#that's why he always licks the glaze off the donuts first instead of eating them just like that
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YOU HAVE ENABLED THE KIWI!! GET SQUEEZED, YOU PRECIOUS LEMON TART!!! ๐๐๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐๐๐
Let me give you a peck on your pretty head! ๐๐๐
#Casper#๐ฅ๐ช#HUGS AND SMOOCHES! AND WILD BATTLE CRIES!#because why not?#you kissed a Kiwi#and you liked it#and now#you have to live with the consequences#just like Bobby#Bobby likes to live dangerously#that's why he always licks the glaze off the donuts first instead of eating them just like that#Bobby likes to lick around the sticky hole#no not like that#you naughty nugget#you know who also likes to live dangerously?#that special jackass who eats a kiwi with the skin#in my presence#YES I AM TALKING TO YOU#YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE#I SEE YOU SMIRKING#USE A DAMN NAPKIN#*Kiwi screeches like an pterodactyl*#Bobby no#Bobby started to do things I can't describe here#for reasons#Bobby wants to get naughty before Christmas it seems#BOBBY NO#THAT TREE IS FOR DECORATION#I DON'T CARE IF IT HAS A FLARED BASE#FELIZ NAVIDAD!!
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