#that's such a f*ckin' stupid tag

[duoatomica]

Tw: harsh words, mentions of Nsfw

This is my first "fic" so ignore if It's poorly written ><

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Johann walked down the dark halls of the cavern the hunters have established themselves after failing to dominate the dragon's edge, arms behind his back, thinking of the next steps to find the king of dragons.

Upon walking past a closed wooden door, something perked up his ears and made him instantly turns his head towards the door.

The sound of Krogan's voice, yelling something.

In the beggining, Johann simply scoffed and walked away, as he didn't want to lose focus of his plans to Krogan's stupid problems,

yet, with the continuous screams and yells, curiosity took over and made him slowly approach, putting his ear on the door.

From inside, he heard wood creaking, which could've been strange enough, until he recognized another voice, making his eyes wide slightly,

Viggo's.

"Krogan, stop moving so much!!" Viggo shouted and groaned as Krogan then responded,

"I'm almost there, just a little bit more!" Also grrunting rapidly, the man answered with a breathy voice.

At that point, Johann was paralyzed with widen eyes. Well, he never expected them two to be probably doing such things together, as he saw them as somewhat rivals, Krogan had attempted to terminate Viggo a lot of times before, and Viggo has always contradicted Krogan's ideas and points of view.

Well,

Viggo never seemed to have that much hatred for Krogan, probably contempt, yet Krogan wanted that two faced- literally -man dead.

But as if theses lines weren't strange enough, Johann's jaw just dropped at what they said next.

"I can't- You're too big! We'll have to switch!" Viggo whinned from inside, grunting louder than before.

"Hold on... Hold on! Oh f*ckin' Thor- AAH!!" Krogan yelled at the top of his lungs and just after Viggo joined him in the screaming.

The shouts were followed by loud sounds of something heavy falling on the ground and wood breaking, then moans of pain from the ones inside.

Johann was... In disbelief. Not only they were having, well, relations, but they also broke something. Good, more trouble, is there ever enough tho? No, there's always space for more problems.

Upon this torture to his eardrums, Johann decides it was now his turn to continue the noise.

"WHAT ARE YOU TWO IDIOTS DOING IN THERE??!" Johann called out from outside, and not too long after, the door opened.

Viggo was absolutely destroyed, hair ruffled, with wooden splinters embedded in his skin and bruises and scratches, specially on his back,

Krogan was also all covered in bruises and splinters, holding broken ladder under his left arm and a big bone on his right hand.

Johann looked confused, but still tried to give them a little scolding.

"Now, what in Odin's name were you two doing?!" Johann asked with a harsh tone and an annoyed expression, with his arms crossed.

Krogan sighed with irritation. "I was trying to reach for one of Basil's toys on the top of a shelf and asked Viggo for help with the stairs... I lost my balance and fell, but pulled the shelf with me and it fell on us."

Viggo replied, his voice laced with pain. "He fell on me and the stairs broke on my back."

Oh. Now it quite made sense.

Johann lifted an eyebrow, but only narrowed his eyes and walked away.

As Johann left, Viggo looked at Krogan. "You owe me a new tunic."

Krogan scoffed. "Alright... So, now that we finally have Basil's toy, and that old ass is not here anymore, you on for a little ‘‘healing session’’ in my room?" Krogan said with a little smirk on his face.

Viggo chuckled, understanding the double meaning in Krogan's sentence. "Why not?" He replied as Krogan dropped the broken ladder and they both walked to Krogan's room.

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This is so dumb why did I write this😭

Also @reallyprofoundkryptonite and @ziggityzigg tag cuz I forgot

[jenosuh]

fic recs and good authors part 2

so I’m not actually finished here but I guess I’ll just post this now and make a part 3 when some other fics come to mind, I’m sorry if I left out and triggers or warnings. sorry if I’ve tagged you before

tag list : @dimplehyunn

these are all in no particular order

love story by @dreamcities romeo!jaemin x fem!juliet!reader

summary: you hadn’t meant to fall in love at first sight with the handsome son of your family’s sworn enemy. but you did, and now you must decide if you’d risk it all for your star-crossed romance with him or go forth with your arranged marriage with another man.

something to sink my teeth into by @kiri-ah vampire!jaemin x human reader

summary: A trip to Poland goes terribly wrong - or maybe terribly right - when you're bitten and kidnapped by a vampire. Between passing out, almost dying multiple times, and falling in love, you have a lot on your plate. Oh, and the magic. Right.

someone to spend eternity with by @mochi-baby-xoxo part two to ‘something to sink my teeth into’ above ^

last deception by @jaemotel agent!jaemin x fem!mafia boss!reader

summary: na jaemin, one of the best agents is sent to hunt down his ex lover without getting his feelings involved. jaemin is not the one to get out of track but what happens when he meets the love of his life, one more time?

the one that got away by @dear-hao jaemin x reader

summary: a perfect couple who just couldn’t get timing right.  

wall talk by @dnylvu

summary: he’s the enemy, the one you’ve despised since the beginning of time. but he’s also the very man buried deep within you.

broken mirrors by @neovisioned jaehyun x reader

summary: Your college friends recall a creepy legend about a man that appears in mirrors and grants you two wishes when summoned. Jisung is dared to say his name three times and see what happens. At first you brush it off as some copy of bloody mary but, when your friend chickens out and swears something happened in that bathroom, you can’t deny the shift in atmosphere everyone felt. The urge to try it out mixed with fear pushes you over the edge. it’s probably fake anyways, right? You summon Jung Jaehyun in the middle of the night, on your bed, and he is not what you expected him to be. 

I like you….the other you by @pastelsicheng spiderman!jaemin x reader

summary: Even after drifting apart from your friend Jaemin 3 years ago, you still have a big fat cr*sh on him. You’ve convinced yourself that you’ll get over him someday, but maybe it’s better that you didn’t get over him after all because Jaemin has a big fat cr*sh on you too. All it takes is you telling him about your feelings and saying you like him. Well, telling the other him. Alternatively, in which you have a big fat cr*sh on Spider-man’s alter-ego and Spider-man has a big fat cr*sh on you.

smultronställe part 2 by @gohyuck surgeon!jaemin x reader

summary: in which jaemin’s both a superdad and a supersurgeon and you can’t help but fall for him

the one that got away by @haechanplsacceptmylove sungchan & fem!reader

warnings: pregnancy, death, blood (bro i love this fic so much but i hate it because i cried so much and i don’t think i can bring myself to read it again because I’ll get to emotional and hate myself, it’s super angsty and has character death so read it if you think you’ll be ok with those themes)

random really good jaemin fic recs list by @jaesayshi

cat and mouse by @tyonfs

summary: tired of meaningless hookups and dull parties, na jaemin had always been hesitant to indulge himself. that is, of course, until he met you. however, upon realizing you’re none other than jeong jaehyun’s little sister, jaemin has to keep his relationship with you under wraps to make sure his team captain doesn’t find out. 

just like the movies by @jensungf

summary: the kissing booth was a horrible movie, but somehow you still managed to get roped into watching the god-awful sequel, and the only reason you could blame was your stupid best friend by the name of lee donghyuck. oh, and the fact that you may or may not be whipped for him too.

that’s hot by @dreamcity-rawr pride!mark x reader

Summary: mark’s pride and ego start to get on your nerves so you decide to give him a piece of your mind, little did you know, you start become a piece always on his mind from then on  

i became attracted to seaweed by @choerrypuffs son of poseidon!donghyuck x daughter of athena!reader

enchanted also by @choerrypuffs prince!jungwoo x witch!reader

summary: the prince has always been a little unconventional, but no one ever expected him to fall in love with a witch.

serve you, help you by @00-baejin-05 butler!jaemin x reader x butler!jeno

summary: it's normal to have servants serve you, especially if you are royalty. however, you didn't expect two butlers to be given to you, intead of maids. you learned how to trust them and deepen your connection with him... but it's gotten way too deep. (I somehow remember reading this but I also somehow don’t??)

grit your f*ckin teeth by @henlojeno mark x reader

summary: dubbed the grim reaper, one half of the strongest in the devil’s league, you were a supernatural hybrid known for strong wings and green lighting; admired and feared by both humans and myths alike, right until the day you disappeared with no explanation. cue your reappearance four months later, it’s up to you to mend the ties you left hanging and reconcile with those you’ve left behind, all while still scrambling to save lives from a crumbling society.

the interview by @whereisten vampire!doyoung x journalist reader

summary: you’re a journalist that just booked her biggest gig, an interview with Doyoung, a vampire notorious for a series of murders in your city.

gilded gold by @mint-yooxgi yandere vampire print jaehyun x reader

sun&moon by @fleurminho jaehyun x reader

(um so the acc deactivated before I got to post it but the plot was really cute so I’ll keep this here even if the links don’t lead to anything. all I remember was a soulmate au with jaehyun where you go to his concert and meet him there </3)

authors:

@nakamotocore @shotarology @bluejaem @jenoismydad @tenseoyong @taemin-jaemin

[madmanwonder]

Type: Prompt

Summary: Pacifica may say she doesn’t like Dipper because he’s a bit of a dork but she gets real jealous whenever Candy Chiu tags along on the mystery adventures they go on

“Stupid Asian w*ore,” The rich bodacious woman. “Thinking she all hot s*it because the dumb beefcake loser ask her out to go on his dumb mystery adventure instead of me,”

She glared hotly at the slim form of Candy who giggled at the stupid joke and touching his hard, muscular arm and feeling up his thick chiseled muscles. “F*ckin’ loser doesn’t know her place….” She said as she hugged the other arm and sandwiched it between her generous breasts with cute, jealous expression, relishing in the blushing face of the mountain of a man and the dark glare from the Asian beauty.

[parkeraul]

trying the spider-man kissing with tom would be 10/10 yk...

→ upside down | t.h.

author’s note — hey ya, thanks for requesting. i hope you like it! requests are open again for tom, peter & shawn, btw. hit the askbox.

pairing: tom holland x reader

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warnings — fluff, kissing and cursing.

“Why me?” 

“Because you’re Spider–Man, dumbass,” Tom hears Y/N saying with a roll in his eyes, arms crossed and eyebrows lifting up. “You’ve done this before, I don’t get the outrage of everything.”

Leaning against the counter, Tom keeps his arms crossed and face unsuccessfully shut — his lips are pressed together in a thin line to hold back his nervous laughter, his cheeks are contracting as he bites the inside of them and his leg can’t stop bouncing. His hair is damp from the shower he took a few minutes ago, some drops traveling down his shoulders and some others falling directly onto his gray sweatpants, painting darker spots on the cotton fabric. It’s almost impossible to take him seriously when he’s looking like a kid whose candy just got stolen, even more with his bare chest flushing and matching his rosy face.

“Let’s just not use my role as a proof against me, ‘kay?” Tom untangles his arms to show his palms in defense, crossing his bouncy leg in front of the other. “First because it’s hella unfair, secondly: it would be better if you get upside down rather than me, love.” 

“Why me?”

“Because that way your hair would stay outta my way,” He explains, coming closer with a boyish grin and Y/N widens her eyes, mouth parting slightly in surprise. “Do you know how many times I chewed your hair while we were kissing?”

“That was one time!” She squeaks out. “When we had that date on the beach and the wind was insane, you cannot blame me for that.”

Tom only chuckles out loud, close enough to wrap one arm around her waist while his free hand tucks a strand of her hair behind her ear, just in case. When he feels her melting into his touch, he holds her middle with both arms and lifts her body up, and she envolves his waist with her legs. Her hands cup his face, still staring at him kind of annoyed, but her lips catch his in anyways. Tom shuts his eyes close, breathing deeply through his nose and she does the same, both pair of lips getting lost into one another to a point where they can barely disguise which pair is actually theirs or not. The pressure is just on point, low and soft smack sounds flying around the kitchen as Tom blindly searches for the top of the counter again.

“Mm–mm–mm,” She mutters in denial, not breaking the kiss but tapping the cold marble under her hands, noticing that Tom is placing her frame onto it. Y/N tries to break free from his hold and step away, but his muscular arms are stronger as they keep her in place effortlessly. Realising what he’s doing, she mumbles against his mouth, “F–ckin’ cheater.” 

The british boy laughs against her lips, feeling the sharp slap of her hand against his bare shoulder and he would be lying if he said it didn’t burn. 

“Gotta think fast, darlin’,” He inches backwards, standing just a few centimeters away from her face. Blinking sarcastically, Tom steals a loud peck from her mouth and gently bites her cheek quickly, laying a soft slap on the side of her ass in return to the shoulder thing that happened seconds ago. “Now turn around and lie down, Miss Parker, I want my kiss.” 

“You little piece of sh—”

“No, babe, that’s not how it starts,” Tom fakes disappointment, turning her body around himself — carefully, he supports both her legs on top of his forearm and holds the small of her back. Like this, he starts spinning her frame around. “I say ‘you are amazing’, right?” When Y/N has her back turned to him, he smiles even wider, having the most fun of the entire day because she’s not moving an inch to collaborate with his plan. “Then you say ‘some people don’t think so’ and then I’m gonna insist, ‘but you are’, ‘kay?” His voice tone is cocky, to a point where Y/N doesn’t need to look back to know that he’s explaining through the biggest smile in the world, splattered all over his annoyingly–cute little face. 

“How long have you been planning this?” Y/N asks, unconsciously leaning her back down on the cold marble and hissing lowly due to the sensation, shifting her head closer to the edge of the counter. 

“To be honest? I have no idea either.”

It doesn’t take long until Y/N has her hair cascading down the edge of the counter, hands grabbing the sides of the white marble for dear life and stomach getting those butterflies, lungs working heavily to keep her calm. Tom kneels down on the kitchen floor, pearl–white smile so full of joy it won’t disappear for days, he thinks. When she opens her eyes, there he is: glancing at her so enchantingly that his puppy–brown eyes are shining brighter than ever, the back of his fingers caressing her face lovingly and his thumbs coming to trace her jawline unhurriedly.

“Done, dork,” She says lowly. “My hair is out of my face.” 

“Do I get to say thank you this time?” Closing the space between them, Tom asks with the softest smirk. 

“Oh, Tom,” Y/N recognises the film line and laughs, shaking her head weakly to avoid getting dizzier. “Just go for it already, this is not my best angle.” 

After they laugh together, it’s like a calmy atmosphere reaches down onto them, making their hearts beat in a weirdly–comfortable nervousness. They don’t know why this suddenly became so serious, but in Tom’s mind it always had to happen perfectly. So, when they close their eyes simultaneously, he brushes his pink lips against hers — once, twice, threatening but never ending the torture. It’s a new way to feel it, and he wants it all. He wants the craving, the desire, the hunger; all the sensations and feelings crashing together and building an expectation that could only be undone with the kiss he wanted for so long. His right hand grazes her cheek and his left hand supports her shoulder, silently assuring her that she’s safe with him, nothing and no harm is ever gonna happen to her as long as he’s here — either if it’s only a ‘stupid’ upside down kiss thing. 

When Tom feels that she’s drunken in as much as he is, he decides to catch her bottom lip in between his and kiss her so devotedly that he can feel the love running back and forth through his nerves intensely. So far, there’s nothing different but when they both slip their tongues to meet each other, the couple frown together. It’s odd, but they go on in anyways. It almost seem like they don’t know how to kiss, like they’re kissing for the first time just like teenagers. Insisting, Tom only uses the tip of his tongue to taste hers timidly, trying to decide what the actual fuck he’s gonna do. With the two spurred on to find ways to make it happen, things start to slowly fit together as how it’s supposed to be since the very beginning. He switches down to grab her upper lip while she gives attention to his lower one, pressing smooches before using their tongues again.

When they do so, it feels better.

It’s head—spinning slow, a touch so good and so new that it shots a wave of excitement down their bodies. Heartbeats faster makes the kiss’ pace fasten too, tongues never getting enough of each other in a taste that feels so heavenly good, too good to be true. Tom kisses Y/N fiercely, as if he could explain with a kiss how much of a dream it is: to finally do the Spider–Man kiss and, more than that, to do it with the girl of his dreams. 

They break the kiss for air, but not shifting away that much. Tom never stopped rubbing his thumb along her skin and he doesn’t feel like doing it so soon. 

“That was—”

“Wow.” 

He chuckles at her reaction, can’t help but steal two kisses in a row. 

“Yeah, love,” He agrees, whispering so deep in passion. “That was wow.” 

“Could you do something for me, though?” 

“Anything, Peter Parker.” He jokes. 

Y/N breathes deeply, grimacing as her hands try to find a safe way to get up again. 

“Get me outta here,” She says through gritted teeth, feeling her body sliding towards the end of the counter. “For the love of Mary Jane.”

Taglist: @outlandishnerd @jillanaholland | Tagging mutuals: @mcuspidey @santaholland @snowflakeparker

[green-eyed-weirdo]

MUSIC TAG

you can usually tell a lot about a person by the type of music they listen to. put your favorite playlist on shuffle and list the first ten songs then tag ten people! no skipping!

Tagged by: @chloebeale & @ridiculously-over-obsessed

1. Love on top - The Bellas

2. Cheap Trills - The Bellas

3. I don’t want your money - Ed Sheeran & H.E.R.

4. Stupid Love - Lady Gaga

5. Underdog - Alicia Keys

6. Con Calma - Daddy Yankee

7. F*ckin Perfect - Pink

8. Can’t hold us down - Christina Aguilera

9. Born this way - Lady Gaga

10. Savage love - Jason Derulo

Tagging; @djbubblegum @bechloebeale @aca-awesomenerd @massivedrickhead @v3ronica-summ3rs @rebeccamitchell @incredibeale @beyond-bechloe

[kazhub]

7 PEOPLE I’D LIKE TO KNOW BETTER. rules:  fill this up and then tag 7 people you’d like to know better !

one / ( alias / name ):  Kazbob/Kat two / ( date of birth ):  October 9th~ three / ( zodiac sign ):  I’m a f*ckin’ Libra four / ( height ): 5′6″ five / ( hobbies ):  Drawing, rp, d&d, bullet journalling, gaming six / ( favorite color ):  Like, at least four of ‘em. I can’t pick. seven / ( favorite books ):   Anything by Garth Nix eight / ( last song listened to ):   Right now I’m listening to Empire Ants by Gorillaz nine / ( last film or show watched ): The Good Place ten / ( story behind url )  this blog? It’s my nickname combined with hub lmao. rocketzealot is named because it kinda rhymes and describes... what... Fred is. eldritchglitch also... rhymes. It combines eldritch (which is how I play Mew) and glitch (which is what they literally are, in the context of the game). eleven / ( inspiration for muse ): Fred is and oooold character conceived in science class when I was about 16. The alpha versions of Fred and Ted were very stupid and politically incorrect, but I’m really good at hyper-fixating on things until they become semi-serious. I ended up focusing on the Rocket element of my head-story, because I love a villain, especially ineffectual villains. I’ve also kinda always wanted to rp Mew as a kind of Bill Cipher-esque, demi-god thing. Come to think of it, I think that version of Mew came from the same story idea Fred did... how ‘bout that?

TAGGED BY:  @consacro​ (thank u!!) TAGGING:  Iiii don’t know who hasn’t done this already? @aquaunderling​ @commonxscents​ @curiousfrosting​ @silveratonment​ um... and three more people ;)

[metriorhynchus]

OC interview

Thank you so much for the tag @the-sith-in-the-sky-with-diamond. Sorry, I’m a little late... but I didn’t forget about that! :D And I already tagged everyone I could. So let’s say… anyone who wants to join.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Meet Mr.Grumpy-Cat. The most charming and badass fluffy-guy in the Galaxy. Yo!

1. What is your name?

*laughs loudly* My name is Dachir, honey. Dachir Tagallan. But you can call me “Daddy Voidwolf”, I don’t mind.

2. Do you know why are you named that?

Yeah. But I won’t talk about it. You know, it’s... some of this “Cathar sh*t”. Let’s just be clear. If you think I’m sentimental guy or something, I’ll shoot you in the face. But my name means a lot to me. Even if I mean nothing to my family. *sighs* Sorry. That was a little harsh. Let’s just move on.

3. Are you single or taken?

Hah. Single as a frigate in the whole Galaxy. I just don’t think it’s necessary to have a long-term relationship. It’s hard and, more importantly, very boring. Believe me, I tried.

4. Have any abilities or powers?

Power of charm of course! Don’t underestimate it! *laughs* But seriously, I’m just the best shot and the best smuggler in the Galaxy. And... don’t tell Leo about it. She’ll be furious. But we all know the truth, right? *moment of silence* Sh*t! She’ll hear this interview later! *another moment of silence* And I probably shouldn’t have talked about smuggling... oops.

5. Stop being a Mary Sue.

Um... you know what’s in my pants, bro? A pair of ba- oh, right. I’m not allowed to say things like that an interview. Sorry, kids. Close your ears next time!

6. What’s your eye color?

Bright orange. 

7. How about your hair color?

Milk chocolate! And it’s natural, thanks to my mom.

8. Have any family members?

Okay, I knew we’d talk about it. Remember my warning about the shot in the face? Good. So... *sighs* I’ve never seen my father. He left the family before I was born. Or there was no family at all... I don’t know. But I have a mother. At least I hope she’s still alive after all this “Eternal Sh*t”. And I know she hates me. You know, for running away from home, all that illigal work on Nar Shaddaa. I left her alone on Coruscant. And I’m not proud of it. Honestly, I hate myself for this sh*t sometimes. But I had a reason to run, okay? Life on the “lower Coruscant” is terrible. I made some money. I went back. I wanted to get her out of there after all. And what did she tell me? That she doesn’t even have a son anymore! *another sigh* I don’t know if that was the answer to your question. I really don’t care, sorry. All I’m trying to say is that the... Alliance is my family now. Leo is my family. Chase is my family. Nothing more.

9. Oh? How about pets?

*laughs sadly* No. I never even thought about that. Maybe I’d like a little puppy. Some kind of akk-dog. They’re really cute.

10. That’s cool, I guess. Now, tell me something you don’t like?

Bullsh*t. Life in the underworld is pretty simple. Either you tell me the truth or I punch you in the face. That’s all.

11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?

Well... yeah. *blushes* I... play a harmonica. *laughs* And sabacc.

12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?

C’mon, buddy, I was a drug dealer. I permanently ruined people’s lives.

13. Ever… killed anyone before?

I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that question.

14. What kind of animal are you?

Really?.. *laughs loudly* You’d be f*ckin’ surprised, man. *whispers* I’m a cat. But it’s a secret...

15. Name your worst habits?

I’m f*ckin’ perfect! *moment of silence* Well... maybe a little bullsh*t from my mouth... *another moment of silense* Sh*t, again! *long pause* Forget about it...

16. Do you look up to anyone at all?

Nope. Why would I do that?

17. Are you gay, straight or bisexual?

Straight. 

18. Do you go to school?

Don’t make me laugh. Look at me. Do I look like I went to school?

19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?

I won’t even have a nightmare about that. I hope...

20. Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?

Pfft. Of course! I’m a gangsta star! *sad sigh* But Leo still has more fans... It’s not fair!

21. What are you most afraid of?

I’m afraid of growing old.

22. What do you usually wear?

I knew you’d ask! Damn, just look at this jacket. I really never leave the room without it. What else... well, loose pants, comfortable sneakers. Nothing special. But jacket...

23. What’s one food that tempts you?

Any food. I’m always hungry. Even now.

24. Am I annoying to you?

Well... I have nothing to do anyway.

25. Well, it’s still not over!

And I still have nothing to do, wow!

26. What class are you (low/middle/high)?

I’m a first-class guy. Think what you want. *laughs*

27. How many friends do you have?

Surprisingly, not so much. Leo, Chase, Bjorn, Risha, Hylo... that’s all, I guess.

28. What are your thoughts on pie?

Sh*t, you know I’m hungry!

29. Favorite drink?

Any kind of alcohol. *pause* And bantha milk...

30. What’s your favorite place?

The Promenade on Nar Shaddaa. You know... there’s always something to do.

31. Are you interested in anyone?

Yeah, in myself. My interest is keeping myself alive.

32. That was a stupid question…

It’s good that you understand that.

33. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?

In my shower.

34. What’s your type?

You know, girls. Well, definitely strong girls...

35. Any fetishes?

Um... what did we say about shooting you in the face?..

36. Camping or outdoors?

Outdoors. That’s a strange question.

[lokighost]

OC Questions Tag Game (In Character)

i guess since i was tagged by farcry5 fam @dolphinitley im gonna do stevie-lynn (who was a deputy but now im thinking is just better suited as a GFH bc id actually love to write her w other deputies one day~)

[dont know who else wants to/ has already done this so like before please please tag me back if you do this ...or.... literally anything bc i wanna see]

(hey whats with that shitty face..... what are you up to...?)

1. What is your name?

stevie-lynn salt

2. Do you know why are you named that?

my mom couldnt pick one name shes a dipsh*t i love her

3. Are you single or taken?

nobody takes me??? i take them on DATES and thats that

4. Have any abilities or powers?

yeah i make one single face at somebody and they either wanna f*ck me or fight me hehHEH

5. Stop being a Mary Sue.

Narrator; Mary-Sues Are The Backbone Of Fanfiction

6. What’s your eye color?

deep/dark brown

7. How about your hair color?

brunette

8. Have any family members?

two half brothers who are giants and everybody else is divorced or dead

9. Oh? How about pets?

ive got a few stray cats i feed outside my cabin and i visit cheeseburger a ton.... i obviously..... can’t keep a bear anywhere............

10. That’s cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don’t like?

theres a MAN in the WOODS outside my CABIN at NIGHT like an absolute fucking TERROR.......... *whips open the front door and shouts into the night* JACOB

11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?

me sharky and hurk hot-box my jeep outside his garage while his dad shouts for me to pull the fuck out of his driveway and release his son from my hippy mind control heh..... anyway good luck you old fart i memorized backing out of your driveway at fifty miles-per-hour yeEHAW~

its.... such a rush........ im sorry...... its so funny.......

12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?

i feel like..... ive abandoned my friend......??? but i couldnt go where she was going...... 

i left...... i left her with them........ i.........

13. Ever… killed anyone before?

they.... they never give me a fucking choice....... fucking peggies

14. What kind of animal are you?

big BIG bear.... in my mind im a big bear i love them so much!!!!! have you seen a bear eat a salmon? have you seen a beAR DO ANYTHI--

15. Name your worst habits?

sometimes im a bit too honest and it pushes people away..... there’s also this.... temperament issue i guess..... or thats what angela says 

16. Do you look up to anyone at all?

sharky and hurk are actually clever in a pinch but goof offs otherwise... grace has a mean shot but im shit at ALL guns-- we’ll stick to knives, knuckles and baseball bats ..... oh i guess my brothers handle a MeAn fieLd O’ vEgGiEs and we love that round here hah~

17. Are you gay, straight or bisexual?

bi as fuck baebey~

18. Do you go to school?

did a bit of community college classes on agriculture with my brothers but otherwise? nah

19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?

eeEeeeEEeeehhhhhhh.... this whole subject twists my stomach up lets just skip it--

20. Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?

hurk is my nUmBeR oNe fan we do........... a lot together ;^}}}

21. What are you most afraid of?

being separated entirely from my friends and brothers... like indefinitely or just for a long time thats ..... so scary.

22. What do you usually wear?

crop tops, tiny shorts, big boots. SpRiNg JaCkeTs BaYbEy...... NO bra >:( NO. keep it.

23. What’s one food that tempts you?

those snack pack cakes that look like zebras.... god that’s stoner cuisine 

24. Am I annoying to you?

are you? ....am i?

25. Well, it’s still not over!

..........*shrugs* do yer worst b*tch

26. What class are you (low/middle/high)?

okay wow that is your worst my f*ckin god...... *sigh* i live in a thousand-square-foot little cabin in the woods left to me by some dead relatives and i help pick corn and shit on the local farms i’m basically off the grid pal .... my brothers handle my money, do i look like i can handle my mone--- meh whatever.....

27. How many friends do you have?

sharky, hurk, jess, grace, mary-may, my brothers and i.... i uh.... my best friend angela she uh... she works for joseph now i....uhm.... .... i um........ ang--..... angela is still my friend.. i think....

28. What are your thoughts on pie?

huh!?-- oh of course, after all this sh*t you’re makin’ me say, please?

29. Favorite drink?

root beer~

30. What’s your favorite place?

on my cabin porch at night with a big beer in a rocking chair watching a f*cken weirdo shift through my woods ......f*cken.... *muttering while grabbing a baseball bat*.... werewolf-ass... motherf*cking.... ginger-bear....

*drops the bat* oh no thats actually cute..... oh no..... naw man... ugh......

31. Are you interested in anyone?

i am but you’re gonna need to really butter me up for all that gossip ;^}}}

32. That was a stupid question…

:^||| nah its not i just wanna f*ck everybody we don’t wanna scare you off just yet pal.....

33. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?

lake of course! but i’ve seen the ocean a few times and its pretty fucking scary like people ENJOY the sand? you eNjOy ThE sAnD??? 

34. What’s your type?

steaks right? medium-rare

35. Any fetishes?

*pulls out a damn knife and starts flipping it around* okay, now i stop answering your questions.... 

36. Camping indoors or outdoors?

hm? both both, we do both out here.... or at least *i* do.... any way you can its all cozy and fun right? its a good time. do both! set the tent up in the living room i’ll hot-box that too

[xdaughter-of-bloodyfacex]

List of Boston Slang Terms

* A-town" - Arlington, Ma

* "Olly-Olly Oxenfree"- A proclamation to players of "Tag" or "Hide-n-Seek", that they may return to a common area free of consequence as it may pertain to the game being

* the Ave - refers to Dorchester Avenue, or "Dot Ave"

* "that's beat"- that sucks. "she's beat"- shes's ugly

* "she's basic"- she's not that pretty or nothing special.

* bagged - arrested; "He got bagged for a DUI."; (Driving Under the Influence)

* the balls - awesome, great; "That concert was the balls."

* bang - to make a quick move (often, "bang a left"; also used often as "bang a U-ie" - make a U turn); sometimes used interchangeably with hang

* bang out - call in sick to work (It's such a nice day, maybe I should bang out and go to the beach.)

* The Boys - the cops, the police

* bozo - a pothead; used mostly in South Boston

* The Bob Loboat - The Boston Harbor Island Ferry that docks in Rowes Wharf

* cellar - the basement of a house.

* Cha-Chingham - Hingham, Ma

* The Charles - The Charles River

* chowderhead (sometimes chowdahead) - Often refers to a New Englander, at one time meant a person to laugh at or stupid person but has evolved to be a lighter term that has been embraced by those to whom it refers.

* The Chuck- The Charles River

* Chucklehead - A local idiot

* Chuck Town -refers to Charlestown. (A.K.A) C-Town

* down cellar (pronounced "down sullah") - adj., contraction of "down in the cellar", refers to being located in the basement.

* d-tech - An undercover police car

* "Dunks", Dunkee's - Dunkin' Donuts

* Dungarees - Denim pants

* frickin' - Another term for friggin', similarly used in place of the swear word f*ckin'. As in "that game was wicked frickin' pissah!"

* going to Chelsea - When something is crooked or gone awry. "Buddy, straighten yah hat. It's goin tuh Chelsea."

* good shit - An agreeable, non-threatening person. "I've got no problem with Mikey, he's a good shit."

* "Grinder" - a "submarine" or "hoagie" sandwich.

* Gump - an outdated term for dunce or nitwit. "What a gump that guy is!"

* "Hardo" - a term used to describe someone who is trying too hard, often pronounced "Hahdo." Another name for a try-hard. "Kehd got an A on his paper. Kid's a hahdo"

* Hoodie - slang term for a hooded sweatshirt

* Hoodsie (1) - A small cup of vanilla and chocolate ice-cream from the HP Hood Company. Eaten with a thin wooden spoon that comes with the Hoodsie. Also called a Hoodsie cup

* hoodsie (2) - In neighborhoods such as South Boston and Dorchester it refers to a precocious minor female who tries to appear older or wants to date older teenage boys or young men. The term is considered derogatory: "He'll get bagged if he keeps dating that hoodsie." One popular explanation says that the expression comes from the idea that the small cup a Hoodsie ice cream treat comes in is the same size as the bra cup of a hoodsie. A second popular, but more off-color explanation refers to HP Hood's one-time advertising slogan for the Hoodsie ice cream treat: "Short and sweet and good to eat."

* different view - Hoodsie would also have the connotation of a young teen-age girl that sits on the hood of a car. Either to look cool to her friends, or portray herself as being older and sophisticated because she's 'sitting on the hood of a car'.

* Hopper - the toilet, in particular when used to take a dump. (pronounced, "Hoppah")

* Hosies - claim of first right, used in the same way as "dibs." For example, "I got hosies on the front seat."

* Igit - Short for Idiot. "Dude, you're a freakin' igit, kid."

* "No suh!" [No sir, compare "no sirree"] - "No way!". The appropriate response is "Ya suh!" OR "Ya huh

* Nor'easter - A strong winter storm with winds emanating from the northeast. A bad Northeaster is like a winter hurricane

* packie (also packet, package store or booze bahn [barn]) - liquor store

* pahk- the park. "I'm going to the pahk"

* "Perchead"- Percocet Abuser

* pissa (1) - good: "You hit the Lottery? That's pissa man." Commonly used in conjunction with wicked;

* pissa!(2) - used to accentuate an unfortunite moment. "My friggin khaki's (car keys) fell down da catch basin (storm drain), pissa ain't it".

* pissa (3) - used to decribe a (friend or acquaintance) whom is eccentric "Did ya hear what Johnny said/did.... gdam pissa ain't he"

* Ponsta - a person who plays video games excessively

* Ripper - a kegger or a big, wild party

* screw - a verb meaning "to take off" or "get out of here" a cop will say to teenagers hanging on a corner"hey you kids "screw".

* I'm sheets - tired, ready for bed. Bedford, Mass

* shiesty - A term meaning someone or something is shady or sketchy. "Those kids standing on the corner are wicked shiesty." Or "The food here looks wicked shiesty"

* the shit- something or someone thats awesome

* Sick nasty - see ill. As in that stunt in the movie was sick nasty. i loved it!

* that's was sick - that was awesome. "that's sick"-that's awesome.

* Skeezer - Used when describing a drug addict; typically used in reference to a "druggie slut." #also see "slampig"#

* skeeze - A person of questionable personal reputation considered to exhibit lack of discernment in intimate encounters and thereby considered to have high potential for being afflicted with a communicable social disease.

* skid - a loser or lowlife. "His brother is a real skid."

* skidder - referring to someone who bums (borrows) money from friends. Pronounced "skiddah"

* Slampig - A skank, overly slutty female, a "Sled Dog", equivalent to a whore or slut. "That chick's been a slampig."

* So don't I - pleonasm [1] used to agree with a statement; a replacement for "So do I" or "Me, too"; "I like the Red Sox." "So don't I."

* Spastic - Emotional outburst involving what appears to be uncontrolled waving of the arms, legs and head.

* Spaz - One who is exceptionally athletically uncoordinated.

* spuckie - related to a submarine sandwich, it is the bread it was made with.

* This fuckin guy... - a phrase used when everyone in a group sees an obvious loser.

* three-way - term for what you order on a roast beef sandwich, referring to cheese, sauce and mayo. (example: "I'll have a junior three-way and a medium coke.") also "all around."

* U-ie - a u-turn while driving. Also sometimes called a "u-dog". Almost always used with the verb bang, as in "After this next light, bang a U-ie and then take a right."

* Up - A general direction one takes when going anywhere. I'm takin' the kids up Foley Field to play ball; or "We're goin' up Maine for the weekend." This becomes "Down" when going to Cape Cod, as in "I'm goin' down Cape this weekend."

* Up the Corner - A popular hang-out spot in most Boston Neighborhoods. Neighborhoods such as Southie were infamous for the crowds of young kids hanging out in front of their block's corner store and protecting it as their own.

* wicked - very; or occasionally cool. Used indiscriminately, can modify anything (e.g.: especially "Wicked pissa." ; also"Wicked good." "Wicked bad." "Wicked boring.", etc.). Almost always used as an adverb, rather than an adjective; some Bostonians feel it is grammatically improper not to put an adjective or verb after "wicked".

* wicked gross mental fit - A sustained emotional outburst, generally triggered by a specific incident. "She came home drunk and her mom took a wicked gross mental fit." "She saw him making out with someone else and took a wicked gross mental fit." Believed to have originated in the Reading-Stoneham-Wakefield area north of Boston.

[krptalk]

(1/2)i'd like to vent about something incredibly dumb that i did lmao. i was a part of a group very recently that i was enjoying but i sort of just lost muse for my character so i requested my release, right? a little bit later i was perusing the main rpt tag and was seeing a lot of the discourse about people being rly rude to resource makers, so i went to like a post about it that said 'some roleplayers rly make me sick' or something like that and bc i had xkit and one-click reblogs on

(2/2) so my track pad went a bit stupid and actually queued the post instead of liking it?? and i didn't realize it until it posted it later and i had a bunch of messages and ims from other ppl in the group i had just left?? i was too f*ckin scared to even check any of them. i felt so dumb and embarrassed and panicked, but yeah i accidentally q'd a hateful mssg on my way out of a group that was perfectly lovely and i was a scared lil bitch afterwards TO THAT GROUP I'M SO DUMB & SORRY

[soongyeopsal]

content tag game

tagged by @joonscypher!

1. what fandoms have you written for (but do not currently)? news, kat-tun, katekyo hitman reborn, final fantasy (x-2), gundam wing, gundam seed, kingdom hearts, chrno crusade, yami no matsuei, shadow hearts 2, persona 3, tales of the abyss, tales of vesperia, b2st, exo

2. what fandoms are you currently writing for?  bts - i don’t have time to write in general so i just lurk in my current fandoms

3. how long have you been writing?  22 years!

4. on which platforms do you post your stories? just tumblr. my ao3 is an absolute mess

5. what is your favourite genre to write?  humor! i don’t publish much crack, but i at least try insert my sense of humor wherever it makes sense :)

6. are you a pantser or a planner? pantser for sure! my work is usually birthed from a premise, dialogue, or specific scene that i want to write. so i will just start writing at random and then add stuff before/after to make it make sense. it’s horribly inefficient, but outlines stress me out.

7. one shot or multi-chapter?  one shot - mostly comes from the whole lack of planning thing 8. what is the perfect chapter length in your opinion?  couldn’t say! it really depends on what it’s about. as long as it feels like it has a definitive beginning and ending, i’m happy.

9. what is your longest published story? is it complete? i have a 22k reborn fic floating in the ether somewhere! it’s done, but boy was it a struggle

10. which story did you enjoy working on the most? my latest “I Feel Like F!ckin’ Somethin’” for sure! fell in love with the premise and it feels like i’m starting to get my muscle memory for writing back :)

11. favourite request you’ve written and why? i haven’t done any, but maybe that will change soon~?

12. are there recurring themes in your stories? this will sound pretty broad, but i specifically like to write stories and characters with obvious flaws. if everyone is likable and everything is fair, it just doesn’t feel real to me.

13. current number of wips? 5 oops!!!

14. three things you have noticed about your own writing? i tend to begin and end my pieces with a line of dialogue or midway through a scene. trying to work on changing that up and spending more time on my descriptions.

15. a quote you like from a published story.  absolutely love the stupid dialogue in Selfless, Selfish (pt 1):

“Why would I lie about my guy when you were already honest about your guy?” You watch him ungracefully flip the sack sideways one, two, three, four times before it’s finally all in the water. It sure does sink fast. He looks at you and gestures to it as the last of it disappears under the murky water. “See?”

16. a quote from an unpublished story. working on something that i hope to post it while i am on staycation next week!!

You’re still a bit flabbergasted by how handsome he is, but your common sense nags at you that something’s off. You accept the flower warily as you speak. “So you’re a… magician? Or a salesman?”

17. a space for you to say something to your readers.  thank you if you made it this far or if you’ve read any of my fics! <3 if they made you chuckle (or a little sweaty?) then i’ve done what i set out to do!

[ambreiiigns]

wrestlemania predictions because i wanna see how much i nail

seth rollins vs brock lesnar: i really wanna say seth just because i'm tired of lesnar, and i do get the feel that he'll win it? just because he's the top guy right now and all the built up and all the merch about the beast-slayer i feel like it might be a hint at him winning, but i felt the same about finn so. i really don't know. i can't trust wwe anymore, wouldn't be surprised if they had lesnar win again. ugh

ronda rousey vs charlotte flair vs becky lynch: i of course REALLY want becky to win, but i feel like it's a pretty unpredictable situation? ronnie's such a favorite of the management that i can imagine wwe having her walk out with both championships, and charlotte's such a golden f*ckin girl i wouldn't be surprised if they had HER win. but boy oh boy would i be so damn mad. on the other hand, becky's gotten so popular they might JUST consider doing the right thing. if wwe wants to listen to the fans for once they'll have becky win. in any case, the winner takes rule is BULLSHIT

buddy murphy vs tony nese: honestly i'd be cool with both???? i'm feeling tony more and i'm hoping for tony tho

triple h vs batista: oh this is hard,,, i'm pretty sure they'll have hunter win but then again,,, maybe this match is just a set up for hunter to retire,,, i don't want him to lose or retire tho,,,,, and i feel like it's a bit early for him??? so i think he'll win????? hopefully?

kurt angle vs baron corbin: i'll start off by saying that at this point i doubt and REFUSE TO BELIEVE that it's really gonna be corbin but uh if it really is him i'm pretty sure kurt's gonna win. crobins screwed kurt over too much, this one gotta go to kurt, and also COME ON if they have kurt lose his final match it'd be just stupid

shane mcmahon vs the miz: a mcmahon who's also a heel losing at mania? HA funny. it's gonna be shane for sure

aj styles vs randy orton: oh this match is gonna be So Good i don't even CARE i can't imagine who's gonna win,,,,,, i don't even have a preference. it's gonna be so good who needs a winner

samoa joe vs rey mysterio: i want rey to add more gold to his collection but i also want joe to keep the gold after all the time it took him to get some,,,, fuck this is hard and i again don't really know,,, but i'm going with rey, not because i want it but because i think that's what's gonna happen. i'm rooting for joe a little bit more

bobby lashley vs finn bàlor: i don't even wanna talk about it. finn honey i'm so sorry. bob's boring and basically a brock lesnar who shows up every week. finn needs to win, next

roman reigns vs drew mcintyre: this is basically roman's comeback match OF COURSE my big boy's gonna win it!!! it's a welcome back baybay!!!! i'm also hoping that dean shows up in some way i'm really sad don't @ me

boss n hug connection vs divas of doom vs the iiconics bs tamina and nia jax: OK WOW let's just rule nattie and beth out cause beth's probably just making an appearence like lita and trish in october, she's NOT gonna be around much longer or enough to defend it next month. i also don't see bayley and sasha keep the championships, i DON'T want nia and tamina to win, and i think that the most obvious and FAIR thing to do is to have the iiconics win and bring the belts to smackdown

daniel bryan vs kofi kingston: they'll probably keep fucking with kofi and have him lose, but with the way fans got behind him recently i doubt it??? and also hopefully hope he'll win so???? please vince

the usos vs the bar vs ricochet and aleister black vs shinsuke and rusev: ok so if any of the amazing-wrestlers-turned-tag-teams aka ricochet and aleister or shinsuke and rusev win i'll fuckin fight cause it's pathetic and unfair. unfair for the other REAL tag teams who can't get anything done, and unfair for the four of them cause they deserve SO much better. i'm also sick of the bar at this point and the usos are my favorite, so i'm hoping for them

the revival vs zack ryder and curt hawkins: ok now i LOVE zack and if this is what it takes to finally give him a push, PLEASE let's do it. but at the same time i don't want the revival to lose the championships cause they're basically the uh best tag team in town rn, and the tag team who deserves it more than anyone else and it's a shame how long it took for them to even win it. but ALSO what a better day for curt to break his losing streak than wrestlemania? i can honestly see zack and curt walking out as champions, but i'm bot sure i want it

andré the giant memorial battle royal: i want either andrade or mustafa to win it, though i have this really bad feeling telling me it will be braun,,,, dear lord no

wrestlemania women's battle royal: so this isn't called chyna memorial battle royal? shameful. i honestly am not really feeling anyone in particular for this?? i want asuka Just Because, and if that doesn't happen maybe sonya or micki or ruby? i don't know !! winning it seems pretty pointless anyway, which sucks for my girls. but if it gives any championship challenge rights, let it be asuka for god's sake

[metriorhynchus]

OC Interview.

Thank you so much for the tag @rainofaugustsith. That was awesome. :D Tagging... @the-sith-in-the-sky-with-diamond @cyrraluu. No pressure ofc. Sorry if you've already done that. :’D

Meet the most ridiculous commander in the galaxy. Yo!

1. What is your name?

The-Legendary-Amazing-Commander-of-Awesomeness at your service. *laughs* I’m joking, buddy. Leo Naomi is my name. Or just Leo.  2. Do you know why are you named that? I already love this question, pal. Cuz’... well, actually, I gave myself a name. It just sounds good and, more importantly, it's... empty. And it has nothing to do with my family and my past. *smiles* Maybe someday I'll tell you about my real name, but... not now, okay?

3. Are you single or taken? Aw, с’mon, look at me. How can such a girl be single?  4. Have any abilities or powers? Honestly? No! I really don't know why everyone thinks I'm f*ckin’ queen of the boy scouts. Or... commander. I'm just good at my job, nothing more. 5. Stop being a Mary Sue. But it's fun. *laughs* C’mon, don't be so boring, Marty.  6. What’s your eye color? Red.  7. How about your hair color? I'm surprised you've never seen me. I'm blonde, in case you haven't noticed. And yeah, it’s natural. 8. Have any family members?

Lana is the only member of my family. But if you mean my parents... I dunno. As far as I remember, they remained on Coruscant. But I have not had contact with them for eight years.  Ahem...  Can we talk about something else?

9. Oh? How about pets? Pets? You mean Theron? *laughs* He's still buying me drinks after the incident with the Order of Zildrog. But, seriously, I wanted to have a kowakian monkey-lizard on my ship. I'm glad Risha talked me out of it. 10. That’s cool, I guess. Now, tell me something you don’t like? Hmm... I don’t like... when someone steals my spaceships, you know. You'd be amazed how often that happens. 11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?

Shooting, flying, drinking. Spending time with my girlfriend. Did I mention the shooting ? 12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before? Look around you, buddy. Of course, more than once. 13. Ever… killed anyone before? Um... we're literally at war, you know? Do I really need to comment? 14. What kind of animal are you?

Hmm... Annoying, insufferable and wild, but cute at the same time, I guess? Some kind of... hyenax? 15. Name your worst habits? Silly and inappropriate jokes, I suppose. I mean, that's why I'm not allowed to negotiate. Never. I can't do anything about it, I swear. Lana tried. You know what she said? “All right, this is officially useless.” 16. Do you look up to anyone at all? I... don't think so, to be honest. 17. Are you gay, straight or bisexual? “Hah, gaaayyyy!” *laughs* I’m sorry, I’m sorry. But it's true, yeah. 18. Do you go to school?

Nah, for what purpose? Spending years doing something useless? Life gives you far more useful lessons. My parents didn't care about my education, you know. The gang cared. 19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day? Was that a proposal? *laughs* Damn, I dunno. Maybe I'll get married someday. But kids... no. Definitely not. It would be a tragedy for the galaxy. 20. Do you have any fangirls/fanboys? I think I left my autograph on the asses of half of Zakuul. 21. What are you most afraid of? This is... a really difficult question. I'm afraid of losing friends, loved ones. I'm afraid of becoming completely helpless. I'm really afraid of a lot of things. I just can't show it. 22. What do you usually wear? In fact, anything that comes to hand. Shirts, jackets, hoodies, chinos. Something simple and comfortable. And I prefer dark colors. 23. What’s one food that tempts you?

Did I mention I'm great at making fish-ramen? Buddy, this is worth living for.

24. Am I annoying to you? Nope. What makes you think that? 25. Well, it’s still not over! Okay?.. 26. What class are you (low/middle/high)?

I have no idea. Really. I am the Commander of the Alliance, of course, but... aw come on, look at me. I'm still a street jerk.  27. How many friends do you have? Well, let's count. Lana, Corso, Risha, Dachir... That's all. 28. What are your thoughts on pie?

I don't take food from strangers. *smiles* Seriously, I think I'll pass. 

29. Favorite drink? Pale ale. Or black tea. Depending on my mood. 30. What’s your favorite place? My bed. 31. Are you interested in anyone? I have Lana, you know. Being interested in someone else is... dangerous. 32. That was a stupid question… *laughs* Well, yeah, sort of. 33. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean? In the pool.  34. What’s your type?

Do you realize I'm going to be in trouble if you keep asking questions like that? *laughs* I dunno, buddy. I see personalities, not “types”. 35. Any fetishes?

Whoah... slow down. I don't even want to talk about it! 36. Camping or outdoors? I like to spend time outdoors. I can sleep there if I have to. No problem.