceptional job. 👏

Danny..... I read the report and it sounds like he (and Alex) got unlucky. But that seat is slipping away real real fast if you ask me.

7. Haas

Another decent race for Haas. They couldn't do more than that tho, they never would have. There was not enough DNFs in the top spots. Unfortunately it has come to this. If the lower teams want some points they need to fight for the 1 spot left out by Strolls incompetence. The field is so devided this is our reality. Unfortunately. Still a positive race for them. Still rooting for them so much.

8. Sauber

They raced? Honestly I don't remember. I saw Bottas pass Sargeant but that's about it. Ohhhhh Zhou DNFed. I hope it doesn't happen next race. Other than that 🤷‍♀️

9. Alpine

Not alpine touching 2 minutes into the race. They were so slow even Sargeant passed them twice. Ocon and Gasly need to find themselves better seats next year. Where are Travis Kelces money I wonder? It's just sad.

10. Williams

No words. Just no words. Another chasis ruined. They will not have a single car for Miami with this pace. Not Albons fault this time but still kinda is. You were saying 3 days ago that you need to be more careful so why tf were you not more careful? I get it wasn't his fault but like... less risky moves maybe? You're fighting for 15th ffs.

[tsuki-sennin]

Ohhhhhh boy, I'm not ready for today! ...uh, I've fully recovered from my illness! It's still cold as hell! ...Spoilers, I guess.

-Go Dai-chan!

-Split that bitch like an atom, boys!

-Oh. Well, we got the other guy!

-Yep, Director Akaishi's a supervillain.

-No intro today, huh?

-Does Papa Gen like... not feel the blatant emptiness in his body? Cause if so, I'd like that to help feed my

-"Pweeeeeeease Mama, I'm staaaaaaaaaaarvingu~!"

-Honestly, you're a pretty good guy Tabuchi, I didn't give you enough credit last episode.

-Listen to Vice, he's smelling demons.

-Oh c'mon, are you Triple Spy, Chigusa?

-Ohhh, I see, Olteca's just evil because he's too big brained for everyone else. I guess it's a good thing he became a Deadman and not a Redditor then.

-Ohhhhh. Olteca's not the founder! ...I should've seen that coming, but like. Okay, this changes everything!

-Oh boy, we're getting that goddamn Driver huh, Olteca? That thing's currently doing more damage than any Vistamp we've seen so far.

-Ooooooh, somebody's in big trouble!

-Yeah, it's hitting you, huh?

-Oh boy, we're doing this again.

-Hiromi's fucked.

-I'm gonna cry harder Vice ;_;

-God, George. I thought we were bros!

-Don't mock a man's catchphrase! This is your fault!

-Ohhhh, the Ultimate Kamen Rider, huh? He'd be able to fight Kiwami Arms, Hyper Muteki, Genius, Zero-Two, Xross Saber, and Ohma Zi-O all at once! Is elevating your OCs really worth a man's life, George?

-Oh, Commander Yujiro's a Force ghost.

-Ikki, don't encourage him! ...or, no, do encourage him!

-Busybody Big Brother!

-Oh no, Tamaki-kun.

-Kick their fucking ass!

-Oh no, don't call her.

-Yeah, looks like she knows about the Demons Driver! ...I kinda understand her a bit more!

-Oh you son of a bitch!

-Oh crap.

-OHHHH THAT'S A GOOD EXPLOSION

-Hiromi's fightin'!

-Do you like... really need the Juniors at this point?

-Ohhhh, badass!

-OHHHH YEAH LET'S GOOOOO

-God, Sakura, I love you so much.

-Oh, this is the full version!

-Ohhhhh, gooooo!

-Yeah, run through them all! Figuratively and literally!

-Man, this cinematography is killer.

-I get it, I wanna buy your merchandise!

-OHHHHH GOOOOOOOOOO

-GET IT GIRLBOSS!

-I know I'm kinda devolving, but there's only so many ways I can say "I love this show so fucking much", y'know?

-He killed the Gifterian without even using the Genomixes on screen. What an absolute legend/

-Goddamn, he really went all the way.

-Congrats, Olteca! You're free! ...well, until we drag yo ass to jail, that is.

-...oh no, that was a bad idea.

-Oh no, that was a very bad idea.

-Oh good, you're alive.

-Thank you, Mikoshiba-sensei!

-A Pyrrhic victory to be sure, but at least we've won something. ...not that I really trust Aguilera or Tamaki with the Gifu Stamp or feel any good about , but hey!

-He's finally getting dinner!

-Ohhhhhhhh, god, it's detatchable! I DON"T WANNA THINK ABOUT THAT EW EWW EWWWWWWWWWW

-...is that Vice mask being sold on Premium Bandai? It absolutely is, isn't it?

-Oh he's talkin'! Yep, you gotta smash that thing like yesterday.

-Ohhhh no, the preview. Looks like we finally get the conspiracy uncovered. On the bright side, it seems like Sakura's gonna have a big role, so I understand that certain sacrifices have to be made for the sake of homegirl Jeanne screentime.

[fanwarriorfictions]

One-

A Stranger Things 2 Fanfic

Chapter One: MADMAX

A year had passed. Just a year since Will had gone missing, since the crazy adventure that had followed, since they had fought for their lives, since El had came and gone from their lives. Phina found that there was not one night she did not think of what had happened, not one night were she didn't wake in a cold sweat from the nightmares that plagued her, not one night she did not miss El. El was Phina's sister, not by blood, but by shared pasts, shared trauma. They had both endured Hawkins Lab, and Doctor Brenner, Papa.

Another thing Phina thought about frequently. Papa. When she had seen Brenner, laying on the floor, dying, her memories had flooded back into her mind, the damn built by her trauma no longer holding them back. She remembered every little detail, the experiments, the isolation chamber, her powers. Phina had been well aware of her gift of fire, it showed itself easily due to her temper. Her other affinities, were not as easy to access, but they were all the more powerful.

   With air, she could create winds stronger than a category five hurricane. They were strong enough to shred through anything in its path. With it, she could lift things, almost like El could, but different. She could create a ball of wind to surround the object and move it wherever she wished. Just before she had escaped Hawkins Lab, they had been trying to get her to use that power on herself, to lift herself, to fly.

   Her water was a little like her fire, more brute in attacks, but it was more controllable. Phina could form the water into whatever she wished, anything from small creatures like butterflies to her favorite, wolves. She created the wolves and they almost became alive, attacking where she wanted them to, but killing in their own ways, usually by drowning a victim. With water, also came ice, she could freeze the wolves and they could use their teeth to bite.

Then she had earth, her strongest affinity. Earth was so much more than plants and dirt, it was life. The plants and trees were alive, they had a consciousness, they saw Phina as one of them. She could control them, yes, but most of the time, she didn't have to. They protected her, they strenghtened her, they were a part of her. When she had explained this to the boys, Dustin had taken to calling her Mother Nature, and she guessed he wasn't really wrong. She was nature itself, anything related to it was at her command. And she was at their command.

   A year, so much can happen in a year, and so much did. Everyone had slowly healed, together, but the scars still remained. Phina grew stronger, but so did her shadows. Shadows plagued her, and every shadow she saw brought her back to the drawing. The one she drew last Christmas. It still rested in the first page of her sketchbook, where she would stare at it for hours. Nothing had happened, not yet, but it lingered in her mind, always reminding her that anything could happen at any moment. The paranoia arose in her from time to time, never truly gone, festering like an infected wound.

   Like right now, the moments when she was alone, when she had nothing to keep her mind at bay. Phina lay on her bed, staring up at the ceiling. With one hand, she gripped the blanket of her bed, tethering her to reality, and the other grabbed her necklace, reminding herself of her power. The little flame never left her neck, and it had become a life line to her, grabbing it whenever she felt uneasy. It brought her comfort, yet it also brought a face. Steve Harrington had given her the necklace last year, as a thank you.

   Another development over the year, Phina had found it harder and harder to hate him. Once he stopped hanging out with Carol and Tommy, he had become a lot nicer. He had even started to stand up for her against them almost every morning, and she had Nancy to thank for that. Nancy had changed him, for the better. Nancy and Steve were still going strong, and he grew better as a person every single day. It was a good thing, so why did Phina feel so bad whenever she saw them together. She was happy for her sister, and even for Steve, but, something was just wrong. Phina tried to say it was because of Jonathan, that him and Nancy had developed something together, and they did, there was no ignoring that, but she knew there was more to it. She just didn't want to face it head on.

   Phina hears yelling coming from Nancy's room, she was yelling at Mike. Arcade night, Phina chuckles, sitting up right waiting for Mike. On cue, her door was then thrown open as Mike rushes in, causing Phina to laugh even more.

   "Quarters are in the brown bag on the desk," Phina tells him without a moments hesitation, "share with Dustin, there is ten dollars worth for each of you, and a little extra if Lucas or Will need it."

   "Have I ever told you that you're the best sister in the world," Mike asks, breathing heavily.

   "You don't have to, I already know I am," she jokes, "now you better get goin' before Nancy catches you."

   "Mike!"

   He rushes out of the room with a quick goodbye, narrowly escaping Nancy as she was about to turn into Phina's room. She chases after him again, yelling at him as she goes.

   Phina shakes her head as she stands up to close her door. Those two will never stop will they, she chuckles. I hope they never do.

   As she walks back to her bed, she looks at a vase of flowers on her desk, roses from Jonathan on her 17th birthday in June. They were wilting. She smiles at them, lifting her hand to touch the closest one, they all regained their life, the soft petals kissing her skin as she filled the vase with water seemingly from nowhere. Life begins again.

-

   School? Dreadful. Her senior year? Even worse. Phina was taking her sweet time to get to school, taking the longest route she could. They were only a few weeks into the semester, and she was already about to pull her hair out. Being surrounded by carbon copies of Carol and Tommy, not to mention the stress of college and what she wanted to do with her life, she'd rather face the Demogorgan again than this.

   The road she was on was usually empty this early in the morning, giving her the freedom of how fast she went. So she took her sweet time, cruising along slowly, feeling the wind wrap around her like an embrace, and admiring the nature that surrounds her. The sounds, smells, all of it, calming her. That is, until the sound of an engine broke it. The car, a Camaro, flew past her, way to close. She swerves towards the side of the road to keep from getting hit by the asshole driver, which leads her towards the trees. She stops just in time not to hit one.

   The car was long gone already, due to the outrageous speed it had been going. Phina was breathing heavily, her adrenaline running high. That asshole could have killed me, her temper flared. Along with it, came a ball of fire that formed around her clenching fist. She shakes off the fire, willing herself to breath a little. It didn't calm her down, but it did help her focus. Oh this was going to be a bad day.

-

   Phina flies into the parking lot, going towards her usual spot to find a car already in it, the Camaro. Now she was livid. They had just parked, blasting Rock You Like a Hurricane. The drivers side door swings open, one jean clad leg coming out of it. Then comes the completely jean clad boy as well. On the other side, a younger girl gets out, taking her long board and leaving quickly.

   The boy looks around the parking lot for a moment and starts to walk towards the school, throwing a cigarette down as he goes. Phina glares at him, her temper rising again. She parks her bike in the space right next to his throwing down her stand. She stands up off the bike and storms towards mullet head.

   In Steve's car, Nancy and Steve watch her. Steve noticed instantly how mad she was when she parked, and all that anger was turned on the new kid.

   "This is not good," Steve says, jumping out of the car, "not good at all."

   "Hey asshole," Phina calls out to mullet head.

   He turns around, almost as if it was actually his name, "yes?"

   The pure arrogance in his voice stokes her rage, "I don't know if you noticed, but you ran me off the road earlier."

   "Was that you? Oh, well, I'm sorry Red," he smirks, his eyes trailing over her.

   "Don't call me that, and keep your eyes up here," she growls, "you could have killed me."

   "That would've been a real shame, to loose such a beauty as yourself," he shakes his head, his eyes still not meeting hers.

   "I'm flattered," she bites out.

   He smirks, "you should be."

   She snarls at him, "I oughta punch you in the mouth right here and now."

   "You wouldn't." His smirk grows wider. "Not with those delicate little hands."

   "You're new here, you don't know me," she snaps at him, taking a large step closer to him, "you don't know what I can do, and you don't want to find out."

   "What if I do, Red."

   The suductive undertone was maddening, "listen here asshole, don't call me Red, and if you even look at me wrong, your gonna find out what these delicate little hands really do, got it?"

   Phina smiles venomously at him, quickly going back to her harsh glare. She shoulder checks him as she walks towards the school. He is harshly turned around, forced to watch her go, he didn't mind at all.

   Steve, who had watched the whole thing, felt his blood boil as this new kid looked Phina up and down. He was about to go give this kid a piece of his mind when Nancy laid her hand on his arm.

   "Come on, where gonna be late for first period," Nancy says, watching the new kid and her sister.

   "Yeah, lets go," Steve nods, hesitantly.

-1777 words-

Ohhhhh, Phina is angry. So this marks the beginning of Season Two! Hope y'all are ready for this.

-Morgan

[hanmemyphone]

Ooohh, i have a request for yaa!! If you don't mind can you write about jumin just got back from one of his long business trip and the first thing he hears when he got home is mc moaning really loud with someone which is chairman han dun dun dun!!! He thought mc was cheating but instead mc and chairman's moaning were from eating a batch of delicious chocolate Waffle that mc made. I like to know how would jumin react to this funny situation😂

Ohhhhh boy alright let’s do it

He had immediately called you the moment he got off the plane. He wanted to tell you that he would be home soon but he honestly just wanted to hear your voice. With Jumin spending almost a month in the US, miles away from Korea, he missed you more than he would ever admit. But now he was closer than ever to you and he couldn’t help but be excited in his own special way. He was taken home in the car. Throughout the ride, his leg was twitching and finger tapping, he couldn’t stay still. He was even getting mad at traffic.This immaturity would be something he would definitely reflect back on later.

Later than he wanted but faster than the driver himself predicted, Jumin arrived home. The moment the car stopped he immediately opened the door, his driver looked at his back seat in shock.Jumin rushed up to the top floor as fast as he could but he couldn’t help but wait impatiently for the elevator to slowly make its way down and back up.

He punched his code into the keypad on the door and rushed in, almost forgetting to take off his shoes. He felt excited. He hadn’t been for a while. He wanted to shout out for you but instead, he decided he would try his best to surprise you instead.

He walked through the entrance hallway and placed his hand on the handle that lead into the main living room and dining area. He heard your voice.He instantly wanted to rush in and take you in his arms, ignoring the plan he had earlier but all plans fell flat when he heard another voice.Jumin heard two voices that seemed to be conversing in a strange manner.

“Mmmm....this is great,” a voice other than yours moaned.“Do you like it? You can have more if you want,” you seemed to reply.“MMMmm!” the other voice responded.

These dialogues rushed through Jumin’s mind as he felt his brow furrow uncharacteristically.She couldn’t possibly be cheating on me?No, she wouldn’t.But what was he hearing from the other room?Those moans were definitely sitting with him strangely and he couldn’t shake any worries off.Jumin wasn’t going to sit idly thinking about what was happening. Rather, he would clear it up himself.

He opened the door with a bang, both dreading and desiring the situation to come. Instead of his strange thoughts coming true, he saw two figures at the table. One was his beloved and the other was...

“Father?” Jumin questioned in such a way that both his father and you were surprised. You had never heard Jumin sound so confused and if you had to be honest, it was quite entertaining.“Father, what are you doing here?” Jumin continued to question, taking slow steps towards the table.“Your wife-” Chairman Han began but was instantly cut off by a flustered Jumin.“Sorry Father, can you leave for today? I’m quite tired,” he told sharply, somehow regaining his composure. After his father was pushed out of the house by Jumin, he turned his attention towards you.You were barely able to hide the smile you so desperately wanted to do as he held your shoulders with his hands and sighed.“What was going on?” Jumin asked, only to be greeted by a plate of waffles you took from the table behind you, ”Waffles?”“Father-in-law was helping me taste these for you before you returned,” you told, picking a waffle up and offering it to the black-haired man to which he replied with opening his mouth.His eyes widened and instantly you could tell that he enjoyed the taste.Finally, you felt like you were allowed to smile and laugh as you hugged him, ”I missed you.”No matter what strange thoughts he had before, he wrapped his arms around you and caressed the back of your head.He missed you too.

“So why were you flustered earlier when you came in?” You asked, cuddling with him in bed later that night.Jumin recalled his thoughts and refused to tell you the answer.Besides, reflecting back on it now, he thought that only he would be strange enough to do such a deed in the living room in the day.

Unless... father like son?