#the avengers don't know this cheat code but they will find out and beg for a link

[yellowwwcrayon]

For Wade, Logan's boobs have the same effect as Natasha doing that little palm tickle to the Hulk. He's in a murderous frenzy? Pop out Wolverine's sweaty tatas and he'll calm down and push his face in them like a hyperventilating person breathing into a paper bag. All the younger X-Men just airdrop the same photo of Logan's bare chest (that they got from Rogue) to each other if they run into Wade in mercenary mode.

Logan absolutely whips them out to win arguments with Wade (yes, he fights dirty like that)