#the fact that jacks dad was wearing a suit and jeremy is also wearing a suit. you could say. it's destiny.

[agardenintheshire]

abc's lost but put jeremy fragrance in it <3

niche posting as always for @exbloodfreak

[burdened-boy]

A VERY DESCRIPTIVE PROFILE OF YOUR MUSE. Repost with the information of your muse, including headcanons, etc. if you fail to achieve some of the facts, add some other of your own!

NAME: Jonathon Jeremy Limbo

NICKNAME: Jack, Saucy Jack, The Ruiner, Jezza

TITLE(S):  n/a

AGE: 40

SPECIES: Human

SEX: Male

NATIONALITY: left up to interpretation

INTERESTS: In spite of his work, Limbo doesn't sit around his house all day pondering murder. He likes doing light physical activities, like yard work and car repairs, because it makes him feel like he's really doing something. Limbo's classic car is his magnum opus, a 1968 Oldsmobile Toronado that he restomodded himself. He is also a casual history buff, and is a good source of information on why his world is like this. Limbo has lived through several wars, a few of them nuclear, and has served as what is essentially cannon fodder in one of them. He also collects vinyl and likes to barbecue.

PROFESSION: Contract killer, criminal enforcer, mercenary, arsonist, general crook.

BODY TYPE: Dad bod, with a moderately toned upper body.

EYES: Brown

HAIR: Dark brown/black, though his hair is rarely seen. Limbo does not have facial hair, or eyebrows.

SKIN: Covered in gang/crime related tattoos. Notable ones are the Hebrew 666, eyes on each of his shoulder blades, and a large centipede that wraps around his torso.

POSTURE: Limbo is 40, but has the stance of a 19 year old line cook.

HEIGHT: 5’10” (his height isn't ever firm, i sometimes make him shorter than Tabby because its funny)

VOICE: This is the best example I can find. Limbo is soft-spoken, and his touchy voice synthesizer (implemented because he doesn't have a lower jaw) incentivizes him not to raise his voice. Limbo is not a booming, cocky villain, he's a tired guy who has seen too much.

SIGNATURE OUTFIT: In spite of his colleagues dressing up, Limbo's wardrobe is unusually blue-collar. He usually wears a long coat with a collar, under which is some variation of a button up shirt. Lately, it's been a Hawaiian shirt, though in the winter months its a sweatshirt, turtleneck, or a quarter zip. Limbo used to wear a suit, but he doesn't give a fuck about being dapper anymore. For pants, he usually wears basic black slacks, thick socks, and Doc Martens. He sometimes wears a watch, but lately he's been skipping it.

SIGNIFICANT OTHER: Tabitha Overland, who he has been with for over ten years.

COMPANIONS: Noelle, Pari, Archer White (possibly), Michigan, Kira (unwilling), Spoons.

ANTAGONISTS: Most law enforcement agents, past or present, including Stan Norman and his own younger brother, Walter Limbo. He generally dislikes most other assassins, not because he sees them as competition, but because they see him as such. Limbo thinks most hired guns are tryhards.

STRENGTHS: Even though just about everything about him is macabre and violent, Limbo is relatively docile and polite. If you come to him in a crisis, there is a high chance that he will help you, and not expect anything in return.

WEAKNESSES: Limbo is treacherous, especially if he thinks his client is weak and could easily be defeated. If you hire him, that check better not bounce. Physically, he's not very good at fighting, preferring to surprise his enemies instead. On the mental side, Limbo struggles with a lot of concerning intrusive thoughts, and extreme paranoia. There is a storm in his brain, and, in spite of improving over the years, he is still deeply unstable.

FRUITS: Limbo cannot eat most fruits whole, but he drinks a lot of them as smoothies.

DRINKS: iced coffee, redbull, too little water

ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES: Limbo is a recovering alcoholic.

SMOKES: Weed

DRUGS: In the past, Limbo has tried everything. Stimulants, depressants, deliriants, psychedelics, designer, prescription...Legally, though, he is on a soup of anti-psychotics, mood stabilizers, and the occasional pain medication to deal with physical and mental trauma. Weed is the only "illicit" drug he takes now.

DRIVER'S LICENSE: Limbo has one, and he drives fast as fuck.

tagged by @chronicparagon

tagging @cajunspoons @archerwhiterp @violeteyedkiller @distantpagesandpapercuts

once again, my brain is too tired to think of more people, so feel free to steal this as well