#the only thing i didn't really like was kitty being jealous and then ignored in that jealousy but tbh

[grinchwrapsupreme]

i have a lot of petty things to say about the ghosts finale and fandom rn but i will be respectful i will be respectful i will not be rude about other peoples' emotional responses i will be respectful

[white-sinner]

Yandere Xiao

X adeptus male neko reader

Warning: kidnapping, sex, touching, overpowering

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everyone in Liyue knows the adeptus m/n especially for being half cat his senses are much more amplified than any mortal so his speed, reflexes, vision and hearing are incomparable but what will happen when a certain adeptus not very good at relationships will have a crush on M/n?

Yandere xiao: who fought alongside you in the war of the archons at that time he had a strange feeling for you but not knowing what it was he chose to ignore it long after his comrades fell you were the only thing he had left and he swore by his last breath to protect you by now things had changed in Liyue but not you.. always on guard as in the past

Yandere xiao: with the arrival of the new traveler Morax's death was a real mess all the Adepts were called to protect Liyue together with the mortals but one was missing and xiao I notice it was you

Yandere xiao: that during the fall of the Jade Mansion you leapt out of the shadows and caught the traveler as he fell. xiao know you were there as in the war of the archons you stayed in the shadows to observe and only came out when the situation was critical

Yandere xiao: that after everything was over i call the traveler to explain the situation being that he was now one of the people here he trusted the traveler laughed answering Xiao that what he feels is love,

Love? Xiao was confused could he feel love isn't it only a mortal's feeling? Was that why he felt a possessive desire towards you?

Yandere xiao: that he inquired by reading a couple of books on mortals but when he learned that you had defeated abys mandates he felt jealous because you kept giving your attention to mortals and not him? of course it was part of your contract but.... in that moment he understood what he had to do

Yandere xiao; that he caught you while you were busy patrolling and took you to a house that he bought you right away you ordered him to let you go but in vain he kept telling you that he loved you and that you were his husband? why did he say such stupid things then he grabbed you by the neck and kissed you hungry his tongue slipped inside your mouth and you kept wriggling. Xiao let go but he grabbed your wrists and tied them with a special rope

Yandere Xiao :who takes you princess style and takes you into the bedroom to then rest you on the big bed and starting to undress you yelled asking what he was doing and he replied that it was something that mortals called sex and it was done between lovers and seeing that you two you were it would have been nice you scared you didn't realize that Xiao had stripped there too

Yandere xiao :That seeing you like this he said that there was no need to be shy and that you would have had great pleasure saying that with a smirk he pulled your tail and you jumped so he was holding you and started to stimulate your ears while he kissed you and pulled your tail

Yandere xiao: that after preparing you he start to fuck you so fast it was inhuman and you under him tell him that the only thing you could say was little nyan nya

Yandere xiao: that the following morning he let you rest well he has a lot of stamina despite being short but oyou managed to stay awake and he cuddled you saying sweet things in your ears

Yandere xiao: that puts you in a collar that reduces your powers to a minimum he smiled said that you didn't need it that he was there to protect you

well now you were really his weak husband now really you had no chance to run away from him

“M/n you produce such sweet sound you are so sensitive is my husband enjoying himself?~”

“Don’t worry M/n I can protect you you can rest little kitty ~”

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[angelyuji]

Omg, yandere step dad Wonverine x nerdy/geeky step daughter x yandere Deadpool????

Wade asks Logan to talk about some things with him at his house. Logan telling him no, that they should meet somewhere else but Wade is already there and starts flirting with you. Logan being completely jealous but you two ignore him and keep flirting

Later that night both of them are fucking you in your room

i unfortunately have not seen deadpool and wolverine yet becuz ryan reynolds is a zionist and i've also hated him for awhile becuz of how much he shit talks green lantern, however i will watch it (illegally) one day

BUT i have seen some clips so im gonna push the poolverine agenda😈

tw // noncon/dubcon (under the cut) , sadism, deadpool, implied cheating, stepcest

minors dni!!! 18+!!!!!!

logan and wade have been friends for awhile and wades been dying to meet you. logans been putting off introducing him because you're his!!! he doesn't like to share yk? but wades convinces him "wolvie, baby, i wouldn't dareee touch a hair on her head!! i swear!!"

when wade meets you, he's literally ENAMOUREDDD like ohmygosh you're like a cute cat. and the way you react every time wade says something a little scandelous is sooo funny to him

at first logan's a little jealous and like very "wade fuck off", but logan was starting to be really into how you and wade interact like logans mean to you like he's very much a sadist but wade is sweet and teasing. so logans like... maybe i do like to share! but only with wade.

wade's still sadistic but in a different way. like when logans being an asshole, wade is cooing and soothing you just to immediately start being cruel and teasing you. very hot and cold.

wade would def somehow convince you to sleep with him and while he's eating you out, logans going to find you too and join :)

"don't worry, cutie, logie's not gonna find us." wade traps you against the bed, his lips sucking your neck. you nervously shift, feeling his teeth pierce your neck.

"i-i don't want to do this, wade." you try to push him off, but wade lifts his head away from your sore neck, pouting.

"but we've started already, and look at what you did?" he points down to the bulge in his pants and your eyes go wide, "see? and unless you want me to tell your dad about this, you should zip-" logan mimics zipping his mouth, "-and let me make you feel good." you swallow and nod. wade smiles, "good girl."

wade trails his lips down your chest down to your clothed cunt, you feel his mouth press against your panties, soaking the fabric with spit. but in your disgust, you feel something burning in your stomach. you try to push wades head off, but he uses a hand to smack you away. your thoughts swirled as the pleasure built up in you. you try to press yourself against him, to bring you over the edge, but wade refused. "naughty kitty, i thought you didn't want this?" you can feel the vibration of his voice and you whine.

"wade." your step-father's voice comes from the door. you look over, panicking. wade lifts his head away from you to give him a toothy smile. "i thought you said you wouldn't touch a hair on her head?" he lifts an eyebrow at the man's behavior.

wade rolls his eyes, "come and stop me then, logie." wade wiggles his finger at him. your step-father gives you a strange look, before walking over to the two of you.

"well, i didn't tell you to stop, did i?"

[cosmica-galaxy]

So when I saw that ask about how the grunts reacted to the player’s affection to their pet I wanna now ask of how they would react to the player introducing their cat/dog to them!

The companionship of pets is always the best when the people who are jealous of the pets fall in love with them. Like if the player is busy and or not around the four Dissenters have a cat/dog to keep them company and remind them of the player. Plus the player finding them being affectionate to the pets when they said ‘(we) don’t like them’ would be cute as the player is happy to see them all getting along, which makes the player even happier.

~ Cat ~

Hank was aloof to your loyal pet at first and didn't really care for it. But he was, surprisingly, the one that came around the fastest out of all the SQ members. He was primarily jealous at how you always rubbed and loved up on your little feline companion, but now he can understand why. It was so soft and fluffy. It might have taken him a few tries to pet them, or even touch them, but it warmed your heart to come into the base and see Hank playing with the kitty with a string.

Deimos was not much of a cat person. He wasn't much of an animal person at all, really. He was mostly annoyed at how you would always sweetly talk to the feline and rub your face into their fur. How sad was it that he was being outdone by a CAT of all things? But that all changed the day he was sitting on the lumpy couch in the base before your little feline decided to jump into Deimos's lap and settle in. It was surprising to Deimos, but after that, he started to let the cat get just a little bit closer to his heart.

Sanford was familiar with the little feline as you always talked about it and found comfort in the animal. He had to admit, watching you kiss and cuddle the little hairball was enough to make an envious bone in his body twitch. Still, they were your prized companion, so he would just have to learn to tolerate it. Though, he started to lean into the little animal whenever he would cook and started to sneak scraps to the cat whenever they would paw and meow at him for a bite. He started doing this on the regular and eventually, he found himself asking if he could feed the cat every now and then, to which you oblige.

2B wasn't as jealous as the others when it came to you and your pet. It was illogical to get so worked up over a furry companion that you adored, especially since you raised the feline since they were a little kitten. He does find himself becoming envious from time to time, but he always rationalized your behavior. He spends most time with the cat since everyone else, including you, have to leave to go on missions. So he and the cat regularly hang out. The cat even got comfortable enough to sit on his shoulders or in his lap while he works.

~ Dog ~

Hank is VERY jealous of how you act with your dog. You always give them kisses and hugs and belly rubs. The mutt doesn't even do anything for you! Hank tears through enemies and viciously rips apart opposition! What does the dog have that he doesn't? Hank is really aloof to the animal and will ignore it most of the time, even if it's jumping at his legs or placing their head on his thigh. Though, once enough time has passed, you've caught him petting the dog on more than one occasion. You just guess that a dog's love can even melt the coldest of exteriors.

Deimos was equally as jealous of the dog as Hank was. The way you love on it and give it smoochies was enough for the gunman to feel his blood temperature go up a few notches. That thing was nothing more than a dirty animal, how could you adore it so much?? It doesn't even go on missions or even talk! Deimos spends a while finding the dog to be nothing but useless and the only reason why they all tolerate it is because it's precious to their Player. But with time, Deimos was seen picking up a ball and tossing it around the room while the dog loyally brings it back every time. He can even be heard laughing as he throws the ball once more.

Sanford was just as envious and jealous as the others. The dog was getting most of your adoration, and none of the vessels liked it. There was just merely tolerance for the animal as each mercenary tried their best to ignore it and make sure that the dog didn't bond with any of them. Sanford was just as stubborn, but he was also the quickest that the dog wore down. Sanford found himself fixing dinner and cutting meat one night when he feels the dog pressing against his thigh. Looking down, Sanford was struck with the gaze of such big eyes that were just PLEADING for a scrap of meat. The longer he stared, the less power his stoic exterior had. Sanford eventually slips the dog a scrap of meat and it stays by his side after eating the scrap. Begging and whimpering for more. Sanford's tone changed after that and he now finds himself laying on the lumpy couch with your dog laying on his chest as he watches Slaughter Time reruns on the TV.

Doc was not as affected by your companion's presence as the others were. He understood that the dog had personal values to you and would tolerate the animal for your sake. The others would all try to be aloof to the animal or just ignore it, but Doc found himself growing fond of the beast as he was typically the one that got stuck with babysitting the animal while you all went out to do your missions. The bond began to form then and there and Doc found himself appreciating the company. Even if taking the dog outside from time to time interrupted his work, he finds himself appreciating the break time and he'll even grab a coffee while he watches your precious pooch romp around outside. Having fun with apparently the most simplest of things, such as a stick. He finds himself growing to understand and appreciate why humans adore these pets as much as they do.

[the--lonely--writer]

Thea Queen: The Rise of The Heiress

Chapter - 01 [Betrayal]

"Yo, pretty kitty… Stop staring at your phone and give me a hand," A girl walked into the room and found her friend glued to the phone, "Thea, Barry will reply when he sees your message. You staring at the phone won't do a thing. Huh… Acting like a puppy."

And saying so, the girl snatched the phone from Thea's hand.

"Quit it, Stacy… Give me my phone back," Thea tried to take her phone back, but Stacy pushed a tray into Thea's arms instead.

"Take this and get back to work. Use that pretty face of yours to earn some extra cash," Stacy frowned, looking at Thea and said. If she had a face like her friend's, she would be a cash printing machine.

And it was indeed justified of Stacy to feel a bit jealous. Thea was one of the most, if not the most beautiful girl in their school. They were only in high school, and Thea was already a head taller than most her age. And if that was not enough, she was in the School’s ballerina troupe. But what really melted every boy's heart was her serene green eyes. One would hardly come across someone with such beautiful eyes.

Many boys flocked around her, trying all sorts of tricks to get her attention. To go on that one single date. But Thea knew that it was all nothing but a sham. She knew they were only after her looks and were not serious about her. And this was all because she was not born with a silver spoon in her mouth. Her family had neither the wealth nor the influence to help her. In fact, they could hardly get by.

But while others would have regretted it all along, Thea did not care about it much. After all, she already had the perfect boyfriend, Barry.

Thea and Barry have known each other since they were in diapers. Their families were already good friends. And by the time Thea and Barry were in middle school, they were already a thing. But Barry didn't want the rumours about them to circle everywhere in the school. Like Thea, he hated getting attention to himself, and Thea respected that. So apart from a selected few, no one knew about them.

Even so, it did not stop Thea from thinking about their future. And since they were not rich, the only way Thea could make their life comfortable was by getting a decent enough job. And for that, she had to go to college to study.

Thea knew that once she had a decent job, she could build her life on it. Everything would be smooth-sailing after that. But to go to college, she needed money. Which finally explained why Thea was at this high-end restaurant.

Usually, it's very hard for someone to get a part-time job at such an expensive restaurant, but thanks to her pretty face, the manager was more than happy to have her there. And along with Thea, Stacy, her school friend, also came sticking like a one plus one deal. But overall, everyone was happy in the end. Or were they?

How can there be happiness without sorrow? Working part-time had its disadvantages as well. One, Thea got very little time to study. After school and part-time, she was usually too tired to even lift a finger, let alone study. It would be no surprise if her grades slipped.

But what worried Thea was that she had no time for Barry. She could only see him during school, and since they were in different classes, there were times when she could not even talk to him for days. And that made Thea come to a decision.

Even though it would dent her savings a bit, Thea had to buy a nice expensive gift for Barry soon. After all, it was their anniversary soon. They would complete four years of being together. She had to make that day special for him. "You know na… The restaurant has been booked by this girl for the evening?" Stacy spoke, which brought Thea's head out of her thoughts, "We need to start preparing for that as well… So get your act together, will ya?"

"Do you know who it is?" Thea tried to pry. This was a grand gesture to make anyone envious.

"How would I know?" Stacy feigned ignorance and said, "It's not like I am the manager's favourite," and saying so, Stacy turned around to leave without giving Thea any chance of pestering her.

"Che… Liar," Thea clicked her tongue, not believing Stacy but still followed behind her.

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"This should be enough," Stacy looked at Thea and said. They decorated the table with nicely fragrant flowers, dim lighting and everything else the customer had asked for. It was elegant but not too much to give away the surprise.

"Nicely done, guys… You have some good taste," While Thea and Stacy appreciated their work, the manager walked towards them.

"Manager!" Thea and Stacy greeted the manager and stepped away to give her way.

"Everything looks fine here," the manager nodded and turned towards two of her employees, "Now, after the guest arrives…"

"I know… I know… Thea will take care of the guests while I will be in the back, cleaning the toilets," Stacy spoke up and finished the manager's words.

"Ahh… Well, not today… Thea, I want you to switch places with Stacy today," the manager said to everyone's surprise.

"Huh… For real?" Stacy asked. She could not believe her ears.

"Yes," The manager nodded.

"Oh, Yes…" Stacy was so excited to hear the manager that she punched her fist into the air, "Sorry, bud… But the toilets will be in your care today,” Stacy said and hopped away from there to freshen up real quick.

As soon as Stacy left, the manager turned towards Thea. The manager had to explain the sudden change to Thea.

But when she saw nothing on Thea's face, she smiled. She had this slight anticipation that Thea might protest, but like always, Thea was fine with everything she wanted of her. The manager really liked Thea.

"It's not that you did anything wrong. In fact, it is quite the opposite," still, the manager decided to explain. And his words got Thea curious.

"… Actually, the girl who booked the restaurant wants to propose to her boyfriend," the manager said to which Thea nodded. She could guess the situation pretty much.

"… So she specifically asked that no pretty girl was anywhere near them. Unless, you know…" The manager paused as she looked around, checking if anyone was hearing, and then leaned forward, "The bot got other thoughts… You understand that, right?" The manager whispered.

'So now she was too beautiful to serve the guests?' It was hard to believe and equally amusing at the same time. But Thea had no qualms with that. Instead of getting jealous, Thea was kind of happy. Now she had more time to think about the gift she should buy for Barry.

"I understand," Thea agreed.

"That's my girl…" The manager patted Thea's back happily. The girl was a blessing to her.

"… I should get back to work as well. And right… Don't forget to take your paycheck from me later. I will add some extra for all the hard work," and giving Thea a meaningful smile, the manager walked away.

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"Ughh… This shit is tough," Thea sighed as she pulled off the rubber gloves and washed her hands. The toilets were not usually stinking. But they were not always a good sight. And now that she had experienced it first-hand, she felt sorry for her friend Stacy.

'Maybe I should try and switch with her sometimes. Every alternate day?' Thea thought and looked at the stalls, 'Umm… Maybe every two or three days…"

*Buzz… Buzz…

'He finally replied…' Thinking it might be Barry's message, Thea suddenly forgot about the dirty toilets and found herself smiling. But as soon as she looked at her phone, her smile faded. It was Stacy. She had sent her a link.

"What's this? School forum?" Thea, when opened the link, she was taken to the homepage of their school's forum. It was a students-only website, and one could find every gossip there. Thea was confused about why Stacy sent her the link, but it was short-lived as soon a video started playing on her screen. There was a girl in the frame in some restaurant. But for Thea, both the restaurant and the girl were no strangers.

The girl who booked the restaurant was someone she knew very well. They were not friends, but they were in the ballerina troupe together. So they could be called acquaintances. Well, the girl was in a class of her own. Rich, beautiful and the soloist of the school ballerina troupe. It made sense that she wanted to make a spectacle of her proposal. But a girl proposing, well that was a bold move.

"Well, Amanda is a lucky girl. But what are the chances of them coming here?" Thea smiled. She was happy for the girl. Though they hardly conversed, Thea knew how rich Amanda was. Whoever the boy was, he had totally hit a jackpot with Amanda.

And that got Thea to be curious about the boy. There were so many boys fawning over Amanda. So who got lucky? But the boy had his back towards the one holding the camera.

Other than the boy, what caught Thea's eye were the expensive dishes on the table. From Abalone, caviar and turkey to Sauvignon Blanc, the costliest wine in the restaurant. Well, Amanda was not losing any points for extravagance, at least. But Thea did feel a bit bad about losing the tip. With such extravagance, the tip would have been nice and hefty.

'Oh well… I will just let Stacy fill her pockets for today,' Thea consoled herself and turned her attention back to the live broadcast. There were people commenting as they watched the couple enjoy their date.

"Oh my god… I can't believe Amanda is going out with someone… I feel heartbroken."

"Who's the boy? I can't see his face… What's with all the suspense trying to hide him? C'mon, the one with the phone… Show us the boy's face…"

"Well, that's one lucky boy…"

"Which class is he from? He kinda looks familiar…"

Thea read the comments and smiled at the curious nature of the students. But indeed, the boy looked somewhat familiar. Well, not that Thea cared. She might have seen somewhere in the school.

"It's finally here…" While Thea read the comments, Amanda got on her knees and pulled out a bracelet in front of the boy.

"I know we haven't known each other for long… But will you give me a chance to know everything about you? Will you go out with me?" Amanda extended the bracelet towards the boy and asked.

"Aww… How romantic."

"I feel like crying."

"Indeed, Amanda's the best… I wish someone proposed to me like this."

Soon comments flowed into the chat. Thea also felt that she should at least congratulate them if they become a couple. And with that, Thea started writing her congratulatory message as everyone waited for the boy to reply.

"Say Yes…"

"Say Yes…"

"Say Yes…"

Soon, the broadcast was filled with comments. Not that the boy would know that, but everyone seems to be on Amanda's side.

"Yes…" Finally, the boy nodded his head and agreed. And as soon as he did, the one holding the camera moved around, slowly showing the face of the boy

"Congratulations on being a couple… Hope you guys stay together always…" Thea also sent the message. But just as she did, the smile on her face froze, and the phone slipped out of her hand. It was as if she had seen a ghost.

"This… can't be right…" Thea murmured. Her hands shivered as she thought of what she just saw. Hoping that it might just be a bad dream, Thea slowly looked down at her feet. There lay her phone with its screen cracked, but she could still see the dreadful sight in front of her.

"Barry?"

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[cherienymphe]

“you’re holding me down and telling me to be good while Topper fucks me.”

😭😭😭😭Ahhhhhhhhhhhh 😭😭😭😭 the kitty flutters I get from that. Don't suppose you feel inspired to write that scene out??

Your hand was in Rafe's as he led you upstairs, Topper behind you both as they joked about some girl Kelce was striking out with. The alcohol in your system had you stumbling a bit, Topper's hand on your back steadying you, and even though you thanked him, you couldn't help the slight frown that fell over your face.

You and Topper were as close as you could be with you being Rafe's girlfriend and all, but you couldn't ever recall a time where he'd touched you. Not even to help you down some stairs. Rafe was always there, and he got jealous over the most harmless of things. You both knew that, and yet, Rafe didn't look upset at all when he glanced back.

You couldn't remember whose house you were in, but Rafe seemed to, at ease as he walked into an empty room. His hand was still in yours as he pulled you inside, and you faintly noted the sound of the door clicking shut as Topper closed it. You thought nothing of it, recalling the many times you'd gotten high with them in whatever empty room they could find.

Sometimes Kelce was present too, sometimes with Topper absent, but Rafe was always there.

You made your way towards the window, looking down at the yard with a light laugh. Some guy was being pushed into the pool, a harmless fight breaking out as he and the girl splashed each other. You could hear Rafe and Topper snorting a line or 2 behind you, and you turned when Rafe softly called your name.

He was holding his hand out to you when you faced him, sitting at the desk. Topper was leaning against it, blue eyes meeting yours as you walked over.

"It's all nice and neat for you just like you like," your boyfriend mocked.

"Ha ha."

Never in your life did you ever think you'd be used to snorting anything, but you didn't make a habit out of it. Only doing so here and there, but always with Rafe around. That was the only time you even felt comfortable getting high.

A hand was in your hair as you leaned over and inhaled the small line, and when you sat up, you noticed that Rafe was making another line for himself. Your brows knitted, but when you looked over at Topper, he was already walking away.

Rafe snorted another line and pulled you against him. You laughed into his mouth as he kissed you, the display of affection with a present audience common. His hand reached down to grope you, and again, this wasn't uncommon. However, you did jerk a bit when he tried to slip his hand into your shorts.

"Rafe!"

You laughed it off, but you did look at him like he'd lost his mind.

"Topper's right there," you harshly told him. "Don't be gross."

He pulled you back when you tried to go back towards the window, wrapping his arms around you as he pressed his chest to your back.

"Topper doesn't mind," he mumbled, pressing kisses along your neck. "Right...?"

Topper was leaning back on the bed, watching you both with a shake of his head.

"Nope," he said, popping the "P" with a small smirk dancing across his lips.

"Well, I do, so..."

You went to move away again, but Rafe held you to him as he walked towards the bed. He turned you around, lips covering yours again, and you pushed at his shoulder.

"Just pretend like he's not there," he groaned, tightening his arms around you.

"Rafe, come on," you sighed, huffing when he gently pushed you onto the bed.

It was hard to ignore Topper's gaze as Rafe made himself comfortable on top of you, kissing his way down your frame, making you squirm. A sharp gasp escaped you when he nipped at your hip, his hand coming up to slide under your bathing suit top.

"Rafe," you sharply said, trying to sit up, but the combination of alcohol and coke was making it really hard.

"Show Topper how pretty you are," he moaned, teeth nipping at your thighs.

When Topper's hand landed on your other leg, that was when you found the strength to sit up. You didn't like this, and you told Rafe that.

"I don't...I don't like this," you mumbled, trying to get off of the bed, but then Topper's lips were on yours, making your eyes widen.

You pushed at him, looking at him in shock before your eyes fell to Rafe. But your so called jealous boyfriend didn't look it, at all. His blue gaze was focused intently on you, teeth still grazing over your skin, tongue darting out here and there. There was a sinking feeling in your gut, and you really wanted to leave.

"I'm going home-."

Rafe's hand on your jaw cut you off, and you looked at him with wide eyes as his nose brushed yours, dark blond strands touching your forehead.

"Lighten up, yeah...? We're having fun," he slurred, a look in his eyes that made your heart race.

"I'm not."

You tried to get away again, but Rafe was pushing you down, hands on your wrist as he pinned you down.

"Relax," he drawled. "Show Topper how good you are."

"Rafe, this isn't funny-!"

A gasp left you when Topper's lips descended over your chest. You didn't even feel him pull the top down. His other hand was working it's way into your shorts, and Rafe kissed at your throat as it did.

"Rafe, I don't like this!"

You fought against them both, tears kissing your eyes as you furiously tried to sit up. You managed to slip away for a moment before Rafe was slamming you back down. Your head spun from the movement, and you kicked your feet as he pulled at your shorts.

"You're embarrassing me, babe," he sighed with a chuckle, but it lacked humor, and you wanted to be sick.

Topper's hands were on your legs, and Rafe moved towards your head, one hand on your shoulder while the other was under your chin, tilting your head up so he could kiss you. You could feel Topper settling between your legs, and your chest heaved.

"Be a good girl," your boyfriend purred, eyes focusing on Topper now.

You followed his gaze, only briefly catching the sight of Topper hard and ready before pushing into you. You whined, bucking against him in an effort to get him off, hands trying to push back at Rafe. He shushed you, peppering kisses along your face as Topper stretched you out.

"Show him how good you are for me, hmm?"

[wonderlandleighleigh]

Can you please do another follow up on the interview drama? Pretty, pretty please with a cherry on top

"Guys I'm really gay."

They've been drinking for a number of hours. Drained a few bottles at this point, sprawled out on the floor and couches in the living room.

"Wait, you thought we didn't know you were gay?" Esther asks, confused as she lifts her head from the floor.

Lan lifts his own, looking panicked. "What?"

"We know you're gay," Lily tells him.

"Smokey and the Bandit," Ethan chimes in.

"Wh-"

"I took you to see Smokey and the Bandit," Ethan goes on, laughing from the couch. "Lan, you were smitten."

Lan stares around at his siblings.

"No one could blame you," Kitty assures him. "Burt Reynolds is really sexy."

"It's the mustache," Lily agrees.

"Honestly, I'm a little jealous," Esther chimes in again. "I wanted to be the gay one."

"You-"

"Men are terrible," Esther cuts him off.

"Wait, does everyone know?" Lan asks, still completely flabbergasted.

"None of the grandparents guessed," Ethan tells him. "And lucky you, you only have to tell one of them. Unless you wanna tell Sally. I don't think she'd care much."

"But you're being safe, right?" Lily asks worriedly. "The Aids thing isn't getting better, and Reagan is still choosing to ignore the problem."

"I only have the one partner," Lan assures her. "And we've both been tested a couple of times."

"Don't die please," Lily says.

"Doing my best," Lan tells her. "God, I can't believe you all knew all this time. Why didn't you say anything?"

"Because you didn't say anything," Kitty shrugs with a giggle. "What were we supposed to do, point at you and announce it at Yom Kippur dinner?"

"Not that you've been to Yom Kippur dinner in the last couple of years," Esther comments. "Busy movie star that you are."

Len sighs heavily. "Do you think the parents know?"

"Oh, Daddy definitely knows," Lily tells him. "Your dad once mentioned a matchmaker and Daddy blew coffee out his nose."

"Ow," Lan flinches.

"Many, many worse things have gone up and come out that nose," Kitty comments. "He was fine."

"Pop is gonna lose his shit," Lan mutters, pressing the palms of his hands to his eyes. "It's times like these I wish I was a Weissman-Bruce. Midge would not care."

"She'd wrap you in cellophane and ask for the sexual history of everyone you know," Ethan comments. "She's terrified for Uncle Shy right now."

"I'm really fine, you guys," Lan grumbles.

"Keep being fine, please," Kitty insists. She sits up and huffs. "Who wants more whiskey?"

Ethan's hand shoots up, as does Lily's.

"Five people, all aware that addictions runs in every branch of their family," Lan jokes.

"Wait, Mei's family, too?" Esther asks.

"Opium, back in China," Lan explains.

"Well, here's to bad habits," Kitty states, as she refills everyone's glasses.

*****

When Lan opens his eyes again, sunshine is streaming through the smudged windows, and he can smell French toast from the kitchen.

He feels like a little kid again, slumped around with his siblings, delicious smells in the air, and Midge and Lenny's voices - low and soft - coming from the other room.

The aroma of coffee has him pulling himself to his feet. He thought he'd be more hungover, but he actually feels okay. The combination of a handful of aspirin sometime in the night, and good quality liquor making things feel a little easier, most likely.

"Hey, we have a life one," Lenny comments, grinning at him.

"Well, that's one less funeral to plan so soon," Midge jokes, zooming by and kissing Lan's cheek. "Hi, sweetie."

"You guys don't look mad," Lan says, frowning.

Lenny snorts. "Do you know how many times people have said I'm gonna die soon? You're far from the first, and you won't be the last."

"You just have to learn how to give less shitty interviews," Midge tells him, handing him a cup of coffee. "God, this place is not in good shape anymore. Every since Paulie retired..."

"Maybe we should just buy the bungalow," Lenny suggests. "Fix it up nice, give it some love, have a good place for vacations and whatnot."

"It's not the worst idea," Midge grins, before looking at Lan. "How are you? How's LA?"

"LA is good. I'm...I feel awful about that interview," he tells her. "The stuff they said about Mama, and Lenny and Ethan...and then they did a deep-dive on Maisel and Roth and..."

"There are just some journalists who will do anything to get ahead," Midge tells him. "There was this one woman who used to trash every show I ever did."

"Ah, L. Roy Dunham," Lenny muses. "When she trashed Midge's first Gordon Ford appearance, she got so much hate mail, they had to fire her from the Daily News."

"And she died last year," Midge adds. "Food poisoning. Bad pork."

Lan frowns as he sips his coffee. "So...if you're not mad..."

Midge takes a breath and smooths out her dress. "There's a lot of stuff that you kids don't know, that...well..you're all adults now... Lily is nineteen for god's sake, so...it's time. Once your parents get here, and everyone's been fed and given hangover cures, we'll all talk."

Lan nods.

"You know the best thing about being the first up is first dibs on the shower," Lenny tells him.

Lan lifts an playfully eyebrow. "Lenny, are you telling me I smell?"

"I absolutely am. Go."

Lan laughs and takes his coffee upstairs.

[lovely-oh-so-lovelyyui]

Entrapture

Kou & Subaru

Minor nsfw, pining, headcanons

Definition of a cruel summer fling

They didn't even expect it to happen, I mean yeah both were into the pulling ponytails for a love language thing but they're oblivious

It was honestly borderline crazy

They'd be all in each others face then wait for the first chance of privacy to make out

Neither knew how to feel, all they knew was it felt good and the other looked so so pretty

Very needy, bite marks neither meant for feeding or fighting decorated them, simply marking each other up would get them going

Kou would float around seeing what buttons he could push to get a reaction, his favourites were when subaru acknowledged him in public especially in front of his brothers

He hated being kept a secret but it was satisfying when subaru admitted to his family he saw him as his best friend, not the complete truth but close enough

Would literally spend the night and waltz into breakfast like it was normal, left reiji flabbergasted because he had to give up his breakfast

Thinks it's funny to decorate Subaru's coffin with hello kitty stickers

Laito gets on a whole new plane of competitive on family game nights, gives out shovel talk

They'll go on long drives all night, without saying anything to each other but their pinkies will be linked

Will look at the stars in the country side of some villa Subaru got in his inheritance wrapped up in each others arms

Or will sit together in some fancy hotel kou booked with the entire wall just a window, watching the skyline as kou gets high and Subaru drinks wine trying to ignore the smell

The first couple of nights they'd slept together they keep it quiet, like it would be taboo to make any sounds. It's almost like a ritual then jealous sex gets in the way and they're snarling at each other trying to prove a point.

Kou literally flirts in a deliberate way in front of him, subaru nearly strangled him because communication is just not their thing

Kou isn't any better, he wakes up one morning in Subaru's coffin and finds subaru in the windowsill looking at the roses. It took him forever to convince Subaru to show him his room. Anyways Subaru walks over to the dresser and sprays the boquet by his bedside with perfume, and kou things it's so cute until he realizes it's a woman's perfume and it's obviously very old and nearly about to finish.

Kou gets suspicious fast, but he wants to lure Subaru out first and asks of that's his perfume, and subaru says yeah obviously kou can tell he's lying. Now he's trying to figure out why he would lie, still trying to joke around he asks if it's some special ladies for him to be carrying it around.

Subaru thinking he's still messing about goes something like that, now kou's furious he grabs Subaru's dagger and holds it to his neck

"Now subaru-chan that's not very nice is it, trying to make me jealous. Who was she? Some pureblood vampire beau of yours? You really cared about her huh?"

Literally starts seeing red when subaru laughs at him, doesn't calm down until he explains it was his mother's

Obviously does a full sweep of Subaru's room once he goes to get them breakfast to make sure any female belongings are his mom's

Still tells Yuma they're just "messing" about at family dinner though

Would take subaru to backstage shows, and subaru would watch him get dressed up. The first time Subaru allowed the stylists to put eyeliner on him kou went feral.

Literally hangs off Subaru in public, Subaru always has a hand around his wrist where pulse is or around the back of his neck

Subaru loves tucking his head into the nook under kou's chin

Shu knows

Everyone finds out after him

First time they fucked they both got home and took really long showers trying to pretend it was in the moment thing.

It was not

They never did make it official verbally got each other promise necklaces tho, the hearts can only be opened with the key the other has

[ailendolin]

I'd be interested to hear more about why Kitty's behaviour doesn't sit right with you if you'd like to share!

Thanks for asking! And don't worry, I didn't think your ask was mean in any way 😊

I sort of already answered this in an ask game I did for Thomas and Kitty (the relevant part is under "One aspect I wish more people understood about them") but I'll try to summarise it again under the cut.

Thomas and Kitty both cross lines when it comes to Alison. They're obsessed with her - one desperately wants a best friend while the other wants a girlfriend. The main difference is that Thomas gets constantly called out for it by the fandom and Kitty doesn't.

Personally, I think the reason for that is the fact that Thomas has a romantic interest in Alison whereas Kitty's interest is considered more "innocent". Plus one of the first things Thomas does in the show is look in on Alison while she's in the shower (with everyone else present and apparently being okay with it, mind). That one scene seems to have left a lasting impression on people.

But while his behaviour in that one scene is definitely not okay, it's also not fair to reduce Thomas to this moment. When you actually take a look at the boundaries he and Kitty cross, one thing quickly becomes apparent: Kitty is way more up in Alison's personal space than Thomas is. All Thomas really does is poke his head through the door while she showers once and walk into her room uninvited a couple of times (something the others do as well). That's it. Everything else is just him saying things - annoying, yes, but easily ignored.

Kitty, however, is literally in Alison's bed twice in series 1 alone and also watches her and Mike "trying to make babies". I'm pretty sure if Thomas did that there would be an uproar. But since this is Kitty, it gets waved away because aw, she just wants to have a friend, how cute!

But it isn't cute, and that's why I personally think Kitty's behaviour (and also Mary's in series 1 because she's just as bad as Kitty in that regard) is way creepier than anything Thomas does. I'd rather someone confess their undying love to me constantly than wake up even just once next to someone I never invited to my bed.

I think the reason I find Thomas's behaviour easier to deal with is because it's not real. He does not love Alison - we know that, he knows that and Alison knows that. It's all an act, a role he's unable to step away from. He thinks himself so unloved and unwanted that he can't stop reaching for love - but only where it can't hurt him. Alison and Lucy are safe. Nothing can ever come of him pining for them since he's a ghost and they're not. It's quite telling, really, that he only "falls in love" with unreachable women and none of his fellow ghosts.

Kitty, on the other hand, genuinely loves Alison and wants to be her friend which makes her obsessive behaviour really unsettling for me because it's real in a way Thomas's is not. Not to mention that Kitty can be quite manipulative and aggressive when she wants to be, especially when she's jealous and Alison doesn't give her her full attention. We see that pretty well when Alison can't talk to her at the party and Kitty makes a big deal out of it even though Alison actually explains to her why they can't talk that evening. Thomas would walk away in a huff in such a scenario but Kitty sort of guilt-trips people into feeling bad for her even though they've done nothing wrong.

So long story short: both Kitty and Thomas have their faults but the way Kitty constantly ignores physical boundaries and genuinely wants to be the only friend Alison has is more off-putting for me than Thomas's misguided love declarations.

[shadowhuntertrash]

I didn't know you're doing this otp thingy or I would have send an ask sooner 👁️ Not sure if this is allowed but can I have KitTy with Most likely to burn dinner + Who gets more jealous. Pls, I'm a sucker for anything KitTy by you

I'll do the OTP thing for it but let me know if you meant that as like a prompt cause I can work on that if you want 😂

Most of the time they fight over misunderstandings. Neither of them are big talkers so often times Kit will say something sarcastically that Ty doesn't get and takes offensively and Ty just stops talking to him. Normally they break the ice with small gestures like making breakfast or helping the other with something. Once that's broken they find it easier to talk.

Kit took Ty to the zoo once which he thought would be fun and cute since Ty loves animals but he was so upset about the animals living conditions that thye ended up setting things free. They make it a goal now, to visit zoos and rescue as many animals as they can. (So far they've reduced a lot of birds, multiple snakes and spiders, and five zebras.)

Kit is most likely to be prom king. He is outgoing and friendly when he's comfortable. He's a people person and I think he would do very well in high school. I don't think Ty would really befriend anyone other than his family and people like Emma and Christina plus he would hate the attention. I highly doubt he went to prom I think Kit would skip with him.

Ty follows the directions to the 'T' however he tends to burn things and it drives him crazy because "Kit how is it burnt? I did exactly what it said and it's burnt!" And Kit just shakes his head and wings it and makes it perfectly and it just makes Ty angrier because you can't just "wing" things they have a recipe and specific order for things for a reason!

So Ty has to read before bed because he can't sleep unless he's read for at least twenty minutes. Kit likes to work out at night instead of the morning because he is a night person and hates getting up early. So normally Ty's in bed reading for about an hour and then Kit comes in and showers before getting in bed with Ty. Kit liked to cuddly into his side so he lays with his chest to Ty's side and puts a leg over Ty's and they hold hands until Ty falls asleep and Kit moves his book to the desk and turns the lights off.

Kit is one of those people who loves really cheesy jokes so he always tells "hilarious" jokes that no one else laughs at. So whenever he tells a joke the only person that will laugh with him is Dru who laughs at the fact that Kit is laughing.

They love Sherlock Holmes (the show and the movie with RDJ) and Ty loves RDJ so much that Kit showed him the Iron Man movies which were his favorite and Ty fell in love with them (even though he liked Captain America more). Ty's favorite movie was End Game and he didn't cry at all but laughed at Kit as he sobbed

Ty names the pets most of the time. He named Irene and Microft the turtle but when they got a dog Kit named it Snuffles which then lead to Ty reading the Harry Potter books. (The only time he cried throughout the series was when Sirius died).

Ty doesn't say dude he's never understood the appeal but Kit says it to just about everyone. Kit does it a lot and everyone finds it funny and Ty just rolls his eyes and ignores it.

I think Ty would make the first move because Kit is too scared to after what happened at the lake. So they're ya know starting to be friends again and eventually Ty is like hmm I wanna kiss him and just does cause Ty isn't one to hold out on doing the things he wants. And kit is just like oH SHIT

I feel like Ty would get more jealous. He wouldn't even realize it was jealousy until Julian is like are you jealous and Ty is like lol no- oh wait. So Kit is getting hit on constantly cause he's got that Herondale charm and the good looks and Ty is just like stop thats so annoying and Kit is like aww wait you're jealous and Ty just glares at him like shut up

Kit starts the prank war but it was completely on accident. He was attempting to prank Dru by putting a bag of flour on the door to the training room so it would fall all over her but Ty came in early and it got him and so Ty and Dru teamed up against Kit who got Jem in on it (not that Jem would EVER admit to helping kit win)

I feel like neither of them would really want kids. Maybe when they're older but I just feel like neither of them would really want them. Kit was raised by a crappy single father with no siblings and Ty was raised solely by his siblings so he really can't imagine being a father. Neither of them are too keen on the idea so instead they're just the best uncles in the world.

If they did have kids though, if it was a girl they would name her Livia Tess after Livvy who saved both of their lives countless times and Tessa who took Kit in when he thought he was all alone. If they had a boy it would be named James Julian after Jem and Julian who in all rights raised them into the kind men they had become.

I feel like they would put candy out and just cuddle in bed watching classic horror movies all night (Kit would be freaking out cause he loves to be scared but these movies were a little too scary)

[heyitsbugette]

Todobug: Fallen lover.

The spotted heroine was out with her team for a regular round of patrol, finding herself just a few meters from the girls to plan the rute alongside Chat Noir. She constantly ignored his attentions, but when he took her hand trying to kiss the back, with her opposite she invoked a lucky charm out of curiosity, winning a small spray bottle with which she sprayed on his feline friend.

──── Bad Kitty! Behave! Behave!

She exclaimed, spraying her partner, watching him contract through the water as if he were a small cat taking a bath, making her laugh mockingly next to the turtle hero who stayed next to them contracting against his stomach to laugh at the blonde’s childish reactions. Lately the heroes have gotten much closer as the meetings get more and more enjoyable, sometimes taking a few breaks to chat or joke with each other.

This was one of those days, being a fairly quiet time to afford that luxury that on rare occasions they could joke around. For today the only ones who were absent were Viperion, Roi Singe, and Pegase, but soon it would be their turn on the night patrol. And while both boys were organizing to cover ground next to Ladybug, it was that both Rena Rouge and Queen Bee looked puzzled at the initial duo of heroes at the same time while Ryuko sitting on a pile of bricks next to them sharpened her sword patiently without much interest.

It wasn't until the beautiful-looking blonde snorted as she touched up her lipstick that when she uttered a word, she broke the ice, paying attention to her reflection in the portable mirror that she carried with her even in battle. And at once her lips took on a little more color, she looked out of the corner of her eye at the heroine in a fox costume, ready to start conversation.

──── And ... Are you sure these two are just friends? Huh, I'm suspecting that the Ladybug's alleged boyfriend scandal is actually fake news of that infamous Alec Cataldi guy.

The blonde wasn't exactly discreet when she looked away from her mirror to turn and look skeptically at the dynamic duo fighting childishly as they calmed down to begin their part of the patrol, both walking away with Carapace jumping from roof to roof.

Instead, the young Japanese woman who calmly held her sword, settled into her seat crossing her legs with a quick movement. For a few thoughtful moments, she rested her gaze indifferently on her mate, while resting both hands on the handle of her sword, glancing sideways at the direction in which her superiors were leaving.

──── Believe it or not, she is in a relationship with Todoroki-san, and we must respect that, Queen Bee. It is not very honorable that you speak of him like this when he is not present to defend himself.

It was her answer said with a little bit of hostility, since clearly the foreigner hated gossip and to people talking cowardly behind them back. She did not know the guy in question well enough to consider him a friend, but he had been cordial in those events in which their parents had coincided.

Of course, it was a shock to learn that he was the mysterious boy Chat Noir was constantly complaining about standing between him and “his lady”. However, she couldn't blame them for their relationship being now seen in the public eye, after how an annoying low morality TV presenter had exposed the couple without their consent, robbing them of the opportunity to reveal their relationship when they were ready. It was so unpleasant, but she remembered with satisfaction how the Ladyblogger reported such an invasion of privacy on her blog, causing so much backlash to the man.

Some karma was dealt after that.

And although her words were almost interrupted by a fox lady in a bright orange suit, far from being annoyed, she continued her own business by returning her attention to the weapon even as she paid attention to the girl who questioned her words.

──── As much as I hate the shit Cataldi pull on them, the guy don't give me good vibes... I mean he's stupidly cold even with her. It seems he doesn't even care that Ladybug is in love with him!

The fox's heroine commented annoyed, while the blonde bee buzzed with excitement, agreeing with the words of her comrade. Neither of them seemed to believe Endeavor's son as the one for Ladybug, the national angel of France.

──── I know damn right the guy is hot, I'm not blind. But he's so... Uninteresting that he loses his charm. I think we all agree that our little bug can easily get someone better, my Adrikins is dying for her and I don't blame him, I don't even know who to be jealous of.

The blonde commented in a playful tone while she fixed some strands of hair ruffled by the wind, and putting on the final touches of the lipstick with her hand mirror, she closed the end at once to cross her arms later. It was obvious that her words were anything but kind, because even when Rena agreed that her heroine should seek someone else, it was equally clear that she did not approve of being so cruel when speaking of the aspiring hero. Chloe, on the other hand, was still taking small steps to be friendlier, but the change was gradual and she didn't avoid releasing hurtful comments on rare occasions.

No one refuted anything, it was not worth it and among the three they ended up leaving finally once their rest ended, ready to resume their patrol, perhaps hopefully catching up with the rest of their teammates.

Todoroki Shoto was just leaving the Le Grand Paris, where he was staying with his family, his father apparently had work pending in Paris and they would be spending the summer outside of Japan.

He keeping silent and walking beside his older brother for as long as their paths coincided, after all he did not plan to follow him any longer; he had his own plans going. He had reserved a table in a restaurant that was close to her girlfriend's home, clearly paying with his old man's credit card with the bonus of bothering him, and of course thanks to his action he ended up earning a tremendous shout from the older one, but that did not matter, he just wanted to pamper his beloved.

──── So.. Have any plans, kid?

Asked the curious albino while chilling at the side of his brother. He and his penpal Luka Couffaine would hang out at the mall and then go to the disco store, it was clear that he wanted to see if the youngest of the family was free to accompany them.

──── I'm going out with my girlfriend once she comes back from patrolling with her team.

He answered calmly, taking out his phone when he felt it vibrate for a few seconds, surely his sister had called him to scold him for what he did with the credit card, but from seeing the angry expression on the older man's face he could say that it was worth it worth the scolding.

──── Ah? So, are you're really dating? I thought you were joking when you told us.

The college student spoke with a little laugh, noticing how his sibling looked at him confused. Suddenly the punk looking teenager gave him a discreet push with his shoulder to shut him up, an action that made him finally react.

And it was not for less, he had really been surprised to hear the albino's words, which shows with his changing facial expression. And while the double quirked teen questioned his words with his typical seriousness, it was remarkable for the man, for his slipt he keeps laughing nervously and even uncomfortably at the heterochromatic stare.

──── And… why did you think that?

──── Hey, chill... I didn't mean it like that, but you guys don't really seem like a couple. You know, you don't show it much. B-But I know you must love her a lot, of course!

Realizing how insensitive his words were, as well as how prejudiced he sounded when saying them, Natsuo ended up hiding behind a certain guitarist who shook his head gently and placed his arm between the two boys in a crude attempt at protection in what they both looked like. Instead of getting angry, the half redhead hung his head in surprise, grimacing seconds later, looking at them this time with a frown, clearly offended and annoyed.

──── Don't take it the wrong way, Shoto. You know that Natsuo can be somewhat naive and reckless, it was not his intention to offend you.

──── See you tomorrow, Couffaine…

Without saying anything else, he turns away into the flower shop, leaving behind the guys with whom he had had a bitter revelation. It was the only thing he said, annoyingly walking away in the opposite direction. Didn't they really seem like a real couple? The young man knew that he was not very expressive with his feelings, but he never thought it would be so bad. He continued his walking now without much encouragement, looking even more serious than usual if that was possible, but he was still determined to prove to himself that Natsuo was wrong. Perhaps if he made an effort to make his night with her girlfriend perfect, he could show his love for her, although it was difficult for him to show his feelings. But that did not mean that he wouldn't do his best to try.

So, he continued walking until he reached the picturesque place, entering and buying a bouquet of flowers, cheering up little by little. He left the place much calmer, even motivated, eager to meet his dear ladybug; but it was not until he heard three female voices talking about him and his lovely girfriend without any hesitation, that without being able to avoid it with strangeness he raised his face to watch the heroines speak from the roof of the building animatedly, being the blonde the loudest among the three.

Little by little he felt worse and worse with each word. Was he such a bad boyfriend? Marinette thought the same as her friends?

Once the heroines left the Japanese boy sat on one of the benches, leaving his bouquet of flowers beside him, running his hands over his hair. Maybe they were right, maybe he was giving less to the relationship than his girlfriend deserved, maybe he was throwing her into the arms of another guy with his attitude. Suddenly he felt an upset stomach just thinking about it, it wasn't a nice feeling.

At the same time his discomfort was escalating and frustrated, he bent down looking at the bouquet of roses with an unsatisfied gaze, remembering how the cat hero used to give her a flower every day during the time that his relationship with her was a secret to the public. He remembered the jealousy he repressed every time Chat Noir tried to seduce his heroine, every flirtatious and cheesy nickname said in the midst of battles, as even when she rejected him, he was still motivated to win her love.

He recalled the mistrust he had for Luka when he mentioned his feelings for a certain baker's daughter, but he quickly dispelled his insecurities when he knew that Couffaine would never try anything with her. In his words he remembered how the eldest simply said that “her melody had found her own rhapsody,” whatever that meant. It was much worse when he find out about the past feelings his Maribug used to have towards Adrien Agreste, but detesting him made him feel guilty, the boy was also too kind for his own good.

He needed advice, it was not a good sign to be so insecure or jealous. But he was just a confused teenager in his first relationship, they couldn't blame him for his inexperience.

Todoroki Shoto, Memories. A couple days ago.

During finals a certain pigtail lady had sneaked to Japan with the equine kwami’s help, of course, she missed her long-distance boyfriend as much as she knows he missed her too, and surprising her lover from behind she didn’t hesitate into hugging him sideways, laughing and playing with their noses in an soft Eskimo kiss. A couple minutes later, he took her by the waist just to give his girlfriend room to sit on his lap, while both kwamis hovered curiously around the room towards one of the hero magazines.

──── Not that it bothers me for you to come see me, actually I enjoy it, but what are you doing here?

──── I needed a break ... If I hear Lila say how she introduced you to Ladybug again, I will lose my patience, mon trésor.

With a snort the young woman let herself lean on her lover's shoulder, listening to him laugh vaguely with that unmistakable grimace on his lips, without a doubt the double quirk teen was just as entertained of the situation than he should be.

──── She's still into her fantasies? Should I be scared?

──── Not worth it.

In a mocking tone the eldest played with his beloveds’ lips, approaching to touch them tenderly just to move away when his muse deigned to reciprocate. From one moment to the next, he earned her frown, and it was when he saw her pout that he finally let himself be caught, feeling the plump and pink lips against his, sharing the cherry flavor of her usual chapstick.

When closing his eyes in duo with his sun sunshine girl, one of his hands fixed on her cheek tenderly as he passed his thumb over the blush, while in an ephemeral separation to discharge his heavy breath in a second, they again kissed again. Much more shy tan before.

──── Please come tomorrow… If not, who's going to kick my ass in Ultimate Mecha Strike?

Little could he know that his scattered thoughts made Gabriel Agreste smile with discretion, as he, after sending one of his models to their wardrobe test in the care of their star designers, was that he hung up the call by video-chat once he delegated the activities of the day to Nathalie and went calmly towards the portrait of his beloved Emilie, caressing gracefully the illustration on her lips, in a silent conversation with himself.

He would have another chance to save her.

──── Oh, disappointment and jealousy ~ Powerful feelings from the hand of the lover that will bring my victory ... Simply poetic. Get ready, Ladybug! It will be the person who has your very own heart who will bring your defeat to me. So, fly my little Akuma, and possess Endeavor's son!

Ignorant of what was happening, were his racing heartbeats and his concern about losing the girl he had fallen in love with, without notice he caught the attention of a certain villain who triumphantly prepare one of his akumas to leave outside of his lair as he walked in the direction of his butterfly window ready for send his tiny henchman in search of the tormented teenager boy whose peace was disturbed. Humming, Hawkmoth smiled poisonously, capturing in his hands the tiny being whom he filled with negative energy, and in the end commanding them with his stick for catch his target.

Earlier when news of the heroine's romance leaked, he simply didn't rush into acting. He wasn't an idiot, he knew how dangerous it was to villainize the wrong people at the wrong time, he learned it the hard way with certain failed villains. But now, it was the perfect timing for him.

The akuma fluttered from the sky until found the source of such intense negative feelings, it could feel them for miles, and when the time came it was easier to be able to catch him without being noticed. Without missing the opportunity to melt into the bouquet of roses that the brokean hearted boy held so sadly, linking without opportunity to fight in a forced communication with the most feared villain in Paris at the moment when the butterfly communicator managed to get a surprised sigh out of him.

──── Greetings, Heartstroke. I am your friend, Hawkmoth. I have felt your fear of losing the love of your heroine, as everyone sees you as an obstacle. I promise to give you the power to punish whoever dares to take her away from you, and prove them wrong... But there is something you must do for me in return.

His words were poisonous, said with false concern and artificial charisma, selling to his victim the idea that would solve their problems once and for all, but the minor's doubt internally annoyed the criminal, he hated when his victims became resistant.

──── No, I won't give you her miraculous…

──── Don't be naive, son. Every Ladybug is destined for her Black Cat. Creation and destruction cannot live without the other. I offer you the opportunity to free her from her destiny. And what do you say? Do you accept my offer?

The half albino quickly covered his ears, while biting his trembling lip closed at the same time, he closed his eyes, unable to resist the intense connection with Hawkmoth any longer. But with each spoken word he felt increasingly furious, helpless, more insecure. To Paris, he was just a busybody, someone who kept Ladybug away from her one true love, the one who truly cared about her; as with every threatening mail they insinuated that he should get away and look for someone else, that he should stop confusing Lady luck's feelings. He couldn't handle it anymore, he was only human after all, and naturally he was selfish.

Selfish for wanting a future with her.

──── It will be a pleasure, Hawkmoth.

With a simple scaling flash of light, the bicolor eyed boy’s body was enveloped until it disappeared into a new metamorphosis, a different appearance drifted away from his usual looks.

Goodbye Todoroki Shoto, let's meet Heartstroke.

[thechangeling]

I was debating for the longest time whether or not I would say something about this. I was going back and forth in my brain wondering if I was just overly sensitive or just overreacting. But here's the thing, clearly I was bothered for a reason. So let's address it.

https://eutony-in-whisper.tumblr.com/post/635886771265273856/i-didnt-know-youre-doing-this-otp-thingy-or-i

I have some issues with this post. I couldn't figure it out at first, why I felt so icky. So I asked for a second opinion from Alex and she agreed with me. Something was off. So we put our heads together metaphorically speaking and we came up with a few reasons why.

First of all, concerning the first point, I have issues with the idea of all of their main disagreements being about Ty misinterpreting what Kit's saying. Firstly because I feel like Kit would always clarify and be super clear about things because he is aware of Ty's autism. Most if the people in my life who really care about me try to be super clear with what they say and always clarify when they're joking or being sarcastic. Kit loves Ty enough to do that. This over looks the fact that Kit could potentially misunderstand Ty as well and that could let to conflict. But I feel like after everything in TWP they will have evolved as adults and gotten better at communicating with one another. Also Ty probably wouldn't just ignore Kit without telling him that he was upset or asking Kit what he meant. Idk the entire tone of the way this was written made me uncomfortable.

Also in terms of the whole jealousy thing. I've never understood the way monogamous people always treat jealousy like such a adorable romantic thing, and always use it as a trope to cause conflict like???? Yeah jealousy happens, but again like I already stated before my idea of future Kitty is hell bent on proper communication and talking through these things. In terms of making Ty be the one whose super jealous and playing off of the fears and insecurities of real autistic people, it makes me uncomfortable. Because we always gave that fear of not being good enough lagging in the back of our brains. Also a fear of rejection due to intense ableist brainwashing that essentially trains you to believe you are unlovable. Yes it's realistic, but using that as a sort of plot device or trope in a headcannon without any sort of trigger warning makes me kind of upset. Like I feel like a lot of people (allistic people) don't fully get the nuance behind these types of things and just throw them in there for the drama. Yes CC is guilty of this as well. Also on the flip side of that Kit's jealousy is presented with this trope of "oh I'm so alone, no one will love me," gets a little tired. Idk I guess I just want more maturity and nuance from a post TWP kitty.

Another thing I wanted to touch on is the kids thing. Now this is probably just me being picky but I've noticed that a very little amount of people ever headcannon them with kids. I think I've only seen like three kitty children headcannons on tumblr like ever. And it's true that there are plenty of valid reasons why they might not want to be parents, but I feel like a lot of people don't like picturing autistic people with kids because they think we can't be parents or just never want to.

That bothers me because it's just not true. It's also the belief that autistic people can't have children that leads us to getting our children taken away. Go look it up. The shitty thing is autistic parents who have autistic children tend to parent them really well compared to allistic parents. I'm not saying Kit and Ty have to have kids. I'm just wondering why almost no one ever goes there.

This wasn't supposed to be a hate post or an attack or anything. I don't have anything against @shadowhuntertrash I just had some thoughts I needed to express.

[humaudrey]

TheThings is back on their bullshit

(WARNING: LONG RANT AHEAD!!!!)

Anyone know how to delete a YouTube video from someone else's channel (or just their entire channel all together) because...

This

Is SO

I don't even have the words!!!!

Once again, your girl watches one of their videos (several times unfortunately to really analyze this ish) so y'all don't have to and let me tell you, this one is 1,000,000x more infuriating than the one when they belittled Uma to lift Mal and make her better in comparison (link to my post on that here).

I've been recommended this video so many times since the trailers for D3 dropped and when I saw the title, I KNEW I was gonna hate it and low and behold, I DID!

So let's go over their "5 Signs on why Audrey is the real threat", shall we?

#1. Audrey's Outburst

So, their first piece of evidence as to why Audrey's the unfathomable dark force (their exact words) is because of the fact that Audrey yelled no as Ben proposed to Mal, "ruining their beautiful moment". They then explain that it would be "natural for Audrey to be jealous since she is Ben's ex-girlfriend", being perfect okay with the ugly "black, bitter, ex-girlfriend" trope that many have loved to stick onto her in their fanfics (I see y'all 👀), and then compares that moment to when Ben asked Mal to be his date for coronation in D1, stating that she didn't react so strongly before, so why now? EXCUSE ME?! Our girl left the Tourney Field crying that her BOYFRIEND had serenaded another girl with a love song, and not a single person ran after her. She had every reason to be upset then, too. Who's to even say why Audrey's saying no? It could be a terrible misdirect on the trailer's part. The theory that Audrey's possessed is swirling around everywhere, maybe it had already begun to take effect, which is why she's "acting so strangely". D3 hasn't even been released and they're already villainizing her. Figures.

They also use the typical argument that Audrey's into titles and she wants what Mal has, and that she didn't want Chad because he was merely a prince.

She doesn't want Chad because CHAD CHARMING IS A MANIPULATIVE TOOL! Ask Evie! Chad only thinks that being king would get Audrey's attention. You wanna talk about jealousy? Titles? If ant character is jealous of anyone's titles, it's Chad freaking Charming, not Audrey.

#2. The Crown

An obvious piece of evidence is the fact that "Audrey" steals the Queen's crown and Maleficent's scepter from the museum. Whatever, right? They assume that Audrey's faking her slumber when the sleeping spell hits, giving her an alibi. They then have the FREAKING AUDACITY to say that AUDREY, a non magical princess, who has been so anti-magic since D1 (with a grandmother who she loves dearly, that's triggered by the mention of said spells and curses), was the cause of the curse. Their evidence? Well, her family's VERY familiar with it, so it makes sense, right?

NO!!!!

Audrey has NO magic whatsoever!!! Did they forget that? The only reason her family is "so familiar" with the sleeping spell is because THEY ARE VICTIMS OF SAID SLEEPING SPELL!!!! And it's not like she could cast it, because, again, AUDREY HAS NO MAGIC!! If anyone is familiar with a sleeping spell, it's Mal. After all, she almost put Evie under just so she could grab her mother's specter from her.

How dare you take an Innocent family's trauma and turn it around to make them the bad guys?

#3. The Scepter

They continue to say that "Audrey" is to blame for the sleeping spell, rather than Celia, Hades, or Uma because "Audrey" has the specter. And immediately, they suggest that maybe Audrey's not working only. You wanna bet who they hinted Audrey was cooperating with?

If you guessed Uma, you'd be correct. All because Uma's seen laughing in her teaser. WHAT?! So, not only do you attempt to take Audrey's entire character and drag it through the mud, you take ANOTHER black girl's name that you've already tried to ruin and tarnish and say they're working together because they're BITTER?

If they're BITTER, it's ONLY BECAUSE YOUR WHITE, PLAIN, BARNEY COLORED DRAGON FAIRY PRIVILEGED PRINCESS PROSPECT FAVE had treated them HORRIBLY.

They end their third sign with the line "We knew Audrey was a mean girl, but we didn't think she'd stoop so low".

The meanest thing Audrey has ever done INTENTIONALLY, was 1.) Tell Evie that she and her family don't have a royal status in Auradon (to which, she is technically correct) and 2.) Tell Mal that she and Ben wouldn't last because she's "the bad girl infatuation".

Jane should be branded the mean girl because she turns on the one girl that helped her with her rise to popularity (which, granted, was for malicious INTENTIONS and caused EVEN MORE self esteem issues by degrading her).

MAL should be branded the mean girl, if anyone! She's:

Dumped rotten shrimp on her former best friend because she laughed at her

Forced a guy to throw a party since his mother was away, knowing that his abusive mother wouldn't be okay with it

Then locked a girl in a closet full of BEAR TRAPS at said party all because she wasn't invited to her birthday party when they were SIX YEARS OLD

Dumped lye on another former best friend's hair because she DIDN'T WANT TO BE COMPARED TO HER

Told another girl that all she had going for her was her personality, so she needed the wand to make herself pretty

ROOFIED HER SOON TO BE BOYFRIEND INTO DATING HER IN THE FIRST PLACE JUST TO GET A FRONT ROW SEAT AT HIS CORONATION SO SHE COULD STEAL THE WAND

AND TAKES SAID WAND FROM THE GIRL SHE EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATED EARLIER AND POINTS IT DIRECTLY AT AUDREY ALL BECAUSE SHE KNEW THAT MAL WASN'T GOOD FROM THE JUMP

Let's see a video ranking Mal's top five worst moments, huh? There's plenty of those to use for a freaking video.

#4. It's All About Mal (sounds like D3)

They start this point off with: "Audrey has beef with Mal".

AS SHE SHOULD!

They use the fact that Mal stole her boyfriend and her title and their families history with one another, so Audrey has this motivation to ACT OUT AGAINST HER ENTIRE COUNTRY? Not buying it! I won't buy it, especially since both parties seemed to have made amends at the end of D1 when Mal silently curtsies as a lame form of an apology that Audrey gracefully accepts anyway like the future Queen of Auroria would. Audrey's even seen bowing willingly at the end of Set It Off, and is even cheering and dancing with her friends as Mal and Ben share their moment under the fireworks, so clearly, Audrey's not broken up about it in the slightest.

They propose a theory that Audrey's absence in D2 is because she's planning her revenge in Sherwood Forest, and that she doesn't have car troubles because "Flora, Fauna, and Merryweather should be more than capable of handling it, so she's only calling Chad to help her plot her scheme.

Whatever they're smoking, I want it.

Flora, Fauna, and Merryweather can't help Audrey with her car troubles because of the MAGIC BAN!! They needed Chad to help with her car.

And I HIGHLY DOUBT that Disney would plan something so carefully since the entire series is branded with plot holes and inconsistencies anyway, so... 🐸☕

#5. Face Off Time

Their final point states that Mal has to face off against the enemy and they use the first teaser of dragon-Mal blowing fire at "Audrey" on top of the castle, and the card at the end that says "betrayal", that Audrey has betrayed all of Auradon. And since Mal only turns into a dragon against SERIOUS ENEMIES LIKE UMA IN D2, Audrey has to be a REAL THREAT.

Thank God they're probably not making a D4, because if they continue this trend of WOC wronged by Mal as the villain, I'd be scared for Evie...

So, in their words, Audrey and Uma, two of the few black girls in the entire franchise who have every God given right not to like/trust Mal, are Mal's MOST SERIOUS rivals, as if Hades doesn't at ALL pose a threat to Auradon. No, Audrey is So mUcH MOre THreATEninG thAN ThE GOD OF THE UNDERWORLD, SO SHE MUST BE STOPPED!!!

I see you, TheThings, and if I didn't despise your channel before, I hate it that much more now after enduring 5 minutes of hell with you guys.

AND, TO TOP IT ALL OFF THEY CLEARLY SHOW THEIR BIAS OF MAL OVER AUDREY!!

Like, just say you're racist and GO! Audrey's clearly influenced by some magical being, whether it be Hades (WHO WE SEE DOING SOME KIND OF MAGICAL RITUAL WITH HER AND HIS EMBER IN A TRAILER, BUT I GUESS THEY CHOSE TO IGNORE IT FOR SOME REASON 🐸☕), Dr. Facilier, Celia, or maybe even Maleficent. Your reasons for making Audrey the villain are pathetic, and I wish I could block a YouTube Channel so I would NEVER see another video from your channel ever again.

I'm so sick of how "mean" brown girls are treated in media AND fandoms. Why does Audrey get all of his libel while Mal gets away with EVERYTHING? Why are the Cheryl Blossoms, the Quinn Fabrays, the Kitty Wildes, and every other mean girl that Emma Roberts has ever played are so praised and are instant fan favorites while the Josie McCoys, the Santana Lopezes, and the Brees are seen as the bullies when, at the end of the day, they're both different sides of the same damn coin?

And if you don't see a problem with this, then, newsflash, you are the problem!

So, I end my rant with this:

And a short tag list containing: @amityravenclawelf and @coco-rena because I know these two are looking forward to this!

Have a wonderful day everyone!

And I apologize for the typos but I was HEATED!!