#the audience for your work is out there! even if you're a professional wrestler who wants to scissor!
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#i started the second paragraph and fully honestly considered if im having a stroke
i didn't even get to ... the scissoring. which they're doing with belts in this gif because they got custom made championship belts. for scissoring.
so...part of why i love wrestling is also a lesson that i think a lot of writers could really stand to learn. i'll use the example of the aew trios champions to illustrate.
the current champions run down to the ring and yell "scissor me, daddy ass!" before every fight. one of them always raps a diss track about their opponents. daddy ass is the name of a 65 year old man who you bet looks incredible in tiny pink trunks. they did a 69 day celebration of their trios run.
and they won their championship from a trio of goths who enter wearing spooky masks and dim the lights whenever they show up to make it look like they teleport. said goths also spit black mist into other wrestler's faces to turn them evil. one of them walks around the ring barking.
what rules about this is that none of it is ever questioned. there's never a cynical look into the camera to say "we know this is silly!" —the authenticity is never put into question.
i need writers in all mediums to just do this. no winking, no nudging. no eye rolling. whether it's horror, comedy, drama, whatever—go all out with it, man. the people who think your work is silly are not your audience. don't cater to them.
but the people who will love your work will buy into it one hundred percent. they will be there no matter how cringe you feel about your own writing. never give into the urge to be cynical about the story you're writing, because those are the people you stand to lose.
#if i gave a step by step account of the shit these guys get up to it would sound even more made up than it already does.#the crowd will often start singing 'oh scissor me daddy!' to the tune of seven nation army#one of them is gay irl. the other one recently had a plotline where he was in lov w another guy wrestler but had no rizz to make it happen.#daddy ass has two sons (not these guys) who get called The Ass Boys (derogatory).#they have a wrestling move called scissor me timbers which is probably exactly whatever you're imagining#and NOT ONCE. DOES ANYONE MAKE FUN OF ANY OF IT. THESE GUYS ARE /BELOVED/#the audience for your work is out there! even if you're a professional wrestler who wants to scissor!
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i hope you're well!! i'm a huge professional wrestling fan and, today, i saw an article detailing the announcement of a docuseries on a wrestling promotion of LP! i'm personally really excited and hopeful for this program, and will definitely be watching when it's out. here's the description from the article (which i'll link below):
"“Big Little Brawlers” focuses on the Micro Wrestling Federation, described as “one of the most successful little person wrestling leagues in the world.” Set in Pigeon Forge, Tenn., the series revolves around “Pinky Shortcake” and “Syko,” who are both parents and wrestling partners. There’s also “Ivar the Micro,” the announcer/hype man who hopes to become a wrestler himself. “Lil’ Show” is the veteran wrestler still aiming to support his wife and children. “Hot Rod” is the up-and-coming wrestler looking to prove himself.Despite internal dramas and frustrations, Micro Wresting Federation CEO Jack Darrell Hillegass encourages the group to work together as a family as they approach ‘MicroFest,’ the biggest micro wresting event of the year,” reads the show description. “As they attempt to achieve their piece of the American Dream, a group of remarkable little people athletes with larger-than-life personalities are forced to overcome ego, injury, and the limitations imposed by society."
pro wrestling has not been kind to Little People and, while this is my opinion as someone who does not have dwarfism, i haven't seen a lot of reconciling, reparations, or progressiveness when it comes to LP in wrestling. especially not compared to how (some) other marginalised communities have been able to reclaim their right to dignified, self-directed representation - while i obviously acknowledge there's still a long way to go. i'd never even heard of the MWF before today and i'm looking forward to learning about their history and watching matches.
the quoted article: https://wrestlingheadlines.com/big-little-brawlers-wrestling-series-coming-to-discovery/
i'm curious about your initial opinion on both the show and the MWF itself conceptually/in execution if you have more knowledge about the promotion, as well as any thoughts you have on LP in professional wrestling in general. Nd no rush to respond - i know you're busy! be safe, be well, stay warm, we will see a free palestine in our lifetime, and i look forward to hearing your thoughts!! thank you for all your insight and activism
Hello!! Thank you for your patients, as I've taken quite a while to get back to you!!
LP wrestling, though it can be reclamation to many, still holds lot of weight as it's historically been a way for able bodied people to openly mock, objectify, and hold power over little people through public humiliation and display.
I recognize my bias as someone who is not passionate about wrestling (or sports in general) but the activity still fills me with worry. I see these incredibly talented, strong, charasmatic athletes, but then I turn to a predominantly abled audience and fear that amongst those who genually appreciate and respect the wrestlers, there are still many who get a sick sort of ogling entertainment out of it. Overall, I'm mixed on the subject, and pretty seperate from the wrestling world.
What I will say is that all those involved need to have an understanding of wrestling history for little people in order to keep it a safe space.
- Elliot (they/them)
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Triple H x Fem Reader- "Battle of the Bulge"
When Shawn Michaels and Triple H wore those thongs with Santa Claus on the crotch area, a green symbol that read "D Generation X Censored" covered their private parts and ass cheeks on the television screen to perhaps imply that Shawn and Triple H were nude.
However, in August 1998, a few days after Chyna pulled her pants down and showed off her thong (and Triple H was wearing a jockstrap), during a "Monday Night Raw" episode, you were sitting on the bench in a locker room with Triple H standing in front of you.
Triple H's crotch was right in front of your face, whereas your legs were straddling that bench.
Triple H's jeans were unbuttoned and unzipped, not to mention pulled down a bit so people could see his white jockstrap.
His genitals were protruding and bulging through that jockstrap, and you were being filmed from above your chest while Triple H was filmed below his navel.
Your face was very close to Triple H's crotch, so close that your tongue licked up his fabric covered penis hiding under his jockstrap.
Tasting the fabric of his jockstrap secretly was not pleasant, but your facial expression and acting was pretending not to be grossed out and disgusted.
While your tongue caressed up where his dick is hiding, you shut your eyes while your mouth moaned.
Your tongue slid up and down his cock, caressing and stroking his erection.
Your tongue didn't slip underneath his jockstrap and lick the skin of his penis, though you would do that if you could.
As your tongue stroked and licked his cock, the opening guitar riff notes to Slam Jam's "We're All Together Now" played.
The guitar riff to Slam Jam's "We're All Together Now" playing drowned out the sound of your breathy moans as well as Triple H's gentle moans.
Triple H's penis was growing hard underneath his jockstrap, protruding and sticking out nearly.
Hopefully the tip of his penis won't poke out of his jockstrap.
While your tongue caressed his penis, there was no green D Generation X censored symbol covering Trips' genitals.
You were licking his fabric covered boner with no censorship.
Triple H, meanwhile, was staring at you tonguing his erection under his jockstrap, smirking and sometimes leaning his head back, quietly moaning and breathing.
However, the camera didn't film his head arching back and his reactions, they filmed him from below his stomach, but above his thighs.
The audience would just have to guess who that is licking their penis under their jockstrap.
They're probably thinking it's Triple H due to you hanging out with him so much, as well as he was wearing a black short sleeved D Generation X shirt.
Your tongue wasn't trying to lick on his balls hiding under his jockstrap, though you could do that.
This moment with you licking on Triple H's jockstrap was one of those "up next" segments where the guitar riff to Slam Jam's "We're All Together Now" plays, only to fade away to something else.
Around this time, you did a photoshoot in a magazine where you were dressed up as a cheerleader and sitting on a bench in a locker room, where Triple H, the New Age Outlaws and X Pac were swarming around you with smirks and grins on their faces.
In the pictures of this photoshoot, Triple H had his jeans unbuttoned and unzipped and slightly pulled down while a white jockstrap covered his private parts.
The New Age Outlaws and X Pac, too, had their pants pulled down while they were dressed in either boxer shorts or jockstraps.
You spent most of your time by Triple H and Billy Gunn's genitals in the shoot instead of X Pac and Road Dogg since they're ugly AF.
This photoshoot you did was meant to look like a porn photoshoot, yet this photoshoot was in a professional wrestling magazine.
You worked as a wrestling valet, and when you were a valet, you would distract the male opponents by licking and sucking their fabric covered dicks or even their balls.
However, this "coming up next" moment has you licking on a male wrestler's private parts that you're teamed up with in the WWF who isn't your enemy.
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