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Hello hello for the third time!!

Once again, your fics absolutely BLOW my mind away!! And I'm here to request just a silly fic with Angel Dust (platonic) and a feral!child reader, who always gets into trouble with his workplace and the hotel?

(I mostly just wanna read Valentino be shit on lmao)

Yours Truly,

- XIN 💠

(P.S, I RLLY WANNA BECOKE UR FRIEND OMG)

Good evening my dear! You requested this at the perfect time because I had to stop the feral child I am related to from running over the elderly with a grocery cart so that's definitely going to play into this not the hitting the elderly with a cart but the general vibe, ALSO THATS SO SWEET OF YOU TO SAY, I'M OPEN TO FRIENDSHIP JUST MESSAGE ME ON HERE BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW IF I MESSAGE YOU FIRST IT'LL BE FROM THIS BLOG OR MY MAIN ONE (I've been on Tumblr for like 5-6 years now and I still don't know how it works) YOU WILL GET ME YAPPIN' ABOUT HAZBIN, SENDING RANDOM SNIPPETS OF MY WRITING WITHOUT ANY CONTEXT AND MILDLY ODD EDITS OF SOUP

@fuck-this-shit-xin

Favorite babysitter

(Or alternatively Valentino gets beat by a child)

Angel dust & child reader, platonic!!!

Warnings:

I got carried away, Valentino loses a wing and both Antennas, nothing graphic surprisingly no unholy jokes mainly because the reader is a child, this is a shorter one, mild OOC

Angel dust didn't mind children, he preferred not to be around them because well, he wasn't the most child-friendly person to be around

However it was just his luck that the hazbin hotel's resident feral child had decided he was their favorite babysitter.

You had shown up one day at the doorstep of the hotel with a note taped onto you just saying 'Good luck '

It was suspected you were some type of bomb at first but that quickly was pushed aside when it was found you were just feral, you weren't a bad kid you just didn't listen, climbed onto the walls, tabletops, bit into things you weren't supposed too but you could be a very sweet kid, playing with the Egg Bois, helping Charlie by drawing, helping Husk dry the glasses or hunting down roaches with Niffty,

That last activity had been banned since you almost stabbed one of the Egg Bois.

You were a very sneaky and little clingy thing that was evident with you latching onto his legs at random times, sometimes he wouldn't even notice you until it was pointed out or he looked down and bam! There you were wrapped around him like a baby possum sippin' on a juice box.

He made it a point to make sure someone was distracting you as he escaped the hotel to go to work, unfortunately for him Sir Pentious who was meant to be watching you was distracted by his egg minions almost smashing themselves while trying to recreate action movies and you ran after him following him through the city and into the Vee's tower, shockingly due to plot convenience you weren't noticed until Valentino was yelling at Angel dust for who knows what before any work could be done, he pulled out Angel's contract for whatever reason, maybe to make a point? You didn't really know but you didn't like that what looked like a giant dressed up purple grape was yelling at your favorite babysitter so with your little legs you stomped up to Valentino tugging on his wings that acted as a robe, he looked down in fury that quick turned into angry confusion

"Who the fuck brought their child to set?!"

Valentino shouted looking around as his employees looked around shaking their heads, a rush of pure panic rushed through Angel dust, when did you get here? He didn't even notice you? Wasn't Sir Pentious watching you?!

Before he could even get a word out you stomped your leg and pointed at him, eyes full of pure fury.

"Say sorry!"

"¿Qué? What did you just say?"

"Say sorry!"

Valentino leaned uncomfortably in, opening his mouth to say something but Angel had grabbed you in his many arms fully intending to take whatever hit Valentino could throw at you, however you had a different plan, with a large frown on your face you wiggled your way out of Angels arms and pounced onto Valentino, your little clawed hands tearing into his wings, leaving small puncture wounds behind as you climbed up him, the contract that bounded Angel dust's soul to Valentino floated down to the ground.

Valentino yelled out words you couldn't quite understand as his wings flared out, you took the opportunity to steal his hat and bite into it tearing it apart before throwing the remaining fabric onto the ground.

The unholy studio's employees could only watch stunned as you grabbed onto his antennas completely ripping them off, if he couldn't fly because of his damaged one before, he definitely had no hope of it now.

Valentino dropped to the ground screeching, arms reaching up to throw you off only for you to start crawling around his back like a little bug leaving more scratches and wounds

Angel dust once he recovered from the shock of you absolutely tearing apart Valentino tried to grab you fully intending on taking you and booking it to the hotel where you'd be safe,

Unfortunately you were freakishly strong and in angel's attempts of trying to pull you off ended up pulling one of Valentino's wings out.

"Are you going to say sorry now?"

Valentino let out a groan of disoriented pain,

That didn't sound like an 'I'm sorry' to you, so you climbed up his remaining wing and ripped a large chunk of his fluff from it, Niffty would be proud!

"¡Lo siento! ¡Lo siento, solo vete!" the still disoriented Valentino shouted from the ground,

You smiled as you stood up from the overlord and skipped towards Angel dust, your eyes caught the contract that had floated to the ground, now you didn't know what it contained because you couldn't read but you assumed it probably meant something to the purple guy and so you decided that you should rip it.

"[Name] get over here' I gotta get you outta here before-" Angel dust started as you swiped the contact off the floor and ripped it to shreds, the smoke-like chain briefly appeared around Angel dust's neck before breaking apart and whooshing away.

Angel was stunned for a moment before a large grin broke out on his face, before anyone could say anything he picked you up, raised a certain finger up and shouted that he was quitting, after all Valentino didn't have his soul anymore, and frankly the work environment would be awkward now to say the least since a child had just inflicted permeant damage to his now former boss, he could find another job.

Unfortunately someone who didn't have good morals called the security team and now Angel dust was running down the Vee's tower holding you, he would pull out the guns that he kept in I assume his ribcage or something but you were right there and the gunshots would hurt your little eardrums, eventually the two of you outran them and returned into the safety of the hotel.

Angel dust sat you down on the ground as he breathed in, catching his breath while Sir Pentious rushed to you lifting you up while asking where you were before looking at Angel in confusion.

"Aren't you ssssssupposed to be at work?"

"I quit! Lil' chronic juice-o-holic over there ripped up my contract and fucked up Valentino! hAh!" Angel said still trying to catch his breath as you slipped out of Sir Pentious's hold and ran to go bug Husk for a juice box.

The news of you ripping Valentino's antennas and a wing out made hotel news, you were lightly scolded by Charlie about taking the violent route but she gave you ice cream and bought you a toy as a reward, Alastor saw great potential in you, Husk patted your head saying that you did good, Vaggie would eventually decide to teach you how to fight, you got being feral down but it couldn't help to teach you to be more calculated, Niffty was happy when you gave her the big clump of fluff for her collection, she already had some from her earlier interaction with the now antenna-less moth but more couldn't hurt!

And Angel dust, well he owed ya big time although he did scold you for following him into a dangerous place [thank goodness you didn't see anythin' unholy or Vaggie would've had his head!]

He spent a little more time with you the following week before he decided to do some job huntin', he would sneak you some candy or a extra juicebox when he could, and the two of you would watch kid friendly Disney or dreamworks movies on the hotel's TV.

Valentino laid down in his hospital room, full of fury that he got injured by a child of all things, a small child that had some type of connection with Angel dust who's soul he no longer owned, he swore that he would get payback against the child, unfortunately for him the mere presence of that child would strike enough fear into him that he wouldn't be able to make a move, and even if he could he wouldn't be able to do anything to the feral child.

He got off easy this time, he wouldn't be as lucky the next he messed with your favorite babysitter again.

Good evening folks! Hope you enjoyed! I'm working on getting the older requests in my inbox done and getting them out next week along with the 100 followers fic with Angel dust! So tune on in for that! Goodnight folks!

[todayisafridaynight]

So I was going to comment I don’t know your favorite Yakuza character then I remembered it was Jo and I have to ask what specifically about him makes him number one?

if you're referring to my baddie baddies tier list, then that wasn't a tier list of my favorite yakuza characters it was a tier list specifically of how hot i found each antagonist to be unless you're coming from my DB blog where i said he was one of my faves but this/that amirite

regardless tho i will talk about why i love jo cause he genuinely is one of my fave charas in general and the reason for that uhhhhh he's neat :) and hot.

But In All Seriousness i unno, it's hard for me to explain why i like characters sometimes. i'll try under the cut tho cause It Gets Long

for jo, a big part of it is how he is as a father- or trying to be a father anyway. he didn't think twice about giving aoki up as a baby- he didn't even really care if he died or not. it was only thanks to masumi that aoki got that chance at life, and if it weren't for the fact he accidentally walked by masumi and aoki that one day jo probably would've gone the rest of his life without having a second thought about it

but thats the thing: they did cross paths that day, and jo's forced to confront the fact his actions did have consequences. he was forced to grow up out of that mentality he had as a kid- that if you don't look at the problem, it'll go away. evidently, they didn't: his actions had consequences, consequences that affected not only his or ikumi's life, but aoki was ultimately going to be the one to shoulder the burden the most because they couldn't be bothered to just give him to someone and tried to leave him in a locker of all places. it's what heightens jo's quote to ichi about taking responsibility as a yakuza all the more impactful in retrospect as well, and it's details like that that make revisiting the game all the more fun

but back to jo, he fully realizes what he did was fucked up, and that there's no conceivable way he can ever make amends or right his wrongs. joining the yakuza would be the next best thing for his goals, not like he saw much of an honest future for himself anyway. at the very least, he can try to support his son anyway he can no matter the cost- or at least, anyway he can for the most part.

jo's inability to kill masumi despite it being a direct order from aoki himself is also such a telling part of his character that makes me weep a little. he entered the yakuza with sole intentions of looking after aoki and taking care of him, nothing more or nothing less. ergo, it would be up to masumi to decide how much jo gets to be involved in his son's life

but that's the thing right: masumi would be the one primarily taking care of aoki. we know masumi tries to keep in touch with aoki via the beginning of the game where he laments his calls don't get returned, and masumi seemed to spend whatever time he could with aoki growing up based off of ichi's brief flashback.

being a yakuza boss be damned, jo got to see first hand how much masumi loved his son despite his circumstances that would've made a lesser parent quit or despise him- that despite his status as a yakuza boss, he would be there and be an active presence in aoki's life enough to annoy him and think of him as nothing more than a helicopter parent. i'm willing to bet that despite jo trying to brush off the sentiment that masumi was anything more than a patriarch to him, he probably did harbor genuine respect dare i say adoration for him. how could he not? even if masumi didn't know aoki wasn't really his son, he took care of him as though he were, complications and all.

if we wanna stretch it, then based off the RGGO iteration of sawashiro, he got his tattoo in direct honor of arakawa: if we're to believe that bits of RGGO sawashiro made it to Y7 sawashiro, then it's fair to say sawashiro's dedication and respect to masumi were immense (though we can make the argument that Y7 sawashiro might not have the same tattoo, or that his tattoo now could be dedicated to taking care of aoki instead- BUT this is speculation at this point, its just something i think of and i figured i'd add it).

which what makes One Of My Favorite Yakuza Scenes all the more meaningful: the day masumi is found dead, that's when we get to see jo really lose it and gives us one of the bloodier moments in the franchise. us getting to see jo actually puncture someone's eye in really heightens his anger with the circumstances at hand- i concede that jo was genuinely frustrated with how the yakuza were being toyed with, but i also dont doubt for a second he was sincere when he told ishioda he wanted to maim whoever took out masumi ishioda was probably thanking the stars tendo was the one to do him in amirite LMAOO. whether it's because of yakuza honor or having lost someone he cared about, jo's dedication is palpable and frightening when it's allowed to flourish

its weird to say tho someone said it a long time ago on one of my tags, but jo's sentimental for a yakuza, even if he wants to be a hard ass about it. he's made his life's purpose trying to right a wrong that can never be fixed (hell, his manner of fighting can be translated as "shame style" reaffirming that despite the years gone by and aoki's actions and disregard for him, he can't quell his guilt. never mind he was ready to take off ichi's finger based on the assumption he took aoki's money from him with his permission), and along the way i'm Hopeful in saying he found SOMEWHAT of a confidant in masumi to make his burden a bit lighter.

jo's by no means a good guy- not even by a long shot. he IS however an incredibly compelling character, and i'm glad that we get to see him somewhat again in LaD8 for however long they'll keep him around in that.

also his theme fucks 11/10 brutality's a fucking banger

[violentshine]

I posted 2,905 times in 2022

That's 1,049 more posts than 2021!

353 posts created (12%)

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I tagged 2,629 of my posts in 2022

Only 10% of my posts had no tags

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#he firepaw & graypaw had a little group they called the ability-less (name is a wip) and had to kick ravenpaw out since he had one 🙄🙄

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

you know that when a starclan cat dies, their ghost looks like they did when they were the most happiest

right

what if this battle scarred, intimidating cat died and the next cat to see them in Starclan just sees them as a....little baby

a little kit who is innocent to the ideas of war and pain

342 notes - Posted April 26, 2022

#4

i think warrior assessments should be a lot more...complex than they are in canon

a warrior could absolutely suck ass at fighting but you wouldn't know that because they caught three squirrels and a shrew for their assessment

apprentices spend moons training and to pay that all off they just have the hunt a couple prey to graduate out of apprenticeship ? boring

throw in a battle session, a warrior(s) could play the part of a fox(es) the apprentice has to either drive out (if there's a group of 'paws) or locate the nearest patrol (other warriors also playing a role- not a legit patrol) and warn them about the "fox(es)"

or if it's idk a windclan apprentice, have them run from one point to another, maybe even have them compete against another apprentice (passing wouldn't be whether they win or lose, more about how quickly to they from start to finish)

and maybe the assessment is a couple days long since they'd have to go from hunting to running long distances

imo this would be more worthwhile and inclusive of other clanmates

also a part of just overall apprentice training, all cats should be taught some basic herbs uses and where to find them this could give warrior apprentices a chance to try out what it'll be like training as a medic and if thats something they'd want to switch to

374 notes - Posted January 14, 2022

#3

Stonefur: *literally getting murdered for refusing to kill two kits*

Leopardstar (an empath): *sensing that it might have been the wrong move to ally her clan with Tigerstar*

494 notes - Posted January 5, 2022

#2

au idea where clan cats are very serious about the medic can't have kits/mates but pushing it even further to say medics can't have close relationships with any cat, claiming that it would give them a bias on who to heal and to avoid grieving over a close cat's death.

Medics do not choose to be medics, most of the time they are taken from single kit litters and placed in a separate den so they don't bond with the other cats in the nursery. Time spent between kit and parent(s) are limited and parents are only allowed to feed the kit if they are too young to eat solid prey. The current medic is responsible for the kit the other times, getting the kit used to them is necessary so when they're 6 moons, they won't be given to some stranger.

However, if there are no single kit litter, the clan will go out in search of any to take in from outside the clans. Whether it be from a rouge, loner or kittypet, all they have to do is get their paws on one kit to take back to the clan.

586 notes - Posted February 24, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

warrior cat fans

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[pinkpruneclodwolf]

MFHSJFHKSDH !!!!! YES TO ALL OF THE THINGS YOU'VE SAID!!! Actually as for Yuu's what-if situation we've made up i think one of the reasons why their body hasn't quite literally broken down is bc of how ignorant Yuu is to all of it. In the world of twst the way you perceive things could be a key component to how magic and everything else reacts to you. This is why Yuu always has dreams of the great seven before an Overblot bc the OB! Boys might've reminded them of their movie counterparts AND more importantly---its a way for the world (I'll elaborate more on that if u want me to) and their mind/body to warn them for whats going to come next bc if an OB did occur then they would be absorbing more blot than what the others are already giving to them.

Yuu's ignorance is what's literally keeping them safe in the long run during their time in NCR and maybe if it were any different they would have been fine but bc of the sheer blot they've accumulated over the course of the game (Which is all happening in a single school year that has over 7 Overblots mind you. 7 goddamn Overblots) of course the glass that's been holding it in (their body) would start cracking from under the pressure. Its the little things at first like their phlegm is mixed with small blank inky spots that isn't noticeable and could be ignored until Grim scratches their damn arm and blot is what comes out first. Yuu freaks the fuck out of course and proceeds to wash it off repeatedly until blood is the only thing thats coming out again. They forget it feigning ignorance over it for more pressing matters like the kidnapping and shit (baby your health is a literal pressing matter--) and depending on what's going to happen next in the goddamn chapter (YANA UPDATE---) Yuu's health is going to go down hill faster or even faster and it'll be just a race against time on whether Yuu can find a solution or break.

Anyways gmorning how are you? :heart: My exam's are today and tomorrow so I'm currently not trying to die bc of it/j HSJFHSJDH stay healthy and hydrated bestie!!! ily (platonic)

EXAMS UGHH

But you're right! Yuu would probably brush off the symptoms of blog as a fever or pneumonia or even Tuberculosis depending on how serious the symptoms are, they might raise a brow going to the nurse and asking for a vaccine/cure for the ailment and it might work temporarily but its like putting a bandaid over a gunshot wound.

I'm defo with you on Yuu's health deteriorating during the middle or end of Chap 6 and Chap 7 picking up with Malleus thinking Yuu's avoiding him when in reality Yuu's literally dying bc their ignorance is no longer holding anymore, they've spent the entire year learning more and more about blots (Chap 6 contributing since S.T.Y.X is literally dedicated to studying Blot)

Grim becoming more rabid makes things hella worse because you can manage your health and a fussy OB monster waiting to happen, it's near impossible.

Emotions and tensions will definitely be high which means that Yuu's arc will be pushing people away.

Something happens with Malleus and Yuu's back to putting themselves on the back burner, and has to rekindle their disconnected relationships in order to get that dragon back to his senses.

Yuu needs a damn break.

[sorikkung]

Hey, so I read your post about including more gender neutral reader insert fics on writing blogs, and the only reason I haven't done so is because I have no idea how to write smut for a gender neutral reader. Because obviously they don't identify as either gender, but their body has either male or female genitalia, but if I write them as having female genitalia, then people will think it's a female reader insert fic. I was hoping you could help me out here.

i can absolutely help, thank you for reaching out to me! it's really nice to see people consciously making an effort to include everyone <3

so here's my comprehensive guide to writing gender neutral reader insert smut!

for the record, i invite people to add anything if you think i've missed something helpful! reblog to save a writer's life <3

smut is tricky to do gender neutral, so it is entirely acceptable to say gender neutral reader and specify their genitalia, as gender =/= sex. you'd want to label that at the start though, so like [member] x gn!afab!reader or gn!amab!reader depending on which parts you choose.

in case you don't know, afab means Assigned Female At Birth and amab means Assigned Male At Birth, so it specifies the biology without necessarily implying a gender identity. agab = Assigned Gender At Birth.

if you don't want to specify the reader's assigned gender at birth, that's doable too! it'll be a little more vague, but everyone has a hole and a part that's sensitive when touched, so it can be worked with. if the reader is bottoming, just maybe cut out the descriptors of being wet from being worked up and replace them with some actual prep with lube. instead of pressing circles on their clit, something vague like slipping a hand down or putting their mouth on their pants/between their legs works too. when the reader tops, you can just describe a dick and the reader can imagine if it's a real one or a strap-on, so long as you don't describe it hardening vs going soft or actually ejaculating.

that'd be my number one tip for writing gn smut without a specified agab - don't be afraid to leave it up to the reader's imagination! if they're old enough to be reading smut, they should be able to put two and two together. you don't need to specify the details of every individual action. something as simple as "he sank down between your legs and put his mouth to work, obscene sounds filling the air" or idk maybe less lame sounding than that but like point is. you can omit a lot of specific vocab by giving enough context clues.

alternatively, if everything is strictly anal that's always gender neutral. LMAO.

cleanup scenes are also important and imo not written enough tbh. if ur not specifying the readers agab its even More important bc if a reader was imagining it with a dick, there'd probably be cum somewhere, and even if not, there's always some kind of fluid alright just get a wet wipes in there or smth like it only needs to be a sentence or two but thats a personal pet peeve of mine, lmao.

other things to consider would be replacing any mentions of breasts or boobs with just chest - amab folk can still like their nipples played with, so that's safe and fine, but no bras or binders mentioned ideally as that can be implied when the reader undresses anyway. even if you are writing an afab reader, if they're still gender neutral, it's safer not to write abt boobs since most afab non-women get chest dysphoria and its not fun. lmao.

as for dialogue, this is the easy part. there's plenty of gender neutral pet names like baby, sweetheart, love, angel, kitten, etc, that you can utilise, but you'll want to be careful if you're going into the explicit dirty talk kind of dialogue. we'd want to avoid things like "you're so wet/hard for me" if you're not specifying an agab, alternatives could include "you're so sensitive/responsive for me" or if you want to be real vague, a simple "aww, all this, for me?" gets the job done as well.

if you are specifying their agab, it's still totally okay to include that in the dialogue, too, as its not inherently gendering them to talk about their parts. i'll reiterate that sex =/= gender, men and nb folk can have a pretty little pussy and women n nb folk can have a massive veiny cock too, or whatever else tickles your fancy. just avoid calling them a good girl/boy or anything like that, alternatives could be like... idk good pet, or just simply "that's my baby."

lmk if you guys want and i'll write up a gender-neutral smut dialogue prompt list for yall, that could be fun. or if you have any questions, whether that be for writing specific scenes you dont know how to word or if you want tips on writing gender neutral reader inserts outside of smut, my inbox/dms are always open for that too <3

[barnesandrogersfanfics]

Baby Love - Part 10

A/N - Finally an update!! 💕

chrisevans I'm so excited to announce that Y/N and I are expecting!! We are both over the moon.... i cannot even put into words how happy i am right now.

Mama and baby are both doing great and Dodger is thrilled that he's about to become a big brother.

#BabygirlEvansComingSoon

It was a few weeks after the premiere, middle of May, my 5th month in my pregnancy that Chris finally put out the announcement and surprisingly it went well....better than i could ever have imagined. The messages from Chris's fans were amazing! Of course there was still some haters but nothing that was too awful or couldn't be ignored. It was nice that it was out now and i didn't have to worry about someone finding out and leaking it to the press.

Chris was scheduled to start filming 'Defending Jacob' a series for Apple TV mid June through to July. The good thing being it was filming in Massachusetts, 20 minutes from home so he wouldn't have to stay away.

Chris was finally upstairs getting ready so he could head to set, he had been whining this morning about wanting to stay home with his girls.

I was currently laying on the sofa in a sports bra and shorts, with my now 6 month belly showing while i watched some crappy daytime show.... i had removed Chris's t-shirt when i started getting hot flushes.

"Okay im ready to.....go. Jesus christ why are you half naked right now?" I looked round to see Chris looking me up and down like i was the tastiest thing he'd ever seen. I rolled my eyes looking back at the TV "hot flushes, i sweat through my shirt...i feel like I'm burning alive"

"Such a drama queen" he chuckled

"Excuse you?..... you wanna try going through this??" I snapped, i knew as soon as it was out of my mouth it was uncalled for and instantly felt bad "I'm sorry i didn't mean to snap.... is the damn AC even working?" i said almost feeling like i was gonna cry. Chris came walking over crouching in front of me with a cold cloth and draped it across my forehead.

"That should help a little and i got you some ice..." he passed me a cup of ice chips and i cried.

"Hey! Whats wrong?"

"You're just the best boyfriend ever"

"Awww" he chuckled pressing a kiss to my forehead.

"Don't.... I'm all sweaty and gross"

"I like you all sweaty" he wriggled his eyebrows making me laugh "and you're not gross..... you're beautiful. I nearly had a heart attack seeing you laying here looking like this.... now i really don't wanna leave"

"You have to, stop making excuses"

"I dont want to leave you alone like this..."

"I wont be, Scott's coming over we're gonna go for lunch later"

"Oh.... "

"You're okay with that right?"

"Yeah of course" he smiled before leaning in to give me a kiss.

"Hey! its just me!" Scott yelled from the front door on cue.

"In here!" I yelled reaching my hands out to Chris to help me up into a sitting position.

"Yikes! what is going on with you you're a mess" Scott said looking concerned.

"Thanks! Thats just what i needed to hear Scotty" i scooped out an ice chip and popped it in my mouth.

"Hot flushes" Chris told Scott and he pulled a face.

"I'll be okay in a minute, it'll pass. Though im pretty tempted to go jump in the damn pool right about now"

"Stay outta the pool sweetheart, maybe a lukewarm bath or shower would help?"

"I'll be fine Chris, you need to go or you're gonna be late"

"I don't wanna leave you alone...."

"Err hello? Im here, she's not alone" Scott said coming to sit next to me on the sofa.

"Can you put your shirt back on.....i don't feel comfortable...." Chris started to say while looking me over again.

"Stop! I am not putting that thing back on when i feel like I'm in the pits of hell Evans!" I said pointing at the soaking wet t-shirt on the table " besides Scott's seen me in my bathing suit plenty of times.... I'm wearing more now than i was then! also incase you forgot.... I'm not his type"

"I feel insulted!" Scott gasped before smiling at his brother.

"Just go to work! I will call you if i need anything, we'll be fine".

Chris sighed but nodded, he leant in and gave me a kiss and finally left for set.

"Geez he always like that?"

"No, he's got a little more protective as the pregnancy has gone on but that was new"

"He's probably just worried about you. This is the first time he's had to really leave you since you've been pregnant"

"He'll be back tonight! He needs to chill out. I know i sound like a bitch and i really don't mean to but i literally feel like Satan himself is roasting my body!"

"You want some more ice chips?"

"Yes please".

After another 30/40 minutes i finally felt myself cooling down.

"Oh thank god! I think it passed"

"For now"

"Thanks!" I laughed "I've had a few hot flushes here and there but nothing like that... that was brutal!"

"Well I'm glad it passed, why don't you go take a shower and we'll go get some lunch, it will do you good to get some fresh air, we can even take Dodger"

"Sounds good to me".

Scott and i grabbed lunch at a small family run cafe that was kinda tucked away, not a lot of people actually knew about it which was the reason we chose this place when we'd have lunch....it also had a small outside seating area where we could sit with Dodger.

Once we were done with lunch we took Dodger for a walk in the park where he found a new friend, they ran around together for a good half an hour.

"Wow he's gonna be beat" Scott laughed as we sat on a bench watching the two dogs running around.

"Good! He has too much energy!"

I chuckled "i'll be wanting to sleep and he brings me his toys wanting to play its exhausting" i said exaggerating, truth was i loved that Dodger always wanted my attention.

"Well he's gonna have to learn to share you when my niece arrives"

"Do you think he'll be okay with the baby?"

"Im sure he will, Dodge is a good boy"

"The best, i just worry. I worry about everything lately though" i laugh rubbing my hand over my belly "you ready to head back?"

"Sure"

I whistle and call for Dodger and he comes running straight over allowing me to attach he's leash.

"Lets go home bubba" i scratched behind his ear before handing the leash to Scott.

We got back to the house and let Dodger out of the car, he ran straight towards the front door and started growling and scratching at the door.

"Hey stop!" Scott said quickly and Dodger turned to look at him before starting again this time barking loudly.

"Whats his problem?"

"I don't know....."

"Maybe Chris is home?"

"His car isn't here....." i opened the door and Dodger ran inside sniffing everywhere.

"Hey Chris you home?" Scott called out but i already knew he wasn't, this didn't feel right.....

"Scott, somethings wrong....."

"What do you mean?" He asked turning to me looking concerned.

"I don't know its just a feeling i have"

Dodger suddenly ran past us and up the stairs, we followed him up to find him sitting outside mine and Chris's bedroom scratching at the door.

"Chris....." Scott called again thinking Dodger just wanted to get to him but no answer, the house was silent.

Scott stepped forward and opened the door and we both gasped at the what we saw. The whole room was trashed.

"Scott..... what if someones still in the house?" I turned to him with wide eyes as panic set it.

"Stay in here with Dodger, I'm gonna check the house..."

"No! Just call the cops, stay in here with us!"

"I'll be fine! They're probably long gone, Dodger would be going crazy if they were still here...but i just wanna make sure".

"Please be careful! I'll call the cops"

"Okay lock the door behind me".

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So the CS wedding is finally happening .. I binged watched OUAT before S6 so I didn't get to spend much time in the fandom so I thought it'll be fun to relive CS moments with CSers who were there from the start! When/how/why did you know that CS was the ship for you? What are your top three romantic CS scenes? What are you top three angsty CS scenes? What are your top 3 CS kisses? What is your most memorable CS related fandom moment? What is one thing you would still like to see happen with CS?

Wow, can you believe I’m just now seeing this? I am so sorry. 

1. When/how/why did you know that CS was the ship for you? 

I’d say it was Colin and Jennifer’s chemistry overall. I’ve never seen anything like it. I don’t mean that in a shipper way, just that they’re such talented actors to where it doesn’t even seem like you’re watching a fictional show. I’ve just never gotten that feeling before. I also think it was how well their characters could relate to one another. They both were brought up in such sad circumstances and they both lost love and deserved someone like one another to help each other grow. They just deserved to be loved and were naturally attracted to each other, so I just wanted them to find happiness in one another. I started watching the show right at the tail end of season 3 was airing. I remember when I finally got up to the end of season two, just knowing this ship would happen and googling when do hook and emma kiss? cause I couldn’t bare to wait any longer for them to be together. When they finally started to date, I didn’t even expect them to mesh together as well as they did, i didnt expect their scenes to be as good as what they were, everything about their relationship and the way it was written exceeded my expectations and was too good to be true. it was like fan fiction, better than the canon truth. I expected their relationship to be good, but God, it was glorious. There’s nothing like watching CS unravel for the first time. I imagine it’s exactly how Emma feels when she uses her magic.

2. What are your top three romantic CS scenes? 

1. My top moment will always be the 5x21 reunion after ZEUS @#!$%^& SENT KILLIAN BACK TO EMMA CAUSE THEY AND I QUOTE “BELONG”ED TOGETHER, ARE YOU KIDDING ME???? The look in Emma’s eyes when she turns and sees him and when she runs to him and their giggles and kisses and the kisses Emma places on his cheek. I just…WOW. nothing can ever beat that scene.

2. I’d definitely say their entire first date. Killian was such a gentleman, and the fact that he actually got his hand back for Emma and she dIDN’T EVEN NOTICE IT CAUSE SHE JUST SEES KILLIAN AS KILLIAN - HER KILLIAN, TO BE QUITE @$!@^&* HONEST - AND NOT AS HOOK. The kiss was just so romantic and sexy and all the hand holding and holding in general and emma wearing his jacket and the flirting, and they both just looked SO good, and Emma looked so beautiful and refreshed, and they just focused on each other and blocked everything out and she was finally willing to open herself up to him and date him and find her happy ending. That was one of my all time favorite Emma looks by far.

3. when killian reads to emma her parents story from henry’s storybook to help her and give her more faith. “SHH SHH SHH ITS STORYTIME” like everything about that kills me. “true love can break any curse and so can you cause thats what you’re made of” “you can overcome these visions, you can overcome anything” and the sweet hand kiss and i just…omg. everything about it. 

3. What are you top three angsty CS scenes? 

1. My top angsty scene will always be their goodbye in 5x20. Like Killian crying just does it for me, honestly. I always bawl hysterically, and I might get blocked and judged by people for this, but I honestly think the way they opened up and said their goodbyes was better than their own wedding vows. Killian telling her “if i helped take off that armor don’t put it back on just because youre going to lose me” and emma telling him not to let her be his unfinished business and to move on from the underworld and be happy. Killian kissing Emma’s hand as shes going up also just ruins me to pieces. In fact, every little $%^#$%^$ thing Colin O’Donoghue improvises literally ruins my life and leaves me sobbing, and I’m so tired of it. I can’t even stand his ass anymore. I can’t even believe I run a tumblr blog dedicated to him. 

2. The “break up”/fight from 6x14. “YOU COME TO ME HOOK, AND YOU LEAN ON ME, AND YOU TRUST ME” and when she gives him the ring back and oh my god. my heart and soul. colin and jen deserve all the awards. that entire time hook was seperated from her, and they both just hated it and wanted to make it better and couldnt and werent sure where each other was or what they were thinking, but killian still fought so hard to come home to her and when emma gave up hope and knew he wasnt coming home so she turned off the porch light i just :’( no baby girl he never left you he was kidnapped and trapped and tricked

3. i’m going to say the scene in 5x15 where emma heals killian. firstly “hades sort of knocked the handsome out of me” “no ones that powerful” okay 1. OMGGG 2. TRU!!! and when he’s hard on himself because of his actions when he was the dark one. “you gave into the darkness out of love, i plunged in head first in a second over revenge i was WEAK” “you raised the bar very high swan, and the fact is i dont measure up” and emmas like HO HO HO NO LISTEN 

4. What are your top 3 CS kisses? 

1. CS PANCAKES!!!!!! “something smells delicious … im not talking about the pancakes” “TO HELL WITH PANCAKES.” oh my god. do i need to explain why. i was as annoyed as killian when snow showed up, AND THAT LITTLE TONGUE TEASE ACTION AND KILLIAN LEANING BACK AND EMMA PRESSING HIM AGAINST THE TABLE UGH !!!! CS !!! DID !!! THAT !!!

2. the one dark ones kiss in the forest. u know the one. we all know the one. yes. that one. im saying this solely because of killian going “mmmMMMMMmmmMMMmmnnn” and trying to get more and god sTOP IT KILLIAN UHR TRAMATIZIN ME

3. 6x01 couch scene. they come back from the underworld, and they’re all happy and Emma’s 210% ready to open herself up and love him with no fears and work on their forever and that includes taking - or TRYING - to take that final step ;) ;)

ENOUGH %^$#^&* SAID. 

i think these kisses says a lot about me as a person and a cs shipper. tbh. am i sorry? no. 

5. What is your most memorable CS related fandom moment? 

I honestly think it was a tie between the 5x20 separation and 5x21 reunion. Something about that time was just very positive for me and those are two of my all-time favorite CS moments. i’d also say all the friends i’ve made, like, kelsee, @badasslass and @ithinkyoushouldspeaknow . 

6. What is one thing you would still like to see happen with CS?

I really want to see them have a baby, a girl to be exact. Like, I just, something about seeing these two raise a beautiful little girl together completes me. I have so many headcanons about it. I think 6x03 really fueled the fire with that one. Emma’s reaction to the way Killian was around Alexandra and SHE WANTS TO HAVE HIS BABIES OKAY I S2G GIVE THEM A CHILD LORDT KNOWS THEY NEED ONE. like i just also think because emma didnt really get to raise henry and hook made an effort with bagelfire they should have the chance again together. they’d be such exceptional parents.