#thankfully its always been water and my glass and i don't think ive ever gotten it on someone else but like. truly unbearable
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Poor spatial awareness + talking with your hands is truly thee most lethal combination, I cannot tell you the number of times I've knocked over a glass while out to eat with friends and every time the humiliation is next level
#like constantly getting scrapes and bruises from bumping into shit is annoying but it doesn't even come close to the shame and#humiliation of spilling a full glass of water on yourself the table and the floor like a toddler bc you got a little too excited and didn't#realize it was there.#thankfully its always been water and my glass and i don't think ive ever gotten it on someone else but like. truly unbearable#id honestly rather you just take me out the back and shoot me
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1. Last beverage?
I genuinely drank tea, and water all day, and then had a sip of diet pepsi right before this.
2. Last phone call?
Either my dad or my bro I can't remember which one was after the other.
3. Last song you listened to?
Snow - RHCP
4. Last time you cried?
I laugh cried a few days ago.
I cried cried like two weeks ago.
5. Have you dated someone twice?
Yeah, we broke up, had some time apart were we both knew we really shouldn't see other people because we were not over each other, got back together because it felt inevitable, and it just did not work.
6. Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes, it was not as simple as it sounds but it still hurts.
7. Kissed someone & regretted it?
Not because of them, they're great, but yeah dont kiss just anyone, because it can make stuff weird.
8. Have you lost someone special?
A few good people, RIP.
9. What are your three favorite colors?
Blue, Brown, & Grey. (And orange)
10. Met someone who changed you in the past month?
I don't think so?
11. Kissed any of your friends?
A few actually :o
12. How many kids do you want?
I always say I want twelve kids and a farm but realistically maybe 4?
13. Do you want any pets?
I love my pets so much but I do wanna travel.
14. Do you want to change your name?
No I really like my name.
I have a name to write under if that counts?
15. What did you do for your last birthday?
I went out to eat and saw my friends and family.
16. What time did you wake up today?
6:00am
17. Name something you CANNOT wait for?
That phase of house ownership where its just like picking out the cool stuff you want.
18. Last time you saw your mother?
About an hour ago.
19. Most visited webpage?
At the moment IGN, is it called IGN? The gaming website because I need help completing tasks on children's nintendo games.
20. Nicknames?
Shortstuff, Little Angel, Lebeau, Chibitch, mostly stuff calling me small because I am usually taller than everyone.
21. Relationship status?
Allll byyyy myselfffff.
22. Zodiac sign?
Earth? Is that what that means?
23. Male or female?
I am a boy.
24. Height?
193cm
25. Do you have a crush on someone?
Not really. Maybe like celebrity crushes?
26. Piercings?
I wanted so many and got none. I no longer want any.
27. Tattoos?
I wanted tons and i got one, I'd be happy to have none, but i do really cheesily wanna use inkbox.
28. Strong or Weak?
Thighs of STEEL.
FIRSTS
29. First surgery?
Ive had a lot of stuff but not surgery I dont think?
30. First best friend?
Like earliest one? My siblings.
31. First sport you joined?
Skateboarding is a crime not a sport so although I joined teams and a park, i'll say Ju Jitsu, because I didn't "join" swimming either I just jumped in the lake.
32. First trip abroad?
Andalusia.
33. First school?
Nursery? Idk what this means?
34. First pair of trainers?
No idea. First I bought with my own money? Probably És, Converse, or DCs. I think it was És.
WHICH IS BETTER
35. Lips or eyes?
Depends on the person, but usually eyes.
36. Hugs or kisses?
I kinda love both but hugs are more universal, Id only wanna kiss certain people, or get kisses from certain people. Same with hugs but the pool is wider.
37. Shorter or taller?
I like stuff to be taller so i dont have to crouch for it but people can be whatever size they have grown.
38. Older or younger?
I'd like to be younger again so I can do it with confidence this time. I love talking to older people.
39. Romantic or spontaneous?
Either is cool depends on what exactly is going on, a lot of potential cross over here too.
40. Sensitive or loud?
I'm a sensitive soul.
41. Hook-up or relationship?
Relationship.
42. Shy or outgoing?
Shygoing.
HAVE YOU EVER
43. Kissed a stranger?
I have kissed a few because I had a weird phase.
44. Gotten a speeding ticket?
Never, thankfully, I drive like a grandpa.
45. Lost glasses/contacts?
Sunglasses for sure.
46. Sex on first date?
I wouldn't even call it a date :o
47. Broken someone's heart?
My own for a start.
48. Been arrested?
No, I am a good boy.
49. Have you turned someone down?
Many people, many times, for many things.
50. Fallen for a friend?
Had crushes on friends but not fallen in love.
51. Moved out of town?
I moved country on my own three times and now I live back home again.
BELIEVE IN
52. Miracles?
Yes.
53. Love at first sight?
Yes.
54. Heaven?
Yes.
55. Santa Claus?
Yes.
56. Kiss on the first date?
Depends on the vibes.
57. Angels?
I know so many.
58. Yourself?
Yes.
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY
59. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time?
I was in "the talking stage" with two different people and i really liked both and couldn't take it any further because i could not choose but we never really passed the that stage so it wasn't the same thing really?
60. Been in love with someone you couldn't be with?
I've had crushes on people I couldn't be with but rarely have I ever been in love.
61. Ever cheated on somebody?
No.
62. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?
To see the British temperate rainforests before we ruined them.
63. Are you afraid of falling in love?
I hope not.
64. Was your last relationship a mistake?
No, that's mean, it meant a lot, but we just weren't the one.
65. Do you miss your last relationship?
I miss the feelings, and the person, but not the relationship? It's done and it should stay done.
66. Who did you last say “i love you” to?
my parents.
67. Have you ever been depressed?
Not like diagnosed no, but I think that may be because I never asked to be diagnosed...
68. Are you insecure?
I'm working on it.
69. How do you want to die?
Happy and fulfilled.
70. Do you bite your nails?
No I just clip them.
71. When was your last physical fight?
I don't remember.
72. Do you have an attitude?
A bad one? I hope not.
73. Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
Twirl.
74. Do you tan a lot?
I don't at all, I go red then white again but with more freckles.
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