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The way people demonize seagulls is actually unreal. Almost all of their natural habitat has been destroyed (almost all coastal areas have been developed, destroying natural sand dune ecosystems) and they're doing their best to adapt. They're literally just trying to survive. You're in their home. The vitriol some people have for these gorgeous sea birds just because they're not shy about snatching food if you're not cautious is insane
#im malding bc i read an article about some guy who beheaded a seagull for trying to steal his kids french fry#what the fuck is wrong with you
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Do you guys know respectable mexicans absolutely LOATHE Emilia Pérez and a mexican trans woman did a short film in like a week mocking it and called it Johanne Sacreblue and it's all french sterotypes and at some point it has Ladybug and Chat Noir fighting a mime in the background while the characters talk and the amount of rats in the scene increases each time the frame changes? It's important to me that people know this
#i feel like it's something you guys would appreciate watching#everyone speaks with a french accent but french is never spoken or if it is#it's not gramatically correct which we know they LOVE to hear#miraculous ladybug#the scene had me crying#emilia perez#johanne sacreblue
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L'Amour à la mer (1965). dir. Guy Gilles
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due to factors such as "time pressure" and "tulle is of the devil" my expectations for this shirt are not high. but i spent a lot of time imagining these button bands and they turned out pretty nice
#tulle is from etsy opaque fabrics r from fabmo in sunnyvale. love you fabmo#sew tag#going to french seam this guy right to hell
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Andrew looks at Kevin after the game against the Trojans.
"How does it feel?" He asks Kevin.
"Losing is not pleasant for anyone," says Kevin.
"Sorry," Andrew says without meaning it at all. "I wanted to say, how does it feel to know that Monsieur Misérable and Mr. Golden Smile are fucking together and have agreed to beat you up?"
Kevin turns to him with a growing bad mood.
"They're not having sex."
"D'Artagnan hit you too hard with the racket. You don't know what you're saying."
"They're not having sex, Andrew!"
"New bet then. I say that France conquers California before the end of the year... In two months if Monsieur Trauma takes care of his shit."
"...Jeremy has never told me he's gay."
Andrew remains silent. He turns his head towards Kevin very very slowly.
"300 dollars."
"We're not going to bet on this..."
"500 dollars."
"Why are you so happy to do this?"
"What do you mean, Kevin? I'm a very happy man."
It's impossible to tell if Andrew is joking with that unflappable expression.
And so the betting returns to the Foxes.
#jean moreau#the sunshine court#jeremy knox#all for the game#jerejean#aftg#neil josten#Nicky bursts out laughing when he has to bet if Jeremy is gay because that's not a bet!#the foxes#kevin day#andrew minyard#Allison analyzes Jerejean and bets that they are not involved because they are too hot and she always wanted to try a French guy#Renee refuses to participate because she knows the answer (Jean has told her)#Dan and Matt think Jeremy isn't gay and are surprised that Jean likes boys too (really Kevin?)#Aaron doesn't care and has no idea#but he wants the money to give Katelyn a nice gift and says they're involved to piss off Kevin.#Neil bets on Jerejean#When Neil is accused of having inside information Neil says he doesn't have it because he and Jean get along badly.#Neil doesn't understand why they don't believe him and is very indignant because he never lie!#The Foxes kick him out of the bet
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Jean youre a stronger man than I am. i would've jilled myself. Unbelievable pain
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#I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM#the immense tragedy / comedy of jean vicquemare#little french guy#he was so pissed about the karaoke and for good reason#jean vicquemare#judit minot#disco elysium#harryjean#jeanharry#my art
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vive la résistance and happy halloween!
#if i made any mistakes about the condiments please forgive me. i’m not french#happy halloween from comrade mayonnaise🤍#ml#miraculous ladybug#my art#adrien agreste#marinette dupain cheng#alya cesaire#nino lahiffe#mlb#my favorite line in this is nino saying ‘i’m gonna count to three’#guy with a little brother.#alya and nino having siblings and marinette and adrien being only children makes so much sense to me#happy halloween!!!!!!
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can't even cat nap in peace 😾
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more windbreaker comics
#poor sakura couldnt even KO for 10 minutes before everyone started prodding and jabbing him like damn#EVERYONE LOVES HARUKA SAKURA SUPREMECY!!!!!#wind breaker spoilers#wind breaker 149#haruka sakura#and...gang... my energy lvls are too low im not tagging everyone closes eyes#wind breaker#wind breaker comics#comics#thecmart#cant believe its been two weeks since i made a post ashdfkj my dissociation is getting the best of me smh#dw i still have wb brainrot endou in those last two chapters was just FUELLING it hes a riot man what a guy#cant believe he really woke up and did the draw me like one of ur french girls poses this guy is so unserious#ILL BE BACK WITH MORE NONSENSE SOON... eventually.... i just gotta get my mental health in check like PHEW this noggin be foggin
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ok ok ok I get it now I get why everyone was telling me to watch this oh my GOD
#whoever wrote the french subtitles : I love you and I'm forever in debt to you before the laws of god & men#dear LORD you guys are not fucking around#thank god for the russian valois#a fruity chicot and a henri that looks like a long sad bean what more does a girl need#also idk how to explain but they found people who look french like I believe it#chicot ? could be my uncle#lddm#watchalong#grafinya de monsoro
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yaoi des vieillards
#very likely that my french is botched and i apologize for that#anyway i missed drawing these guys#hetalia#hetalia world stars#hetalia fanart#hetalia fan art#my art#aph france#hws france#hetalia france#francis bonnefoy#aph england#hws england#hetalia england#hws britain#aph britain#arthur kirkland#fruk#ukfra#hws fruk#aph fruk
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TWST JP SPOILERS
Ramshackle dorm members' first meeting, in honour of Fellow Honest and Gidel getting cards (!!!)
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Bonus bonus - Rollo being a proper Student Council President:
#RAMSHACKLE DORM IS GROWING GUYS#why yes Gidel did in fact suddenly shoot up like five inches in the end what of it#twisted wonderland#twst#twst jp spoilers#rollo flamme#fellow honest#gidel#twst gidel#wasted like 30 minutes trying to find a thought bubble brush that I could actually fucking import#jazzie's art#jazzie's stuff#gonna be honest I do NOT know wtf Rollo is wearing so actual french ppl who are fashionable feel free to put me through the wringer
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lately a taco truck has been parking near the dollar store with the best tacos i've had outside of LA. this works out really great for everyone with taste but the guy with the lunch sub place has been getting really mad about it and won't stop filing complaints even though the truck has all its permits in order and has permission by the property owners to park there (because they also want good tacos). he keeps insisting the truck is stealing his business but local officials keep reminding him that he doesn't sell tacos and the truck doesn't sell subs. finally the sub guy posted his revised 2025 menu on facebook and it now includes a 'taco sub' which is just pre-seasoned ground beef on a sub bun with american cheese.
#original#i still go in there for soft serve ice cream cones because i have a weakness#but c'mon guy. the truck is not why you're struggling. you charge four dollars for overcooked frozen french fries.#he insists the pizza place with the good calzones is also complaining but we haven't heard a word from that guy
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Don't judge me pls, its only a little extra weight😅 full vid on my patreon/onlyfans
#fat man#fat belly#chub#obesity#weight gain#obese#fat gainer#bear#chubby#fat#me#fatty#fat guy#french#food#manly man#manliness#gay men
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do we fw lil pootis blu engie
(original sketch under the cut + close-ups !!)
#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 fanart#tf2 engineer#blu engineer#lil pootis#my art#i really really like this guy#wife is codename for french man btw
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(via Instagram)
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moonlighting 🌚✨
i’m so rusty from not drawing for a whole semester (sobs) but its ok now because kaito's here
(no reposts; reblogs appreciated!)
#my art#artists on tumblr#digital art#fanart#kaitou kid#magic kaito#kaito kuroba#dcmk#u may be thinking: star didn't u draw this but slightly to the left like a few months ago#yes BUT its not my fault he looks so good in blue#and u know he's always plotting something#lol i had this sitting in my wips folder for months and final exams is what motivated me to finally finish it#took my last one this morning so now im freeee#for four weeks#enough time to finish some zine stuff and draw arcane!#timebomb has me in a chokehold. wdym theyre best enemies.#WDYM NOW I NEED TO LEARN FRENCH#also guys...i literally had a dream where i was working on this painting#and then i woke up to another week of academic hell with 0 (zero) time for drawing#withdrawal symptoms...#thinking abt all the drawings i could've made but didn't have time for is actually heartbreaking
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