#the 'give lawyers guns and put them on a wild west hell planet and none of them are lawyers' au continues to be a gift

[wardencommanderrodimiss]

Ahahaha wait, with all the backstory I established in the AA Borderlands AU, there is....little to no way that Miles and Phoenix could’ve known each other as kids, which makes their entire dynamic so much funnier 

because instead of having that history where Phoenix is like “something terrible has changed him and I need to help him”, they’re just strangers thrown together in conflict on a lawless hell planet and they both have guns and Phoenix still decides to try and redeem him and pull him away from everything that von Karma has taught him to be, and he succeeds at it despite Miles having no investment in him in any way, by sheer virtue of being so stubborn. He’s just so determined and somehow he wins over both Miles and Franziska, at the same time, just by being fucking annoying.

Incredible.