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septembersummer · 3 years

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COLLEGE FRIENDS W BENEFITS OR JUST ANYthing college/uni PLAYBOY GOJO X READER please im starving

hehehe let's go ~

i actually love this prompt so much! playboy/fwb gojo is one of my favs. thanks for the req!

18+ only! minors dni!

wc: 1.4k

desc: gojo satoru is a player, and everyone knows it. maybe he'll get a taste of his own medicine for once~

tags: gojo x reader, college au, fwb au, gojo has a tongue ring, oral s*x, public s*x, possessive gojo, role reversal hehe, gojo is a fkboy, alcohol use

a/n's: pls excuse my typos lmao hope u have fun

You were shocked the day that Satoru Gojo first paid attention to you.

He has many names around campus, and none of them are good. He's a player, a filthy rich boy who's never known the struggles that others go through when trying to survive college.

He needs to write an English paper? Well, that's no big deal; he's got a girlfriend who's an English major, and if she hates him this week-- he'll just hire someone to do it for him! The same goes for probability and statistics, whatever science class he's signed up for (he doesn't remember, it's not like he attends much, anyway), and he can't even be bothered to worry about his electives.

However, there's one girl in his assigned history class that's been catching his eye recently. Most of the girls in here have come and gone (pun intended), but this one's different. You know the answers to the questions, always mumbling them under your breath without ever raising your hand to speak.

Satoru knows this about you, because he pays more attention to you than to anything that's said in the lecture, and he's curious to learn more about you and your mysterious aura. See, he's learning things at university! Just not the things that he's supposed to.

You sit across the room from him, and you never pay attention to him, even though you must be able to feel his attention constantly lingering on you. Your fingers drum on your keyboard quickly, and Satoru finds himself wondering how small they'd look wrapped around his--

He's distracted from his train of thought when a miracle happens. A god's honest miracle.

For the first time in six weeks (he's counted), you turn your gaze to look at him, and you scowl. Your expression only piques his interest more, unbeknownst to you.

That one look must be the reason that you keep bumping into Satoru Gojo, even though you've never intentionally done so. See, you aren't dumb, and you don't want to get involved with a player like him. You've seen the girls that hate Satoru, and all of them have a great reason to do so.

He stood me up on a date, because he was going on another date instead!

He only hooked up with me once, just so I'd write a paper for him! I fucking hate Satoru.

He let me give him head and kicked me out right after, like, who does that?

He tried to have a threesome with me and his roommate--

Maybe the last one isn't so bad, but still. You've heard the rumors, you've seen the shit-show that comes with him, so much so that you could easily quote the words that he says to girls when he kicks them out after he's finished with them.

So, when he bumps into you at a party, your first thought is thanks, but no thanks.

The pretty boy, however, takes your clear dismissal as a challenge. Maybe it's because he's a little drunk, and you're here at his apartment (you don't know that, you were just hanging out with Shoko-- swear!), but Satoru thinks that tonight is the night that he wants to see a whole new side of the shy girl from history 2256.

"Excuse me," you mumble, as Satoru bumps into you, nearly spilling your beer.

He doesn't leave. Instead, he places a hand on the wall that you're standing up against, effectively trapping you against the drywall as he stares down at you.

His eyes are magnificent, ethereal, something that shouldn't belong to a human, but you aren't interested. You've told yourself a thousand times that you aren't interested-- no need to falter now.

"You don't look like a beer girl, wallflower," he hums, leaning over you and licking his lips.

When you see the glint of something that looks like a silver tongue-ring, your resolve falters, though only slightly.

"Who says I'm a wallflower?" You reply, trying not to feel so small standing next to him, but he really is huge.

He knocks on the drywall behind you, "See this? This is a wall, and you're standing against it at a party. Think that makes you a wallflower, according to the book."

Your eyes narrow, "Did you read that book?"

"Do I look like I read that book?"

You take a deep, shuddering breath, and the beer is working its magic. Even though he's saying basically nonsense, the mischievous gleam in his eye is drawing you into him.

Gone is the frat party that you've been watching from a distance. Literally, it's blocked out by his broad shoulders. He's wearing a thrasher hoodie, and goddamnit if he doesn't actually pull it off, despite the fact that you're sure this pampered, rich boy has never been on a skateboard in his life.

"No, you don't look like you've ever read anything," you reply, lowering your voice to a soft murmur.

What happens after that is a blur to you, but you aren't particularly upset about it in hindsight. It didn't take long for him to work his magic, for you to find his arrogant sense of humor a little endearing, and for him to find your openly insulting comebacks to be a cute little challenge for him.

A challenge that he's won.

He can tell that he's won, because you're lying in his bed with your legs spread wide, as he devours you. The party is still raging in the next room, but the only remnant of whatever's happening there that remains in this dark room is the methodic thumping of the music outside trickling into the room as he kisses, sucks, and slurps your pussy until you're mewling, grasping onto his hair for dear life.

Say what you will about the spoiled, filthy rich boy who goes through girls like they're disposables-- he's great at what he does.

"Satoru-- Satoru-- right there, I'm gonna-- nggh, ah--" you mewl, rocking your hips against his pretty lips, feeling his tongue ring slip over your clit, teasing and testing, while he fingers eagerly pump in and out of you.

"Mhm, cum for me, wallflower," he purrs, before giving an especially hard suck to your clit, and you're falling over the edge before you know it.

The room spins, and the only things grounding you are the thumping of the bass outside, and Satoru's hands that keep your thighs spread widely apart for him.

Even with hot cheeks, your resolve hasn't faltered that quickly yet. You sit up, placing your smaller hands overtop of his to pry them off of your thighs. He looks up at you in the darkness with confusion written all over his pretty features.

In response, you ruffle his hair affectionately and wipe your slick off of his glossy, soft lips, before leaning down to press a kiss to them.

"That was great, babe," you purr, "I'll call you next time I want you to do that for me."

"What?" He mumbles with shock written all over his features, as you stand up and fix your pants.

"Oh, did you think I wanted something serious?" You ask, remembering all those girls that have complained to you about Satoru's behavior.

At this point, you could quote him.

So, you do.

"You don't wanna spend the night?" He asks, looking a little frantic and confused, sitting up on the bed now as he watches you.

"Nah," you say, mimicking his tone, "but we'll see each other in class, Monday, right?"

"Our class is Tuesday," he mumbles dejectedly, as you lean over him to press another quick kiss to his lips.

"Ah, I forgot," you reply, caressing his cheek softly, "but I'll definitely call you, mmkay?"

You turn on your heels and head for his bedroom door, not even sparing him a glance as you leave through it and flatten your hair, off to find Shoko and get the fuck out of here.

Little did you know, trying to outdo Satoru in his own game would only lead you to trouble.

Which is why the next time he sees you, the two of you only have to exchange one heated glance before you're excusing yourself to the bathroom in the middle of the lecture, and Satoru's following right behind you.

The kind of trouble where every Tuesday at 10:15am, you find yourself bent over the sink in the girl's bathroom, as Satoru fucks into you roughly and reminds you that he's the only one that gets to see you like this.

And you like trouble, so you smirk and meet his eyes in the mirror, murmuring, "Ha, no way."

He only fucks you harder after.

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soleilnomoon · 2 years

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*lets herself in* the door was unlocked. —Anyway!!— I want to request an arranged marriage/contract marriage AU where Character A has a deep dark secret that Y/N knows and she uses it to her advantage not that she needs to since Character A is also into the arrangement for their own benefit. For fandom how about 🤔 Aki from Chainsaw Man. Or like in the words of a great philosopher named Miss once said: you can flip it turn it and reverse it. Whatever suits you. Xx fall in love 💋

ily so much 💋 thank u for being patient w. my slow slow writing; i had to cut myself off bc this was gonna get long, u already know what time it is w. me ૮₍ ˶•⤙•˶ ₎ა

3k, fem reader, sfw - but it's suggestive, 18+ mdni, a lil angsty; arranged marriage/contract marriage au; aki is a brat, we all know this - and ofc y/n doesn't know when to shut up. this might be a series who knows... note: decided to make this a short series called "all the devils are here" so this will be chapter 01: occlude. index | next ⤹

as the matriarch, his grandmother often told him that the key to succeeding in a family like theirs — one that is rife with blackmail, blood money, and barely tolerable relatives — is to always be several steps ahead; to have a plan with a backup plan, and a backup plan for that backup plan. hayakawa aki is well versed in the art of planning; he learned the skill early on in his childhood, finding it absolutely necessary in order to navigate the treachery of his large family. there were several smaller branch families, but they do not have the reach and power that the main family has — which is just as well, there’s no need for that many people to have influence around the country.

with their hands tied heavily in finance — both in the public and private sectors — over the past decade or so, they’ve made their move into politics. an inevitable choice, as they have enough members in their family to make their vision a reality. as the eldest of his parents’ children, it’s been decided that aki is to marry within the following year — to continue the family name, to further their legacy as much as he can. it’s awfully archaic and terribly trite, so naturally he’s against it from the very beginning.

“i don’t see the point,” he says one morning, sipping coffee — the kitchen spacious and cold, with a minimalist design. it’s located in the main house on his family’s absurd and expansive estate. “marriage, that is. i’m too young.” he isn’t; he’s at the age where it’s time, but aki doesn’t care for following any path that doesn’t make sense to him — especially when it means his movements will be heavily monitored, possibly even dictated for him.

his father remains quiet, his lack of input is why aki is precisely in the situation he’s in now. his mother, on the other hand, leans against the kitchen island, a well-rehearsed sigh drifting from her lips. “not this again,” she says wearily, as if the very thought of entertaining this conversation is a troubling matter for her — which isn’t too far from the truth. “we’ve already signed the paperwork, what’s done is done.” she leaves little room for argument, and aki doesn’t press her. his dark eyes land on hers critically, but he just sips the rest of his coffee and contemplates his next course of action.

where aki absolutely detests the idea of being tied down, you’re more than happy; it actually happens accidentally, or, it appears that way. your older sister’s sudden disappearance pushes you to the forefront, making you the next in line to carry the torch for your family.

you’ve seen him before, he’s well-known not just because of his family name, but because he’s notorious for having short-lived relationships with people from equally powerful families. he barely shows affection, can seem entirely closed-off, uncaring, even. it was as if they were accessories to whatever outfit he was wearing whenever they went out; the true definition of doing things for appearances.

you know more about him than necessary, and, sure, maybe you have a tiny crush — he is handsome, after all — but you know better than to believe there’s any possibility of reciprocation. not when there are other people of higher social standing around for his choosing.

“i am so, so sorry,” your father repeats, head hanging as he tries his best to placate mr. and mrs. hayakawa. they’re sitting stiffly on the sofa, backs straight, their tea untouched on the coffee table before them. your mother clears her throat which only prompts your father to apologize again. you’re not meant to really be seen — the hayakawas aren’t too pleased that the bride they chose for their eldest son is nowhere to be found. the son in question leans against the wall, hands in pockets as he surveys the room before him.

it’s gauche, not to his liking, but much more authentic than his parents’ home; maybe that’s what compels him to cut his mother off before she opens her mouth to lash out at your parents.

“her,” aki says in a crisp voice, one that commands your attention almost immediately. you blink slowly, unsure if he meant to say that or not.

“her?” his mother asks, voice shrill, appalled at her son’s brashness.

“mhm.” aki moves off of the wall, his long legs carrying him over to you fairly quickly. you’re not sure what to do, so you just smile nervously, hoping this isn’t some big joke or ploy somehow. he looks you over, eyes trailing down your body, and while you’re sure it’s meant to be just a general assessment, you can’t help but feel like you’re a slab of meat and he’s the butcher. it should frighten you, really it should; but it doesn’t, and that’s a chilling thought.

moistening your lips with your tongue, you decide that enough is enough; your parents don’t need to continue shouldering a blame that isn’t their fault — not entirely, anyway.

“you’ll do,” he says after a moment, nodding to himself and swiveling on his heels. “we’ll send movers to drop by in the afternoon.”

it’s brilliant, really; he couldn’t have planned it better himself. he’d fully intended on just attending this makeshift meeting for appearances, but when he saw the way his parents were wholly uninterested in hearing your parents’ side, it just… bothered him. so, as a bit of a fuck you to his grandmother and his parents, he opted to choose you, instead. his mother’s face was priceless — his lips curl upwards as he hides his mirth behind a closed fist and a cough.

you can’t believe it’s happening; he chose you, and while you’re not sure of his exact reasoning, this works in your favor.

“o-okay,” you say quietly, nodding, unable to find fault with his words. it’s better this way, for things to move quickly, rather for them to drag out. that’s what happened to your sister; she had too much time to think and found a way to escape her fate. you’re not the dream-chasing sort, you want to live a relatively normal life as best as you can — and aki doesn’t seem like the kind to impose impossible expectations on his spouse, or, that’s what you’re telling yourself as you look at his retreating form. as usual, he’s in all black attire; you’ve noticed that about him, that he refuses color for some reason — and if there is another color, it’s as an accent, nothing more.

you want to ask him why he dresses that way; you want to ask him why he looks as if he’s fed up with the world and also bored with life itself; you also want to ask if he really actually wants to marry you, or if he’s just using you. the thought gives you pause; if he finds you unuseful, will he call off the engagement? you didn’t intend on dredging up secrets, of unburying skeletons and revealing truths, but you will if you have to. it just so happens that you have one that will ensure that aki follows through on this marriage one way or another.

the movers come promptly at four; there are things you leave behind, but it doesn’t matter, your mother assures you that your fiancé can buy you more. you want to tell her that that’s not the point, but you don’t bother. after a short goodbye — since aki also sent a drive to come get you as well — you make the long drive to the hayakawa estate, your nerves getting the best of you as you fidget with the sleeve of your thin cardigan. everything will be fine, you remind yourself, albeit nervously, what’s the worst that can happen?

and, naturally, you imagine the worst; aki kicking you out on your ass, paparazzi capturing every embarrassing moment, your sister appearing at the final minute to show that she was also in on it. it’s all very cruel, and you can’t help but close your eyes and press your lips together firmly, willing those images to go away. your sister would never do that, you know she wouldn’t; but a part of you can’t help but wonder. she didn’t say much before leaving, if anything it felt like a normal morning, but she was definitely a little off — you couldn’t put your finger on it, but you knew instinctively that something was going to happen.

the hayakawa estate is formidable, the manor even more so; from the weathered brick, to the winding driveway, to the neatly trimmed hedges and manicured lawns; there’s a fountain — three, actually — with a statue of sorts, the water pouring out at an impressive rate, making a perfect arch, stray droplets splashing off to the side.

this is what they do with their money, you muse before exiting the car, stretching and yawning softly. you remember to keep your movements delicate and demure, to appear every bit the well-mannered, capable bride-to-be that your mother desperately sculpted you into — even though you are far from it. but they hayakawas don’t need to know that; all they need to see is how compliant you are, and then you’ll have the luxury of living the life you’ve wanted. away from your parents, away from their expectations, petty comments, and harsh critiques. your sister also wanted to get away, she just chose a more extreme option than you did.

you’d rather have things easy, with minimal stress and even less drama.

they escort you to the main living room, the cushions on the plush sofa softer than you original thought they’d be. you sink into the seat comfortably before aki enters the room, his eyes glued to his cellphone, lithe fingers flying across the screen as he types out a long text. he barely looks at you before he sits down on the armchair adjacent to you. a long stretch of silence passes between you, minutes feel like hours and you clasp your hands together in front of you, laying them neatly on your lap as you wait for him to say something.

it seems, though, that your fiancé is determined to make this as difficult as possible, which pisses you off a little. clenching your jaw, you try another tactic — clear your throat gently, appear every bit as cordial and sweet as you need to be, and smile at him.

“um, i don’t think we’ve actually been properly introduced,” your face flushes as you speak; you realize you’re out of your element dealing with him. he glances up at you, just briefly, before casting his eyes lower and focusing on his phone again.

“it’s not important,” he says at last, words laced with boredom.

you stare at him, mouth parted, your thoughts racing as you try to calm yourself. it won’t do for you to get upset; if you do then he’ll have the upper hand and he might terminate the engagement before the day is over. you can’t have that. so you switch tactics.

with your voice lowered, you fix him with a cool stare. “i know your secret,” you say confidently, head tilted as you take in the slight shift in his expression — his eyebrows lift just so, mouth twitching at the corners, eyes settling on you again except this time he really looks at you. his stare is intense, scrutinizing, but there’s also a faint flicker of amusement.

“is that so?” he leans forward, making you tense immediately. “well, go on, what’s this secret of mine? if it’s about zoe, that’s been debunked as a drunk rumor on her part.” she was obsessed with him and liked to tell people that he left her at the altar, even though he’s never even been remotely close to dating her.

he’s calling your bluff, and doubts you know anything concrete. you don’t like that he isn’t taking you seriously, so you inhale deeply before speaking again.

“it’s about my sister.” the subsequent silence that descends upon the room is thick enough to choke you both. aki narrows his eyes at you, the brief moment where he eased up has vanished completely; something about the way he’s looking at you makes you squirm in your seat. you’re not sure if it’s because he actually makes you nervous or because you know that you’re not really nervous or afraid of him at all.

a harrowing truth that you will fight tooth and nail to keep hidden.

“go on,” he says gruffly, annoyance evident in his hawkish gaze, thick eyebrows sloping downward as if he’s finally seeing you for the first time — the real you. if you weren’t so intent on putting yourself on equal footing with him, you’d get lost in the elegant shape of his mouth, the sharpness of his jaw, the curled lashes that frame his eyes. even more devastating in person, you may have underestimated your attraction to him. still, you’ll persevere and see this through.

swallowing hard, you remind yourself to be brave, and continue. “you…”

he lets out a ragged breath, clicking his tongue in a dismissive manner as he goes back to his phone. “you’re boring me,” he says blithely, which propels you to blurt out the remainder of the secret.

“you helped sneak her out of the country so she wouldn’t have to marry you.” you’re not too sure why he did it, but you have a few running theories.

aki puts his phone down on the short coffee table and stands up — he towers over you even as he leans down, his face a few inches away from yours. “now that’s a very interesting secret you’ve found out.” he’s impressed, actually. no one else knows — save for one other — and he didn’t peg you as the type to snoop around. your sister said as much to him, that you wouldn’t suspect a thing. it’s laughable to him, the idea that he’d get caught that quickly.

“i won’t tell anyone,” you say in a rush, the words tripping over your tongue, breath still as his lips curve upwards and tug into a sly smile. “i promise.” your voice grows quiet, which is wholly unlike you; you’re normally much more interactive, but you know if you don’t follow the script you’ve been fed, you’ll end up back home. you can’t let that happen.

“oh, i know you won’t,” his amusement returns as his large hand grabs onto your forearm, “you’ve got too much to lose.” aki yanks you up to your feet, a small squeal coming out of your mouth at his touch — you didn’t expect him to be this handsy so early on; he’s normally much more reserved, choosing not to embrace others in public. you suppose behind closed doors it’s much different for him.

“wh-what do you mean?” you look around to make sure no one else is around, voice a harsh whisper as you step closer to him. “don’t you care that i know?” you want to lay down your terms, that you require him to follow through on the marriage or else you’ll tell everyone about his involvement in your sister’s disappearance.

part of the reason why he left your house so quickly was because of one simple thing: he couldn’t bear to look at you for longer than a few seconds. it’s bizarre, unheard of, and absolutely maddening. your sister is exceptionally beautiful, there’s no doubt about that — but there’s a frigidity to her that couldn’t be thawed no matter what; besides, it was expected of both of them to marry. according to his mother, they complement each other so well. but you… you’re so much different, a wild card that was thrown into the game at the last minute. his mother was beside herself, fuming at his decision — he was so very grateful that you offered little resistance to his hasty proposal (if you can call it that).

and now here you are, showing off your teeth; it seems he made a good choice after all.

while you feign innocent, stifle your personality to suit the needs of others, and act demure, he sees right through that. he’s known from the moment he visited your house, when he officially met your parents the first time to discuss the arrangement between him and your sister. she was flighty, irritable, with terrible opinions; you did your best to blend in, to not be seen or heard in the presence of outsiders unless your parents or sister called for you. he found it odd at first, but the more he watched you, the more he understood. just like him, you’re careful, observant, and determined. there’s a small fire inside of you — he knows there is — one that he hopes will burn brightly and fiercely in the near future. that level of unbridled chaos should be cultivated in the right environment; by choosing you, he threw everyone for a loop and now they don’t know what to say or do with him.

it’s perfect. and because you’re so damn stubborn, you’ll play the part you were chosen to play without issue.

if that’s not beauty, he doesn’t know what is.

“no,” he says at last, tugging on your arm so you’ll follow him out of the room, “i don’t care, because i know you won’t tell.” he pauses in his gait and pushes you against the wall, caging you and crowding your space with ease. you try your best to not look affected, but you can’t, it’s much too late for that. aki is displaying an aspect of his personality that you didn’t expect to see. it’s exciting in a way you don’t quite understand just yet.

“don’t worry, i still plan on marrying you. your confession just makes things easier.” his mouth grazes the curve of your ear as he whispers the last bit to you; a shiver travels through your body, your heart beating tirelessly in your chest, making it hard to breathe.

a smirk graces his lips before he gives you space and leaves you to your thoughts. a thought crosses his mind, making him stop and look over his shoulder at you, saying darkly, “i look forward to a happy union between us, y/n. don’t disappoint me.”

#it is done; it took me forever but it's finally here #fic request #chainsaw man imagine #csm imagine #csm x reader #csm x y/n #hayakawa aki #hayakawa aki x reader #hayakawa aki x y/n #aki x reader #aki x y/n #csm fic #chainsaw man #series: all the devils are here

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zirkkun · 2 years

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For the ut-polyship blog/thing, I know u said it focuses on Ink a lot now, but will it still focus on Classic Sans & Lust? I love me Classic a lot, esp. how u write him, & I was enjoying the stuff w/ him so far on that blog. As for Lust, well, I love Lust, & I love how u write him (ur'e 1 of the best for Lust content/stuff). Don't get me wrong, I love Ink a lot, but I love Classic more, I will admit this, & I have grown to really like Lust bc of u (& Goldie, Nurse!Lust, Daddy Lust, VanGold's).

There's a few branching stories and they can be read totally separately! Fair warning that some of the fics are 18+ though so I will not link them here.

The fic that will have Sans and Lust in it is "Friends with 'Educational' Benefits," (18+) and is a kind of messy love triangle... which, if you could guess based on the AU name, becomes a poly relationship 😂

There will also be "Cherri" when I get around to writing it, which will be an alternate timeline of sorts connected to Ink's storyline. It'll focus on Ink, Lust, Sans, and the human all learning how to be a family together, and will technically be a sequel to FWEB.

If you didn't wanna read anything with Ink in it, honestly you can totally just ignore his stories altogether and still read parts of the PSAU. Basically, it's just supposed to be an alternate multiverse of sorts. There's also a story that will heavily focus on the human and Sans before FWEB, too!

But thank you so much for your compliments!! Im glad you like how I write Lust 💖 He's such a good lad and I think people give him such a bad rep just for being slutty like c'mon someone can be a nice person and also enjoy sex, why y'all gotta do my boy dirty like this

#zircon answers #chatxkilluaxnoir #oops i wrote too much #polyship au #suggestive #psau answer

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ibelonginthepast · 3 years

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okay I need your klance fic recs(i feel like you have really good taste)(i mean your icon is literally THE keith of course you have god tier taste)

okay so the thing is.. that when i say am kinda messed up and disgusting sometimes... and becoming a madwoman... am not over exaggerating or saying it in a funky way.. i actually am getting like that .. and that's how i got into the klance fandom initially. i project through lance and read really langsty fics.. and they are messed messed with like violent nsfw, gore, horror, serious mental health issues etc? so if u want those... i'll only send them if u want?

yeah tho i entered with this thingy that klance is gonna be like my guilty pleasure or some shit but them i inevitably fell in love with some GORGEOUS fanfictions out there and KEITH KOGANE in all shapes sizes genders and ages so lol...

but they aren't flowery. that's just not my taste. Some of them might be "problematic"? it's in quotes because i don't agree with it. it's not going to be problematic in plain ignorant sense like racial issues or blatant sexism or mental abuse.... but they might have like stuff which people dont always agree with like drugs. most of them would have nsfw it's just something that i need to have for feels and that's why i asked if u minded it. some things are like more subjective,, characterizations for example, cause like some people dont think keith is a skirt guy cause he isnt in fashion but i think he is petty and rebellious so he will defo do that? some of them would have like physical fights and stuff.. or keith and lance being mean to each other.. some ugly habits which aren't necessarily condemned like anger or drugs.? but with how i see it, it's not glorified, so i see them as human. i love the raw and ugly in these or idk its just human to me (but some people dont like which is completely valid cause we are all different from different environments and think different and resonate with different stuff.)

wait addition: i think some of them will have sexist themes? which i have complained about a lot before. i dont know why authors feel the need to somehow put women down to show how a mlm relationship without any women is superior or some shit it's annoying as fuck i hate it. i dont think i would have any especially sexist fics here, but there might be some with lowkey themes and bad handling of those issues. some of them mau have that subtext of disgusting heteronormative standards, but in subtext uk like bottom lance having a small waist and being giggly and all in contrast to big bulk keith.

here are some that i had bookmarked... but i may remember some more and then send them to u and or add them here...

a heads up.. i dont remember all of them very well. its been a while and i read fanfictions A LOT so yeah.. incase one slips up here which isnt very good am sorry dont judge me

the bold ones are the ones u should really check out if our taste is similar.

to begin with plain f l u f f,, my first klance bookmark was How Could I Say No? by Padfoots_Pawprint. tws for violence, bullying, injury BUT it's not actually gory or something like that it's just keith being keith and getting hurt and lance helping my boi like he should. it made me feeeeeeeel ksksk

this was one that kinda really touched me,, Wasted youth, Cryptids, and Waterboys by Baea THIS HAS EXPLICIT NSFW in it, the first chapter kicks off with it.. its a good fuck buddies to lovers in my opinion.. i love the writing style, the choice of how it's just a couple entries of random days in their lives. i love keith's characterization.. he is a hobo and a conspiracy nerd.. i love how down for him lance is, very dedicated. i love their growth.. i love how they help each other grow,, and it's so like real and usual day to day and human and down to earth idk how else to express it. this is INCOMPLETE. it's 12 chapters and discontinued as of now,, but it's not a deadly cliffhanger

similar in style and approach to the above. tho i think here is where it gets dubious. Easy, Tiger. by @/WhatTheBodyGraspsNot ... this is INCOMPLETE too and as of now discontinued. this has that sorta murky vibe with it's drug usage, them being teenagers in school and engaging in stuff like this, bad boy keith and all. this has nsfw too. i just remember really liking it and its very raw and unfiltered. tho it's incomplete it's not an open ending for now.

okay so i am restarting this but am upset as fuck that it all got deleted so i am gonna be lazy and not put as much effort as i did.

i have also Crowd Pleaser bookmarked by the same author,, this one's complete and it has some serious issues around gaslighting if i remember correctly... i really liked it then. keith is literally an angel here, i want to kidnap him and marry him literally. the s h w ee t e s t shit ,, and i like how lance gives him all the support and space to get his shit together

Drummer boy by klancekorner,, i think it's similar to the prev one, but lance's pov(which is what i prefer ngl). this authors fanfics are all just wholesome. i had put links to all their fics before, but imma now just say that u should go and check all their fics out. i have them all bookmarked, i must have seen something in them (can't remember what now tho and i cant be bothered to skim through them like last time *rolls eyes*)

War of hearts? idk why honestly, just ik keira has made me gay, and lesbian rejection angst? garrison? yes :) it's incomplete, conveniently left at the point where lance's heart is broken lol

Fuck buddies with benefits. THE NAME IS BAD I KNOW but i just love the idea of a dedicated mess of a keith and lance taking care of him. that's it that's the fic if i remember correctly. oh wait yeah u might think keith is not treating lance right, but i think it's fine if lance is treated a bit stupid. this is a bit too sex driven tho i dont like it but just SLEEPDEPRIVED KEITH TO TAKE CARE OF IMMA SIGN UP (ik this maybe coming off toxic but lol look at me)

Rambling: THIS WAS ME.

Last Defense: TW SUICIDE this is literally the langst i have for canon lance

I want something else: bad boy keith can break my limbs and cut my face and i will thank him

A thank you would be nice: keira damn

game-set-match: b a d b o y

I swear to go the devil made me do it: my typically fav trop, hardcore pining lance, literally perfect angsty keith. very similar to the top ones ig? idk also this one is one of my comparatively recent sane bookmarks so that's something. it starts off weird, u think it gon be subtly sexist but it turns out better so hold on

you've got me locked up: i think it's delinquent keith,, its floofy

Dad lance and tattoo artist keith: the name says it

damn while going through my bookmarks i realized that there are a lot of things i never bookmarked? i am pretty sure i loved a lot of long fanfictions, flower shop aus and tattoo artists shit wtf-

wait here's one, it's not complete: Blood jumps in the sun: it's very heavy has a lot of growth and kinda wholesome,, tags and summary will give u an idea what u getting in.

The lessons we learned: can't remember much other than florist keith, sad keith, smart keith, really long, pining

damn i think i have a lot of happy ones i didn't bookmark cause my brain was like u dont deserve the serotonin :( i'll add if i have more)

some actually angsty, detailed nsfw and messy (according to the way u interpret these) ones... lemoninagin.. they have some very detailed and explicit nsfw stuff but i am not there for it. some of it has the kind of angst i like? an actual one that i love and they recently posted and the reason am putting them here is infinitesimal. best friends to lovers and tho usually it's not my cup of tea.. it's a character study, an interpretation of klance in a modern world i dare say,, which is very similar to mine. the thing about them is that i like their characterization a lot, and in no love in this, i like what kind of background stories they give to klance in their aus. i haven't read many by them, so if u want u can check them out.

i just realized i have put some lowkey sad/fucked fics here... i did remove 5 rn... i hope its all good damn why am i doing this i feel like am putting myself naked out there when i recommend my favs

#dont reblog

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aliferous-ly · 5 years

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Yayyyy Logan's birthday and also the busiest time of the year for me so I'm posting this for him (n giving him smth else but not posting bc y'all won't care about it lolz)

@rose-gold-roman

headcanon!!! bullet points !!!! we love that

anyway have some uhhhhh logince Cafe au

Slow burn style :3

Ok so Roman worked at Starbucks and he literally hated it. yes there were some good benefits but he considers their coffee spawn of Satan and therefore no longer works there and Instead works at a cute lil cafe

He makes the Best Coffee in the world some say he's magic

(is he?? that's up for u to decide)

Logan , tbh, doesn't love coffee that much. But Patton shows him this "absolutely adorable hole in the wall" and he loves the coffee creation he receives n falls in love with it

meanwhile Roman is leaning over the counter, just about swooning as this cute guy in a beanie gains this expression of utter delight merely from smelling his coffee

Emile: Roman u gotta work ik he's cute but there's other costumers

Roman: did u see the way he smiled?? did the sun get dimmer or is he just that bright???

So Logan's like well, it's closer than other cafes, the prices are better than Starbucks and also the coffee is better. They also make a killer hot chocolate too, and some teas, too

Roman's productivity levels go down exponentially whenever Logan walks in

While Roman is hyperaware of literally everything Logan does, Logan hasnt really noticed him past the initial "oh no he's hot don't mess up your order don't mess up your order don't mess up your order" mainly because Roman hasn't been doing the actual transaction bc he's so busy yknow, making the coffee

How often do u notice the person making it vs the person taking ur money? it's like that

HOWEVER Logan's good friend and also cousin Remy (moment of silence for Logan's childhood and also my new favorite cousin trope ever ) one day goes "HEY so my boy Virgil is in crew for Peter Pan and I think you'd enjoy it a lot and also this isn't an option ur going"

And Logan's like well, guess I'm going to the school play, cool

Our favorite drama nerd -- wait, Virgil. clarification, our favorite drama cast member is, surprise surprise, Peter Pan.

And the moment he gets on stage Logan is enraptured

The charisma, the crooked smiles, the way his eyes light up when he speaks ... Logan's gone.

Every so often Remy glances at him and cackles but Logan doesn't hear he's too caught up in the show

So the next time Logan goes in to get coffee he's blessed with some emotional whiplash because he can't tell Roman he saw him in Peter Pan without it being Weird because Roman is a principal cast member, he probably has tons of friends and dates, all of whom are better than Logan, so he keeps quiet

Meanwhile Roman Saw Logan in the audience and is like. waiting for him to say something maybe ? or maybe Logan didn't see him in the back, or recognize him w/o all the stage makeup on

Roman has to do the transaction, too, so cue two incredibly awkward college kids who know the other knows something but doesn't know the other knows something. essentially.

And everything goes back to the way it was

But now !!! Logan Notices ™️

So instead he drinks his weight in a drink he never particularly liked in the first place to spent more time around Roman who's really really pretty, holy shi

And Logan highkey wants to talk to him but talking to someone, esp when u have an infatuation with them (as Logan calls it) during their work hours when they can't say no or get away: big red flag. big no no

While Roman is too embarrassed to say anything and also he's been basically staring at Logan since day one and that's super creepy right

Emile: ur not like. using the good cream. for logan. when he never upgrades. are you???

Roman: nnnnnnnno never

Emile: bcos that's a whole fifty cents per drink hmmmm? :3c

Roman, sliding a five into the tip jar: I don't know what ur saying

So new semester starts right. And Roman n Logan end up in the same theater studies class. They sit next to each other bcos """"they don't know anyone else in the class""" (can u see the universe working to get these two morons together) (AKA me)

And Roman hears Logan mutter sassy comments under his breath and just snOrTs and Logan looks so surprised bcos normally nobody hears and/or cares enough to respond

So ofc Logan makes more of em just to hear Roman's laugh and they become like, partners in Arms in this class

Roman helps Logan thru the actual presentation aspects of the class while Roman learns from Logan going OFF with analysis

Logan: and honestly this probably doesn't matter but she speaks solely in simple sentences while he speaks in compound/complex/compound-complex which means she is more childlike and straightforward while he thinks too much

Roman, staring into his eyes and the absolutely hot expression he gets when concentrating: fascinating

Now at the coffee shop whenever Logan gets a to-go cup Roman writes something sassy on it

Cue the nicknames

S o . Many. Nicknames

And I want to post this now but I'm not done yet so TO BE CONTINUED

#hey logan i didnt forget i just have so many things going on i literally had 15 min today to do smth and maybe between classes and i should #im soso sorry im so busy i feel awful #but have this lil bullet point thing !!! its not much n i wrote it today but i have so so many things half begun that i ran out of time to #finish #kbye #love u #logince #me forgetting about patton in this iteration? more likely than u think #oops #<3

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mayuuunaise · 6 years

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shokugeki no circus

i just finished watching the greatest showman and u bet ur ass i'm going to write a circus au bc canon shokugeki will Never satisfy me fite me

Ringmaster Erina who inherited the Tootsuki Big Top!! The first ever circus act in Japan!! Erina is far too young for the usual ringmaster job, but after her father basically got himself kicked out from almost bankrupting the circus, erina had to step up. Being young as she is has caused a lot of their acts to quit, but w the help of her partner hisako, they've slowly but surely started to build back the rep of tootsuki and their own little family of misfits

Trapeze artist twins Isami and Takumi!! Though they normally perform together, swinging double trapeze or with isami as catcher and takumi as the flyer, takumi often gets more solo stages than isami. Illegal immigrants who have come to japan to learn more about their missing father, they run to the circus where they hear every troublemaker is welcome. Originally knowing very little japanese, the brothers stuck to themselves, intimidating but fascinating most of the other acts. Isami honestly hates flying solo and prefers ground stunts if he has to with alice, but otherwise the twins work together or not at all. They originally Hated the formfitting costumes alice stuck them in but takumi admits that it has its benefits when he sashays across the circus grounds and hears the frustrated shouts of the new escape artist as ryouko dumps him into cold water after failing to beat his time.

Escape artist souma?? A legacy from the prev generation, souma is a magician who specializes in escape and disappearances. A momma's boy who joined the circus after his mother's death in order to find more about the father he never really got to know, former master magician of the tootsuki circus. Caused quite the ruckus when he stormed in one show declaring himself the son of joichiro and demanding that he be given a spot in the show. One of the newest additions to erina's little band of misfits and obviously less experienced than most but makes up for it w raw talent and sheer determination. He's determined to make it into the big leagues in an attempt to show up his father but is always getting distracted by the blonde twin flying up in the air.

Knife juggler hayama!! Former street rats along w fire eater kurokiba vnagsksv they used to do tricks in the street before getting picked up by alice who semi-forced them to join the circus, telling them their talents are wasted in the streets. It's unknown how long the two have known each other, but they're thick as thieves. Which is probably bc they /were/ thieves before alice picked them up. Hayama prefers the term con artist as he thinks being labeled thieves leaves a bad taste in the mouth. Alice tells them they could be good magicians if they trained enough but kurokiba actually likes the theatrics that comes w fire eating and hayama prefers letting others know that he Could cut others up fairly easily so they should always sleep w one eye open if they piss him off.

Alice is the Big Top's star acrobat!! She's been doing mostly floor work ever since the Aldinis showed up to their merry little circus (two people up on that trapeze are far more spectacular than just one after all), but that doesn't change the fact that all eyes would be on her once ringmaster erina calls her to the stage. She thrives!! Off of the attention!! But is willing to share the spotlight, mostly bc she's just /that/ confident and self assured that people like her better lol. She taught the Aldinis everything they know about being flying acrobats, having seen their potential after running away from hayama's flying knives having pissed him off when they first met lol

Animal trainers megumi and yuki!! Megumi takes care of most of the animals in the circus, but yoshino is mostly the performer. The lions and tigers are in love with megumi tho and will only do the more complicated tricks when the ringmaster could convince her to step on stage. Yoshino used to work in a farm in the countryside and went to the city to try and find some work, ending up in a circus after she became fascinated with the animals doing all sorts of tricks. Megumi's mother was originally part of the circus as well, an animal trainer like her daughter, but due to poor health has since retired and passed the reins to her daughter. Yoshino likes the bigger animals more like the elephants and the horses, and Megumi takes care of the Big Cats. People don't understand how Megumi can be afraid of her own shadow but shows No Fear putting her head inside a lion's mouth to inspect for cavities.

Ryouko inherited the title of master magician from isshiki after he got into an accident!! She's still a little green and rough around the edges but isshiki believes in her talent wholeheartedly and trains her to the best of his abilities. Ibusaki acts as her Lovely Assistant even when Ryouko believes he's more suited to the role of magician, having far faster hands than her and a natural talent for misdirection. But ibusaki can't be bothered w the theatrics that come so naturally w ryouko so hands it off to her, happy to assist and be as inconspicuous as possible when he can.

Hisako and marui work behind the scenes mostly, working finance and marketing and logistics and practically every other boring but important thing that needs to be done to keep the tent upright. they're so Done w everyone it's a goddamn miracle they haven't quit yet. Hisako has been w erina since they were babies so that was practically a No Brainer, hisako Would Never Abandon her, but people are still quite confused why marui insists on staying when he's just So Tired all the time. Souma has started a betting pool on it but everyone just unanimously bet it was bc yoshino keeps getting into messes and he has to clean it up for her being Childhood Friends TM.

#shokugeki no souma #shokugeki no soma #circus au #nakiri erina #takumi aldini #isami aldini #yukihira souma #they're so many i'm not tagging them anymore cries #imagining this au is so fun!!!#shokugeki no circus

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actuallylorelaigilmore · 7 years

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A - Z (Fandom ‘Come At Me, Friend’ Meme)

WELL THEN *cracks knuckles* HERE WE GO

(all 26 letters behind a cut bc this is very long)

A - Your current OTP(s)/OT3(s)/OTX(s)

As of this hour, my top OTPs are Penelope/Schneider from ODAAT and Joyce/Hopper from Stranger Things. But I have endless numbers of them, even within each fandom.

B - A pairing you initially didn’t consider but someone changed your mind

Jean/Alice from TDBM.

C - A ship you have never liked and probably never will (be nice)

Um…hmm. I’m such a multishipper, I don’t spend a lot of time thinking about my NOTPs. I’ve never been onboard the Keens from The Blacklist, though. Not even a little. I only enjoyed Tom in his original villainous state.

D - A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t (again: be nice)

A couple of my spouse’s faves, I really wish I liked too, especially Sam/Josh and Mal/Simon. I don’t like one of the characters in each very much, so I’ve never been able to get into them–even though I understand them, and have had fun writing them…I just don’t love them too.

E - Have you added anything cracky/hilarious to your fandom, if so, what

Yeah, mostly graphics, though. I don’t think I’ve ever written crackfic. I did New York Times Minus Content edits for TDBM, a ton of those. Also Sext Message Error sets for Lizzington and for Josh/Donna. And Welcome To Nightvale sets for iZombie and Lizzington. And OTP Bot sets for Lizzington.

And this isn’t EXACTLY crack, but my original tumblr claim to fame was this Hamilton/TWW crossover that got reblogged by Lin himself.

F - What’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom

Mm, the first time I actively joined a fandom was Buffy, and I was about 14 when that started for me…so as of this year I’ll have been in that fandom for 20 years! But I’ve been a fangirl literally my whole life, I just didn’t really join fandoms before the internet, and I started using the internet more in junior high and HS.

G - Do you remember your first OTP, if so who was in it

Lou/Joey from Brotherly Love, or Claire/Trevor from Cupid (original run), or Dharma and Greg, or Allison/Wade from CryBaby, or Idgie/Ruth from Fried Green Tomatoes. I was a shipping prodigy, and the couples I was obsessed with as a literal child blur together a bit in the timeline, so I’m not completely sure which came first.

H - What is your favorite source text for fandom stuff (e.g., tv shows, movies, books, anime, Western animation, etc.)

TV shows.

I - Has tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why

The Aaron Tveit fandom made me uncomfortable watching BrainDead before I even had the chance to decide if I liked it or not. Most fandoms I love, though. I prefer to ignore the drama and focus on the people I actually like.

J - Name a fandom you didn’t care/think about until you saw it all over tumblr

SO MANY. Parks and Rec, TDBM, Stranger Things…a significant portion of my watchlist comes from this hellsite by now–I have friends with good taste.

K -Say something nice about someone in any of your fandoms

@mossdonnatella is in a lot of my fandoms. She is a much better fic writer than she thinks she is!!

L - Say something genuinely nice about a character who isn’t one of your faves (chars you’re neutral on are fair game, as are chars you dislike)

I really ended up disliking Jacob a lot, on Grace and Frankie. But I will say that in the beginning he is very respectful of Frankie’s boundaries and tries to be patient with her, and I did like that.

M - Say something genuinely nice about a ship that you don’t ship (or its shippers, or anything related to you)

I don’t actively ship Jancy on Stranger Things after seeing S1 (I don’t really ship Steve/Nancy either, though…I think I mostly just ship Nancy x happiness) but the moment when her mom knocks on her bedroom door and they reach for each others’ hands instinctively? That is a damn fine understated sweet connection moment and I really enjoyed and believed it.

N - Name three things you wish you saw more or in your main fandom (or a fandom of choice)

Okay since a lot of my top fandoms are for shows that ended a long time ago, I’m going with One Day At A Time. In fic or in canon, I want to see a lot more of Schneider being Penelope’s BFF and her confidant. I want more serious!Schneider moments bc it turns out the actor rocks at them, and I want to see Pen really get to move on from Victor as her kids get older, I want real confirmation that she’s finally past any possibility of reconciliation with him bc she deserves SO MUCH BETTER.

O - Choose a song at random, which ship or character does it remind you of

Randomizing my music gave me “Quiet” by MiLCK feat. GW Sirens and Capital Blend.

Sample lyrics:

Cuz no one knows me, no one ever willIf I don’t say something, take that dry blue pillThey may see a monster, they may run awayBut I have to do thisI can’t keep quiet, no A one woman riot

Despite the mature meaning behind the lyrics, and probably because I’m watching Stranger Things right now, it reminds me of Eleven, the tiny badass fighting her way to freedom.

P - Invent a random AU for any fandom (we always need more ideas)

Alright, I’m gonna invent one right off the top of my head right here and now since you asked. Um… a One Day At A Time AU in which Penelope meets Schneider not as her landlord but as a patient, once she becomes an NP. Doctor/patient “okay if you won’t stop asking me out then get a new doctor so I can say yes” fluff ensues.

Q - A ship you’ve abandoned and why

Lizzington. I’m technically still writing fic for it bc I have a chapter fic to finish, but I haven’t watched the show in years, I avoid content for it, and have no interest in it anymore besides the phantom limb feeling of having been so invested in a ship for that long and making friends around it.

R - A pairing you ship that you don’t think anyone else ships

Well, since I mentioned it earlier, I think I’m the only person ever to watch the scenes Bud and Brianna have together in Grace and Frankie and think “that should really be a thing.”

Also…Kate/Donna from The West Wing. Based entirely on one scene.

S - Show us an example of your personal headcanon (prompts optional but encouraged)

I genuinely don’t understand this question, sorry. What’s an ‘example’ of my headcanon, and how does that relate to prompts? If somebody wants to explain this to me, I’ll answer it.

T - Do you have any hard and fast headcanons that you will die defending, about anything at all (gender identity, sexual or romantic orientation, extended family, sexual preferences like top/bottom/switch, relationship with poetry, seriously anything)

Yep yep yep. Andy was the leak, not Toby, and that is the hill I will die on always. I’m sure I have others, but that’s the big one.

U - 5 favorite characters from 5 different fandoms

Toby Ziegler (TWW), Alice Harvey (TDBM), Lorelai Gilmore (Gilmore Girls), Jim Hopper (Stranger Things), and Spencer Hastings (from what I just saw of PLL with @actuallylukedanes).

V - 3 OTPs from 3 different fandoms

Luke/Lorelai, Gilmore Girls. Parker/Hardison/Eliot, Leverage. Joyce/Hopper, Stranger Things.

W - 5 favorite ships and 5 kinks you like best for said ships

Josh/Donna (TWW), Donna in control. Matthew/Alice (TDBM), hurt/comfort sex. Alvareider (ODAAT), “whoops are we kissing wait do we like each other?”Jared/Miss Parker (The Pretender), conflicted kisses up against wallsI’m having trouble thinking of a 5th one but I used to really like Lizzington angry!sex bc damn that ship was angsty

X - top 5-10 characters who are yoUR PRECIOUS BABIES AND YOU WILL DIE DEFENDING THEM

Eleven, Toby Ziegler, Schneider, Lena Luthor, Logan Echolls, literally every main character on The Good Place.

Y - What are your secondhand fandoms (fandoms you aren’t in personally but are tangentially familiar with because your friends/people on your dash are in them)

Game of Thrones, Agents of Shield, Doctor Who (though I finally have started this one!), Jane the Virgin, The Worst Witch, and lots more…I like learning about fandoms secondhand.

Z - Just ramble about something fan-related, go go go (prompts optional but encouraged)

Every single one of these tiny Stranger Things children in S1 is the epitome of epic friendship and I love it. Mike jumps off a cliff to protect Dustin and Dustin’s willing to get his teeth cut out to protect Mike and Lucas offers a sincere apology when he’s wrong, something most adults still suck at, and Will tells Mike the truth even when he would benefit from lying and Eleven chooses death to save them all and they are beautiful and perfect and I love them.

#thanks for this it was sooo fun #stranger things #alvareider #grace and frankie #designatedmsec #replies

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le-sejour · 7 years

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Folly

Words: 1383

Pairing: some very slight Thomas Jefferson x Reader

World: Modern/College AU

Warning: cursing, mentions of furry porn, seductive turtle, Theatre Kid! Alexander, vague to no plotline: just actual stupidity w some romance if you squint

Prompt: Inspired by real chats and true events. One of my greatest friends seriously makes me think of a modern day Alexander Hamilton... Also, he’s a gold mine of hilarious fuck ups and I’m glad I’m there to witness it.

A/N: sweats I’M WORKING ON THE ORGY FIC, ASSUMPTIONS PT2 aND UNDER ARREST I SWEAR I JUST NEEDED TO GET THIS OUT OF MY SYSTEM and also to let u know i’m still alive LMAO

Enjoy~

MacNCheezy: Hey, doll

You: Yes, T?

MacNCheezy: You wanna make $10?

You: I’m not selling drugs for you, Thomas.

MacNCheezy is typing…

Pulling your [h/l] [h/c] hair into a low ponytail, you laughed as the chat window informed you that Thomas was writing and rewriting his response. It was amusing to see him flustered, even if you couldn’t actually see him. The thought of his indignant huffing and puffing was enough to brighten the already shitty day you’ve just had.

Thomas stared into his phone with disbelief. Here he was, genuinely trying to help a friend out (he’ll end up benefiting from this anyway, but, shh) and you were being impudent! The nerve of some people, honestly.

You: Oh, you would know a lot about the drug market, wouldn’t you, sweetheart?

He considers on sending the message then and there, but knew you would jump at the opportunity to Fight™ so he quickly types in his initial intentions.

But your connection to sketchy trades is not why I’m here. I have a commission for you.

ItsKittenBitch: Oh? Yknow I’d rather fuck a cactus than get into bed w you, baby boo.❤️

ItsKittenBitch: Besides, $10 is cheap, even for a corner street hooker.

ItsKittenBitch: Up your game, Teej, and I’ll maybe consider holding ur hand. 😘

The mocaccino incarnate drags his hand over his face in irritation. Why was he asking you again? Oh, right, you were actually more tolerable than the squad you liked to hang around. And also Jemmy was still too sick to help him out.

You: Will you be serious for once, [F/Name]? I’m in a tight spot.

You rolled your eyes as your fluffy haired friend described the situation to you. He lamented over how he had to take care of James while he was swamped with papers for his major and his part-time gig at a local online publication.

You: So you’re basically asking me to be a ghostwriter for a ghostwriter? 👀 👀

MacNCheezy: Yes, [F/Name], that’s exactly what I’m asking you to do.

You: What do I get out of it?

MacNCheezy is typing...

You: I’m kidding, Thomas. Don’t get your hair curlers in a notch.

You: I know I get $10 for 500 words. I’ll do it.

You: But I’m also expecting ice cream and mac and cheese for this.

MacNCheezy: If you wanted a date that badly, you should’ve just asked, sugar. 😏

You: e w, can you not with the emojis, old man? 😩 You trying to be cool is just... sad. 😔

MacNCheezy: Just give the article to me in 3 or so hours, or you’re not getting ice cream.

MacNCheezy: I hear the parlor down the street is having two-scoop Tuesday and it would be a terrible shame for us to miss it.

You: I can get ice cream on my own, ya kno

MacNCheezy: I know for a fact you like being treated to free ice cream because you’re broke, [F/Name].

You: di s gu st i ng. You exploit my weakness for free food.

MacNCheezy: See you in 3 or so hours, sweetheart. 😀 😃 😄 😁 😆 😅 😂 ☺️ 😊 😇 🙂 🙃 😉 😌 😍 😘 😗 😙 😚 😋 😜 😝 😛🤑 🤗 😎 🤡 🤠 😏

You: s T O p 😫😤

It’s been two hours since you’ve been click-clacking away on your laptop, and after agreeing with yourself that you’ve written a decent first draft, you decided to take a break. Drawing one knee up to your chest, you pulled up your web browser and logged onto your Facebook.

Alenhamner Cameltoe: yo [N/Name]!

You: sup non stop kids bop

Alenhamner Cameltoe: I just thought of something

You: wooooah there slow down don’t hurt urself Alex

Alenhamner Cameltoe: Blatantly ignoring that comment fueled by self-hate

I realized why they changed the plot of Anastasia for the stage play.

You: Uh... they did?

Alenhamner Cameltoe: They did.

Rasputin isn't the villain. It's Ramin Karimloo as a violent Bolchevik.

You: huh. Why’d they do that?

Alenhamner Cameltoe: Because...

In the animation, and this was okay for the 90s, right?

Rasputin hates the Tzar over a power struggle so he casts some magic to make the people unhappy and revolt so they kill the Romanovs.

Basically the entire Russian Revolution is because a wizard got mad.

Not because of oppression. Not because of Imperialism..

But because a wizard got mad.

You stared at the screen in slight amusement. Looks like Alex was in his rant days. (You also suspected he was hopped up on several cups of coffee, but you’d let John worry about that.) You shook your head and clicked back to your word document to begin proofreading your piece. You’ll just��let him continue to flood your inbox and read over it when he’s done.

After a few minutes of complete silence sans the clacking of your keyboard, you finally realized Alexander had finished telling his story. You read over your piece to make sure it was to your satisfaction before maneuvering back to Facebook.

Alenhamner Cameltoe: So it paints the Romanovs as the heroic victims of this story.

Nowhere does it mention why they were killed and what atrocities were comitted by the aristocracy on the Russian working class.

The plot actually won't hold up today.

Today's audiences wouldn't actually approve of a story like that.

... also you get awesome historical reference lyrics like this.

LINK

The original animation, if released today would be criticized for historical revisionism.

The link opened to another site. You didn’t bother checking the url because it was probably a lyric site or youtube, so you casually scrolled through your newsfeed while it loaded.

A couple of cat videos and a bunch of overused memes later, you found yourself switching to the fully loaded tab.

Boy, you wish you hadn’t because what the fuck.

On your screen sat an anthropomorphic t u r t l e in a very suggestive pose giving you very real, very unnerving bedroom eyes. Chills ran up and down your spine as you checked the url, horrified at learning it was a fucking furry site.

What the fuck, Alexander.

Hastily, you clicked out of that website before going back to your chatbox. You rechecked the site he gave you, wondering if you somehow misclicked. But no, there the link was, bright as day. To a fucking porn site for furries.

You: WhaT thE fU c K, Ha mi lt o n

Alenhamner Cameltoe: I KNOW RIGHT?!

The play might be even better than the animation!

Wait, what am I talking about? Of course the play is already better by comparison because it plays to a more historically accurate context.

You stared at the screen in confusion. Wait, so... he wasn’t pranking you...? Then that meant...

You: yo if yall wanna be furries das fine w me

Alenhamner Cameltoe: Huh?

You: but keep your porn away from me

Alenhamner Cameltoe: ???

!!!!!!!!!

WAIT NO

THAT’S FURRY PORN

REAL LINK

THIS IS ANASTASIA

You: yo I won’t judge ur weird sexual fetishes, boi. Just make sure it’s safe, sane, and consensual.

Alenhamner Cameltoe: NO!!!

NO THAT’S NOT MINE!

THAT’S A PRANK I PLAYED ON JOHN

GOD DAMN IT I RUINED MY HISTORICAL REVISIONISM RANT

You: L M A O

Greatest fails

Alenhamner Cameltoe: I was trying to gross him out for leaving his goddamned turtles out of the cage again.

You: congrats. you only played yourself. 😂

Anyway I gotta go furry boi, Thomas owes me ice cream and mac and cheez

Alenhamner Cameltoe: I’M NOT A FURRY

THAT WAS FOR JOHN!

FOR JO H N !

Cackling madly, you logged off of Facebook. You pulled up your email account and forwarded your finished article to Thomas. Eh, you didn’t bother to proofread it a last time because you knew Thomas would be anal enough to go through it and edit it himself.

ItsKittenBitch: It is I, your savior, telling you that I have sent the feature to your email and demand compensation.

ItsKittenBitch: Now get off your ass and get ready for our date before I change my mind, old man. JemBuns will understand.

Thomas’ triumphant smirk melted into a fond smile as he pocketed his phone, handing James a fresh box of kleenex before getting ready.

#so i made this thing #instead of finishing one of the many wips in my documents folder #i'll finish them someday i swear #lmao #alexander hamilton imagine #alexander hamilton x reader #alexander hamilton #thomas jefferson imagine #thomas jefferson x reader #thomas jefferson #hamilton #hamilton imagine #hamilfics #hamfics

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current projects

List all the things you’re currently working on in as much or little detail as you’d like, then tag some friends to see what they’re working on: writing, art, gifsets, whatever.

tagged by @kclenhartnovels!!

holy crap i have so many things ahaha i’ll just list them from most developed to least and split between fanfic and original fiction :p

fanfic:

begin again

i s2fg this fic is my white whale x.x i started it in january of this year and it’s undergone many changes since the original planning but i’ve finally got something i’m happy with--which i know i’ve said before but shh--and will hopefully get it finished by my goal date (or i’ll delete my blog) (half kidding)

i’ve described this fic before but here’s a p concise summary:

baz returns to his hometown for the first time in six years, putting into motion a series of events that force him to rethink he’s ideas on life, love, and whether or not you can truly repair the past

renegade

this was my original idea for my fandom trumps hate fic but it got shelved in favor of “the skies above us” and it’s currently 7k of a prophecy fic inspired by the song king and lionheart and i’d love to pick it back up again but i think i’m going to wait until after begin again is completed

i had a really good summary written but it’s currently lost in my drafts so here’s what i remember:

simon is destined to kill the king. at least, that’s what his father has always told him. when the time comes for simon to carry out his task, though, he discovers that blind faith has dire consequences, and that he’s placed his trust in the wrong people

retrouvailles

oh look a fic that isn’t snowbaz

it’s just a regular trip to tesco, one merlin makes every week; except this time he runs into...arthur?

(takes place in the future obviously lol)

love’s a game

a canon divergence fic where chapter 61 never happened and baz and simon became friends instead. this doesn’t have a proper summary yet because it’s like three separate plot lines but basically simon is still convinced baz is up to something, penny is tired of his shit, and baz has his own secret agenda

(aka the matchmaking fic u didn’t know u wanted)

tell me no lies

fake relationship!au/uni!au where baz and simon pretend to date in order to help penny get a good grade in class, except when the time comes for them to break up simon comes up for new reasons for them to continue

(rip baz lmao)

crack the sky

literally came up with this fic just so i could use this particular title

canon divergence where the mage forced simon into hiding and penny and baz have been searching for him ever since

chaos theory

@cherryonsimon says i can’t develop this further until i finish one (1) wip but it’s going to be enemies with benefits ayyy

untitled collabs

one with @cherryonsimon and one with @arituzz so get hype for those lol

original fiction:

why the sky is blue

i wasn’t going to reveal the title to this until later but w/e also this is my idea for nano that ofc i haven’t started writing yet but the characters and plot are in development so it counts :p

18 year old austin trevino goes on a roadtrip with his best friend the summer after high school and learns that everything he’s ever wanted has been in front of him all along

(aka maybe the real high school sweethearts are the friends we made along the way)

that was fun actually!! i’m always up for rambling about the things i’m writing lol

i tag @arituzz , @catsandladyluck , @bazwearsjeans , @bazinjeanstm , @theshyauthor , @december-soulstice , @franzelwrites , and @bazwillendinflames and ofc anyone else who needs a ramble ^__^

#omg i have so many things #should i have listed them all who knows #everything else is kinda on the back burner tho #while i work on begin again #but i'm still counting them lmao #also i suck at summaries can u telll

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