#the only reason i didn't get sucked into gachas is because i'm too lazy to play them

[digitalcactusblog]

my brain: man, is there a way we can outsource our happy brain chemical production? we're running a bit low.

my brain: like what about those things where you click on a thing and it has a chance of giving you a good thing, but a larger one of not, and so every time you click and you get a good thing, you feel good?

me: that's called a gambling addiction and we are not doing that. we have enough problems on our plate already without going out and finding some more thank you.