#the 'Jonah has not tried weed' and 'Jonah has absolutely tried opium' headcanons can coexist in one theoretical au tho

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@disheveledapathy oh I absolutely think Jonah Magnus was addicted to opium in his youth as an angsty mortal human with no powers but it's been 200 years of doing taxes for Beholding and he hasn't tried anything since

Concept: OG Elias is stoned out of his mind when Jonah bodysnatches him. It makes it very easy for Jonah to stun and de-eyeball him, but he stops congratulating himself once he’s settled into the body and has to instantly adjust to being absolutely, off the shits, high as a kite

Jonah has never smoked weed before

This is Jonah’s first time being high

Jonah finds out, very suddenly, that he is a paranoid stoner