#the good news tho is this isn't a problem that can be solved by repression so joe actually does not have obscene mental health issues | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

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i figured out the funniest possible deathspeaker timeline. timeline where dara is the same age as and grew up with joe and lily. dara starts transitioning at the age of 8 years old after she admits her massive crush on joe and he tells her he's not really interested in boys which makes her realize she isn't one actually. deciding to be a girl does not change joe's mind because he is 8 and so so demiromantic and doesn't know it yet, but lily sure is interested. cut to 10 years later lily and dara have been on again off again for 10 years with drama the likes of which you've never seen because they can't fucking stand each other. joe is also there realizing he needs better friends

#this started as me going aww baby joe and dara would be cute #and then i realized this would be a fucking nightmare scenario for all of them #the good news tho is this isn't a problem that can be solved by repression so joe actually does not have obscene mental health issues #he just has normal ones. he gets a bachelors degree and goes to work at an art museum and has friends #best timeline for joe he actually gets to live his dreams and he's just kinda normal #horrible fucking timeline for the friend group none of them are still talking to each other past their mid 20s #except for april and joe they hang out #after they meet april lily tries to use her as like a rebound thing to make dara jealous and april decides to get the hell out of there asa #but joe was chill and clearly was also sick of their shit so they get to be besties still ASILDUHASLIDUHASD #the domino effect on this one is wild. yeah lily and dara really fucking shouldn't know each other as teens #thank god they met in canon after lily chilled out and stopped being a drama magnet #also because dara wasn't fuckin alive in 1950 none of this shit with theron happens so absolutely none of the main plot carries over #it's just this stupid shitty soap opera they're living in #anyways i was gonna doodle this but i got 5 hours of sleep and i'm too fuckin tired

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