#the Old Guard

[pwnyta]

Read the rest of The Old Guard comics... gotta say... the one with Nicky and Joe in Berlin not only had the best art but was terrific.

But my favorite part is-

Nicky really said:

Incurable romantic. ;w;

Nicky really thought they were about to cause an incident while Joe was like 🥺 👉👈 moonlight dance with my love? Kiss under the stars in the garden??

(technically it was Germany in the 1930s so it could have caused an incident regardless...)

Anyways now I imagine Joe v Nicky like this when they first stopped killing each other & started to like each other instead.

[hyenabeanz]

@hsavinien

Wonder what the Guard would have done if an immortal showed up in the Americas way back in the days where no one had any clue there was anything to the west of them. Like how long would it have taken them to figure out "It doesn't seem like this person lives anywhere we've seen. So maybe there's another place out there." And then have to figure out HOW to get across the ocean to find them.

[hachinana87]

[polls4you]

Found Family Battle (Second Round)

[fifthrideroftheapocalypse]

oh my God, The Old Guard 2 news in 2024???? I've dreamed of days like these

[yakowo]

he loves his horsey <3

(I enjoy drawing the old guard so much)

[hashtagloveloses]

do you guys remember the Old Guard. remember when there was a major mainstream hollywood action scifi motion picture starring hot women with guns where gay people kissed on the mouth passionately. and the movie was both critically and financially successful. that movie feels like a fucking fever dream. i'll never achieve the high i got when that movie came out ever again

[bucksboobs]

The Old Guard was SO fucked up for being like “we’re all immortal with a single catch that any of our deaths could be the last.” Then have two of them being romantically involved for CENTURIES and every single time they die together, in the back of their minds, they wonder if the other is going to get back up with them.

[twobabkas]

the old guard (2020)

[kinnsporsche]

You're a child. An infant. Your mocking is thus infantile. He's not my boyfriend. This man is more to me than you can dream. He's the moon when I'm lost in darkness and warmth when I shiver in cold. And his kiss still thrills me, even after a millennia. His heart overflows with a kindness of which this world is not worth of. I love this man beyond measure and reason. He's not my boyfriend. He's all and he's more.

[lookingatyouwriter]

I finally watched The Old Guard and tumblr did not adequately prepare me for how funny the van kiss scene actually is. Like I've seen whole gif sets of Joe's impromptu love poem but that's not the half of it.

Dude are you sure you want to be making a homophobic jab at these people specifically

Joe: "Yeah he is and what about it, bitch boy" <- said with far more grace and eloquence

Nicky: "<3"

(This is where we give kudos to the actors for not smashing each other's teeth in when LAUNCHING at each other. Couldn't have been me)

Everyone is so taken aback they fully just watch for a whole second in, presumably, homophobic horror before all simultaneously deciding This Cannot Stand

you INTERRUPT joe and nicky? you interrupt their kiss like the football game? oh! oh! death for homophobes! death for homophobes for One Thousand Years!!!!

This isn't really part of the scene but "There's a TV, Joe!" is close enough that I'm going to add it. As an epilogue.

[anyataylorjoys]

THE OLD GUARD (2020) dir. Gina Prince-Bythewood

[theoldguardsource]

MARWAN KENZARI as YUSUF AL-KAYSANI

THE OLD GUARD (2020)

[nicolegendary]

PLEASE

did i summon this update by making this post

[drizzledrawings]

Circa 1877, the old guard