#the Journalist finally found their first cryptid and it's a Cactus dressed up as a dude's wife
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
bugsnax's hidden dark lore is that there's a walking sentient cactus that can write you letters and one of the guys kisses her every night at 10:36 pm because his wife temporarily divorced him
#bug game#the Journalist finally found their first cryptid and it's a Cactus dressed up as a dude's wife#wait the 'living' part on cactus is redundant since cactuses already Are alive....#she's a sentient cactus#yea that's better lol
42 notes
·
View notes