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void-botanist · 5 months ago

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Blorbo Felony Bingo

I'm taking @vacantgodling and @outpost51's open tags for this lovely game by @sarahlizziewrites <3

Rules: mark off the felonies that your blorbo has committed (not necessarily been convicted of)

To be honest most of my blorbos have committed maybe one or two of these, and in the least "criminal" way possible (such as forging their mom's signature on their permission slip). But I do have a few more active criminals out here:

I haven't completely decided what Marigold has done so the purple is for sure and the blue is possible. Also diversity win: they're both lesbians <3

I'll also leave an open tag!

#they are not lesbians together tho. they're from completely different settings but #yay crime gays #the difference between their DUIs is so funny to me. 99% sure Althea's was driving her father's car to smash mailboxes #and Marigold's was driving a vehicle roughly equivalent to a golf cart with her drunk ass girlfriend (Lexie)#also yeah Althea's animal cruelty is re: Christina's crow #Althea: I wouldn't touch drug trading with a ten-foot pole #everyone else: that is not the moral high ground you think it is #id in alt #blorbo felony bingo tag game #tag games #c: Althea #c: Marigold

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