#the next time they're on the Luofu together Bailu yells HEY CRADLEROBBER to greet them

[feroluce]

For as much as I love and adore age gap ships, sadly I don't feel like the concept is super relevant to henghill. Like the human concept of aging is just so completely removed from both of them. We have no idea how old Boothill was when he gave up his human body, how long it's been since then, how old he is now, or if he's even able to age like a normal human anymore. And Dan Heng of course hasn't been human since the very beginning, his species has a lifespan of a whopping seven hundred years and there's no real indication of how their ages correlate to human milestones.

BUT. I personally think it'd be hilarious for Caelus and March 7th to harass Boothill because wow, he's older than Himeko, and she's practically their mom.

"How old would your daughter be now? Older than Dan Heng? About the same age?" "D-Don't bring my darlin' Clementine into this-!!"

Meanwhile, prejudice against short life species runs rampant on the Luofu, so I do think it would be in character (and also hilarious) if the Vidyadhara there liked to gossip about how their former High Elder's reincarnation fucked off and is currently galivanting around the cosmos with some young boytoy he picked up in Space Vegas BDMKXNSKDKDM

"Did you hear? I heard the former High Elder is seeing a man in his thirties." "Now now, one hundred thirty isn't that young..." "No, I mean his thirty-thirties. Three-zero. Thirties." "Oh my, how scandalous~"

[ravensilversea]

#the next time they're on the Luofu together Bailu yells HEY CRADLEROBBER to greet them#they both turn around embarrassed BSMJZBZMSJDJ @feroluce You can't just leave the punchline in the tags like that

For as much as I love and adore age gap ships, sadly I don't feel like the concept is super relevant to henghill. Like the human concept of aging is just so completely removed from both of them. We have no idea how old Boothill was when he gave up his human body, how long it's been since then, how old he is now, or if he's even able to age like a normal human anymore. And Dan Heng of course hasn't been human since the very beginning, his species has a lifespan of a whopping seven hundred years and there's no real indication of how their ages correlate to human milestones.

BUT. I personally think it'd be hilarious for Caelus and March 7th to harass Boothill because wow, he's older than Himeko, and she's practically their mom.

"How old would your daughter be now? Older than Dan Heng? About the same age?" "D-Don't bring my darlin' Clementine into this-!!"

Meanwhile, prejudice against short life species runs rampant on the Luofu, so I do think it would be in character (and also hilarious) if the Vidyadhara there liked to gossip about how their former High Elder's reincarnation fucked off and is currently galivanting around the cosmos with some young boytoy he picked up in Space Vegas BDMKXNSKDKDM

"Did you hear? I heard the former High Elder is seeing a man in his thirties." "Now now, one hundred thirty isn't that young..." "No, I mean his thirty-thirties. Three-zero. Thirties." "Oh my, how scandalous~"