#that cat's about to make some fucked up tough and chewy biscuits in that case!! this cat's restaurant is going under. | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

sergle · 9 months ago

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pointless trivia of the day: I get annoyed when people refer to cats kneading on something as "making biscuits" because biscuits aren't like breads, and should under No Circumstances Be Kneaded

#it makes me wonder if 'biscuit' used to be used to refer to bread rolls because otherwise. why would this be.#that cat's about to make some fucked up tough and chewy biscuits in that case!! this cat's restaurant is going under.#''what are biscuits then'' they're pastry and pastry absolutely hates to be Touched #they also have little sheets of butter in the dough that you want to keep Whole so you are desperately trying not to melt the butter #w the body heat coming from your hands #they eat like a bread but they aren't yeasted and they aren't kneaded

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