#that's all i'll say. for now. xoxo gossip girl

[batemanofficial]

one of these days i'll write some kind of long form thing about the "purity culture" phenomenon on this site but only when im high enough to withstand the death threats that'll inevitably come flying through my inbox

[paradiseprincesss]

greedy | jonathan crane

a little short fic to help me get over my lackluster writers block. brownie points if u can guess which song i listened to that had me writing this xoxo. also not the first line being a gossip girl reference HAHAHAHA.

summary: whoever said jealousy and possessiveness doesn't go both ways?

warnings: smut, p in v, riding, degrading (just a sprinkle), office sex, jealousy, possessiveness, kissing, swearing, mdni 18+ only

word count: 1.7k

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if looks could kill, we wouldn't want to be jonathan crane right now.

you shot jonathan an irritated glare as his receptionist continued to talk to him, intruding on your time together.

you'd come to visit your lovely fiance at work today as you knew his job at arkham asylum was stressful to say the least, and you'd figured it would be sweet of you to come surprise him with lunch. what you didn't expect to find was his receptionist all over him in his office.

okay — maybe that was a bit of an exaggeration, but still! the way she was smiling at him, batting her lashes innocently, and using that weird, flirty tone with him was enough to get your blood boiling.

you trusted your fiance. you wouldn't have said yes to marrying him if you didn't — but you didn't like the way this bitch was trying to play coy. especially with you sitting right beside him the whole time; it was infuriating.

if you could choke her right now, you would've — but you didn't exactly want to end up as an inmate at your future husbands workplace.

"i called the DA's office to—" his receptionist started to speak, but jonathan cut her off with a bored tone.

"you've mentioned, thank you." his tone is dull, clearly not amused with her cheap attempts at whatever it was she was trying to do. "now, if you will excuse me — my lovely fiance and i are trying to enjoy lunch together."

"right," the receptionist said with a phoney smile, "i just wanted to make sure that you knew i called to schedule that meeting next week for you, jonathan."

"it's doctor crane to you." he said sternly, looking at her with a menacing glare through his glasses. the receptionist suddenly looked a little flustered as she collected her papers, shooting you a dirty look — which didn't go unnoticed.

of course, you didn't want to cause any issues at jonathan's work. especially not when he was stressed out enough from his job. so you let it slide (not without making a mental note of it first, though), and continued to eat your lunch with him quietly.

the following week, you returned to arkham to visit jonathan once more. you came bearing gifts (lunch), to which jonathan was elated. it wasn't often he got a break at work — but when his beautiful fiance came to visit, all his stress would seemingly melt away.

today, you brought his favourite. a sandwich from the cafe you two frequented on your days off, along with a coffee just the way he likes it — black with a dash of sugar. "darling, you didn't have to do all this just for me." jonathan said, bringing you in for a kiss.

"i wanted to," you informed him happily, "and it's only a twenty minute drive away from home, jon."

"still, you're too good to me." he said softly, taking the piping hot coffee from you. "i'm very lucky to have you, my love."

you wave off his words, shaking your head as you try and hide your smile — you always thought you were the lucky one. "oh, stop it."

the two of you finished off lunch seemingly uninterrupted today, just enjoying each others company. afterwards, jonathan informed you that he had some paperwork he had to do. patient intake forms, prescriptions, referrals — all the usual doctoral stuff.

"i'll see you at home then, honey." you said to him while placing a small kiss on his cheek, the colour of your lipgloss lingering on his face.

"nonsense, darling. it's just paper work — stay, please." jonathan insisted, pulling you onto his lap. "i've missed you. you know how much i despise working late. you're always asleep by the time i get home."

before you could respond, the sound of knocking on his closed office door interrupted your little moment together. the door swung open, and jonathan quietly let out an annoyed huff.

"doctor crane." his receptionist said, her tone much too sultry for your liking. she looked at you up and down, narrowing her eyes. "and hello to you, too."

you took in a deep breath, already annoyed. the tone of her voice was causing you to see red, and her outfit? questionable.

she wore the shortest possible skirt (how was this even considered professional?!) and a tight, almost see through blouse. you knew exactly what she was trying to do — and you weren't having it.

"do you always go around parading yourself like the workplace whore?" you asked suddenly, making jonathan choke on his coffee. "because truthfully, you're not very pretty and that outfit really isn't doing you any favours, either."

"excuse me?" she asked, her eyes going wide. "i'm sorry, but—"

"good, you should be sorry. stop flirting with my fiance before i make him fire you." you said harshly, looking at her with disgust and judgement. "you can go now."

hastily, the receptionist left in embarrassment. jonathan's hands snaked around your waist, giving you a little squeeze before he whispered in your ear. "someone's jealous, hm?" he asked, gently nipping at your neck. "you're so sexy when you're mad."

usually, it was jonathan getting jealous. with a body like yours and a face that pretty, you garnered attention from men every time you went out. jonathan was pretty much unfazed by it at this point — that was the price he had to pay if he wanted to marry someone as beautiful you.

but occasionally, the tables would turn and jonathan would be the one getting hit on. he'd always shut it down before really even started — once going as far as throwing a drink in a woman's face for grabbing his arm while he was at a bar with you.

"i want her fired." you said lowly as jonathan placed soft kisses down your neck, making you sigh with bliss.

"consider it done."

his hands came up to cup your breasts through your dress, making you moan. he reached over to the zipper on the back of your dress, unzipping it slowly as you wriggled around on his lap, feeling his cock getting harder by the second.

"you can be so mean." he teased, slipping you out of your dress sensually. "it looks good on you, though."

as your dress fell onto his office floor, you got up, walking around in just your lacy bra, panties, and high heels to the door, locking it shut. you made your way back over to jonathan, straddling him as he rested his arms on his office chair, leaning back with a sigh.

"you don't ever have to be jealous." he assured you softly, admiring the way your thong snugly fit against the curve of your hips. "how could i ever want someone else when i have the woman of my dreams with my ring on her finger — and soon, my last name."

"i don't like other girls looking at what's mine." you growled, pulling him in by his tie, causing him to smirk at you.

"you're so greedy for my love, aren't you?"

you offer no response, pressing your lips against his hungrily. he wraps his hands around your waist as you grind your hips onto his strained cock, hard and begging to be inside of you.

he unbuckled his belt, pulling out his cock — angry and hard, pre-cum leaking from the tip already. you smiled at him innocently.

jonathan wondered how you could look so naughty yet so angelic at the same time.

you lifted yourself up slightly, lining your drooling hole up with his thick cock. you slowly sink down onto his cock, the delicious stretch and feeling of your warmth enveloping him making the both of you moan. you started to move up and down on his cock, your wetness dripping down his cock and soaking his pants a bit.

"you're so beautiful," he breathed out, choking back a moan as he felt your tight, wet pussy around his cock, "but you like to be fucked like a cheap whore, don't you?"

his degrading words barely matched his sweet tone, but you nod your head regardless. even when you were riding him — when you were physically on top, he was still in charge — and you wouldn't have it any other way.

"i'm not talking money," you whimper, "i'm just physically obsessed."

"greedy little whore, that's what you are." he growled. you continued to bounce on his cock as you watched him drop his head backwards, hands gripping onto your waist in ecstasy. "you gonna come for me? come on, baby. show me how much you love my cock."

"mmhm! f-uuck, yes!" you whined, falling apart in his hands as you felt the tight coil in your stomach getting closer and closer to snapping. "need your cock all the fucking time, j-jon—"

"i know," he cooed softly, "i know you're about to come, darling."

"baaaaby—" you breathed out, your release washing over you. "oh my god!"

"that's fucking right." he almost snarled, watching your tits bounce in his face as you rode him even faster, taking his cock deeper with every up-and-down motion of your hips. "drench my cock like the greedy little bitch you are."

you did as you were told — creaming his thick cock as you threw your head back, lost in the pleasure that was consuming your whole body. your thighs started to tremble, giving out as your body went to overdrive.

"stay put," jonathan growled as his fingers dug into your flesh, "stay fucking put. you're — fuck, ugh — gonna take all my cum."

he started to ram into your cunt, bucking his hips upwards as you moaned and whined, feeling your second orgasm quickly approaching as jonathan chased his own. "c-close," you managed to say, "again."

"so greedy." he groaned as you came around his cock for the second time in the same minute. he came at the same time as you, feeling his cock spurt out hot ropes of cum into your spent little hole.

he raked a hand through his dark hair, pushing his fogged glasses up on his nose properly while he was at it. you let out a deep breath, looking at his handsome face with a soft smile on your lips. he returned your smile, his hands coming up to cup your face as he kissed you lovingly.

the two of you get cleaned up, getting dressed as jonathan had some important tasks to return to — he was at work, after all.

"i'll see you at home, then?" you asked softly, grabbing your purse before reaching for the door handle.

"yes, darling." he confirmed, giving you a gentle kiss. "i'll be home around nine — i got a little distracted at work today, so..."

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[itsjennygirlz]

Finishing preparing yourself in front of the mirror you thought: *And now the white claws to match my beautifuls white nails and dress...*

When your Girlfriends interrupts you "Wow ! You're so beautiful Sissy" 😍

- "Omg Emily I thought you would only come home tomorrow ! I can explain, I was..."

- "Shhh... You don't have to say a word honey (as she approaches and put her finger on your mouth) I know it all... It's been 2 years since I've found out for the first time that you were stealing my panties. At first I was so upset and scared, I thought Brendon, my boyfriend, was a pervert. But then I watched you with the house camera and realized you were a girl at heart. As I watched you styling your outfit from my clothes, perfecting your make-up, having a glass of wine while watching Girlz TV Show.... I've decided that I'll help you become the Girl you truly are" 🥰

- "No ! I promise I won't do it again ! I want to be Brendon your boyfriend.. It was only a few time, while you..."

- "I knew you would say funny things like that, so I've decided to put you on Nightie Girl hypnosis ! Ans guess what, it's been 2 years ! I also bought new clothes, that I've always let out of my closet when I wasn't home for you to have fun... And it's been almost a year since I've put you on Femininzing hormones"

- "What?! But.."

- "You didn't thought your body hair, beard and all just stopped to grow by magic... Hehe and those cute teenage girls breasts that are just starting to grow... Oh and come on, what about those magnificent Girl's Hair you've grown! I'm kinds jealous... So listen closely Sweetie here's the deal:

From now on you'll become my Girlfriend, we'll be shopping together, have Girls Nights, Gossip Session and everything... Now look me in the Eyes Brittany and tell me how much you're happier as a girl" 🤍

As your started to argue, your mind felt blank, you felt so distracted and dazzy... you open your mouth and finally say:

"I love beeing a Girl, thank you so much Emily I've never been happier" 😇

- "Moh you're welcome Brit' let's go out in town now ! I need to introduce you to the Girlz" 🛍

- - - -

Reblog this story I know you dream to live Sissy 😝💗

♡ XoXo Jenny ♡

[nrc-therapist]

Hey everyone! I am your therapist, here to help you with any of your troubles!

goodbye, xoxo

haha I'm actually a student that got dragged into this (pls send help)

anywho, do tell me your troubles and I'll assist you to the best of my abilities

^(my abilities aren't top notch, I'm a knock-off therapist. a therapist from spell-mart, if you will)

NOW WITH A SOUNDPROOF OFFICE!

AND NOW OFFICIALLY GETTING PAID WOOOOO!!!

#therapist thoughts is like my diary here, a private account if you will

ask game!! oc lore doc

now, be mindful of what you say:

don't be an asshole (no homophobia/racism/etc)

no nsfw, I'm not here to read smut, but innuendos or sexual jokes are okay

even if you are allowed to reclaim some slurs, I ask you dont use them since 1) I don't know if you really can reclaim them and 2) people might get uncomfortable from them

dealing with heavier subjects is okay, but don't overdo it. otherwise I will have to take drastic measures (blocking)

keep in mind, I have to get tutoring from housewarden rosehearts for some classes, so I can't be active all the time CAUSE I HAVE FUCKING TUTORING CLASSES-

flirting/bickering/etc with Mid is okay, but remember that both Mid AND the person behind her are minors/has actual feelings

please inform me if calling you things like "love, sweetie, honey, etc" makes you uncomfortable since I use them quite often

yes, simping about questionable ppl is something we can address

if an overblot is happening...fml call me over

VICE HOUSEWARDEN HUNT ISNT ALLOWED IN MY OFFICE!! this was never here

by the way you can pay for my silence<3 or maybe I should start a magicfans where I talk about things I hear in my office and give you life updates-

btw guys if you ever see crowley, do tell him that I need my paycheck-

about the therapist:

info post

you can call me mid (or midnight if youre feeling fancy)! I am a second year student in ignihyde. I go by any pronouns, im very gay, and an unofficial member of the dance club!

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you can add emojis to be a specific anon

current anons: 🚨, mom iss.,🍋, 🗝, 🍮, 🐭, 🐀, 🕷, 🔏, $, 🍂, 🦊, 🦚🏹, 🥯, 🫀🧪, 💐, 🚩, 🐯, gossip girl

and if you want to see more of me ooc my blog is @idkanametoputhere !! i write twst fantics there every now and then! plus I also run @idk-group for my oc's

Glad to be of assistance!

[filthyrecklessgossipgirlxoxo]

It's time for you to put down your drinks, Upper East Siders, I have something to share with the group. Now that you've all had time to reflect on my return and you, Jesse Walker, have had time to reflect on your mistakes... It's time to spin the wheel again. Guess who's up? No Sam Watts, it's not you-- not yet. Today I want to talk about Jake Hunter. You were putty in bestie Jesse's hands, how could you say no to helping him out, right? We all make mistakes. Did you make a mistake when you never truly confessed your feelings for Sophia Vandervort-- sorry, Sophia Walker now? Then again, it might not have been the smartest move for your crush on Sophia to almost kiss her sister, Scarlett Vandervort, back during #SinglesDay. If that wasn't a smart move, hooking up with her other sister, Sapphire Vandervort definitely wasn't. The Fairchild Ball sure was an eventful one for us all. So many Vandervorts so little time, hm? Just because you wanted to have your cakes and eat them too doesn't mean that you deserved what Nilay Levent did to you though. Remember when you were dating her? And she broke up with you, gently? Yeah, that wasn't actually her. Latife Levent might have played the 'super smart twin' card to play around with you for a while. When Latife (playing the part of Nilay) ghosted, the real Nilay couldn't have that on her reputation card. Hence, the sweet and kind break up. Yikes. I'll leave you there for now, Jake. The note I want to end on circles back to our hero, Jesse Walker, and our resident villain... William Hunztberger. Remember when you were trying to take me down? Planning, scheming, doing your little dance with me-- well, I told William that he better find a way to stop it. And next thing we knew, Jesse Walker had been hit with a car. A love tap, really since he was knocked out of the way but you know... Points for effort. Well anyway, enjoy your little party. My love to Ceren. XOXO ---Gossip Girl

[ggblasts]

Attention everyone! It's a new month and that means a new event! This month's event is a movie night! Don't worry, I don't have an agenda. I feel like I've let enough out. At least for now. Just show up at Central Park at 8PM on Saturday, September 23rd with your friends, signfinciant others, families, etc, and watch some good old classic movies! Where: Central Park Attire: Comfy and Cozy When: Saturday, September 23rd Like always, I'll be there and I can't wait to see all of you there too! XOXO, Gossip Girl

P.S. Even though it says September 23rd is the date of the event, the event will last until the end of the month, giving everyone a chance that wants to participate, an actual chance!

[chbobserver]

welcome to the first edition of the CHB OBSERVER!

within the following post, you will find drama, intrigue, betrayal, hookups, unrequited love, well-seasoned hate--anything you could want to know about your fellow campers. this newsletter marks the first batch of asks sent since the blog was opened, and will be published on a regular basis. however, from this point on, asks may be published in-between newsletters, at the asker's request, or if the gossip is particularly piping. this publication is the result of countless hours of investigation, footage capture and review, interviewing, and of course, the contributions of readers like YOU! i really couldn't have done any of this without you, remember that!

-xoxo GhostPheme

so many missions back to back with so many new players on the board, and people were bound to be paying close attention to their neighbors antics!! let's get into the first drop:

"a little birdie tells me that the son of aphrodite can spark a little love triangle, xoxo"

and i wonder which son of aphrodite they mean, first of all. morgan, perhaps? we did hear corban express interest in wanting to chat him up..but if so, who's the third? everyone keep an eye on this, let us know if we can narrow it down.

“i was told era’s body count is currently 56. not sure if he can count that high, but my professionally estimated guess is around 87.”

oh wow, i'm not even sure which part is more offensive, but i bet erasmo will clear that up for us.

"i heard that holli has a wonky boob."

there's certainly several people that could confirm or deny this one. any takers?

"i heard charlie would rather sleep his way to the top than work for it. fucking mythological creatures in the name of science."

omg the centaurs! i heard centaurs--you think he's really doing it like that? if so, i know it's not for science.

"after whatever calliope did to nico, some might think that he's been corrupted by the other side."

oh fuck, can she do this? is this a thing that can happen? someone better check, and quick, before he can sabotage anything! or anything else...

"avi doesn't seem like he has that much trust in himself. i've heard that he's not the same since he came back from the dead. my guess is that magnolia or hart took over his body."

you're saying we have TWO interlopers? right under our noses, jfc!

"is it just me or does andreas and nico seem to have a thing for each other?"

oh i've been thinking this! they definitely have a special connection. andreas should keep an eye out for selenur for us! that's the best persona for the job, keep close to nico, and they'll probably do it for free!

"i heard a satyr say that greyson fucks ghosts"

and it would be so easy and no one would know! he literally lives with them!

"i heard kitty making horse noises to herself, is she delusional?"

i don't have the dsm5 open in front of me, so i'm not entirely sure, but i wouldn't put it past her. kitty's just a little cuckoo; she's the horse girl your cool friends warned you about.

"avi smells like rotted day old pizza. he reeks!"

is it that bad? he's probably scared to wash between his cheeks, poor thing; a really terminal case of incel. actually...since he's constantly rejecting holli, does that make him volcel? brb going to get him kicked off his fav quarantined reddit subs.

"nico is always walking around like a stick in the mud. lighten up dude!!!!"

lighten up! you're not even that old! you don't have to lie to kick it, nico, you're just as messy and nasty as everyone else.

"biggest floozy?? bet it's our favorite nature-loving bark boy."

now we're getting somewhere! i bet there's some people out there with some real good stories and i want to hear them! i know kit isn't all doe eyed wonder and nature's harmony...or maybe his last shock wasn't a fluke and he just does whatever anyone asks all the time...

"why does greyson smell like hot topic? yiiiikes"

audience, i'll take the leap for all of us, and assume this contributor means he tries too hard to be edgy. you're welcome. if the earlier greyson entry was true, this one definitely isn't.

"is it just me or does ganymede look like a yassified version of andreas?"

i don't want this to come off like complaining, but you're not wrong. maybe they're related--pretty sure i've heard someone else say this too. couldn't hurt to assume.

"i bet if corban cut his hair he'd be a solid 9..."

corban, you got a date lined up if you want it! get a stylist and come getcha man!

"holli is short for hollandaise."

like real name? like her mom calls her that? no wonder she's fucked up.

and that's all folks! hope you enjoyed! i always want to hear feedback, and if you weren't mentioned but want to be: be less boring, do more crime, and a healthy dose of scandal.

[thegossipgirlsposts]

E-Blast #2

Hey upper east siders. Gossip Girl here..

I know it's late but it never is when there's gossip💋

JUST IN!:

A leaked photo of the guest list in our "It Girl"s party! Am I in it? Well of course I won't tell;)

Want the real photo? As if! Maybe I'll leak it once the invitations are sent, and if you don't get one, you are now in the "Not Invited" list;)

Oh and I know that F won't be getting her invitation because, as we say, "it probably just got lost in the mail". Right Z?

That's all for now, you know you love me ;)

XoXo Gossip Girl

💋💋💋

[yuknowri]

Cant wait to see your fiction,

from your secret admirer. .

xoxo gossip girl

KSJHBHSJHSSJ ( IT WAS FUNNY IN MY HEAD SORRY )

Nah because this sounds like a friend of mine (she loves to say xoxo gossip girl) but I'm pretty sure she doesn't have this acc 😭😭😭

Thank you anon 😭😭 I'm currently working on the first chapter, it is literally hell because i have crippling adhd and perfectionist tendencies so I'm worried it won't be as good as i want it to be. But i really wanna work on this and finish it someday. (I can't leave this earth before writing at least one full fanfiction y'all)

Tho once i have the hang of it I'll let you all know the general plot and what i want out of it. For now the only things i can say is it's gonna be a poly ateez fanfic with a/b/o dynamics.

[look-at-the-soul]

Hi! Gossip girl here❤️❤️ I hope you're doing well! ❤️❤️ I'm so sorry it took me so long to respond to your last response! I saw it but it was right around the time my college got busy with exams and final papers and stuff (went pretty well yeah!) but now I'm on break and have to chance to get back! Plus then my anxiety go the better of me  again for a bit there so I'm trying ti get back to it! But I hope you had a good Holidays and a good New Year!!

And also I did get to read the drunk Tommy story "Drunk on You" and it was so cute and made me laugh😂😂 Especially the part with the Ibble Dibble game! I didn't know that was a real game and looked it up😂 I loved that story! 

And yeah I'm not able to write when there's too much noise, I get distracted pretty easily and the idea of people I like live with finding out about it just makes me nervous for some reason even though I know they probably won't care too much😂 I have gotten to write more only I got stuck on the michael fic I was doing and started something else and then got stuck on that😅 But I also feel really bad that I haven't actually posted anything in months and I know I have things some people want me to continue but I go to write them and get stuck😅 I think I want to start doing stuff again but I may easy myself in with like headcannons where I can bullet point it out. 

And oh you've been reading Alfie stuff! That's cool! There really are some good writes for him! Every now and then I'll get on an Alfie kick and got through the tags with him just reading stuff😂😂 Truth be told I'm kinda on a Morpheus kick right now? From Sandman, have you seen that show? It's pretty good!

I have been on here for a while I guess but for the longest time I didn't post any stories just small things (and even that took a while) and I also still majorly interacted in anon. I think I've had longer interactions with some people as an anon going back and forth than I have as my account😅😅. Even though all my interactions have been good! Hopefully I'll fix that one day! 

And I actually haven't seen the new version of gossip girl, I actually haven't finished the original yet I should probably go back and do that😂 have you seen it? 

But yeah! I'm so sorry it took me so long to respond back! I hope you're doing well and your new year is going great!!!

Xoxo gossip girl❤️

Hi GG! Missed you around! I was wondering how you were doing, but I’m happy to hear your exams went well, yay for the good notes!!! :) hopefully you will continue like that.

Please forgive for taking so long… how did your break go? It’s been hectic days between reading and writing…. But I always enjoy getting your messages, I peo,Isela I won’t take so long to reply next.

Oh I hope your anxiety is gone (I know it comes like waves…), try to take deep breaths and take it easy on yourself.

I’m glad to hear you read that one! It was fun to write, I didn’t know about that game either, but I love adding those elements into the stories, think it adds a nice touch or make them different.. 

Yeah, I know that feeling 😊 like mmm nope haha… oh! Please tell me how are both stories going? Did you manage to get out from the writers block? If you need/want to share ideas back and forth, I’m sure you can figure something out;) you know, recently I reblogged a post that said something like that idea you’re doubting, turn it into a Drabble, a small story, straight to the point it doesn’t have to be a 28 part series… and it’s been encouraging me to write more, sometimes I feel like, what’s the point? Is it worth it? And then boom something magic happens, and I get little “signals” that gives me the fuel to keep doing it, so the main point is… write that story! 🥰 I really like those bullet points, sometimes it’s a great resource for an idea, or a small line… (I hope you do share some of that)

Yes, I mean I’ve just read a few Alfie stories, but he’s such a rich character, I was watching this cene the other day when he says his classic Shalom Arfur, and man… he knows how to turns heads haha 

Yeah? I’ve seen a reboot or two,but I haven’t seen the series, what is it about? RecentlyI haven’t been to the movies much or either watching movies at home, I just saw Peacock, the movie Cillian did and I’m still wondering why he didn’t get an Oscar for that role, (or breakfast on Pluto for the matter), he shaved his freaking eyebrows!!! And going back to series, I still need to watch the final part for Virgin River, writing has been consuming most of time recently and some days I feel like I do nothing lol

Mhmm I wonder if I know you… it’s alright,if you want to keep interacting under the anon cap, that’s just fine by me, whatever makes you feel comfortable ☺️to be honest with you, I started just like that, commenting on anon, but then I realized I needed to keep up with the stories I was following so I made my blog, super scared at first to start posting my own stories, wondering if anyone would be interested to read, but along the way I’ve learned a lot of things, I think I’ve grown in so many aspects and I hope you do give yourself the opportunity to share your talent ❤️ I mean, what do you have to lose? 

I’m a little apprehensive with second parts, so no I haven’t seen it, I mean look at what happened to sex and the city? 😩 but revisiting the original GG show might be a good idea! I wonder if it’s in any platform… 

Thank you so much for reaching out, sorry I don’t have a lot of news for you, I just found two lovely local cafés I’m visiting sometimes to write and I enjoy so much that time, there alone with ideas flowing and a nice cup of coffee, maybe you could use that to keep writing as well? Or whatever works better for you (but I’m always suggesting coffee lol), but I can share I’m writing for Emmett, Robert Fischer, Jonathan crane and my usual series, would you like to see something in particular?

Are you reading something these days?

I hope your days have been better than mine, and your positivity surely brings a smile to my face 

Can’t wait to hear from you! Lots of love GG xx

[iwantlarry]

Alright I'll try my best to be calm but I just can't stand people that think they know us like bro how many times have we said to leave us alone lots of times 😀😀😀😀😊😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 anyways estos niños adentro de mi orita hurt bad like bro ones in my back the other one party's all night long and the other one sleeps all day I get all scared 😨 I'm like is there anything or am I just crazy 😧😧😧😧😧 nah I get it but no bouts to call my mom. And say how I just threw up and they keep upsetting me 😂😂😂 very good evil does lurk in the mind of physco lmao 😂 xoxo gossip girl yariza lmao 😂 no frfr tho FCK whoever did this to me again lol and give me my money back now

[boop-le-snoot]

PARTY FAVOURS | CHAPTER 5

Rating: Explicit.

‼️TW: Reader is EIGHTEEN! Recreational drug use, smoking and alcohol consumption, deeply internalised self-loathing, very questionable moral standards. Daddy kink taken half-seriously. BDSM themes in later chapters - explicit content will come with it's own TWs. FIRST PERSON POV.

Summary: You're Peter's classmate, a child of rich and famous but uncaring parents. Getting paired up for a lengthy project with the boy was an interesting turn of events and you don't know whether to feel blessed or cursed when you develop, seemingly, a perfectly normal, harmless crush on Tony Stark. Fueled by feelings of inadequacy and boredom, your life spirals out of control - and you're lucky your newfound friends are there to pick up the pieces even if you cannot find it in yourself to believe these amazing human (and not so human) beings voluntarily give you more than a fleeting glance and an offhanded thought. And they brought cake!

A/N: Revenge is sweet but a well-timed dick joke is sweeter. xoxo gossip girl. Please supervise one Bucky Barnes on the internet. Questionable music taste. Detention is the price we pay for justice. Bruce Banner is too precious for this world, too pure.

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Beta read by the lovely and patient @miscmarvelwritings ! 🎶🎵I love you biiitch ain't ever gonna stop loving you biiitch ���🎶

"Initiate phase one," I added a growly undertone to my whisper, holding my phone inconspicuously, as if I was making a simple phone call. There was no answer but I didn't expect one: I was testing the voice recorder app that I had downloaded for the sole purpose of documenting and relaying the inevitable fall of one Flash Thompson. 

Making my way through the crowd of students during the busiest time of the day, I made the most intrigued and outraged facial expression I possibly could. Spying my targets, I leaned against a nearby wall, putting a hand over my mouth in fake outrage, keeping my eyes wide and trained on the opposite wall. Just as I had predicted, the two sophomore girls started giving me side-eye by minute two of my staring and finally approached me as I contemplated the wall for whole five minutes.

"I'm sorry, are you okay?" The brunette asked, her blonde friend hanging a step back.

"Yeah, totally," I mumbled. "I'm, like, shook beyond imagination, but nothing, like, bad."

The girls traded a curious look, seemingly coming to some sort of conclusion. The greedy gleam in their eyes had me internally cheering. "What happened?" The blonde one asked, coming closer.

"I'm not sure if I should tell that to anyone," I stammered, watching them bodily move forward. "Well, okay, I can't keep quiet. But you must never, ever speak of it or I'll get expelled or something," I said nervously. They both nodded so rapidly it reminded me of Funko Pop figurines. "You know the senior guy, Flash? Brown hair, kinda hot?" Again, they both nodded, conspicuously grinning. "I think I just saw him in the closed girls bathroom on the third floor with, like, some brunette from Ms. Johnson's History class," They both gasped. Predictable. "But that's not the worst! They were like, y'know," I made an obscene gesture with my hand and they instantly covered their own mouths with their palms in shock. "And the chick was like 'is it in yet?' and he was like 'yah' and I just closed the door and ran, oh my god I hope they didn't hear me," I squealed at the end, playing the part of a mortified teenager.

All three of us giggled uncomfortably for a moment. The blonde girl stared at me suspiciously. "And what were you doing there?"

I faked a nervous stammer, looking around briefly and showing them my lighter for a moment. They both gasped and nodded in recognition. "Don't tell anybody or my mom is going to have kittens," I pleaded. Both of them nodded solemnly, noticing their own group of friends approach. I used the brief moment to get lost in the river of pupils and by the time they turned around to introduce me, I was already at the opposite part of the hallway.

For the time being, everything seemed peaceful. There were a few giggles and side-eyes directed towards Flash Thompson but nothing out of the ordinary. He was disliked by most of the student population even if nobody dared to admit it outright. I took care to walk around without my earbuds for the day and pulled out my phone to record the most interesting conversations around me whenever I caught the tell tale signs of a gossip mill beginning to run its course around the school.

"Oh my god, I heard about this girl that was caught fucking Flash in the girls bathroom and she literally said 'is it in yet', can you imagine the shock, jeez!"

"Some chick literally just rejected Flash because his dick was too small."

"Rebecca from AP chemistry told me someone saw Flash's micropenis. Poor guy!"

"I wonder if his girlfriend dumped him because he can't do shit, I mean, he doesn't look like the type to eat the kitty."

Those were just the highlights of the Friday afternoon. Come the weekend and the news of Flash's unfortunate condition will make the rounds through every single group chat that the school has and by the time Monday rolls around, nobody will have a clue who started the rumour in the first place. I had to carefully select the girls who were to distribute the rumour and I was happy with the outcome: Marissa and Layla with their squad of chatty, bored rich girls were the perfect choice. I thought they would jump at any opportunity to cause drama and I was right.

It was sufficient to say I was bristling with pride as I cut and compiled the audio track from today's school day before sending it to the group chat.

Clint, Peter and Natasha appeared online as soon as the message delivered and I was delighted at their response. Romanoff's kind words, specifically, made me all warm and mushy inside. I didn't resist the feeling, basked in it even as I did a happy dance around my room. Peter's nonsensical string of emojis was another point of laughter for me. 

It wasn't exactly the smartest way to go about killing Thompson's reputation... Alas, simplicity is the way to success when it comes to large crowds of teenagers. That tiny little vindictive part of me was very much looking forward to the weekend and the results of the inevitable distortion of the rumour I had started. Who knew, maybe by Monday Flash Thompson would not only have a micropenis but horns and hooves as well.

Near bedtime, I had all the avengers send me their regards and thumbs up. I answered the flurry of texts as quickly as I could but there was no point in keeping up with ten or so people constantly streaming their questions, opinions and comments. 

I settled on a single easiest response: pulling my dad's old uni sweatshirt over my tiny lacy pajamas to preserve some modesty, I settled in front of my mirror, turning on my Bluetooth speaker to play "Boss Ass Bitch". In true gen-z fashion, I put on my best resting witch face and solemnly lip-synced to the song's eponymous chorus. My eyeliner was sharp enough to cut paper and my prismatic highlighter glittered enigmatically in the cold light of my blue lava lamp.

The response was, once again, delightful and I genuinely belly-laughed at the adults' attempts to meme after Peter. His blushy face emoji started a whole nother conversation that I didn't participate in but watched from the sidelines with glee, snorting every time his friends and mentors gently teased him about the very obvious crush he harboured on me. 

Seeing Peter starting to go absolutely nuts, I interjected with an offer (more like a dare) of a lip sync battle. He jumped on the bandwagon, immediately going offline to undoubtedly film an epic video of what I thought would be dorky-dancing to some hipster song. I was pleasantly surprised when it turned out to be a pre-recorded tik tok video of him and Ned fighting with lightsabers while mouthing the words to Fergalicious that played over the Imperial March.

Weirdos. I still followed him on the app, though, it was pretty funny.

Bucky interjected with a very well executed rendition of "Bring Me to Life": he was wearing his full Winter Soldier get-up, complete with an AK-47, dramatically serenading Steve who looked seventeen shades of done with his partner's antics. Wanda's following twenty second voice message consisted of nothing but pure hysterical laughter, summing up everyone's reaction to the video. Bucky was going to go viral one of these days...

Obviously, I had good competition and nobody else seemed to want to participate so I rearranged my surroundings a little bit and stood up at my full height and swapped the old sweatshirt for a cute crop-top hoodie. My thigh-highs were on display and with my make-up, I looked like a proper internet e-girl. I leaned against the mirror as I mouthed along to the song with my best interpretation of the famous Lucifer smirk, seasoned with a tiny bit of angelic innocence: "Doctor, doctor, give me the news, I got a bad case of loving you..."

Needless to say, I won the competition. Eventually Wanda joined in, looking menacing and ominous with her dark clothes and Natasha's red hair flashing somewhere in the background; even Tony did a round (AC/DC as his soundtrack of course) with one of his Iron Man suits but nothing beat my stunt and the reaction that it caused.

I had accidentally called out Bruce with the choice of my song and his teammates gave both of us a lot of cheeky comments about it. We relented and flirted with each other a bit as the conversation flowed into more mundane discussion; I said my good nights somewhere between Tony's bitching about the hobbies of my generation and my nightly skincare routine. The little green heart that I'd become accustomed to over the past few weeks greeted me just as I was about to lock my phone.

Bruce was really too precious for this world. My crush on him was different than the one on Tony, it mellowed out in comparison. I wanted him to hold me, to stroke my hair, to call me his darling and wrap me up in one of those dorky button-ups that he insisted on wearing in spite of Tony's unwanted, however very valid, fashion advice.

For all that's worth, the scientist probably knew or at least suspected and had the good grace to play along just enough to satisfy my deep need for attention... Without crossing any actual lines. It was frustrating, it was disappointing but I had virtually nothing to complain about. Besides, I didn't want to lose the quirky friendship that we had. Banner was, probably, the least judgemental person I knew and I wasn't about to trade that for an awkwardly stolen kiss.

Monday and Tuesday passed in a flurry of giggling and snorting every time Flash walked by. His girlfriend broke up with him, very publicly, accusing him of cheating and he didn't even deny it - just insulted her and stormed off, leaving even his friends looking lost and clueless. I started dragging Peter and his two pet nerds along with me just about everywhere I went in case Thompson decided to do something stupid again. If judging only by the looks he was throwing our little company, he was on his way to figuring out who began nibbling at his reputation.

The week was coming to an end and the rumour began dying off, slowly. That just didn't sit with me, I wanted the fucker gone. Due to the obvious time constraints, I approached MJ regarding Peter - after a brief argument, we came to an agreement regarding Peter's safety should I need to leave him alone in the hallways or at lunch. 

I needed to do this alone so if I got caught, I won't drag them down with me. Granted, I would probably get something like a suspension and the school will attempt to call my mother (she never picks up) but that's about it. That's where her reputation comes in handy-people consciously avoid dealing with her, she can be that unbearable.

But first, I needed to get a teacher that's on my side. After carefully considering the candidates, I settled on my Social Studies professor - he taught the college-level classes and was overall a very chill, nice dude. And he disliked bullies with a flaming passion. So it didn't take me long to work him into a righteous fury - just a quick chat over a cup of tea in his homeroom and a few pictures of Peter's bruised face, complete with my own pleading puppy eyes. We agreed Mr Davies would "accidentally" leave the teacher's lounge unlocked during third period and I would sneak in. The plan wasn't foolproof but if it worked, not only Flash, but also his whole misogynistic, bigoted family would go down.

As I was leaving, Mr Davies looked up at me with a bright smile: "Give them Hell, alright?" And I suddenly noticed he was, in fact, very attractive. The smile brought out the fine wrinkles around his mouth, the crow's feet around his eyes - he smiled a lot. Silver strands mixed in with the wooden brown of his hair.

I let my eyes slide over him briefly before baring my teeth in return. "I owe you one," I don't know what possessed me to say that. My mouth really had a mind of its own sometimes. The room suddenly became hot.

"Sure," He replied, totally oblivious.

On Friday, I made myself a small nest in the empty classroom opposite the teacher's lounge and sat waiting for the signal from Mr Davies - he'd tap on the door once and I'd quietly go inside the teacher's lounge, retrieve Thompson's file and make my way back to the empty classroom to grab my backpack and carry the file to my locker for further examination. 

The first part went successfully and I managed to snag Thompson's file. It was heavy and hefty, all the evidence of his rowdiness compiled into one flimsy plastic folder. There were A LOT of pink slips and I rejoiced internally: at least there was a paper trail of his exploits. The principal didn't do anything about it which was... If not against the rules then at least frowned upon; the plan was to take copies and anonymously submit them to the school board prompting at least an investigation into the blatant disregard for Flash's immoral and illegal behaviour.

On my way back I stumbled upon the principal herself which got me not only a stern talking to, but a whole detention for skipping class. Whatever, I was too elated from potentially ruining the life of a dumb fuck who ruined my friend's face.

Surprise came in the face of Mr Davies, who, having heard the commotion in the hallway, stepped out of his class and saw me being lectured by the principal. 

"I'll take her for the detention," I heard the familiar voice behind me. The principal nodded solemnly and I had no choice but to sigh in resignation. "Three thirty, be here," He nodded to me, walking back, looking way too smug for his own good. So I wasn't the only one excited about the successful completion of stage two of my nefarious plan. Cue evil laughter.

[karasunology]

❝ AW, YOU'RE BLUSHING LIKE A ROSE. ❞ & ❝ I LIKE THE WAY YOUR HAND FITS MINE. ❞ with KUROO TETSUROU !

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-ˏˋ ➶ character(s) ━ kuroo tetsurou. <3

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[ ♡ ] to the anons that sent these request, everyone say THANK YOU to them for pulling me out of my writer's block. requests are open for some cash cash money brain juice requests✨🙈

KUROO TETSUROU.

➜ kuroo is a fucking tease.

➜ in the bedroom? yeah.

➜ outside the bedroom? yeah.

➜ of course his teasing aren't way too much that could actually hurt anyone.

➜ but mf is an absoloute tease.

➜ did i mention he's a tease?

➜ he didn't know what it was that made him want to tease you but perhaps it was the way you scrunch your nose at him with furrowed eyebrows and narrowed eyes that wow, damn you were kinda cute.

➜ tehee🙈💫😋

➜ and wow, did it drove him mad

➜ the way your cheeks would turn into a bashful mess whenever he flirts with you using his awful but kinda smart chemistry pick up lines he took from google.

➜ some are innocent.

“ Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe. ”

➜ some are . . 🤪🙈

“ If I was an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes. ”

➜ again, everyone say THANK YOU GOOGLE

➜ and even now when you're already dating him and he STILL manages to fluster you, mf took PRIDE ON THAT

➜ he'd say it was because of his looks and charisma all together but honestly?

➜ it's just because he looked so FUCKING CUTE WHILE SAYING THE PICKUP LINES. like WHAT? an aobsoloute DORK

➜ the way he excitedly and eagerly awaited your reaction like a wholesome puppy wagging it's tail for it's owner.

➜ now THAT, that could make anyone feel flustered ngl

➜ with his piercing amber eyes looking at you intently???

➜ phewww chileee😳🙈👉👈

➜ but i guess you were both right, his charisma does play apart in it too while being a huge ass dork that you wanna k*ss

➜ ngl remind me of peter parker

➜ and that man? was pheww😋😝

➜ he's a gentleman too, he'd always be the one in between the busy streets and the sidewalk.

➜ his reasoning??

“ i don't want you to be hit by a car or anything, pretty face. ”

➜ but HONESTLY? he just really cares a lot about you and doesn't want you to get hurt.

➜ lmao i want that

➜ he'd always have an arm hooked around you, and his reasoning would usually be :

“ i don't want anyone to think they have a chance with you. ”

➜ or

“ i want everyone to know that you're mine. ”

➜ but YOU KNOW WHAT??

➜ he just wants to be close to you and he doesn't want you to get lost at busy places

➜ i am in love with this man😭

➜ brb changing my theme to kuroo🙈

➜ cafe dates were a must with you two

➜ usually for just hanging around or study dates

➜ he always liked studying

➜ but maybe he liked it because he was doing it with you?

➜ that's a secret i'll never tell xoxo, gossip girl💋

➜ and in places like these, he'd just like to get you all flustered

➜ by giving you a kiss on the back of your hand whenever you get all the questions right in this one section

➜ maybe just simply writing heart doodles in the corner of the bool's page of your names together, knowing that your teacher might see it

➜ but he doesn't really care, he liked seeing you burrying your face to your hands because ONLY KUROO TETSUROU CAN DO THAT

➜ PERIOD BB💅😋

➜ or should i say periodic table? ok ok i'll leave now bye

➜ but his favourite? the google pick up lines😍😍

“ Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? 'Cause you are F-I-Ne. ” he grins at you, looking up from his phone as he read the words outloud just right after he asked google chemistry pick up lines

➜ bb you aren't original, and thats okay

“ oh my god, kuroo shut up ─ we're at a cafe for fuck's sake! ” you whisper shouted as you got closer to his face, leaning in, your nose scrunched up with your eyes narrowed at him. it looked like you were mad at him but when you see the pink tint at your cheeks? you were definitely probably, hopefully, not angry at him.

“ kitten, you should have told me you wanted my face this close to yours and i wouldn't object nor compl ─ ” you put his face away from yours, averting your eyes away from him while you try and hide your blushing face.

➜ but BEING THE SLY MF HE IS, he took this chance to grab onto your hand gently and intertwine it with his as a cheeky grin spread across his face in delight and satisfaction with your reaction and with the warmth of your hands molded with his.

➜ oh god he loves it ─ no, he loves you.

➜ but before you could slap it away, he made another comment.

“ aw, you're blushing like a rose. ” he teased, cooing at you as he fiddled with your hands.

“ h ─ how could i not? i like the way your hands fits mine. ”

➜ now it's kuroos turn to overheat

➜ because oh how the TURN TABLES.

➜ he didn't know of it was your bluntness, the red in your cheeks, or the comment you made.

➜ but he was flustered, flustered with himself and you with how you managed to caught HIM off-guard and wow, marry him already

➜ because you know what? under that teasing, sly, and confident layer of his, was a dorky ass mf that's just madly in love with you.

➜ his cheeks all flushed as he tried covering it with the back of his hand while the other was still holding onto yours as his gaze quickly averted away from you while he clears his throat.

➜ acting as if you didn't just almost made his heart LEAP OUT OF HIS CHEST.

➜ but you knew it, you knew that you made him feel all giddy inside, you knew that everytime you do these he secretly loves it ─ and you knew that only YOU can do that to him.

➜ and honestly?

➜ you too, were also a tease.

[yagyaseniblogs-blog]

Day 4, March 29

There are so many things that are important in ones life and the most important of them all is still peace of mind. The feeling of being content with what you have, what you feel and what you do.

I think anything that we do in our lives is to get happiness. Which is one and the same with peace of mind.

Now recently my Mom is angry and not speaking to me because I did something that she thinks and feels is bad. And I agree. May be it is bad. May be I shouldn't have done it at all. But then again... comes in the peace of mind.

I being an individual person can and does feel bad about being treated, spoken to and thought about in a certain way which of course isn't nice. It is one thing to be judged and being treated in an awkward way by complete strangers or people you don't sit down with and speak to often. And a completely different when it's from somebody you have known all your life, you love and you care about. You would know which would hurt.

And I as a person will not allow this. I won't let anybody disturb my peace of mind. That is I won't do something if I don't want to. And I might do it the very next second because I am impulsive and now I want to.

So I was saying ....that I will not let anyone disturb my peace of mind for their convenience. And if getting revenge on somebody helps me attain that, I'll do it.

And that's what I did mother. You might hate me now for it. Or may be forever. But I am not sorry for this one thing. I am sorry but I am not. *waddup song reference*... | quoting superwoman | || you are smart you saw what I did there lol. ||

Now what I am saying here does not involve violence. Do not think that it's okay to hurt somebody physically or emotionally or mentally. Revenge should be healthy too. It's like showing people that you are to be heard and taken seriously. It's still like proving your point. Like showing people their place when they try to sit on your head. So do not think that I promote violence. No ways am I doing that.

What I am saying here just means do not let anyone else tell you who you are you tell them *gossip girl reference*.

But enough with this. I have my lab exam 1 for chemistry today because it's 2:30 already in the morning so I gotta go...

And if you learn something at all from all that I ranted above. Learn that violence is never an option. XOXO

[ggblasts]

Spotted: Paxton Walker, the man who can’t stay off anyone’s radar, has pulled a classic disappearing act. Ever since his much-anticipated return from that whirlwind Italian getaway, the normally social butterfly has been anything but. New York’s glittering social circles are starting to buzz with the obvious question: where is Paxton?

It’s not just his absence from the Upper East Side’s A-list events that’s raising eyebrows—people are starting to wonder if his long-standing relationship with Waverly is on the rocks. After all, it’s been radio silence on the couple front for weeks. Could this be the end of one of the city’s most enviable romances? Or is Paxton just laying low for more personal reasons?

Of course, there’s also his blossoming Broadway career to consider. The rumor mill is whispering that rehearsals are eating up all his time, and he’s too focused on nailing his big break to make any appearances. But let’s be real, even the busiest stars make time for a red carpet stroll now and then. So, what’s really keeping him in the shadows?

Waverly, on the other hand, has been making solo appearances—and she’s looking as fabulous as ever. But don’t let that killer smile fool you; insiders are saying she’s been noticeably quieter about her once all-consuming love affair. No social media posts, no public declarations, just a whole lot of solo action. Something’s definitely up.

The question remains: are we on the verge of the most anticipated breakup of the season, or is Paxton simply too preoccupied with his rising star? Either way, the city’s elite are holding their breath for what comes next. We know this game too well—nothing stays hidden for long in this town.

So stay tuned, because whether it’s heartbreak or career highs, Paxton Walker’s next move is bound to make waves. And you know I'll be the first to spill all the juicy details.

XOXO, Gossip Girl

@paxtonxxwalker

[ggblasts]

Happy Sunday Flock!

Usually I would let you all know what this month's event is, but since it is Labor Day weekend, I'm going to let you all relax. At least until...you know, I'll be nice and say Tuesday. I'll let you all relax until Tuesday. Except for Ivy Garcia. I asked you to do something and you didn't, now everyone is going to know your secret. You all should know by now to NOT cross me. Oh and for those of you who are bringing me up, like Sarah Cameron and Sharpay Evans, don't worry, I have my eyes on you as well. I am everywhere. Sarah Cameron, there's more story that I didn't add when I made your whole dossier on you. You really want more information out on you? I'd start thinking if I were you. Anywho, you all enjoy these next few days of peace, except Ivy and 'll talk to you soon! XOXO, Gossip GIrl