#thay f1gossipofficial account posted sav's instagram from dubai earlier and was like ''guys he's obviously here. everyone he knows is''

[landinrris]

I'm late to the whole Lando and Martin G party but having caught up in the last two weeks including that long anon post you had, all I'll say is if Martin G was female, the gossip columns would be going insane, there would be a million TikToks tracking their time together and Martin would have a load of dedicated instagram closet fan account by now.

Oh 100%. Co-signed. Notarized.

If Martin was a girl, he'd be higher up on the gossip pages' priority lists than half the shit they talk about now.

Watching the gossip pages psychoanalyze everything anyone does these last handful of months is my poptart bowl. It's so fucking funny