#that man is fruitier than a bag of skittles and you're telling me he's only been with women?? yeah... sure...

[gender-luster]

the most unrealistic part of once upon a time is that rumplestiltskin doesn't sing. and i'm not just in the musical episode either, but just in general; if there was a ouat character who would randomly sing at any point, it would be rumplestiltskin. i mean, in the brothers grimm fairytale, the miller's daughter literally discovered rumpelstiltskin's name because he was singing!

the second most unrealistic thing about once upon a time is that rumplestiltskin never fucked a man