#that's my little birthday boyyy

[clarissaweasley-10]

Happy birthday to Jameson "Some Things Are Too Precious To Gamble" Hawthorne.

[jaeyooniverse]

01.17 HAPPY CHANI DAY! 😇💙

[chaotictomtom]

me with bf today

[hoths]

i cant believe you people are still on your february is the worst month of the year bullshit why are you picking on the little guy? it only has 28 days!

[neoluca]

hey cmon im just a little guy, also its my birthday, im a little birthday boyyy

[c---crow]

hey hey hey i’m just a little guy im just a little guy and it’s my birthday im a little birthday boyyy u wouldn’t punch a little guy on his birthday?

[spacetrashpile]

my friend had a vision while we were rewatching skizz’s third life

[Image ID: A tweet from roo (@/MorganFailchild) reading “I dated a 5’8 guy who’d taunt every jacked, 6’3 bro he met until they’d pull their fist back to beat him up, whereupon my ex would go “heyheyheyyy c’maahn I’m a little guy, I’m just a little guyy, noo, it’s also my birthday, I’m a little bird that boyyy” & it somehow always worked”. Scott Smajor’s skin has been edited over the profile picture, and a low opacity screenshot of Jimmy Solidarity’s red life skin is over the tweet. End ID]

[catamaurrr-star]

FUN MAUR AND UMBRA FACT: maur doesnt actually know his birthday. when umbra asked him about it he just went "Uhh. today! Its my birthday todayim a little birthday boyyy!!!!!" and they just went with that. he actually has the same birthday as umbra but neither of them know that. not yet at least

[vilochkaaa]

Hiiii!!!

I just want to wish you happy birthday!!!! You are my favorite artist in Tumblr and I really adore your art, I'm just amazed with each of your drawings every time! I wish you further success and that everything is wonderful for you, and everything that you dreamed of must come true!!! ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT YOU ARE REALLY COOL!!!!! *KISSES UR FOREHEAD VIOLENTLY* 💖💗💖💞💘💖💓💖💗💖💘💓💘💞💖💓💖💘

And i drew a little sketches of your cutie boyyy!!!! Hope you like it 👉👈

QXGKHQXDD OHCAOYDQC +/'WLHDXHLW OFWYOYWDOYOY29-_)-_2" ODYWOOOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOOWOWOWWWW QQOGACXQGO'WYODXYAY'60WOYFVPUSCYOSOFYSOFYPJSAWAWAWWOOOOAAWOOOOWAOWOWOWOACCJPSXO9,5COHAOYDXOWYOAGCHAVJLVACOQQQOWOWOWOWOWOWOOOO THANNKK UUUUUUUUUUUU THANK U THANK UUU SO SO SO MUCH I'M VERY, VERY, VERY HAPPY TO HEAR THAT‼️‼️‼️(o´罒`o)♡ 💕💞💕💞💗💘💞💘💘💕💘💕💕💞💕💘💕💞💘💕/GEN POS

i'm happy that someone likes my pictures, it makes me want to do this little art even more!!

OH MY GOD OHH MMMYYUYYYY GAAAAHHHHHH THESE SKETCHES ARE SO CUTE AND MAGNIFICENT I'M CRYING RN😭😭😭😭🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌💓💗💞💞💗💞💗💕💗💞💘💘💘💘💘💘 *aggressively and lovingly grabbing and chewing it*

[if-kissofmidnight]

Ah yes MC, the epitome of "cmon I'm just a little guy"

“it’s also my birthday, i’m just a little birthday boyyy.”

the fact that hunter and ghost will never understand this humour upsets me.

[cubezart]

ayy im just a lil guy its my birthdayy im a little birthday boyyy

[missamyrisa2]

ms. amy, it’s my birthday! i don’t suppose some feathery, ticklish edging on my princely part from you would be a suitable birthday present?? please?? 🥹

"Of course darling darlingggg~ I have such a lovely tickle for birthday boys~ I'm gonna light your candle ooh yesss I am~" My swishy floral dress grazes across your backside as I sit behind you and fluidly tug and toss your shirt aside, chuckling with a knowing attitude. I lean in to further the material sensation and proximity tease, the scent and sensation of my long hair breezing around your upper body ~ the cool stiffness of my thick waistbelt at your lower back when I slip my hands around your chest and midsection, snuggling you to me. "Hmmph ~ birthday blushes huh? Let's get you nice and rosy and bashful and giggly with all this teasing attention~" My nails capture your nipples, thoughtfully playing with them through rapid light strokes while I plant loving kisses on your shoulders.

"Awwe, feel good?" I start cradling your belly and massaging it with drifting tickles from my hand, back and forth while I continue to tease your buttons. "Butttt ~ would be better if..." My hands glide down, pausing to squeeze your hips before undoing your pants and hold them. "Standdd uppp~" I purr, keeping my grip so as you rise your bottoms are slid down. With a playful snicker I gently spank your behind and yank your underwear down too. "Lil spank for the birthday boyyy and I'm gonna make you naked as the day you were born~" I help you out of your discarded clothes and toss them to join your shirt. "There, isn't that better?" I tickle behind your knees and thighs with light pinches, giggling at your every reaction. "Noww~ come to meee~" As you follow my guiding hands down to my lap I hook one arm around your waist and get you right back to the material proximity ~ just as my other hand waves a feather teasingly at you.

"Now ~ this miiight tickle a little~" I follow your reactions, my hand squeezing your side and tracing nails around your tummy while the feather tip begins kissing your prince part's tip. "Tickle tickle....tiiiiickle" I coo softly, just above a whisper in your ear while we watch together your royal part being coaxed out into tickled arousal. "Tiiickleee~ unnnh nice soft featherrrr~" The taunting edge of the feather slides around your tip and under, following the slow swell to tease every bit of newly exposed spots and further the progress. "Kitcheee koooooo~ I know what this feather does to youuuu~" I sing, my lips right at your ear, planting a kissy while I continue to torment your manhood with the lightest of itchy tickles. "Noo nooo~ I know you wanna be naughttyyy but nuuu nuuu~" I wrap my arm around you pinning your arms to your side when you move to touch it, watching with loving awe at how stiff you've gotten. "Awww ~ look at how big you're getting birthday boy ~ all that just from the feather?" I fan the swollen head of your royal rod, letting the feather caress and slide over it, before moving to trace the vein on the underside up and down. "Tiiiiicklesss~ you love your tickles huh? You want moreee? More ticklesss? On your birthday candle?"

I pick up my blush brush, chuckling as I begin to merrily paint your aching royal part up and down while the feather lightly dances along the tip. "Who's the lucky boy?" My lips brush on your nape, my tools edging you along in their dual sensations with soft fluff going up and down your lower length and the feather circling the top. "Who's the lucky birthday boy hmmm?" I work away with my soft tools until you're sufficiently fuzzy, then set them aside and lay you back, fawning over you brushing your hair with my hands as I look down. "Awww poor babyyyy alll worked up from his birthday tickles~~ him soooo desperate for that giggglecum~~"

I smirk, playfully poking down your belly and hip dips before scooting around. My hands grasp yours as I look down and blow a sassy kiss, before moving your hands up, nodding to indicate I want them to stay up ~ or else~. "Noww, don't move preciousss ~ this is gonna be a little ~ intense~" my hand slides behind your princely part letting the length brace on my palm while I lean in, pursing my lips. "mmmmh~ mmmmhmmm~" I hum and lightly start brushing my lips under your tip, giving the lightest of featherlight caresses. Back and forth my lips go, brushing the deathspot, urging you along ~ "Let's light that candle birthday boyyy ~ let it alll out nowwww nice soooft lipsss mmmhh". And when I sense your quivering growing, I start blowing at your tip with a steady teasing contact~ "Ooh there you goooo let's blow out that candleeee~ give it allll to me nowww allll of itttt~" My tongue pokes out as I milk every bit of gigglegasm from quivering cute prince part~ and as you shiver and shakeee my nails start gliding and dancing over your hyper sensitized self whilst I hum you your birthday song ~<3

[realpersonfacts]

ways in which i would fix all of the black sails characters (post s1)

billy: there is simply no fixing his inherent lack of swag i fear it is an incurable condition. i would've thrown him overboard too.

vane: make him my girlfriend <3

jack: doesn't need fixing but I would give him a larger variety of sunglasses

max: doesn't need fixing but I would cast a spell to keep ppl who wish her harm away from her

anne: doesn't need fixing

eleanor: strand her on a deserted island. would she be happy? no. but would it stop her from making five bad decisions a day? i'm sure she would somehow still find a way but they wouldn't matter as much if there was no one else around.

flint: introduce him to video games. this would take too long to explain here so just trust me

miranda: start a weekly book club with wine and cheese

silver: LITERALLY almost forgot to include him on this post not because i forget about silver himself but because trying to fix him would never occur to me. does he NEED fixing? probably, but i would never ever do it because he's funny and i support his right to go heyyyyy i'm just a little guy i'm just a little birthday boyyy all day long and fixing him would make him BORING

[fisksaturday]

its my birthday im a little birthday boyyy

[zawehzawah]

Eyyy its my birthday im just a little birthday boyyy

[newtlesbian]

on my deathbed: but im just a little guyy a little birthday boyyy