#the island's fertility magic vs kate's hazardous material pussy. FIGHT
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so, the island quadruples sperm count and sawyer came inside kate, that is a fact, they fucked in that cage and theres no way they had condoms (and don't you say "pull out method" to me, not only is it ineffective, but sawyer aint doing that). and let's assume sawyer was a standard healthy level of virile even before the island cast Bless Your Balls. and yet! despite that utter cataclysm of sperm in her uterus, kate didn't get pregnant. they had a little intrigue about it but no. no babby. therefore i submit to you that kate austen has the most acidic pussy known to man and god
#that or kate and sawyer aren't very genetically compatible. some couples it takes several tries to get it to work#in my headcanon kate and jack conceive a son. so jate wins again kjhfskhfs#the island's fertility magic vs kate's hazardous material pussy. FIGHT
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