#that'd be fine. whatever. unimportant in the grand scheme.

[literally-12-people]

My Brain to me: you are fantastic. Because of me, you are able to create entire worlds in the palms of your hands. You can visualize things down to the tiniest detail, and scale them up to giant size! You have visions of the future in your dreams because of my ability to predict what your life is like. How *cool* is *that*!

Me: fantastic! Wonderful! Extraordinary! Do you think maybe i could remember what i did last week in chronological order?!

Brain: ew! what? No. What do you take me for, a miracle worker? Here's a memory, is it helpful?

M: this is something that i have proof i didn't do. If i tried to present this as evidence of doing the thing it wouldn't be accepted.

B: sucks to suck, dumbo. Clearly it happened, here's every detail.

M: could it be a vision from my dreams, like you said?

B: dreams don't have detail, duh. This is a real event, surely.

M: kay but the thing you are saying happened in this memory didn't happen.

B: idk, man. Get better soon, schizo, lol.