#the lil ones get spoiled to hell and they get a mum with a fully developed frontal lobe and chiller parents

[nerdie-faerie]

Seeing what presents my baby sister gets and realising I really drew the short straw by being the firstborn

[devilbat]

Spoiled

Tom Hiddleston x reader

A/n: this is an AU. There is an OC character, the readers fathers I gave him a first Name.

Warnings: none really. Just inappropriate photos. Pinning, a bit of angst. Embarrassment. Not really sure lol.

*y/n: So be honest, what one should I wear under that little black dress? I seriously need to get laid, even if it kills me. I’m going on two years here. This nun shit is getting old.*

The text to your bestie stated, fallowed by three different photos. All of you in lingerie. The first one was pink mesh with white lace. Peekaboo holes along the side, with garter belt. Cute, sweet and sexy. The Second one was a white laced baby doll with lace matching panties. It made you look innocently sexy. And the third one was a mesh and lace bodysuit black high waisted lace panties. No bra but perfectly place lace the covered your nipples. Showing off side and under boobs. That had to be your favorite, and totally hell kitten, sexy.

*y/n: Or I could just wear the black one all on its own. Just throw a bra on and there you go Instant outfit. That just screams sex.*

Tom had just got out of his third meeting of the day. A bit tied as me milked his fourth or fifth tea of the day. And it was only nine thirty in the morning. Finally getting a moment to check his phone. It had been going off like crazy in the last half an hour. Hoping it wasn’t his mum, she had been a little unwell the last few months. Pulling his phone out, he took another sip from the paper cup. His eyebrows raised in confusion. Why would you send him five messages. Sure you had texted him that morning letting him know that his partner your dad had lost his phone and was running a bit behind. He really didn’t talk with you other then when you were around your father. Daddy’s little princess. You were probably about seven or eight when he had meet you. He was twenty two when he was signed on as a partner after his own father passed.

You were a brat then. Sure you grew up and out of those pig tails, in to a highly stunning woman. But you never grew out of the little princess stage. You father paid for everything. Your car, your penthouse, hell you had your own set of credit card your father paid for as well. Unlike Tom who had to work hard for everything, sure his dad was rich. But he wanted Tom to learn, getting a job working towards things he wanted. His first job was at the company when he was sixteen. Had to go through interviews and everything. He worked his ass of just like his dad had.

Not paying any attention to his surroundings he opened his phone up. Reading the first text his eyes widened at what was said. ‘So daddy’s little princess wasn’t as innocent as she claims.’ As you first photo started to download, to about the top curves of your breasts. That damn Tiffany’s Rose gold diamond pendant with your initials, resting just perfectly above the valley of your full breasts. Before the photo could finish loading. Tom came to a very abrupt stop. As he ran into someone, not just anyone no, it had to be your father Mr. y/l/n. To make matters worse Tom spilled the remainder of his tea, on the older man.

“Shit, I’m so sorry Eric.” Tom stammered out. Tom face clearly shocked. Eric only laughed. He was always was a kind man at least.

“It’s all right Tom. Kids theses days always on their phone. Though I’m curious as to what has you all flustered. Finally find the ‘one’.” Eric’s booming laugh came from the man jolly stature. As he patted Tom’s shoulder. Tom quickly shoved his phone into his pants pocket.

“No nothing of the short.” Tom chuckle a bit nervously. Rubbing the back of his head.

“Well, try and keep your eyes off that phone of yours. I swear just like y/n she’s always on the damn thing as well.” Eric sighed as he made his way to his office.

“How is your daughter?” Tom asked before the man was out of ear shot. Small smirk played on his face.

“Ah. Yes, she is doing well. In fact she should be here soon. Would you care to join us for lunch?” Eric turned to look at Tom. A proud smile on his lips.

“I think I might just do that. Just need to run a few things down to financing.” Tom smiled in amusement. As he left for the lift. Opening his phone back up. The photo’s fully downloaded. Giving Tom an eye full of what was hidden underneath your clothes. Sending you a quick response back. With a bit of a smirk.

*Tom: Miss y/l/n, I find this highly inappropriate, and hope that this was a wrong number situation.*

Tom was waiting for the lift, when it finally opened. He smirked as he spotted you standing off to the side, focused on the numbers as the elevator went up. When he had stepped in, clearing his throat. Making his presence known. Once you glanced over, the tapping of your heeled shoe stopped. Instantly your faces flushed, then looked away. Tom smirk grow.

“Good morning Miss. y/l/n.” Tom purred in amusement. Tom reaches over pressing the same floor over. Just to watch you squirm. Then moved to the back of the lift, His lean form leaning against the back wall. Watching you fidget with your phone. Obviously trying not look at him.

“Uh- m-morning.” You stuttered. Clearly embarrassed, as you cheeks were a lovely shade of pink. Just a shade darker then the powder pink gloss that painted your plump lips.

The ride up was silent. Tom’s eyes couldn’t help but look down at you. Even though he only got a quick glimpses of those photos, it was enough to keep his eye wondering over your form. ‘She is the daughter of your business partner Tom, she is fifteen years younger then you. You can’t go there. No matter how hot she is.’ That little voice in the back of his head claimed. ‘Though then again, it’s not like your best friend and his wife don’t have an age gap. Nope not going there, she’s a spoiled little princess.’ Tom told himself. As his eyes noticeably stared, at your backside and what little thigh that was exposed.

Apparently the doors couldn’t open fast enough for you. Making Tom chuckle as your slipped between them while they were still opening. Rushing towards your fathers office. Tom only fallowed as he was heading the same way. Catching the door before it shut, walking in to see you walk up to your father. Kissing his cheek lightly.

“Hi daddy.” Your voice always so sweet and innocent when you spoke to your dad.

“Hey baby girl.” He rose from his set giving you a hug. “Ready for lunch?” You nodded.

“What happened to your shirt daddy?” You point out. A little shocked, you father never had a stained shirt.

“Ah well you know you young people always looking at their phones.” He’s looked over at Tom.

“Again sorry about that Eric.” Tom started to say making you Jump. Making Tom silently chuckle. “I ended get a few interesting texts earlier this morning.”

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[gaygardner]

foxhole rec

so all for the game is the name of the series more commonly tagged as the foxhole court which you’ve probably seen more of then all for the game. all for the game is the name of the series but not many people tag it as that cuase foxhole court is just more /them/ but yeah i obv tag it as all for the game

NAYWay

first of all … http://coldsaturn.tumblr.com/post/145954896501/ so damn accurate i swear

basically its like this.

you’ve met ronan lynch… now meet andrew minyard. okay. lemme tell u about andrew minyard. he is basically like ronan turned up about 100 notches and then some. the first time he meets neil is so perfect (neil is the protagonist) also speaking of neil. nora (nora sakavic aka the author) has basically more or less stated that neil is demisexual (cause like nora herself) neil simply does not understand attraction (unless ur name is andrew i mean what) and a lot of the fandom kinda makes him genderfluid too which nora has said shes fully cool with too and she could see it (Nora is a precious angel you’ll love her but we’ll get to her) andrew minyard is an angry smol and i mean the DEFINTAIOTN of angry smol like hes barley 5 foot but e is also th emost deadly Exy player there is (we’ll get to exy too) and he protects whats his and who he loves no matter the cost. the things he does for the people in his life who mean something to him like sHIt fuck me up ten ways to sunday m8. book 2 is really when u get more of a feel for andrew as in book 1 ur kinda like okay wtf who is this lil psychotic midget putting neil through hell. and why should i care?? but YOU DO and you WIll like shitshit he caught me so off guard that lil shit.

neil josten… neil josten is also a smol bean. u know how every otp has one asshole? yeah no. neil and andrew are both asshoels and its gr8. so neil is the narrator and it starts off with him telling you about his life and okay this kid. this kid has been through the ringer. his dad is some scary ass serial killer dude called The Butcher and he and is mum we’re on the run from him for years. but now its just neil by himself and his whole life hes been on the run from the mob and his dad who wants to gut him. so neils life has just been one town to another new names new lies and etcetc. but then he gets approached by someone wanting him to play Exy (we’ll get there shh) with this … hm… this.. group of troubled kids as other people would say (but rlly theyre just human okay and all my loves are amazing) called the Foxes and his first instinct is to run. run away now cause he cant have a future and get noticed u know for neil that was just never an opition. but coach (coach wymack is amazing good lord at one time he even calls neil or andrew fucking retarded or something like coach pls) wants to adopt neil and neil is like nah uh but then coach mentions a name. kevin day. and lolol basically book 1 is so gay with neils hardon for kevin and 90% i thought kev and andrew we’re bangin and we’re boyfriends (originally first draft nora said it was gonna be kevin/andrew then kevin/neil and then onc eupon a time poly neil/kev/andrew but thank god she changed it cause that so wouldnt have worked u will see) but alas. anYWay

neil knows kevin from his ~past~ and hes got a creepy lil stalker book of all things kevin he carries with him like neil pls

anyWAy EXY okay exy my pal is like basically think a hardcore version of lacrosse with hockey ;) i could honesty ramble on so much more about why i love it with how all these kids have such srs mental illnesses but they mAKE It and they WORK THROugh it and that makes me super happy or i could tell u how much of an angel nora herself is and how she talks to us (she has a tumblr ill give u later) or i could tell u

how amazing the girls are how renee… okay i wont spoil anything but her backstory is INSAne and dan and just ugh my girls… how neil looks up to them

Neil thought about Renee’s bruised knuckles, Dan’s fierce spirit, and Allison holding her ground on the court a week after ____’s death. He thought about his mother standing unflinching in the face of his father’s violent anger and her ruthlessly leaving bodies in their wake. He felt compelled to say, “Some of the strongest people I’ve known are women.”

also andrew has the biggest sweet tooth and is an actual five year old

here have some links

(all non spoilery)

http://jasontodds.gq/post/145908105104

http://jasontodds.gq/post/142056738689

http://jasontodds.gq/post/144830349107 matt boyd is an actual angel and his girlfriend could and will fight u and nicky hemmick NICKY goddamn hemmick is hella gay and he talks about his german boyfriend and its SO SWEET hes SO in love i can not deal with it (hes also andrew and aarons cousin)

“[Erik] taught me to believe in myself. He showed me how to balance my faith and my sexuality, and he made me okay again. I know it sounds dramatic, but he saved my life.”

posey is basically the most common fancast for him and its ace http://jasontodds.gq/post/142056689769

here have this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEN_sPynauU

last one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaWr8hIuws4 honestly i just… love these kids so much okay they have all gone through such SErious traumas each of them and they still find a home in each other and its so beautiful and raw and kevin day oh m88 dont get me started on kevin honestly i could talk about all of these kids for days about why theyre so perfect and angel (except for aaron hes an asshole but hes OUR asshole so we kinda have to love him cause hes also andrew twin bro so)

okay so this is a gr8 one http://plantparrish.tumblr.com/post/139619235147/might-i-inquire-to-know-what-tfc-is-exactly-what

and hERE more

http://coldsaturn.tumblr.com/post/141462171061/what-is-the-foxhole-court-is-it-as-gay-as-the

aNND okAY *huffs out* thats it thats all i got for now

LAST IMPORTANT THING THOUGH

there are a LOT of triggers

here is a list so you know what youre getting in for

http://coldsaturn.tumblr.com/post/142178121481/detailed-list-of-trigger-warnings-for-the-foxhole sexual abuse is a pretty big one in book 2 its a spoiler re who its happened too and other stuff but if you want i can tell you when its gonna happen or come up just so youre prepared but yEP okay

I’ve said all year I don’t swing and I meant it. Kissing you doesn’t make me look at any of them differently. The only one I’m interested in is you.