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journey-to-the-attic · 2 years ago

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be cute if everytime satan needs to let off steam him n ik just have another fake massive blowout argument about the stupidest things

if lucifer pisses him off he just goes to ik's room and they pretend to yell at each other about whether or not a hot dog is a sandwich for half an hour and he feels better immediately after

sometimes satan will knock and ask hesitantly if ik would mind 'having a bit of a fight' - other times he walks in, says the stupidest sentence he can think of, and waits for ik to do the verbal equivalent of a tennis strike

at first the others get concerned about the shouting, but eventually they get used to it and just show up to listen in every now and then

(asmo starts calling these events their 'play-catfights' and satan likes it so much he starts using it as well)

#answering asks #anon asks #the 'protractor that your mum signed' always finds a way to come up #to the point where they've now invented an imaginary mother character to refer to when they argue #there's lore for her and everything and both of them somehow manage to keep up with it all perfectly #the more they do this the better they get at the improv #to the point where sometimes the others would've thought they'd started fighting for real #if it weren't for the fact that they'd be fighting about the dumbest thing possible and they have more faith in them than that #love this concept btw so i'm preemptively declaring it canon #!stn

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