#thank u for tumblr user annabell--cane for the the antithesis of carson's euripides

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do y'all ever think about satosugu quintessentially being anne carson's pylades and orestes like

Satoru: I'll take care of you.

Suguru: It's rotten work.

Satoru: Not to me. Not if it's you.

and shoko, watching this drama (which is entirely unnecessary in her very honest to god opinion) unfold right in front of her ash tray as she's dissecting some animal afflicted by some grade 1 level curse, just stares at them and is just so done for the rest of eternity and then some. so she just goes

Shoko: You know what? Alright. Fuck it. I'll take care of you both. It's rotten work. Especially to me, especially because it's you idiots. I'll fucking do it but christ alive.

suguru never leaves, satoru never has to kill him, shoko gets to keep her boys and isn't left alone, and that's how sashisu stay alive and grow old together and revolutionize and change the jujutsu society for the better thank you for coming to my ted talk