#the only richer place i've delivered to was a clear multi-million dollar neighborhood in lake oswego where i. had the cops called on me.

[crimeronan]

tonight i delivered food to a mcmansion so big and so boxy and so generic that i thought it was an apartment complex. it was surrounded by other mcmansions that had the exact same floor plan, cookie-cutter suburb style, except these houses had 4 floors, 2-car garages, lofts above said 2-car garages, and terraced balconies. every single one of these single-family homes, which i estimate are 4,000 to 5,000 square feet apiece, was ringed on top of a hill with a lovely view of the city. this meant they also all shared a driveway and had functionally no backyards whatsoever, because the ground sloped too sharply downward around them.

i'd say it should be horror plot fodder but....... it's too easy.....