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almightyramtha · 3 months ago

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It's so fucking funny to me that Gale comes off like the Horny Wizard™️ but the moment you act like a goblin at all with any of the sextracurricular opportunities he's like "I don't like this :("

His reality seems more: "Horny for sex? I'm horny for love! Horny for companionship! Horny to cook for you a sumptuous meal, sit beside the hearth, and share with you my deepest feelings of admiration and passion! Horny for the comingling of two souls intertwined like lace upon the planes beyond mortal understanding! Yes, sometimes I'm also I'm horny for sex! But that is merely one single facet of my depth of character!"

#every time i see a video with his “i dont like this” reactions (bc i cant stand to do them) all i can think is “youre so real for this”#i did accidentally talk to the drow twins bc i thought you had to “order” them at the front desk and it'd just be off the clock chatting.#gale wansnt into it and halsin (WHO I TURNED DOWN >:( ) jumped in like “ill have that sex if youre not gonna finish it”#and then gale reluctantly was like “no ill sit in the cuck chair if you want honey.”#the only things id said were “NO HALSIN!” and “surprised youre not into this gale” which i thought was a question not a proposition #I was so upset by how sad Gale was when they finally let me out of the conversation i couldn't click nevermind fast enough lol #baldur's gate 3 #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 #just yapping

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