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Twisted Love
Summary: You always expected to marry your twin brother, Daeron. However, when this does not come to be, you find comfort with your siblings. As only Targaryens could.Â
TW: Targ!cest, canon-typical incest, canon-typical age of consent (I did age up a little but the first s*xual encounters begin at 16), kind-of-I guess-sort-of grooming (Targs gonna Targ!), explicit s*xual content, oral s*x (m receiving, f receiving), p in v, anĂĄl play, group s*x
Notes:Â
I did change ages a little in this, just to make it somewhat less seedy.Â
Aegon is NOT a r*pist (honestly, why would the showrunners put that in if they wanted the audience to sympathise with him??)
Given that this will basically be PWP, thereâs no Dance
Few uses of Y/N, only when needed
I havenât written in ages, so this is probably đ©
This is FILTH. Pure filth. Heed the warnings up top. Whatâs listed there is what you will find. This is filthy, sordid, devious SMĂT.Â
You weren't meant for Aemond. As Daeronâs twin, the entire realm had expected news of your betrothal for years. Growing up, you were never far from your twin brother. Wherever one of you went, the other was never far behind. He would walk with you through the gardens; you would read with him in the library. You would watch him train with your brothers and cousins â or rather, listen to his protests about training â whilst you sat on a balcony above, your embroidery on your lap. You would both insist on taking your history and Valyrian lessons together, not wishing to be apart even for those few hours.
You pictured your wedding, together. You would sketch your wedding dress, and Daeron would practice draping your familyâs cloak over your shoulders. You would have practiced your vows together, if only either of you had known the words. You both thought of your future children, agreeing upon names for your future sons and daughters. You both liked the names Maelon for a boy and Daela for a girl, and both hated Jaehna and Raenor. You both wanted them to have the traditional Targaryen colouring â white hair, violet eyes â but did agree that perhaps one or two with the Hightower colouring could be nice as well.
This lasted until you were twelve, then Daeron was sent to Oldtown. You begged and pleaded for him not to go, but your mother and grandsire ignored your pleas. After that, you asked to go with him. After all, you could not be apart. This, also, was refused. You would stay in Kings Landing and become a shining example of a Targaryen princess, and your brother would go to Oldtown to receive an extensive education.
Watching Daeron sail away was the most painful moment of your life. You cried, and screamed, and wailed at the top of your lungs. Fuck dignity and decorum; you felt like your very heart was being ripped right out of your chest. It was unbearable. Your mother ordered Aemond to take you back to your room, humiliated at the scene you were causing. That was when it started.
You and Aemond had certainly been close before Daeron left, there was no denying that, but the whole castle knew who your favourite brother was. However, with your twin gone, Aemond seized the opportunity to take the place of your closest sibling. Just two years older than you, you started spending more time with your one-eyed brother. He trained every day, unlike Daeron who practically had to be dragged to the training yard by his ear, so you got a lot more embroidering done. He came to the library with you, content to sit in silence whilst you both read. You would make recommendations to one another, expanding both your knowledge bases. You became more versed in politics and military history; Aemond expanded his horizons with languages, histories of the Westerosi kingdoms, and even the occasional fictional piece.
Aemond corrupted you. There is no other way to describe the changes that occurred in you after Daeron was sent away. Aemond was the antithesis to Daeron, everyone knew that. Daeron was sweet, soft; a kind-hearted and devoted brother. Aemond was not exactly unkind, but it was inevitable that his darkness would eventually spill over onto you. It was so subtle, you didn't even notice. Not until your sixteenth year.
Aegon and Helaena were married, their twin children a few months old. You had been in your rooms, reading later than you normally would, but the book had sustained your interest strongly enough to carry on into the night. At one point, you heard angry voices in the corridor outside your rooms. Your brothers: Aegon and Aemond. You couldn't clearly hear what they were saying, so you put your book down and headed over to your door, opening it just enough to look outside.
Your brothers were just a few feet from your door, arguing in hushed tones.
âHow could you do this, Aegon?â Aemond snarled. âTo disrespect not only your wife and sister, but our whole family too! Those filthy whores from the Street of Silk-â
âAem, for fuck sake!â Aegon slurred, clearly drunk and swaying where he stood. âI just needed some relief. Helaena has the babies and is never in the fucking mood, so I just went to the Street-â
Aemond catches your eye from your hiding place behind your door. He cuts Aegon off, his eye darkening as a devious plan formed in his mind. âThere is another option available to you, Aegon.â
âWhat? Mother threatened to cut off my cock if I did it with another maid-â
âNot a maid, you fool. Have you forgotten; we do have another sister.â With that, Aemond looked you in the eye. âWhat do you think, hÄedar (little sister)? Would you help our dear Aegon with his problem?â
The eldest brother looked over his shoulder, pausing when he saw you. He looked back at Aemond. âYou don't mean-?â
âWhat say you, brother? Surely your maiden little sister is more enticing than a common street whore?â
Aegon looked back at you, smiling as he looked you up and down. âWell, I suppose we are Targaryens, after all,â he smirked.
Suddenly it all made sense to you. The lingering kisses on your cheeks and foreheads; holding you close if you reclined on a chaise; admiring how you looked when you tried on new dresses, Aegon jokingly suggesting the necklines be a little lower; scaring off any men who tried to dance with you at balls; kissing your neck when they held you close⊠Despite your motherâs insistence on keeping you away from your ancestorsâ âqueer customsâ, sometimes Targaryens just needed to love another the most.
You smiled at both your brothers, cracking open your door a little wider.
That night you learnt about the pleasures hands and mouths can provide, learning all your brothers had to teach you. How to move your mouth up and down a cock, how to touch a man's balls, how to use your hands to stimulate the parts your mouth couldn't take, how to swallow their offerings. You started on your knees between Aegon's legs as he lay back on your bed. Aemond took charge and instructed you how to please a man's cock, at some points holding your hair and slowly moving your head up and down for you to understand the desired depth and pacing. Aegon sat helpless on the bed, leaning back on his hands with his head thrown back, lost in the pleasure of having his youngest sisterâs mouth. At one point he asked Aemond where he should finish; Aemond told him they would be gentle with you on your first try. You didnât understand what that meant until Aemond pulled your head off Aegonâs cock just as he cried out and spurted all over his stomach. Still holding your hair, Aemond guided your head towards the white sticky fluid.
âTry it,â he ordered. âNext time youâll swallow.â
You tentatively licked up some of Aegonâs fluids, holding it on your tongue for a second before swallowing. It didnât necessarily taste bad; it was the texture that threw you off. Aemond kept hold of your hair until you had cleaned all of Aegonâs stomach. âCanât leave any evidence,â Aemond explained. After all, you were an unwed maiden. The castle would be rife with rumours if your handmaids discovered a manâs seed on your sheets.
When you were finished with Aegon, you expected both brothers to leave. They did not.
Aemond turned you to him, still on your knees, and began opening his leather breeches. âShow me what youâve learnt, sister,â he rasped, his voice thick with lust. So, you did. You used your hands and mouth just as they had showed you with Aegon. Your jaw soon began to ache, unused to these movements. Aemond was longer and thicker than Aegon (who wasnât exactly small), requiring your hands to help work him faster when your jaw was threatening to give out. Aemond hit the back of your throat more than Aegon did, and he held your head still as you coughed.
âTake it, take it,â he grunted, as he began moving your head back and forth. âOh, sÓŻz riña, sÓŻz riña (good girl),â he panted, thrusting faster into your mouth, until he climaxed with a loud groan. He held your head to his pelvis, ignoring your coughs as he flooded your mouth. âSwallow it, hÄedar (little sister),â he ordered, âOr else you wonât get your pleasure from us this night.â You had obeyed as best as you could, still coughing in between swallows. When Aemond was satisfied youâd done as you were told, he pulled out of your mouth, a thick trail of saliva and semen lingering on his cock. âLie back on the bed.â
You had done so, and he had promptly bestowed on you the most exquisite pleasure imaginable with just his mouth. He pulled your thighs over his shoulders, holding your hips against his face. Aegon had gotten his second wind, pulling your nightgown over your head and laving attention on your breasts. You didn't know they could be so sensitive, pushing your chest into Aegonâs mouth and hands as you fisted his hair. You moaned and mewled almost continuously as your brothers pleasured you, writhing atop your sheets.
Aegon eventually pulled away and moved up to your face. Taking hold of your chin, he pressed his lips to yours. It was your first kiss. You sighed against his mouth, his lips soft against yours. His thumb stroked your cheek as his other hand stroked over your hair tenderly.
Aemond looked up from between your legs when your sounds became muffled. âAegon!â he protested.
âI'm sorry, brother,â he apologised with a smirk. âYou were right; our little sister is just too enticing.ââ He smiled down at you, âI've wanted to kiss you for so long.â
Aemond was not happy at all with the situation, but returned to his work between your legs. He licked and sucked at your pussy, whilst Aegon kissed you deeply and ran his hands all over your breasts. Everything soon overwhelmed you, and you climaxed loudly into your eldest brotherâs mouth, your thighs gripping Aemondâs head.
Throughout the night, the three of you pleasured each other a dozen times over, not stopping until you were all on the verge of exhaustion. Your brothers helped you put your nightgown back on, then put you to bed, slipping out of your rooms in the early hours, undetected by anyone.
No-one was any the wiser about what the three of you had done. However, you insisted that you had to tell Helaena. The elder sister would no doubt be thinking her brother-husband was out walking the Street of Silk, instead of spending his nights with his other sister. To a Targaryen, it was the better option.
And Helaena had been grateful. She had indeed been thinking that Aegon was out in the city, spending each night in a different brothel, sleeping with all manner of whores; it was a relief to know it was their younger sister on her knees for him. And Aemond too. And, after a few more months, Helaena herself joined in. Her months postpartum had been rough on the Princess, leaving her with no desire for intimacy â the very situation which had led Aegon to contemplate whoring as a solution â but when her desires had returned, the first thing she wanted to do was thank her sister for attending to their brother whilst she could not.
Over the next two years, the four of you engaged in your illicit activities in the dead of night, using hidden passages between your rooms to conduct your affairs. You and Aegon; you and Aemond; Aemond with Helaena; you and Helaena; even Aegon and Aemond at times. The only rule you all had was that you were not to be penetrated. You were still unwed, and you all wanted your maidenhead to remain intact. After all, Daeron would be your husband. And although he could not be with you all for your delectable and sordid acts, you still felt like he was owed something as your husband.
But it was not to be.
It all came to a head on your eighteenth name day. Your mother had been telling you for months that Daeron, your beloved twin brother, was finally going to be returning from Oldtown, and a betrothal would be officially announced. You were elated at the return of your brother; you and he had not seen each other for six years. What if he had changed in the years? What if he felt you had changed? What if he disapproved of your relations with your other siblings? You had a profound love for Daeron â you grew inside your mother together, you were born only minutes apart â but you would not let him dictate private matters between you and your other siblings. He would join in on those matters, preferably, but who knew what kind of man he had grown into, separated from his Targaryen family and surrounded by books for so many years? But none of that mattered, your brother was returning.
Except he didn't.
The tourney for your name day was well underway, the midday meal had been eaten, and there was still no sign of Daeron.
âHis ship must be delayed a little,â your grandsire Otto theorised from his seat behind you. âHeâll be with us soon, Princess.â
âYes,â you agreed absently, âdelayed.â Your disappointment was plain for all to see.
It wasn't until the tourney was over, the winner bestowed a great gift by yourself, that your mother told you there was a large storm over Oldtown, halting any ships from departing until it passed. She had also forbade Daeron from flying on dragonback, not wanting him to get caught in the same storm.
You felt your heart break. You and your twin would not be together on your name day. Yet another occasion you were kept apart.
Aegon and Aemond kept you company in your rooms that night. Helaena was too tired after the tourney and chose to retire to bed, so your brothers spent the evening on their knees, comforting you over your twinâs absence. Aemond at your front, Aegon at your rear. The eldest sibling was more than happy to settle himself between your cheeks for hours at a time, never seeming to get bored of your back passage. You never let him or Aemond enter you properly, only with fingers, tongues, or toys; you wanted Daeron to be there for that.
They slipped out of your rooms just before daybreak, allowing your maids to wake you in the morning. After you dressed and broke your morning fast with your brothers â Helaena was allowed to take breakfast in bed, as a married woman â Ser Criston Cole came by and told you your mother and grandsire wished to speak to you. Certain it was about Daeron and your impending betrothal, you almost skipped after the knight.
You arrived in your motherâs quarters, observing her standing by a window. She was picking at her hands, as she always did. Your grandsire stood tall a few feet from her. Although he carried himself with more confidence, there was an odd air about the both of them.
âY/N,â your mother greeted, somewhat stiffly. âHow are you, daughter?â
You hesitated. This would not be good news. âIâm well, thank you, mother. Ser Criston said you wished to speak to me?â
She nodded, her eyes flitting between you and Otto. âWe didnât want to tell you yesterday,â she admitted nervously.
Otto twirled a scrolled-up letter in his hand. âItâs from your motherâs cousin, Lord Ormund Hightower. He has asked that Daeron stay in Oldtown a while longer. Heâs most pleased with Daeronâs service and is reluctant to replace him.â
You felt your blood begin to boil. âSo, my twin brother and I are kept apart for even longer, because my motherâs cousin canât be bothered to find a new boy to carry his cup?â you demanded, unable to hide your anger. You refused to accept it. You had been apart from Daeron for far too long. To have a reunion with him be cancelled so suddenly and with such a piss-poor explanation, was unacceptable to you. âAnd you chose to hide this from me?â
âDonât take that tone, young lady,â your grandsire scolded. âA lordâs cupbearer is a good position for Daeron.â
âHe belongs here! With me! With us,â you protested. âHave you no desire to have all your children together, mother?â
You watched your mother pick at her fingers. âItâs not that, Y/N-â
âThen what is it? Daeron should have returned by now. We were supposed to be betrothed years ago! Helaena married Aegon at five-and-ten; I am now eight-and-ten and thereâs only ever been whispers of a betrothal for me. People will talk, mother; they will say Iâm undesirable or unwanted, by my own family!â You wept. You wept hard, all your emotions pouring out. âWhy canât Daeron come home and be my husband?â
Otto and Alicent both looked uncomfortable. âIt was never promised that you and Daeron would marry,â he explained. âAlliances may be required; that is why you are not betrothed.â
âAnd that is why Daeron is not here,â you accused. âItâs not some stupid lord wanting to keep his cupbearer; you donât want Daeron and I to have the chance to marry, in case you need to sell me to the highest bidder.â
âGo on with your day, Y/N,â Otto ordered firmly, dismissing you and ending the conversation.
You had returned to your rooms and wept. After a while, Aemond, Aegon, and Helaena had all crept into your rooms via a secret passage from Aemondâs own room. They held you whilst you cried, comforting you as best they could. Then you had an idea. A wicked idea, one that could threaten to break apart your family or have you disowned.
You looked at Aemond.Â
âMarry me. Now. In the manner of our house. Our mother and grandsire wish to keep me unmarried, in case they need to strike an alliance. I wonât allow it; I will not be sold off into some strange family with people I donât know and who donât love me! I will marry, now, and I will marry only a Targaryen,â you insisted. âYou can marry me now, Aemond, or Aegon can take me as a second wife.â
Aemond needed no convincing; it was exactly what heâd always wanted. He had loathed your loyalty to Daeron, having wanted you for years. Your two handmaids were called into your rooms, to serve as witnesses (they were too shocked to protest, merely standing in front of the locked doors as silent and still as statues) whilst Aegon performed the rites. Although you didnât have the traditional Valyrian wedding robes, you followed the traditional ceremony in every other way. You exchanged vows and blood, anointing each otherâs foreheads with your bleeding thumbs, and kissing passionately at the end. You swore your handmaids to secrecy until the next morning when you would announce to the whole kingdom that you were wed, and dismissed them, so that you may start your wedding night.
Aegon went to your drinks table and began pouring all four of you wine. By the time he had finished and turned around, you were moaning with Helaena kneeling between your legs as Aemond unlaced your dress from behind.
âDonât waste any time, subyss (siblings),â he laughed. He set the tray down and picked up two cups. He handed one to Aemond and took a sip of his. He fisted Helaenaâs hair gently, pulling her away from your pussy. Tilting her head back, he trickled the wine from his mouth to hers. She moaned softly and swallowed obediently. Aegon tapped her bottom lip, and she extended her tongue. He spat a small glob of saliva on her tongue, then nudged her back to your pussy. âGet our little sister nice and wet for her new husband, ÄbrazÈłrys (wife).â Helaena went straight back into your pussy, spreading your lips wide and sucking on your clit. Your legs shook and Aemond held you upright, now naked behind you.
Aegon moved forward to give you wine as he had done to Helaena, but Aemond stopped him. âIâll feed my wife for the first time, brother,â he protested, holding the cup to your mouth. Aegon smirked and held his hands up in mock-surrender, running his free hand over your breasts. He tweaked your nipples exactly as you liked; just a little too hard, just enough to cause some discomfort. You drank from Aemondâs cup, swallowing until he took the cup away, almost empty. You gasped suddenly.
Aegon looked down. âHelaena! You know the rules, no fingers!â he snapped, pulling his sister-wife backwards gently until her hand fell away from your pussy. âHer cuntâs for Aemond, you should have asked.â
âIâm sorry, Aemond,â she pouted. âI just wanted to start preparing her.â
Aemond shakes his head. âAsk first next time, sister. As Aegon said, her cunt is mine now.â It made you throb how he was speaking about you. He kisses your cheek, âGet on the bed, dĆna (sweet).â
With slightly wobbly legs, you hurried over to the bed, reclining back. You waited. Aemond walked over to Helaena, still on her knees, and lifted her finger to his mouth. He sucked deeply, savouring your taste. He nudged her onto her feet, leading both her and Aegon to where you lay on the bed.
âHelp me, mandia (older sister),â Aemond smiled at Helaena, slipping a finger inside you. She smiled back, slipping in one of her own fingers back inside her little sisterâs cunt. Aemond looked to Aegon. âLÄkia (older brother), you too.â
You moaned loudly on top of the sheets, feeling a third finger enter you. All three felt different inside you, moving at different angles, varying depths, contrasting speeds. You forgot about everything outside of the room, closing your eyes and basking in the sensations provided by the fingers. One was slow and gentle, exploring you sweetly; Helaena. Another moved a little deeper and more firmly; Aemond. And the final finger moved in and out of you at speed, curling at just the right angle; Aegon.
The three older siblings all looked down at your cunt together, watching in amazement how well you took three fingers for your first time. It was a glorious sight. Aemond leant down and dripped some spit onto your hole, Helaena followed by example, and Aegon finished with a grin. The noise your now slippery cunt was making was enough to have you blushing harder than you ever had before.
âFinish for us, wife,â Aemond commanded. âShow us how obedient you can be.â
Aemond and Aegon took an ankle each and spread your legs, leaving you helpless beneath them. You looked up at all of them, overcome with pleasure and submission. The three-headed dragon standing over you smiled down at you, waiting patiently for you to reach your peak. You did with a loud cry, making Helaena shoot her hand forward and stick the fingers of her free hand in your mouth.
âQuiet, sister,â she whispered. âYou may be married in this room, but you are still unwed to the rest of the Keep.â
You nodded dumbly, closing your mouth around her fingers. As she always did when she had her fingers in your mouth, she moved them in and out shallowly, shivering at the feeling of your tongue tickling her digits.
âItâs time, wife,â Aemond announced, and Helaena and Aegon withdrew from your cunt. You moaned at the loss, but quickly settled as you watched Aemond stroke his cock between your legs.
Your sister climbed up onto the bed next to you. âFinally, Y/N, you wonât be a maiden any longer, sister,â Helaena whispered with excitement. âWe can spend our days all together now, thereâll be no more hiding,â she smiled, so happy there would be no more need for secrecy. Well, not complete secrecy. You smiled around her fingers, even as you choked with tears in your eyes.
âHel, let up, sheâs choking,â Aegon chided, pulling his sister-wifeâs fingers out your mouth. You coughed a little but kept smiling at Helaena regardless. âIf you really want her mouth, give her your tits. You both love that.â
âOh yes,â she said absently, removing her own garments. She soon settled back next to you, pressing her breast to your mouth. You latched on quickly, humming happily as your sisterâs creamy milk started to let down in your mouth.
Aemond moved your knees forward to your chest. âHold your legs, wife,â he commanded, sliding the tip of his cock through your soaking folds. You moaned around Helaenaâs breast, holding yourself open for your husband.
He slid in slowly, groaning low at how deliciously tight you were. Heâd never sampled a cunt like it, squeezing his every inch. You sighed softly, feeling fuller than you ever thought possible. Aemond slid slowly in and out, feeding you a little more of his cock every time he slid back in. Before long, he hit an end inside you and you whimpered, gripping your thighs.
âHere, Y/N,â Aegon leant down and rubbed your clit slowly, helping you relax into Aemondâs thrusts. Such a kind big brother.
Helaena took her breast out of your mouth after a few minutes, laying down beside you. She spread herself in front of Aegon, who happily gave her his cock. As you and Helaena lay on the bed, side by side, your husbands pounded into both of you. Your hands closest to each other reached over and rubbed each otherâs clits. It was wonderfully deviant.
âMayhaps we both conceive children tonight, hÄedar,â Helaena smiled sweetly at you. You smiled widely back at her, leaning in and kissing her deeply. All four of you moaned loudly and climaxed simultaneously.
That night was long, exquisite, and sordid. You could finally be fucked, properly and thoroughly by your brothers and sister, there was no need for anyone to hold back. Helaena even ran back to her and Aegonâs rooms at one point, retrieving a thick leather phallus secured to a harness and bending you over the bed. She explained dreamily whilst thrusting into you that she had had it made a year or so before, just waiting for the day she could use it on you. After you had squirted release over the both of you, she had thrown you onto the bed, put the harness on you, and ridden you wildly. Aegon even fitted himself into her ass from behind. You blissfully watched your sister ride you, whilst getting fucked in the ass by your brother, until Aemond gripped your hair and thrust his cock into your mouth.
Aegon and Helaena removed themselves from your room at dawn â you were all so exhausted, you must all have passed out at some point â and you and Aemond curled up together in bed, secure in each otherâs arms. Your maids had tentatively knocked you awake, not knowing what they would encounter. Seeing you and Aemond in bed together could not have been too surprising; they witnessed your wedding, after all. You told them to bring you and your husband breakfast in bed. Given that you were now married, you were also entitled to that luxury. They did so apprehensively, but obeyed.
Word had obviously gotten back to your mother that you had not dressed for breakfast, so she knocked on your door a short while later. âY/N? Are you well? Your maids told me that you are breaking fast in here?â
You and Aemond smirked at each other on the bed. Youâd put your robes on, but had chosen to eat your bread and fruits atop your ruffled bed sheets. âCome in, mother.â
Alicent entered, looking around the room for you. When she saw you, she froze. You could see her heart stop beating. âY/N, whatâwhat is the meaning of this!â
You smiled back at her. âWell, seeing as Daeron wonât be returning to Kings Landing any time soon, I took it upon myself to find my own husband.â
âHusband?â she gasped.
âIndeed, mother,â Aemond nodded after sipping his tea. âY/N and I wed last night, in the Valyrian tradition,â there was still evidence of the blood on both your foreheads, âwith our brother and sister, and Y/Nâs two maids, as witnesses.â
You smiled back at the Queen. âWedded and bedded, mother.â
âBedâŠâ Alicent looked faint, your maids pulling a chair over quickly. She plopped down onto the seat, no grace in the movement, staring back at you both. âHow could you do this, Y/N! We told you why you had not been betrothed yet!â
âI know, and I refused to be sold off to a stranger. I have taken Aemond as my husband, and I am his wife. The union was witnessed and has been consummated. Itâs done, mother.â
Otto had been livid, a hairâs breadth away from disowning you and dissolving the union. But when Aemond had moved his hand to his sword, a clear warning not to insult or threaten his wife, the Hand of the King relented. It was announced to the castle at evening meal, with the formal ceremony for the Faith of the Seven held the next morn.
And sure enough, three moons later, you and Helaena were both with child.
So this will definitely end up a seriesÂ đ€Ł Let me know your thoughts!
Chapter 2
#house of the dragon#hotd#aemond targaryen#aemond x reader#aegon ii targaryen#aegon targaryen x reader#helaena targaryen#twisted love
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060 of 2024
The Brown Survey đ€
by joybucket
1. List three random things you like that are brown. My older cat's nose, noses of tabby cats in general, gingerbread.
2. What is your favorite shade of brown? Whatever the tabby cat's nose is.
3. What is your least favorite shade of brown? All the rest. I'm not a big fan of brown.
4. Do you have brown hair? Yes, I do. It's dark brown by nature.
5. Do you have brown eyes? No, I don't. They're grey.
7. What are your favorite fillings for chocolates? For that, I prefer Polish and French chocolate because it has a variety of filling, my favourite is yogurt. Belgium typically has mostly hazelnut, which I'm allergic to.
9. Would you rather drink a chai latte, coffee, or chocolate milk? Chocolate milk. Very popular in my country.
10. List three random things you can see from where you're sitting right now that are brown. The couch, the cabinet, and chocolate-covered raspberry cookies.
11. Have you ever had an all-brown dog or cat? Dog yes (but he was more beige, I think), cat no.
12. What was the last thing you ate that was brown? Chocolate pudding.
14. Which of these names do you like best for a chocolate lab: Cocoa, Brownie, Hershey, Chocolate, or Cookie? Do you mean that dog breed? Cookie sounds cute <3 Brownie is not bad either.
16. List three random things you dislike that are brown. Poop (but I think most of people do), buts, and strong alcohols like whiskey (it's brown right?).
17. Which of these words would you say describes you best: chocolate lover, coffee lover, full of đ©, cookie lover, or chocolate lab lover? Coffee lover, but I can't drink coffee anymore due to health reasons.
18. When was the last time you drank hot chocolate? Today at work, right before my shift.
19. Do you like chocolate milk? I do. But again, I prefer Polish one to Belgian one because Polish chocolate milk is less sweet.
20. Which of these cartoon characters do you like best: Yogi Bear, Arthur, Sandy Cheeks (from SpongeBob SquarePants), Dora the Explorer, or Scooby Doo? I only know three of them and I'm gonna go with Scooby Doo.
21. Which of these names do you like best for a girl: Auburn, Hazel, Willow, Oak, or Maple? Hazel. I know someone with this name.
22. List three things you like in nature that are brown. Sand (does it count as brown?), tree branches, some birds.
23. Which of these names do you like best for a dog: Peanut, Walnut, Hazelnut, Willow, or Oakley? Willow, I think.
25. Which of these names do you like best for a boy: Auburn, Hazel, Oak, Oakley, or Willow? Maybe Willow.
26. Have you ever gotten a henna tattoo? Yes, long time before I got the real one.
27. Are you wearing anything brown right now, and if so, what? No, I don't.
28. Do you think you look good in brown? I don't know. Never thought about it, but also, it's not the colour I'd choose to wear anyway, though.
20. Which of these names do you like best for a girl: Harvest, Fawn, Amber, Oakley, or Coco? Amber. I know someone with this name, too.
21. Which of these names do you like best for a cat: Twilight, Harvest, Molasses, Mahogany, or Syrup? Twilight, the rest doesn't appeal to me.
23. Have you ever dressed up as an Indian for Halloween? No, but I don't celebrate Halloween anyway.
24. Have you ever driven a brown car? No. We never had brown cars.
27. Do you prefer pancakes đ„ or waffles đ§? Waffles are a part of my culture, but I prefer these thin pancakes that French people call crĂȘpes.
28. What are three of your favorite things you own that are made of wood? đȘ” Probably the photo frames with photos of my cat, I can't think of anything else.
29. Have you ever taken a woodshop class? đȘ” No, but we had one lesson in school where we made something of wood.
30. Have you ever made your own chocolate fudge? Yeah, together with my dad when I was a child. My dad was making a lot of homemade desserts.
31. Do you know anyone who doesn't like chocolate, and if so, who? Yeah, myself.Â
32. Do you ever get chocolate cravings? No, I don't.
33. Which of these careers sounds the most appealing to you: park ranger, dog walker, fudge maker, woodworker, or safari tour guide? I don't know, honestly. Probably woodworker, but I can't see myself doing that job anyway.
34. Have you ever been on a safari? No, I haven't.
37. Have you ever seen a kangaroo cross the road? đŠ No, they don't exist in wild in my country.
38. Do you think hot chocolate tastes better with marshmallows or without? I never had hot chocolate with marshmallows, but I don't like marshmallows, so my guess is without.
39. Can you see a brown cardboard box from where you're sitting right now? đŠ A lot, to be honest. We have a little online shop and there are boxes all over the house.
42. When was the last time you ate a lunch that came in a brown bag? Never, I think.
44. Have you ever had a friend with the last name Brown? Not literally Brown, but I knew someone named De Bruyne, which means brown in my language.
43. What was the last thing you ate that was chocolate-flavored or had chocolate in it? Pudding, yesterday.
44. Do you like chocolate pie? Never tried it, sounds unusual to me.
45. Do you prefer chocolate cake or white cake? I'm not a big fan of cake.
46. Do you own a fondue fountain? Yes, I do. But we have used it only once.
48. Have you ever dyed your hair brown? No, my hair is brown by nature and I don't like it.
50. Do you own a brown dress? I don't wear dresses.
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