#the last joke was lh don't attack me

[dcwnthercbbithcle]

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SEND 📁 FOR ONE SMALL (OR RANDOM) HEADCANON ABOUT MY CHARACTERS || NOT ACCEPTING

OOOO LADYBUG YOU’RE KILLIN’ ME! /lh. So many muses and so many headcanons for them all! So who to choose? Hmmmm. Why not a bit for ALL of my Dead By Daylight muses: from lore to the killers themselves!

OKAY! First! General lore!

YOU CAN KILL THE KILLERS, JUST NOT IN ANY WAY THAT REALLY MATTERS. It's exactly what it says on the tin. The Entity feeds on intense emotions and suffering from both survivor and killer alike, so while the Entity isn't setting up a Thunderdome in an official capacity, it should be understood that it appreciates the feisty survivors that take matters into their own hands and attack its killers. Cut, maim, fight, bully them as you please; she'll just bring back her killers after the match has concluded anyway.

Of course, it should be said that dying in a trial / being banished (for non-living killers ) is considered an offence worse than sacrificing no one, and a killer WILL be punished intensely if this happens. Just ask Evan! Or Sally, though the survivors have gotten rid of her successfully far, far less than they've home alone'd traps to defeat him.

Likewise, when the survivors kill / banish the killer for their trial, its not an automatic win. In fact, the Entity will just dispense a new killer silently to take the place of the one that died.

Usually, it's Ghostface because he's her little meow-meow. But as a more general rule, The Entity prefers placing in stealth killers or killers with personal ties to one another. Cause, on the one hand, the survivors getting comfy to the generators, only to have a heart attack when a stealthy Michael or Ghostface pops out, makes for a delicious treat. But at the same time: the suffering and rage of killers can be just as delicious! The issue for her is finding killers with strong enough personal ties to each other to elicit grief, rage or a desire to avenge!

EVAN IS NOT HAIRLESS AS A CHOICE; no, he's not shaving himself. But it's not a punishment either! Rather, Evan's being hairless the whole body over is a lasting complication resulting from the Mine Incident. When the dynamite and incendiaries ignited and caused a wall of fire to overtake the mine shafts, Evan's clothing and equipment, along with anything else he'd been wearing at the time of the incident, became superheating, melting along with his flesh and becoming physically fused with his skin. From the top of his head, his chest, down to his legs and feet. Understandably causing a majority of his hair follicles to be irreparably destroyed, which has left him hairless ever since!

Of note, though: Evan doesn't mourn his lack of hair in the slightest. Quite the contrary in fact. Though the pain is a hell, he wouldn't wish on his worst enemy. Having it all scrubbed away in a way gave him a gift of individuality. His hair and complexion in a lot of ways, tied him to his father. He was like Archie's clone. But no longer did he see even a shadow of his father in himself.

EVAN DOES FAR MORE PRE-PREPERATION FOR HIS TRIALS THAN HE DOES DURING THEM. No joke, Evan sets up for trials like he's going into BATTLE. Go into his killer shack, and you'll find handmade floor maps of every single realm done up with notes on trap placements and plans. Not to even mention his station with experimental trap designs, dyes and camouflages. Call him the OG Ghostface with how he watches the directions the survivors run during the chase and what tricks they don't fall for anymore. He's just... he's extra! He doesn't like to lose, but when he does, he wants it to be his choice to lose!

NOW SALLY, SALLY'S MOUTH IS OFTEN HANGING OPEN UNDERNEATH HER PILLOWCASE. To all eyes, it appears like she is in AGONY. Lips pulled back, teeth bared to the world in all their wounded glory and a frown so deep set that it seems the rot formed around it. Truth is... a lot lot less dramatic. Sally's mouth is left wide open for two reasons:

The first is her breathing. As previously mentioned, Sally had her nose shattered before her death, and with the decay taken into account, it has left her with zero ability to breathe through her nasal passages. Too much blood and collapsed cartilage.

Second is due to the natural decay of the muscles paired with rigor mortis! Gravity forced her jaw down, and she could easily muscle her mouth closed to speak. It's not worth the constant effort! And even if she wants to talk for long periods, she will walk back her decay to a more manageable degree. Far more akin to how she looked when she died!

[mariusroyale]

Okay this isn't like probably something worth your time but I wanna say it cause it is about Raph and I talked to my brother about it yesterday and thought you'd like to hear it

So as far as I've seen, in Rise, Raph seems to have a hard time with animals, or at least that's what the fandoms given since Mayhem didn't or isn't a fan of him (excuse me if I'm wrong, it's been awhile since I've last watched rottmnt and my memory is always funky, I just remember based off the first episode)

Anyways, I had this realization (and it's not a first probably, but y'know), that a reason animals don't like him/attack him is because they see him as a threat. He's an alligator snapping turtle, that's enough reason alone to get hostile, but being a mutant on that? We've seen him ofc, he's huge, to animals he's a predator of all sorts!

Poor guy loves them and they're afraid cause to them, he might just eat them

It's not some analysis work, honestly I'm probably thinking too hard considering again I've only seen what the fandoms done and Mayhem attacking (and that alone could be because they were afraid entirely cause, well, the entire episode they're being chased), I also guessed it was suppose to be some joke considering 2012 Raph is great with animals, but my nd brain can't sit still on the little things without wanting to add to it, so ig technically knowing it's probably just the fandom doing it's thing rather than canon, that this is my take on the idea (not original, I'd add, haven't seen anything on it having to do with what he is but I ain't taking chances/lh)

oh yeah I’ve seen this before!! i also think it’s interesting to note bc in the first ep he’s literally cooing over mayhem (guhhh i love him so much *sobs*)

and then proceeding to b like “what? animals love me” i think i don’t remember the line exactly

but still

the thought of him being like aaa!! cute animal!! and then said animal growling/being hostile with him bc he looks so threatening even without meaning to (LIKE. SPIKES. BEEG.) makes me a bit emo ngl

also. any raph ask while I’m in this fandom is absolutely worth my time. i can talk about this big ass turtle and how much i adore him for hours

[levil0vesyou]

I know you probably didn't intend for me to reply to this but I will anyway because why not. This turned into half a novel but I hope you'll read it anyway, maybe even change your mind.

The reason you don't recognise these common tone indicators is... that you don't use tone indicators! I'm in many discords with a lot of neurodivergent ppl, a good portion of which is younger than me (because they're fandom based servers). We use tone indicators all the time and nobody bats an eye at them and if someone does indeed not know what one means... we ask. We literally just ask. It's that easy. Since tone indicators are usually used in real time chats, it really isn't that big a deal.

And if you truly are so socially anxious that you cannot ask the person you are already talking to a question (no offense if you are, we're all different) you can just look it up. "tone indicators list" brings up many results, I've linked one here to make it even easier, (although I do think that one should be updated slightly as, at the time of writing this, it does not have the increaingly popular "/ref" (indicating that something is a reference, eg to pop culture, one of my most used) nor does it have "/gq") and you can also search up the tone indicator without the slash in combination with the words "tone indicator" which will almost always yield an accurate answer within the first three results.

It's a bit like with anything but especially internet slang: the more you use it, the more familiar with it you get. You probably know what the (also frequently used by me) shortenings "ppl", "bc/cuz" or even "v" mean, right? You probably also know what "PS5", "USA" or "km" mean. That's because you've been in contact with them a lot. The same would eventually become true for tone indicators.

As to address two points from your tags: 1) sequences of letters can have more than one meaning (remember the "animal crossing did not attack air conditioners" post?) so even if you originally think "gq" stands for genderqueer, it can still stand for something else as a tone indicator and 2) there are actually multiple reasons you might use shorthand instead of writing everything out, including less time you have to spend typing and a shorter overall message resulting in better readability - plus, having it be short makes it more clear it's a tone indicator, not an alternative to something, since it follows a slash.

All of this "debate" reminds me a lot of when vine captions (and later video descriptions in general, image descriptions, etc) became more commonly used, btw. Like, a minority of disabled ppl is saying "hey, I actually really benefit from having this, could you provide it?" and many other people are coming in with "well I don't need it and also it's annoying" so there's a debate on whether you should provide said accomodation or not. And I hope that, like with captions before it, we eventually settle on providing it because I've had enough emotional turmoil due to not being able to read "tones" to last me a lifetime. (In fact I think we should even start using something akin to tone indicators irl but let's cross that bridge when we're done with this one.)

Finally, for your ultimate convenience, here are the meanings of the five tone indicators I mentioned in my original tags:

/s - sarcasm (or irony, since those are usually treated as synonymous in English). not to be confused with /srs (serious tone)

/j - joking tone or joke

/lh - light hearted tone

/gq - genuine question

/nm - not mad

(speaking of, this entire reply is nm. i genuinely am trying to explain, maybe even change your mind)

In conclusion, language evolves, things have multiple meanings and some people need accomodations. Thank you for your time 💜

PLEASE reblog for a bigger sample size! I know everyone says this, but my blog gets very little interaction, so any reblog helps!

[ideks-on-mars]

Shit okay idk if you’re still doing this BUT LIKE I JUST REMEMBERED HALLOWEEN IS CLOSE SO IF YOURE STILL DOING THIS ON YOUR OWN OR JUST CAN DISCUSS ABOUT IT DMS IF YOU WANNA

Shiratorizawa Halloween party or whatever, mostly surrounded reonsemishira but you can throw in the others (but those three are important!!). I never been to a halloween party + costume party but I’ve watch mean girls so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'VE NEVER BEEN TO A HALLOWEEN PARTY EITHER BUT I'VE ALSO WATCHED MEAN GIRLS SO WE'LL SEE HOW THIS GOES LMFAO

Tws Fluffy as shit

ANYWAYS REONSEMISHIRA HALLOWEEN HCS LET'S GO!!!

- Lemme start off with Semi LOVES LOVES LOVES HALLOWEEN

- AND I DON'T FUCKING BLAME HIM

- CUZ ME TOO ME TOO 🙌

- BUT Shirabu's a bit unfamiliar with it. He didn't really go Trick-or-Treating as a kid

- Reon's family usually celebrates together

- Whicchhhh is why he invites SemiShira along to come walk around with him and his little brother

- Ofc they wanna tag along

- They're not really sure on what to wear tbh, do they wear a costume? Do they just wear sweatpants? Wtf are they doing?

- Semi ends up wearing some jeans and a orange hoodie with some black and orange Jordans (whichever Jordans is up to you 👀)

- Shirabu wears just about the same thing but he wears white with black jeans and some Vans

- Simple but still ✨️

- They walk up to Reon's house and omg it's the cutest Minka style house with flowers and trees around the front and they see big fields and a barn a good ways away

- They thinks it's the cutest 😭

- They're greeted at the door by some kid wrapped in a bunch of toilet paper

- "Oh. Hi Eita."

- "Hey Akoni 💀"

- Akoni has NOT met Shirabu. This is a first for Shirabu meeting the whole family actually

- He's a little (LOT) scared

- Shirabu flips a FUCKING SWITCH

- Five minutes ago he was calling Semi dumb for missing a turn

- Now he's pulling the nervous small wave and quiet "Hi" with a twelve year old wrapped in toilet paper

- BITCH CHOOSE ONE-

- "Is this Kenjirō?"

- "Akoni that's rude!"

- Reon's older sister :D

- "Hi Manoela!"

- She loves Eita 😭

- Eita is damn near suffocating when she hugs him

- "SO, this must be Kenjirō!"

- The Ōhira siblings are looking him up and down and he is SCARED

- "Yeah...that's me. Heh. You two must be Akoni and Manoela..."

- You can tell he's terrified

- Semi's trying not to laugh

- "You two stop scaring my boyfriends >:("

- Reon to the rescue 😭

- "We're just introducing ourselves to Kenjirō!" "Eita's not scared! See!? He's fine!"

- Reon shoos them both into the house and turns back a to his boyfriends with a smile on his face

- They're all surprised and excited to see him.

- They literally saw him the day before for his birthday.

- They're just happy to see him 😭

- "C'mon, my moms have been asking about you both all day!"

- Shirabu's gripping his boyfriends' hands SO TIGHT they might break

- It's the cutest house and Shirabu would most definitely be at peace if he weren't meeting HIS BOYFRIEND'S MOMS

- AHHHHH

- "Mom! Momma! They're here!"

- Shirabu's gonna implode

- "Oh! Eita! It's been so long!"

- "Momma it's only been a few months 😅"

- "Hi momma! Mom! :D"

- Semi's calling them mom while Shirabu hasn't even met them

- What the hell.

- "Oh! This must be Kenjirō!"

- He nods all stiffly 💀

- "Reon tells us all about you!" "You're even cuter in person!" "Mom, momma, please. 😭"

- Semi's snickering in the corner

- Shirabu's immediately suffocated in hugs and he feels a lot better now 😮‍💨

- "REON-NII! MY FRIENDS ARE HEREEEE!"

- That's their call 😭

- "You all be safe! Make sure to get home before nine! You know the boys don't wanna miss grandma's stories!"

- Grandma's stories?

- Semi had met Granny Ōhira but he didn't know she had stories

- That's for later tho

- For now they've gotta focus on the four twelve year olds they're trick-or-treating with

- It starts out calm enough, they're going up the street and the kids are well behaved

- For now

- It's their last time trick-or-treating til theyre teenagers, they're GONNA cause some ruckus ✋️🙄

- And ruckus is exactly what they cause

- It's a whole lot of "AKONI NO!" and "YOU BETTER PUT THAT DOWN!"

- Reon chases these children up and down BLOCKS

- "Damn Reon, your legs are twice the size of theirs and you still can't get em?" "Shut up, Eita 😮‍💨"

- It's all fun and games until them running Reon around gets on Eita's nerves

- "Hey, yall stop." "What are YOU gonna do? Tell my mom?"

- These kids got some balls talkin to scary emo man like that

- "I mean, I could...later tonight while she's sucking my-"

- They behave after that.

- + Style points for Semi

- Shirabu's very 😶

- The kids find out Shirabu never went trick-or-treating and they look at him like he's grown another head

- They drag him up to the doors and make him say "trick or treat!"

- He's a little embarrassed

- They just place the candy in his hand

- They went up to one house and this little old couple opened the door (bless their hearts) and they jokingly asked what Shirabu was supposed to be

- One of the kids just goes

- "He's a depressed high school student"

- Welp.

- They get home (finally) and they're all pleased with their trick-or-treating

- Reon's mom made Halloween cookies and they had some warmed up apple juice with cinnamon in it

- "Oh! Oh! We gotta get Granny to tell us her stories!"

- Ngl SemiShira have been curious about these stories all night

- They all sit in the living room and Granny Ōhira sits in her chair

- Holy shit SemiShira and the other kids are gonna have nightmares

- This sweet old lady is telling the more blood curdling, toe curling, head ass stories they've EVER HEARD

- Worse than ANY HORROR MOVIE THEY'VE EVER WATCHED 😭

- Then there's Manoela, Reon, and Akoni who are like "Tell more Granny! :D"

- Ngl they ARE cool stories

- They're still terrified tho

- Our main three are relaxing in Reon's room when he asks if they wanna watch a scary movie

- All I'm gonna say is that any movie they watch is gonna be like a fairy tale compared to Granny Ōhira's stories

- Reon ends up with two nightmare prone boyfriends and a bomb ass pillow and blanket fort 😎

- What a W

- HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVEN THO IT'S OCT. 3RD

- And if you don't celebrate Halloween

- L /lh

[coffiicorgii]

Sans! Sans! Wake up! What is it, dude? A human has fallen from the surface world Really? And you got a bone to pick wit'im? No time for puns Come on, that was a real rib-tickler, ayy Ugh! Enough! Alright, here we go again

Welcome to the Underground How was the fall? If you wanna look around Give us a call We don't see humans often We're happy you just dropped in I'll be so popular when I show all the monsters what I just brought in

Hey! Papyrus, mind your manners Can it, Sans, no time for banter Excuse my brother, he's a bit eccentric You're just lazy and apathetic Call me what you want, I got thick skin Another bad joke and I'm finished with him We are monsters, the awfullest kind To mess with us takes a lot of spine

We can relate to your determination Because we monsters have our motivations Humans betrayed us and left us burnin' One day we'll make our way back to the surface Through all your travels, your sins will follow Your consequences aren't easy to swallow Who's the real monster? Now you should know You've cut this story down to the bone

Really, Sans? What? The last line of the chorus is a pun? Yup You, imbecile! That was very... clever Heh, thanks, buddy

You're stuck in the Underground Thanks to the fall Good luck ever getting out Prepare to brawl You could show mercy to us Or turn all of us to dust Is your heart full of evil Or full of love?

I, the great Papyrus, challenge you to try getting by us Test the human with one of your puzzles Brilliant, Sans, that will leave him befuddled I dare you to try a bite of spaghetti Smells like the creepypasta's ready Stop it Sans! I'm done with the jokin' Sounds like someone's funny bone's broken

We can relate to your determination Because we monsters have our motivations I am the mastermind, he's my accomplice You're only still alive because I made a promise You'll lose your mind when you wander for hours You might even decide to start talkin' to flowers Who's the real monster? Now you should know You've cut this story down to the bone

Someday I'll join the Royal Guard When I catch this child, can it be that hard? Look, if I'm being honest My brother ain't nothin' but harmless I know you and all that you want You'll get a lot more from Sans than a font The deeper you go, the messier it gets If I had it my way, you'd already be dead Kidding, if you couldn't tell I get so bored, I amuse myself

Down here in the Underground You're all alone We wanted to tell you now You're kinda boned If you survive this prison You will know nihilism Don't mess around with monsters They're scared of tiny children Ha!

You've come far, but soon you'll stumble When I stump you with some Junior Jumble Not so sure you'll get him with that Alas, I'll hit him with my special attack Leave me alone! You know I've got a knack for the trombone One more pun, and I'll be done But ain't two skulls better than one?

We can relate to your determination Because we monsters have our motivations You know your story's already been told We can play again if you sell your soul I've got my eye on you, so you just watch it I'll find any skeletons inside your closet Who's the real monster? Now you should know You've cut this story down to the bone

You have an immaculate taste in music, tumblr user tallyhallfanrealyes /lh