#the only big thing i'd say these missed is the fact that lily's very much a stepford smiler

[elliewiltarwyn]

a little late but: which aesthetic color are you?

Ellie:

forest green You're in your own world, spinning fictions and building realities and finding the poetry in ordinary things. The people around you can tell there's something special to you, and you're well-loved by a some very good people. But even to your closest friends, you're a bit of a mystery. This always surprises you to hear, because you don't mean to put walls up-- you just get so caught up in things nobody else sees that you forget to let yourself be seen. You're complicated, and sometimes you get tangled in it. Don't worry, though, it's not off-putting; despite your accidental air of mystery, your warmth can be seen like a campfire through distant trees.

Mia:

charcoal You're smart, analytical, and appear balanced to the people around you. You work hard not to judge others, and to listen carefully before giving advice. For that reason,the people in your life trust you deeply, and listen well when you express an opinion because frankly, you're usually right. This need to appear calm and well-informed can be a little crushing, though-- you don't need to hide your uncertainty quite so often. It's human to need help sometimes, and with all you've done for your loved ones, they would be more than happy to provide it.

Lily:

tangerine You, frankly, are a goddamn delight. You bring light with you wherever you go, and whether you're aware of it or not, you're the life of the party. Despite your flamboyant nature, you're surprisingly soft. You give the sweetest gifts, and are probably the best amateur masseuse of your friend group. Those closest to you see this softness, and love you for it. Remember this when you are called "too much": there is no such thing as too much of you. People who say those things are just too small to have the space for your light. Don't tone it down, just find people who will treasure every piece of you.

thank you for tagging me @disciple-of-frost and @oneiroy!! if you're as late to the boat as I am then tag, you're it :V

[otherworldlylovey-dovey]

Leon with a female o/s that acts as a momma?

Oh, by my stars! I see there are a lot of Leon lovers around here, though I don't blame them, sweethearts! He's very handsome and even though he wants to act like an emo fuckboy, we all know he's a puppy.

And well, he is a very busy man with many traumas, so a partner who is somewhat motherly or maternal could help him.

Lion with a female o/s acting as a mother

If his partner has a bit of a “momma” personality and takes care of him after work, Leon would probably be surprised, but not opposed. Given his independent nature and constant life on missions, this might be new and even disconcerting for him at first. However, over time, he would learn to accept and even appreciate these affectionate gestures.

At first, Leon probably wouldn't know how to react to someone telling him what to do or taking care of him, since he's used to taking care of things on his own. Still, he'd gradually get used to it, letting his partner take the reins on these small domestic details because he knows it's a way of showing his affection.

Even if he doesn't say it out loud, he would surely find it adorable and comforting to have someone there to take care of him. After so many years of dealing with danger and stress alone, having someone give him this kind of affection and greet him with such warmth when he comes home would make him feel truly loved.

When the boy comes back from his missions he smells awful, between a stench of sweat and zombies, damn, even the peddler tells him in re4 that "He carries the stench of battle"… a big "No sir, I won't let you enter the house like that" for O/S. Leon would probably smile sideways or sigh every time she "scolds" him to take off his dirty clothes or take a shower. Although he would find it funny and somewhat exaggerated, he wouldn't argue. In fact, he would even find that attitude charming and would do it without protest, because he knows that this way she feels happy taking care of him.

We all know Leon is a bit of a clown, he's the gift of comedy, so he'd give you answers like:

"Yes, ma'am!" "Yes, of course, because I'm a five-year-old who doesn't know how to use a washing machine, right?" "Thanks for reminding me how to use soap! I don't know what I'd do without you." "Do I stink? But I've bathed this week… or was it the week before. Who's counting?" "Yes, because your soft words always make me feel as fresh as a lily."

"I know, I know, I'm the perfect representation of the 'tired boy'. How are you? Do you feel like the queen of the house?" "I promise I'll take a bath, but only if you promise me ice cream afterwards. Deal?"

He would accept and enjoy having his hair blow-dried. This kind of attention would be something special for him. Although he might feel a little embarrassed or uncomfortable at first, over time he would relax and let himself be pampered. Being pampered in this way would bring him a peace he doesn't usually experience, and even if he doesn't say it, he would appreciate it very much. Also, Fella, do you see that hair? It's hair-passing! It must be magic or something, it never gets messed up.

Although Leon is not the type of person to express his feelings openly, he would show his gratitude with small gestures. He could give her a genuine smile, a kiss on the forehead, or simply look at her tenderly while she takes care of him, making her feel that her effort and affection are appreciated.

Leon wouldn't just leave it to her to care for him; he would find ways to reciprocate her affection. He might help with other chores around the house or protect her when needed, making sure she feels cared for and supported as well. He would show his love for her in more practical ways, like making sure everything is safe or that nothing is missing.

But as I said before, he will not remain silent about this, he always has a sarcastic response.

"You're like a mother, but without the report card. When do I start getting my gold stars?" "I didn't know I got into a relationship with a mother, but thanks for the intensive care." "Are you going to text the Red Cross every time I leave the house? I promise I won't need emergency help." "Relax, I'm a strong man. I won't drown in a cup of water… I think."

"I love the way you're trying to run my life. Would you like a license plate that says 'Leon's Controller'?" "At the end of the day, I'm still me… I just have a full-time 'task manager' now."

At the end of the day, Leon would respond with a combination of surprise and amusement, letting his partner take care of those details with a smile. Although his style is more serious, he would end up enjoying her company, appreciating the trust and affection in those playful comments and, little by little, feeling even closer to her.

[inchidentally]

tricky asks (pt 2/3)

there’s a reason I bundle these together under a cut so please skip if discourse etc is not your thing <3

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it's too easy

ignoring the fact that all RPF ships are F for fictional and all of the drivers who are friends view each other as brothers in some way !! I do have to specifically laugh at their distinction when Lando and Carlos literally have called each other brothers multiple times ?? and cabrón is something you call your bros - you'd never use that on someone you're sexually or romantically attracted to ??

and I'm sure Oscar will eventually settle into something calmer and maybe more brotherly about Lando but that sht has not happened - "bromances" require broey behavior like y'know physical touch and yelling at each other and pretending to be gay for laughs and my guy has not gotten there w Lando alfhjalhfas

like the main point here is that Lando is blowing up Raya and has girls and guys following or taking him around the world and buying him expensive gifts while Carlos has been w Rebecca whenever she isn't doing modeling gigs and Oscar is with Lily whenever they possibly can be w their schedules. so why is anyone debating the boyfriend/girlfriend of these three men

just to say that last part for me is just don't ship them where they can easily see it alfhsalfhs

well, Lando did actually say in this interview that he sees himself and Oscar as very similar! but his repeated take on Oscar for the first few months of the season was how quiet Oscar was and he said in this interview that he views that quietness as part of rookie nerves. and I totally agree about the sincerity part - Oscar doesn't broadcast too much about his private life and has no clue how to be disingenuous. Lando has said that when he wants to keep parts of his life private he absolutely can. that's why as much as we all wish we could have more content of them together the way we do with him and Carlos and Daniel, there's something so sweet about how they both prefer to keep their time together (which is a lot thanks to driver partnerships) offline. Lando saying how Oscar helps him remember to just be himself and stay calm is like. that just warms my heart and says so much.

oh absolutely, the bond of baby Lando and Virgo nurturer Carlos had them like family so quickly! it's what's so sad about ppl who only want to imagine them fucking - the rest of the F1 fanbase sees them as little brother/big brother bc that's the sweetest and honestly more meaningful truth. but that relationship has grown and changed along with Lando and now I'd say the dynamic is fully equal as brothers. Lando still tags along after Carlos like always but I think Carlos respects him as a man now and not as a cute silly kid.

I'm so-so in agreement with your take on Daniel and Lando, and I'm sure you didn't meant it this way but he def was not Lando's first friend friend in F1. ppl only giffing and clipping Lando's time during race weekends w Carlos and Daniel totally miss out that he's spending equally as much time w Alex, George, Max, Charles, Yuki etc. nobody called it a ship thing when George went into McLaren's mobile home the way they did when Lando went to Ferrari's! Lando and George overall are so overlooked as a friendship in terms of gifs and clips of their interactions.

but Lando has literally made and kept friends from every stage of his career. nobody has a bad word to say about him and he's just beloved. Carlos and Daniel are just two of them. and honestly Daniel has much closer friends on the grid than Lando and pretty much every friendship he has outside F1 is more significant than any of those.

okay so anon you are obviously FULLY correct and ppl conveniently forget that Daniel himself announced "landan" as the new carlando bromance - like he was open that he was just doing his usual bromance bit w Lando. yes they are friends but their "ship" pales in comparison to so many of Daniel's other male friends.

as someone with very uhm conflicted feelings about Daniel, I will always hold it up as a victory against bros and bromances that even he couldn't help falling a little bit in love with Lando. all men do, whether it's brotherly/protective or confused/attracted. but considering how much Daniel went into that partnership with Lando feeling totally in control and enjoying Lando just wiggling and squealing around him, that little sssssomething about Lando got through and made Daniel look stunned and a little pained sometimes. idk just in the long long list of Lando leaving his mark on men's hearts, I see Daniel as a particularly impressive victory. but I get that's just me and my weird take lol

Kym is extremely messy (including a pic of Carlos with both Isa and Rebecca in one carousel ??) and he knows what will get engagement so he'll always cater to the carlando crowd.

but yea if anyone thinks Carlos Sr isn't ever-present in the grid in one way or another and that he's only there for Lando oohhhhhh they'll enjoy educating themselves on the Borgia/Shakespearean role he has in F1. on and off the pit lane.

hmmmm I'm too much of a fake to know for sure anon so I'll take your word for it! I keep feeling like the news was about to be leaked anyway (esp Will choosing to tweet about it) and they wanted to get ahead of it - either way none of the parties involved would have chosen to announce it at that time or that way!

agfljsghflaf anon you deserve that for your loyalty !! my family are convinced Alonso is going to get his way and take that seat to close out his career. they feel like AM bigging up the car so much today is a bid to hold him but that it still wouldn't be enough.

oh man anon, you're fully entitled to your own opinion about Carlos - and honestly I'm way too much of a fake to comment on the different moves and musical chairs of changing seats that have taken place in Carlos' career. but as someone who will fully admit that Carlos - and his family - have a sometimes contentious relationship within F1 and the other drivers, I think the vilification here goes too far. in an interview the other day, Carlos admitted that he's been both the winner and the loser in the often tricky business they're all involved in. and the Sainz family make no bones about making their opinions very publicly clear lol. perhaps it's a bit more Elizabethan than the current crop of drivers' wheeling and dealing but from what I can tell it definitely fits with Carlos Sr's generation. but even now I think that all the drivers do a certain degree of subterfuge - and can be extremely different to their off-track personalities and friendships when they're behind the wheel!

I know that this is sports and extreme opinions are par for the course so again, your opinion is fully valid for yourself. but babe, Carlos and Charles would never bother to be as friendly as they always have been with each other for the sake of PR. they could easily just do the bare minimum and be only mildly friendly bc Ferrari's PR machine solely thrives off of Carlos and Charles each having dedicated, ravenous fanbases. but honestly the level of friendliness they've maintained considering that everyone - including Ferrari - are pitting them against each other is WAY too much for it to be an act. just how much they are friends is only known to them but that they genuinely are is too obvious.

and I've got to say that going by your timeline, the parting thought of Carlos and younger drivers does feel like it rings true. again, I don't think Carlos is a villainous character at all or that any other driver isn't fully capable of handling him when he sees the red mist. but it is curious that even before he's it 30 he's felt the sharp end of younger up and comers.

I AM SUCH A FAKE AND SO STUPID I DIDN'T KNOW ANY OF THIS alhfaslhflahl

goddamn anon you connected the dots like fuuuuuuuck - and honestly I would not be surprised if Zak was wise to everything. man has patiently played the long game. and considering he made his money on Wheel of Fortune he knows how to play.

I will say tho that Carlos said how he was aware of the buildup to this for a while, just that the timing and way that it was announced was a shock to him.