#the baby bat thing doesn't have a name yet btw

[hahasuchagarbage]

YES, the time has come for me to give a member of fearsome gang an offspring, because of course parenthood is something reckless egocentric criminals are good at!

+bonus:

[blackstarchanx3new]

Falling Cards Paradise within Reach Pages 111-125

I'm still debating on if I wanna do a "Falling Cards director's commentary" style thing like FSR rambles and Creations but obnoxiously explained but here's a few things I just wanna say for now, more under the cut:

...People on Webtoon never got Bat was an angel and I will never forgive them for expecting me to spell that out when it's so damn obvious.

So no btw it is not explained in the text as of rn and there's 300+ pages lmfao. It was meant to be OBVIOUS which is why I have not been shy about calling him an angel while posting here.

Ball is dense and ignorant about Paradise and by extension Bat here, that's the joke. Ball isn't knowledgeable about things he reasonably has no clue about as a random dead dude in PURGATORY.

Ball's "Lovely thought process" is supposed to get a laugh out of you about how SILLY it is, and Bat's CLEAR and strong OFFENSE to this line of thought is meant to be funny, as Paul ignores him and keeps talking.

Paul further doesn't fully get Bat brought him to a fucking love hotel which is just further funny, because Ball, is kinda dense.

But considering people on Webtoon genuinely gasped and said "HIS NAME IS PAUL!?" every single time Paul's real name was said, I'm not surprised they never got Bat was an angel.

You can call him Paul or Ball btw both work.

Sorry about being negative this shit just frustrated me for 2+ years and I'm letting that all out now lmfao.

If you're curious about Ball's age, I picture him around 20-40 age wise. His age is confusing because he was a human for 22ish years and has been a doll for 20. HOWEVER his human memories are muddy and that's expanded upon later. Soooo, I just joke he's a 40 year old man for simplicity but he doesn't always act that old for a reason.

Also getting carded for shit is just smth I relate to as someone with a baby face. Another thing that pissed me off that I got reminded of here and if you're an artist this will probably infuriate you too:

Someone genuinely tried to argue with me, HIS CREATOR Bat doesn't have bones. Example number 1 why you should never argue with me about characters you didn't write and I literally made:

He outright conforms he HAS bones and can feel them...

Right here.

You can go back and read shit if you are ever confused about these characters. Like, that's an option. Instead of arguing with me about YOUR ignorance.

I've retconned some stuff but like...He literally always HAD bones. HE HAS ONE IN HIS NECK THAT IS VERY IMPORTANT LATER WHAT KIND OF DRUGS DO YOU GOTTA BE ON TO TRY AND GASLIGHT THE CREATOR ABOUT THEIR OWN CREATION?

All the retcons have been about stuff that literally you would never notice as it wasn't STATED yet or was lose enough as an end I could change it and it would be impossible to tell btw...lmao.

[im-in-love-with-pizza-bites]

My girl

Chris Evans x stepdaughter!reader (platonic you nasty weirdos)

Summary: He wasn't there for your first steps but he hasn't missed a ball game yet, but that doesn't mean a thing your his baby.

Warnings: fluff, could make you cry especially if this kind of story hits close to home. Mentions absent biological father.

Summary is from lyrics btw

Song: My Girl by Elvie Shane

She don't got my smile, that don't bother me a bit, got somebody else's eyes I'm seeing myself in

You padded through the house, your step dad directly behind you chasing you around trying to tickle you, your only 5 years old.

"Chrissy stop it!" You whined running faster to get away from him.

"No!" He said chuckling as he picked you up and began to tickle you. You smiled, he loves your smile.

"Stop please!" You whined through laughs. He chuckles and stops but brings you into a big bear hug.

"I'm home!" Your mom announces you pull away from Chris and hurry to the door.

I'm holding on to every moment god knows I missed a few. The day we met I knew we had some catching up to do.

You hid behind your mom's leg at 4 years old only peaking out once and a while to see a man standing there. He kneeled down to your height and smiled.

"Hi there peanut I'm Chris."

"I'm y/n!" You said stepping from behind her legs. "Mr. Chris... Can you push me on the swings." You asked.

"Sure kiddo." Chris nods. He has a feeling that he's gonna have a hard time saying no to you.

She ain't my blood, ain't got my name but if she did I'd feel the same.

You sat at the table your parents had big news to tell you. You were 10, Chris had became your dad, not legally but that didn't matter. "What?" You asked the two giddy adults in front of you.

"Your gonna be a big sister!" Chris said. You felt like your heart stopped. You weren't Chris' "real" kid, they were replacing you with a new baby. The pair noticed you worried expression and Chris was quick to asked. "Peanut? You okay? What wrong?"

"Are you replacing me... cause I'm not really your kid?" You asked.

"No bubba!" He sighed going around the table to hug you, your mom was frowning. "No one could replace my little girl."

"Really?"

"Of course. Not even the baby."

I wasn't there for her first steps but I ain't missed a ball game yet, and that ain't gonna change I could never walk away yeah she's my baby, my whole world she ain't my blood but she's my girl

You sat on the bench staring at the bleachers, it was the last game of the season, you only saw three people you recognized, your mom, Chris, and Scott, you had invited your biological dad but the game was almost over and he still wasn't there.

You were called up to bat, you played baseball. Little 9 year old you went to the plate holding your bat high as the ball was pitched to you. You hit it and ran making it home.

"Woohoo!! That's my girl!!" You heard Chris yell from the stands. He was there for every game while your biological dad didn't make it to a single one.

Your first-grade teacher told everyone to draw a picture of their families. You had three stick figures on the page each of them labeled, the tallest one was labeled "daddy", the tiny one was named "me", the last one was labeled "mommy". You got to take them home you excitedly ran into the living room where Chris had been working and showed him the picture. You mom stood nervously at the door way.

It hit me like a train the first time she called me dad in a three stick figure crayon picture with all of us holding hands. Her mama said I understand if it's too soon for this, I didn't let her finish I took it to the kitchen stuck it on the fridge.

"That's you, me, and mommy!" You pointed at each stick figure as you spoke. Chris stared at it shocked, you didn't call him dad, he was Chrissy. Sure he wanted to be dad but he was fine being Chrissy as long as he had his baby girl.

"I understand if it's too soon for thi-" your mom began before was cut off as he put you on his hip and went to the kitchen sticking the drawing to the fridge was a magnet.

"It's perfect. Good job Peanut." He kissed your forehead.

She ain't my blood, ain't got my name but if she did I'd feel the same. I wasn't there for her first steps but I ain't missed a ball game yet, and that ain't gonna change I could never walk away yeah she's my baby, my whole world she ain't my blood but she's my girl

You ran out of the dugout straight into Chris' arms. He expected you to be sad because your biological dad didn't show up but you were beaming.

"Daddy! I ran the game winning home run!" You said happily. "Scottie did you see?" You asked the other man.

"I did! Good job kiddo." Scott high-fived you smiling.

"Mommy did you see?" She nodded breathing a breath of fresh air.

"Coach said he's taking us all out for ice cream!" You added smiling. The three adults shook there head at your excited rambling.

She's Saturday morning cartoons

You were cuddled up on Chris' lap, a bowl of cereal in your own lap as you watched tv. Unaware Chris was smiling at you. At his daughter who dragged him out of bed just because she needed to watch cartoons with someone.

She's hey can I sleep in your room

You padding down the hallway quickly, you just had a nightmare and needed your dad to protect you.

"Daddy?" You pushed him lightly. He slowly stirred awake looking at your mom to see if she was still asleep which she was. "Can I sleep with you I had a nightmare."

"Of course bubba!" He scooted over lifting the blanket so you could crawl into the bed.

She bigger then the plans I had, She making me a better man

He was only in his early 20s when he met you, his career was just shooting off but you, you were more important then that. That's why he was on his way to the er. You fell off the slide at the park, He was on set but your mom called saying you were crying for Chrissy to come.

"Chrissy!" You exclaimed as he walked in. He frowned looking at the cast on your arm. "You came!"

"Of course I came bubba."

She ain't my blood, ain't got my name but if she did I'd feel the same.

You waited nervously to give Chris your present. It was his birthday you were going to ask him to adopt you. You wanted to be a Evans.

"Dad! That's there's one left." You said walking over to him holding an envelope. You stood in front of him shuffling on your feet nervously. He smiled pulling you onto his lap. Taking the present before you noticed, all the adults had their phones out.

"What?" He asked. "Is this a prank? Is that why your filming?"

"No! Now open it!" Your mom said, knowing the longer he takes to open it the more nervous you'll get. He slowly opened the envelope scanning over the page, his eyes caught the big words on the top of the page and he froze. You felt him tense and got really nervous.

You didn't know what to do, you didn't want to say "dad?" Because if he is rethinking this and doesn't want to adopt you, then he might not want to be called dad by you, but you didn't want to say "Chrissy?" Cause it didn't feel right anymore.

"Chris?" Scott asked once he noticed you worrying close to tears.

"You want me to adopt you?" He asked his face breaking into a smile. You had never been more relieved in your life.

"Yeah.."

"Of course!" He exclaimed squeezing you.

I wasn't there for her first steps but I ain't missed a ball game yet, and that ain't gonna change I could never walk away yeah she's my baby, my whole world she ain't my blood but she's my girl.

A/n: well wasn't that just sweet.

[norangeyyy]

Late post but here they are.

Y'all, meet the first 3 OCs i made from 2 years ago: Cho Bae-sun, Stellax Eclaire, and Maurice Lemieux 🌟🌻

(HCs and random stuff about these trio is under cut! I really just feel like writing about them since i have no one to talk to lmao)

Long post ahead!!

Cho Bae-sun

Age: 17

☀️ Bae-sun was the only child of a family wherein he was barely taken care of since he was little.

☀️ It all started when his mom married the wrong man and once he was born, his mom took him with her and ran away.

☀️ His dad being quite a powerful man, found them after 4 years and a fight for custody over little Bae-sun began.

☀️ After the constant feud between his parents and their families, they all finally came into an agreement that Bae-sun will live into two different homes for the rest of his childhood. Shortly after, his parents finally got divorced.

☀️ Though it didn't end there as when Bae-sun turned 8 years old, his mom and dad remarried and in just a few months, the old cycle of abuse came back.

☀️ This caused Bae-sun to grow old faster than he currently is after all the pain he shared with his lovesick mother. Going so far that he—a literal child—started giving his own mom advices about leaving his father.

☀️ But she couldn't because of many reasons, reasons who got her sentenced to prison when her son turned 12.

☀️ Bae-sun would later find out his father's history in the criminal world and how he accidentally sent his wife to jail by being too much of a coward to admit the murder he committed.

☀️ It didn't take long for regret to catch up to him and out of guilt, he tried to reconnect with his only son, only to be left to wither away by a 15 year old Bae-sun who already lost his faith on him.

☀️ Bae-sun became much more of a dedicated child than he already is so he can pursue the job of being a lawyer and serve justice for his mom which is unluckily for him, wasn't in fate's list of what is planned for him yet.

☀️ After being dragged by a couple of clueless peers into a nightclub, Bae-sun is yet to discover the secrets the latter holds when by the end of the night, he was bathing in the blood of his 'friends' and his life being the prize of the sick game they had to play to enter the one and only, Luene d' Solei.

☀️ A twisted part of the world buried deep within it, with the only entrance being the unsuspecting nightclub is what Luene d' Solei truly is. It is a realm where capable humans work together to balance humanity by deciding one's fate such as where a child would be born and how they will die as they grow old or if they ever will.

☀️ Bae-sun, who proved himself useful, was accepted into the organization and was given the job to be the executioner whether he likes it or not since there's no coming back now that ha has shed blood on his hands.

☀️ His normal life outside continued but when nighttime comes, he has to do as he was told by the order and use his blade against those on his list.

☀️ Though it wasn't just any normal assassinations, no, it couldn't even be called as such when all Bae-sun does is to shine the reflection of his ssangsudo to those who was listed to die.

☀️ And right there and then, what was decided for them will happen right before his eyes.

Stellax Eclaire

Age: 16

🌙 Eclaire is one of those unfortunate children who was taken away from their genuinely loving family by a snake.

🌙 She was left in Korea, far from where her parents are and was found by a kind old lady named Jang Min Daseul near a secluded pond that same day.

🌙 Since then, Eclaire grew in a simple home taken care of by that same woman, who happen to have fail to raise his son unlike with what she did with Stellax.

🌙 While she was growing up, Eclaire would often see the cold treatment Min Daseul got from her own child and swore to be there for her no matter what.

🌙 And though she was raised properly, Eclaire still turned to be too mischievous and callous at times.

🌙 She would sometimes play mean pranks on those who wronged her and would definitely curse out those she hates even on public, which gets her a flying shoe from Min Daseul everytime.

🌙 This was the same reason why she immediately got along with her uncle, Maurice Lemieux, who was Min Daseul's adopted son.

🌙 The two would often do silly things just to annoy their mother such as playing anime openings or any song in general way too loud. They'd usually get an earful but by the end of the day, they'll still be enjoying each other's company.

🌙 But unbeknownst to them was Min Daseul's nearing end.

🌙 At a sunny monday morning, the same day where a new student was introduced to Eclaire's class, the call that broke the girl into tears came.

🌙 From then on, knowing that Min Daseul's biological son wouldn't even bat an eye on her, Eclaire was taken to Maurice's home where she'll now live until she's able to afford an apartment of her own.

🌙 Not wanting to be too much of a burden for her uncle, Eclaire started to look for jobs behind his back so she could surprise him.

🌙 Luckily, the new student knows a thing or two about jobs and instantly, Eclaire was hooked. She was then told to bring a couple of people she hates for that night and although confused, Eclaire did as she was told.

🌙 Her eyes almost bulged out of its sockets seeing where they were led by none other than the boy named Bae-sun himself. Only if she knew what was coming to her...

Maurice Lemieux

Age: 33

🌟 Maurice is the son of Min Daseul's half sister who early on died as she gave birth, leaving Min Daseul the responsibility to raise him as his father's whereabouts are still unknown.

🌟 Maurice soon became the eldest child when after just 2 years, Min Daseul birthed her first child.

🌟 Unlike his younger brother, Maurice grew up to be a loving and thoughtful son even when he ended up in a place he shouldn't be standing on back when he turned 19.

🌟 So he knows what exactly Luene d' Solei is as he was working there for almost his entire adulthood.

🌟 Which is why this man almost had a heart attack hearing his niece's name going around the realm.

🌟 He immediately rushed to where she is and if it weren't for the guards around, Bae-sun would already be dead. Fortunately for the young man, all he got was a kick in where the sun doesn't shine so bye bye babies.

🌟 He's now both the cool uncle that will rap Nicki Minaj's Super Bass with you and the overprotective dad that will give you clothes made by the church.

🌟 Also, he's not a stripper by the way, i just wanted to practice anatomy and accidentally took it too far and created Maurice.

🌟 And yes, he's single 👁️ but plans to grow old as that one rich uncle who travels the world in Gucci instead of having kids and getting married.

Fun facts:

• All the characters(not from jjba itself) and part of the plot of my books from Wattpad actually belong to/with these three so yeah, i made those books because i wanna practice my writing skills before jumping to a whole story i entirely made and is not a fanfic :>>

• That's why these OCs have names and stuff that are heavily tied with astrology shit just like my books (I didn't even got to that point of story ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ)

• Don't worry tho, if i ever came back to writing in Wattpad or writing in general, i wouldn't include these three since they're the protagonists of their own world and they wouldn't just fit in with the story.

• Btw, this whole AU is inspired by Vento Aureo and a bit of Harry Potter (Didn't see that one coming didn't you ツ)