#that clown rewired his goddamn brain. one little choking sesh and he's feeling shrimp emotions
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Visit Tumblr Blog
Explore Tumblr blogs with no restrictions, modern design and the best experience.
Last Seen Tumblr Blogs
Fun Fact
Users from the US are the majority of Tumblr visitors.
Text
sudden onslaught of very intense hisogon thoughts like a divine vision but like. do you get it. do you know what i mean.
#that clown rewired his goddamn brain. one little choking sesh and he's feeling shrimp emotions#now let me tell you a story. when i was like 11 we went on vacation and they had like belly dancing shows at the hotel etc#and there was this one dancer that i got completely obsessed with. she was the most beautiful woman i had ever seen in my life.#on the last day i went to her after a show and said i love her dancing and that she's so pretty and she laughed and hugged me#and popped a piece of gum into her mouth and asked if i wanted some. i said yes and she put a piece of icy mint gum straight onto my tongue#and it felt like taking a bite out of the apple of eden#im 100% sure this was the moment i became bisexual it completely changed my brain chemistry#i had hated mint gum up till that moment but that woman put her fingers in my mouth once and i became obsessed with mint gum#i was like 10 i didnt know what lust was but i KNEW. it was like the final deadly sin getting unblocked. it was a divine experience.#do you know what i mean. do you know what i meannnn
5 notes
·
View notes