#the ancoms said 'yes jack i do want to do shrooms and listen to johnny cash with you' and he was instantly sold on their idology

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Ok I’m putting together my thoughts for what modern au characters wear based on the metas. I’ve got my ideas for Ed and simps (excluding Black Pete).

For Stede. See Ru Paul out of drag. That man is wearing a custom Klein Epstein & Parker at all times in the most eye numbing colors he can get it. He owns 30 minimum, and he has 2 options for shoes for each. His button up underneath these is always a different color from the suits but compliments them and is almost never white. I’m unsure about the tie situation I think he likes to switch it up tho.

For Ed, lots of Black leather obviously but I would like to argue that he goes for more of a gender fuck look than a leather daddy look, although he does dabble in both. I’m thinking mesh tops, a glitter beard for special occasions, lots of eye liner, and home made crop tops (ie regular shirts he cut into crop tops). He has one leather Jacket with spikes on it that he will wear until it falls apart. Before he meets Stede he had one pair of Doc Martins that were super scuffed but then Stede introduced him to the idea of having different shoes for every outfit and now he owns 20 different pairs of Demonias. although he also has a leather daddy harness and hat that he pulls out for pride and he gets around exclusively by motorcycle that he has named unless someone else picks him up.

Calico Jack is one of those guys that goes around in a cowboy hat, cowboy boots and a fringe Jacket. But he also has an infinity scarf and secretly owns a pair of these and a cochella core fringe vest. He has not worn them out but when he showed Ed ed told him he looked hot so he’s thought about it. People keep assuming he’s a republican so he got a pronoun pin and an anarchist flag(the red and black one) pin to put on his cowboy hat. It has not fixed the problem.

Izzy is boring (read doesn’t like to stand out) and very concerned for his masculinity so exclusively wears he wears blue jeans and metal band teeshirts, many of which he got from being peer pressured by Ed when they were younger to hop the fence to get into shows without paying