#the last joke was lh don't attack me

[ideks-on-mars]

Shit okay idk if you’re still doing this BUT LIKE I JUST REMEMBERED HALLOWEEN IS CLOSE SO IF YOURE STILL DOING THIS ON YOUR OWN OR JUST CAN DISCUSS ABOUT IT DMS IF YOU WANNA

Shiratorizawa Halloween party or whatever, mostly surrounded reonsemishira but you can throw in the others (but those three are important!!). I never been to a halloween party + costume party but I’ve watch mean girls so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'VE NEVER BEEN TO A HALLOWEEN PARTY EITHER BUT I'VE ALSO WATCHED MEAN GIRLS SO WE'LL SEE HOW THIS GOES LMFAO

Tws Fluffy as shit

ANYWAYS REONSEMISHIRA HALLOWEEN HCS LET'S GO!!!

- Lemme start off with Semi LOVES LOVES LOVES HALLOWEEN

- AND I DON'T FUCKING BLAME HIM

- CUZ ME TOO ME TOO 🙌

- BUT Shirabu's a bit unfamiliar with it. He didn't really go Trick-or-Treating as a kid

- Reon's family usually celebrates together

- Whicchhhh is why he invites SemiShira along to come walk around with him and his little brother

- Ofc they wanna tag along

- They're not really sure on what to wear tbh, do they wear a costume? Do they just wear sweatpants? Wtf are they doing?

- Semi ends up wearing some jeans and a orange hoodie with some black and orange Jordans (whichever Jordans is up to you 👀)

- Shirabu wears just about the same thing but he wears white with black jeans and some Vans

- Simple but still ✨️

- They walk up to Reon's house and omg it's the cutest Minka style house with flowers and trees around the front and they see big fields and a barn a good ways away

- They thinks it's the cutest 😭

- They're greeted at the door by some kid wrapped in a bunch of toilet paper

- "Oh. Hi Eita."

- "Hey Akoni 💀"

- Akoni has NOT met Shirabu. This is a first for Shirabu meeting the whole family actually

- He's a little (LOT) scared

- Shirabu flips a FUCKING SWITCH

- Five minutes ago he was calling Semi dumb for missing a turn

- Now he's pulling the nervous small wave and quiet "Hi" with a twelve year old wrapped in toilet paper

- BITCH CHOOSE ONE-

- "Is this Kenjirō?"

- "Akoni that's rude!"

- Reon's older sister :D

- "Hi Manoela!"

- She loves Eita 😭

- Eita is damn near suffocating when she hugs him

- "SO, this must be Kenjirō!"

- The Ōhira siblings are looking him up and down and he is SCARED

- "Yeah...that's me. Heh. You two must be Akoni and Manoela..."

- You can tell he's terrified

- Semi's trying not to laugh

- "You two stop scaring my boyfriends >:("

- Reon to the rescue 😭

- "We're just introducing ourselves to Kenjirō!" "Eita's not scared! See!? He's fine!"

- Reon shoos them both into the house and turns back a to his boyfriends with a smile on his face

- They're all surprised and excited to see him.

- They literally saw him the day before for his birthday.

- They're just happy to see him 😭

- "C'mon, my moms have been asking about you both all day!"

- Shirabu's gripping his boyfriends' hands SO TIGHT they might break

- It's the cutest house and Shirabu would most definitely be at peace if he weren't meeting HIS BOYFRIEND'S MOMS

- AHHHHH

- "Mom! Momma! They're here!"

- Shirabu's gonna implode

- "Oh! Eita! It's been so long!"

- "Momma it's only been a few months 😅"

- "Hi momma! Mom! :D"

- Semi's calling them mom while Shirabu hasn't even met them

- What the hell.

- "Oh! This must be Kenjirō!"

- He nods all stiffly 💀

- "Reon tells us all about you!" "You're even cuter in person!" "Mom, momma, please. 😭"

- Semi's snickering in the corner

- Shirabu's immediately suffocated in hugs and he feels a lot better now 😮‍💨

- "REON-NII! MY FRIENDS ARE HEREEEE!"

- That's their call 😭

- "You all be safe! Make sure to get home before nine! You know the boys don't wanna miss grandma's stories!"

- Grandma's stories?

- Semi had met Granny Ōhira but he didn't know she had stories

- That's for later tho

- For now they've gotta focus on the four twelve year olds they're trick-or-treating with

- It starts out calm enough, they're going up the street and the kids are well behaved

- For now

- It's their last time trick-or-treating til theyre teenagers, they're GONNA cause some ruckus ✋️🙄

- And ruckus is exactly what they cause

- It's a whole lot of "AKONI NO!" and "YOU BETTER PUT THAT DOWN!"

- Reon chases these children up and down BLOCKS

- "Damn Reon, your legs are twice the size of theirs and you still can't get em?" "Shut up, Eita 😮‍💨"

- It's all fun and games until them running Reon around gets on Eita's nerves

- "Hey, yall stop." "What are YOU gonna do? Tell my mom?"

- These kids got some balls talkin to scary emo man like that

- "I mean, I could...later tonight while she's sucking my-"

- They behave after that.

- + Style points for Semi

- Shirabu's very 😶

- The kids find out Shirabu never went trick-or-treating and they look at him like he's grown another head

- They drag him up to the doors and make him say "trick or treat!"

- He's a little embarrassed

- They just place the candy in his hand

- They went up to one house and this little old couple opened the door (bless their hearts) and they jokingly asked what Shirabu was supposed to be

- One of the kids just goes

- "He's a depressed high school student"

- Welp.

- They get home (finally) and they're all pleased with their trick-or-treating

- Reon's mom made Halloween cookies and they had some warmed up apple juice with cinnamon in it

- "Oh! Oh! We gotta get Granny to tell us her stories!"

- Ngl SemiShira have been curious about these stories all night

- They all sit in the living room and Granny Ōhira sits in her chair

- Holy shit SemiShira and the other kids are gonna have nightmares

- This sweet old lady is telling the more blood curdling, toe curling, head ass stories they've EVER HEARD

- Worse than ANY HORROR MOVIE THEY'VE EVER WATCHED 😭

- Then there's Manoela, Reon, and Akoni who are like "Tell more Granny! :D"

- Ngl they ARE cool stories

- They're still terrified tho

- Our main three are relaxing in Reon's room when he asks if they wanna watch a scary movie

- All I'm gonna say is that any movie they watch is gonna be like a fairy tale compared to Granny Ōhira's stories

- Reon ends up with two nightmare prone boyfriends and a bomb ass pillow and blanket fort 😎

- What a W

- HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVEN THO IT'S OCT. 3RD

- And if you don't celebrate Halloween

- L /lh