#the concept of equius as vriska's milk dealer is so funny and so stupid

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still doing these character asks?? is a troll ok? vriska

dhgfhhgfdhgh. vriska!

2-4 songs that are probably on their iPod

Pretend this is humanstuck for a minute because I have no idea what kind of music exists in troll culture. (It'd be cool if she was a fan of Chixie from Hiveswap, but like. I don't know how likely that is considering Chixie's music is considered subversive iirc, and it kind of seems like the Hiveswap trolls got completely wiped out and erased from history.)

Haul Away Joe - Scallywags (for pirate roleplaying reasons)

Oh no! - MARINA (quintessential Vriska song imo)

The Ballad of Mona Lisa - Panic! At the Disco (Sorry but Vriska just looks like she listens to P!ATD, okay?)

I could be wrong, but I'm not wrong about my final song choice, Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls. I'm not picking that to fuck with you because you've been posting about that song lately, there is a canon reason for it, she gets a crush on Nic Cage and at one point draws over the poster for City of Angels so the female lead has her horns and fangs and stuff.

the one place they sometimes end up falling asleep – where they’re not supposed to

She might have a tendency to crash once the adrenaline from participating in dangerous roleplaying campaigns wears off, and she doesn't always have the energy to make it to the cocoon she's supposed to sleep in, so she goes from gloating about her latest victory to passing the fuck out on her dramatic spiral staircase.

the game they'd destroy everyone else at

Well, we know a lot about Vriska's fascinations with games in canon. The most obvious answer is FLARP because she's able to feed her lusus successfully with the other kids she defeats. I think that ambition(?) and need to win extends to games with decidedly less deadly stakes. She has to win, every game she plays, and she'll cheat if she has to, which is always. Any game in which she can rig the outcome in her favour is preferred.

the emoticon they’d use most often

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what they act like when they haven’t had enough sleep

I don't know, probably trying very hard to seem like she Isn't feeling completely shitty exhausted. More likely to snap at you.

their preferred hot beverage on really cold nights. or mornings. or whenever.

I'm not sure what sort of beverages trolls typically have at their disposal. Its gonna be something gross and grub based, probably.

Unless her neighbour Equius served her warm milk once and she got a taste for it, that'd be kind of funny. Maybe after he fixed her arm for her, and she came to associate warm milk with somebody actually giving a shit about her even when she's being a bitch and bleeding all over his goddamn hive.

how they like to comfort/care for themselves when they’re in a slump

Vriska really doesn't like contemplating her own weakness. She's always had to be strong. She's definitely the type to try and Do Something in response to her problems, rather wallow in them. But at least prior to her maturation, I think she's more likely to deflect her negative emotions by lashing out or taking it out on someone else.

what they wanted to be when they grew up

I can't say I'm certain? Like, on the one hand, it's obvious that Vriska is a very ambitious character with clear goals and roles she wants to fulfil for herself - she has a literal character she plays, modelled after a historical figure she looks up to. But on the other, robotic hand it's always partially out of necessity, I think? On Alternia she was preoccupied with providing food for her lusus via deadly roleplaying games, and in SBURB she certainly posited herself as a gr8 hero, but both of those were reactions to dangerous and demanding circumstances. (Some of those circumstances were the direct result of her own actions blowing up in her face, sometimes literally, but still). My point is I'm not sure what she Actually wanted for her future, but she would most certainly attempt to live up the troll ideal of ruthless space marauder.

Because that's what she has to do. That's always what she has to do.

their favorite kind of weather

I'm not sure what kind of weather Alternia typically has, but if she owns her own ship, it'd make sense if she liked it when it there was a good breeze, the kind ideal for sailing.

thoughts on their singing voice (decent? terrible? soprano? alto?)

Good but kind of raspy voice. First example that comes to mind is Joan Jett.

how/what they like to draw or doodle