#the Journalist finally found their first cryptid and it's a Cactus dressed up as a dude's wife
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funkbun · 1 year ago
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bugsnax's hidden dark lore is that there's a walking sentient cactus that can write you letters and one of the guys kisses her every night at 10:36 pm because his wife temporarily divorced him
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