#the audacity to act like he wouldn't strap her to him in a baby bjorn if she'd let him like be so serious old man

[thebeigelunatics]

every single time one of the slow horses fucks something up, lamb carries on and tells them they're fired or they should quit or they should get the fuck out of his face. but standish lost david cartwright and lamb was like, "you wouldn't have lost him if he was a bottle of gin." pause. "pwease do you wanna come upstairs and sit next to me while i interview bad sam?" 🥺👉👈