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ephemereon · 7 years ago

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[Open Scene: Varlen, positioned sensually behind the leaf of a decorative house plant] Well... if it isn't the lovely Xalynir. Please, come in. Fear not, for I heard your cry for help, and am here to offer you my relationship advice. Shhhhh. Just /listen/. When you find yourself doubting your partner, ask them to do this one thing: kneel on a chair, lean forward, and place their hands on the floor. If they can do this, then you know for certain... that they are head over heels in love with you.

Xal internally : Oh maker. Oh maker. It’s THE VARLEN.

Xal : what if the partner isn’t flexible ? I mean what if they can’t do it ? i mean they can get hurt and-

Xal : wait. That’s a metaphorical pun isn’t it… *blushing furiously* I’m making a fool of myself AGAIN

#you should know i'm shitty at puns XD #so i can't reply with another pun ;A;#dragon age inquisition #xalynir trevelyan #varlen lavellan #thereluctantinquisitor #relationship advice ask #the almighty Varlen coming to Xal's rescue #Xal will make Dorian do it #Look Dorian you're head over heels for me :D #Dorian why are you lokking at me like that ?....#DORIAN NO PLEASE IT WAS A ROMANTIC PUN #i'm laughing too hard #thanks for sending one <3

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