#the cyborg's name is Ferruccino and he likes to cook Italian food

[marlynnofmany]

Me: "That's another cool thing shared with just the high-tier patrons. Pity I can't share it with more people, but I suppose that's the whole point. This one's really cool, though."

Patreon: "Can I interest you in paid posts that anyone can pay $5 to read?"

Me: "Reeeeeeally? Tell me more."

[five minutes later]

Me: "HEY would you like to read sections from the book of mine that only has a single printed copy in all the world? It's about the robot civil rights movement on the same Earth that Hubcap comes from! The good guys are amusing and the bad guys are believable and there's ... more swearing than I remember, actually. Though most of that's from the cyborg assassin. You'd swear too if you had a monkey robot zapping you with a homemade taser."