#the control player doesn't have shit in hand and is relying on players not calling their bluff
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I hate how this makes perfect sense
If you don't understand Magic, read this in reverse and you'll understand Magic better.
#magic the gathering#mtg#memetg#united health care#I may not know exactly what Dreadbore and that version of Tefari do#but I can put it together that after getting what is presumably an important combo piece removed#the control player doesn't have shit in hand and is relying on players not calling their bluff
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"You know boys, I'm getting real tired over all this bullshit. So... Have at it. Free for all! Witness our bloody parade, you filthy shits! Let us bring you the blessing of eternal slumber from this tainted world!"
1. Yoon Jeonghan -
(Boss)
Partner: Hong Joshua (Jisoo) ๐๐ค
Characteristics:
| Psychotic | | Mischevious | | Sly | | Violent | | Trickster |
| Leader-like | | Calm | | Seductive | | Cunning | | Patient |
| Possessive | | Blunt |
Mental Illnesses/Disorders:
| PTSD | | Psychotic Disorder | | Schizophrenia |
| Depression|
Facts:
-> Has trust issues
-> Taps his temples that sometimes escalate to hitting his head
-> Becomes violent and protective if asked about his past (so do NOT ask unless you gain his trust, or he will not hesitate to attack)
-> Extremely protective over Joshua
"I may not be as psychotic as my lover, and I seem sweeter than some. But that does not mean I'll let you live another day... Instead, I'll make sure you're real pretty. I'll make SURE to create a beautiful bouquet of flowers and YOUR intestines while your body is as empty as your HEART,"
2. Hong Joshua (Jisoo) -
(Underboss)
Partner: Yoon Jeonghan ๐ค๐
Characteristics:
| Calm | | Reserved | | Polite | | Outgoing | | Two-faced |
| Violent | | Skeptical | | Nervous | | Clingy | | Possessive |
| Obsessive | | Sensitive |
Mental Illnesses/Disorders:
| Bipolar Disorder | | Anxiety Disorder |
Facts:
-> The only person who can handle Jeonghan during his episodes
-> One of the more friendlier members of The Purple Rose
-> His eyes will dart from person to an object over and over again to ground himself
-> Protective over Jeonghan
-> One out of two people, who had placed Jeonghan in the asylum that had ruined him
"Listen, and listen well, because I don't want to repeat this again. You made a FUCKING deal. You promised that you'll pull through your end of the bargain as we did. So if you can't give the shit we requested, the deal is off. Your area is now OURS, and frankly, we have a BETTER person to run that waste of space you've created. So, nighty night BASTARD. Say hi to Satan for us,"
3. Jeon Wonwoo
(Negotiator/Lookout)
Partner: None
Characteristics:
| Quiet | | Intelligent | | Observant | | Persuasive |
| Sadistic | | Cold | | Blunt | | Aggressive | | Cynical |
| Straightforward | | Analytical | | Strict |
Mental Illnesses/Diseases:
| Dissociative Identity Disorder | | Hand tremors |
| Psychotic disorder | | PTSD |
Facts:
-> As of now, is known to have 5 main alters: Meet The Alters
-> Rumours were said that he was tempted to take Jeonghan's place as Boss, but it was never confirmed
-> Has poor eyesight, but when in action, they sharpen and strengthen, as if he's new
-> Despite being the negotiator of the Purple Rose, he hates gambling
"Even though I may seem like I'm given the less "exciting" job today, doesn't mean I can't have my own type of fun with this. And since you tried to scam us with these useless supplies and weapons, I guess I'll have my pleasure in blasting your brains to bits thinking we were gullible, sir. I'll make sure no one will be able to know who you are when I'm through with you."
4. Wen Junhui
(Supplier/Spy)
Partner: Jeon Wonwoo (@seventeen-chatbot) ๐๐
Characteristics:
| Energetic | | Aloof | | Straightforward | | Prideful |
| Playful | | Cunning | | Ambitious | | Stubborn |
| Perfectionist | | Fickle |
Mental Illnesses/Diseases:
| Psychotic disorder | | Schizophrenia | | PTSD |
Facts:
-> Constantly moving and twitching, some saying he gained these mannerisms from Jeonghan
-> Likes to copy others movements and sayings
-> The second member of the Purple Rose, who likes to be the messiest with their victims
-> Knows Kung Fu and Martial Arts, so he doesn't always rely on his weapons
"I may not be an Underboss anymore, but just because I've been placed as a bodyguard doesn't mean I'm no longer the man you once feared, pal. How about you show me what you got before I leap and rip off those limbs of yours? Or should we just get to the ripping limbs part already?
5. Kim Mingyu -
(Bodyguard/Ex Underboss)
Partner: Yoon Jeonghan, None
Characteristics:
| Respectful | | Strong | | Stern | | Controlling |
| Protective | | Player | | Intelligent | | Hard-working |
| Optimistic | | Short-tempered |
Mental Illnesses/Diseases:
| PTSD | | Psychotic disorder |
Facts:
-> Due to his past mistake of abandonment, he lost his position as Underboss and was nearly killed by Jeonghan until he changed plans
-> Protects all members, especially the Boss, the Underboss, and Consiglier
-> Is a clean person that it is possible that he is a germaphobic, but can be messy with his victims with little discomfort
-> Is also a seducer when the job calls for it
"I'm getting sick and tired with your babbling, you know that? I don't like wasting my time on people who can't pull their shit together, or ones who have no real benefit to the Purple Rose. So, I'm going to do us both the favor and end this short. But with a loud bang!"
6. Lee Jihoon -
(Consigliere)
Partner: None
Characteristics:
| Leader-like | | Creative | | Thoughtful | | Strict |
| Sarcastic | | Cold | | Brilliant | | Hostile | | Intimidating |
| Manipulative | | Possessive | | Short-tempered |
Mental Illnesses/Diseases:
| Psychotic disorder | | PTSD |
Facts:
-> Representative of the Purple rose, always attending any meetings that the group is involved in
-> The man behind every Purple Rose plan since the day he joined
-> Has trust issues, so it's difficult to gain his trust
-> Despite his height, he's still intimidating and becomes hostile to people referring to him as "cute"
"Although I had a great time with you, fellas, I have to get going. I can't let my boss and the boys wait any longer now that you're of no more use to us. To keep this our secret like yours with your team and boss, I'm going to put you to eternal sleep, and I'll make sure your body doesn't go to waste,"
7. Xu Minghao -
(Spy/Hacker)
Partner: None
Characteristics:
| Sharp | | Sassy | | Sarcastic | | Vengeful | | Trickster |
| Deceitful | | Protective | | Chaotic | | Sensitive | | Bitter |
| Jokeful | | Energetic |
Mental Illnesses/Diseases:
| Shared psychotic disorder | | PTSD |
| Psychotic Disorder|
Facts:
-> Not once did he want to join in any criminal activity, but because of Jun, he was dragged in and now shares his Schizophrenia
-> Is a cannibal
-> He knows how to use all types of technology, and his hacking skills are beyond most hackers
-> During spy work, he dyes his hair a temporary color
"I had fun doing our little game of cat and mouse, but I'm starting to get tired, mouse! And you look just as tired as I am, right? So, do me a favor of standing still, smiling at me, and letting me gut you out. I'll make sure to bury you somewhere nice with some purple roses. A reminder that you never FUCK with the Purple Rose, scumbag,"
8. Lee Seokmin -
(Navigator/Runner)
Partner: Byun Baekhyun (@ghoulxbaekhyun) ๐โจ
Characteristics:
| Loud | | Energetic | | Sneaky | | Two-faced | | Sadistic |
| Outgoing | | Clingy | | Rebellious | | Impulsive |
| Optimistic | | Persistent | | Fast |
Mental Illnesses/Diseases:
| ADHD | | Psychotic disorder |
Facts:
-> Is a cannibal, but only on certain days
-> Knows various places: hidden clubs, certain bases, every inch of a city and town, and more
-> Although he's easy to persuade, he will always obey the Boss and the Underboss if it's serious
-> Says disturbing things with a sweet, devilish smile
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